Luigi's Bio, reported by Dimentio
Luigi's Bio, reported by Dimentio
Name: Luigi Mario
Height: 5'5 feet
Weight: 165 lbs
Favorite Food: ANYTHING with pasta, tomato sauce, meat, and SOME cheese
Least Favorite Food: Food that looks scary
First Video Game Appearance: Super Mario Bros.
Latest Adventure Game: Super Luigi Galaxy
Favorite Pastime: Getting married to Daisy, playing tennis, baseball, golf, going to Italian restaurants, and getting his mansion
Least Favorite Pastime: Cleaning up after Mario, being left behind, getting slapped by Daisy, being in haunted mansions
Favorite People: Daisy, Yoshi, E. Gadd, Mario, Toad (for a while), and Peach
Least Favorite People: King Boo, Bouldergeist, Pink Boos, Boos, Dry Bones, Cackletta's Ghost (See a connection?), Bowser, Bowser Jr. (for a while), the Koopalings, and any enemy from the past
Luigi's past begins in Italy as well (refer to Mario's bio). However here is what happened while Baby Luigi was in Kamek's Castle. At the keep Kamek locked up Baby Luigi, who was beginning to cry. "SHUT UP! You sniveling brat!" shouted Kamek, covering his ears. "As soon as your brother gets here…" he said, smiling evilly, "I will make you two go to sleep... FOREVER! AHAHAHA- OUCH!"
"Bad Kamek! Me want to take nappy. Kamek go squish now!" said Baby Bowser, pounding him. Luigi started laughing at Kamek's misery. "Huh?" said Baby Bowser, looking at the giggling Luigi. "Who dat, Kamek?" said Baby Bowser, getting off of Kamek.
"I am-a-"
"Quiet!" said Kamek, interrupting Luigi. They both left and Baby Luigi was alone.
"Where am I? Where Bro? Where Mommy and Daddy?" wondered baby Luigi.
Three days later while Baby Luigi was napping, an alarm rang. "Huh? What going on?" said Baby Luigi, waking up.
Just then Kamek appeared in front of him. "Err. They're here," said Kamek, opening Baby Luigi's cage. "Well I will put you in MY room!" said Kamek. Just then Yoshi and Baby Mario came through the door. "AH!" yelled Kamek. He quickly said a spell and transported Baby Luigi to his room.
"Mario is here yay!" said Baby Luigi with joy. He then heard pounding noises and crying. A few minutes later he could hear crashing noises and the room was starting to collapse. "Oh mamamia!" said Baby Luigi as he was dodging boulders. After that was over he saw a huge version of Baby Bowser heading towards Yoshi and Baby Mario. "Oh oh, they in twable," said Baby Luigi, scared. Just then he saw the Yoshis trying to pass Yoshi giant eggs but he could not catch them. "I got it!" said Baby Luigi. He found an old fan and got to work. "Here we go!" said Baby Luigi, turning the contraption on. The fan blew the Giant Yoshi Eggs in the direction of Yoshi, who was now able to catch them. A few eggs to the face later, Baby Bowser was defeated and Baby Luigi was rescued.
After the defeat Kamek tried to kidnap the Baby Mario Bros. again as well as Baby Peach, but once again only kidnapped Baby Luigi. "I really ought to get new glasses," he said. Once again they defeated Kamek and got back Baby Luigi.
One day their parents decided to put the Babies in a nursery so they could make friends. Baby Mario and Baby Peach played together a lot, while Baby Luigi would sit next to Baby Daisy, who enjoyed the pleasure of his company. Baby Waluigi caused trouble for Baby Luigi; he would steal his lunchbox and take the desserts. He would also get in the way when Baby Luigi was talking to Baby Daisy. Baby Luigi then devised a plan to make Baby Waluigi stop bothering him. He got one of the most bitter fruits from Yoshi's Isalnd and put it in the cookie dough his mom was making. The next day he told Baby Mario not to eat his cookies. On that day in the nursery Baby Waluigi once again took Baby Luigi's lunchbox. He got the cookies and- "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Baby Waluigi as he ran around in circles. Baby Luigi had a triumphant look on his face. Just then the Marios’ parents came in and had a worried expression on their faces.
"Do you have the Babies?" asked the chancellor.
"Yes" said the parents, holding the Baby Mario Bros.
"Good, now we must take them to nearest warp pipe to the Real World," said the chancellor.
"Can't we go with them?" asked Mariana.
"Unfortunately no. This is the only known warp pipe that takes people to the Real World, and only has enough star power to send two more people," said the chancellor his head down.
Their parents, with tears in their eyes, said, "Goodbye, and remember we will ALWAYS love you." They gave them photos and put it in their hats. The Babies didn't understand what was happening. The next thing they knew they were dropped in a warp pipe and later woke up in the Real World.
The Mario Bros. grew up in Brooklyn New York. In the Brooklyn Plumbers Academy Luigi was at the top of his class mostly because Mario couldn't make a successful pipe out of scratch. After completing the academy Luigi asked, "Now-a what?"
"We-a make our own-a business," answered Mario
"With what-a money?'" asked Luigi.
The Mario Bros. had no money left so they just were walking on the Brooklyn streets when they saw lots of police officers. "What’s-a going on?" asked Mario.
"Where have youse guys been, in a sewer pipe? The president of the USA is showing the president of Russia around Brooklyn," said an officer.
"Well let’s-a stick around-a," said Luigi, sitting on his suitcase.
A few minutes later the streets of Brooklyn were being flooded by sewer water. "Luigi, we’ve-a got to-a help," said Mario.
"You are-a right, Mario," said Luigi and off the Mario Bros. went. They got diving equipment and went into a manhole. They swam for a while got into a room where they saw Koopas and Sidesteppers. After the Bros. cleared the sewers the sewer water drained back into the sewers.
The president later gave Mario a golden plunger and Luigi a golden wrench. He also gave them 100,000 dollars, enough to start their business. They were the greatest plumbers in the USA and quite possibly the whole world. One day while Luigi was eating a meatball sandwich Mario said, "Come on-a Luigi. We-a gotta job to do-a."
When they got there Luigi started plunging away at the shower and he saw Mario leaving. "Oh, Mario must-a have-a to see-a Paulina again," said Luigi, a bit sad. He wished he had a girlfriend too. While thinking these thoughts he got the hairball that was clogging the shower. Then the drain started sucking him up. "HELP! HELP! BRO! MMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRIIIIIIOOOOO!" Half of him was already sucked up when Mario came in and tried to pull him out. Mario pulled on his little brother but got sucked up as well.
The next thing they knew they were in a strange new land. Luigi hid behind Mario as a Mushroom walked up to them. "By the Stars, the Mario Bros. have returned!" he shouted. The Mushroom introduced himself as the chancellor of the Mushroom Kingdom and told them of their predicament: Peach, Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, had been kidnapped by Bowser, King of the Koopas.
Mario valiantly told them not to worry, for he would rescue the princess. Luigi, however, said, "Sorry Bro, but I am-a gonna stay-a here." Luigi waved goodbye as Mario left.
Luigi was scared that Mario might not come back. "Don't worry," said a Toad. "He will be back. How about I help you find a house for you guys to live in?" said the Toad.
"Okey dokey," said Luigi. Later after Mario had rescued the princess, Luigi had already purchased a house for them.
A couple adventures later, after Mario saved Daisy, Luigi and Daisy fell in love with each other. Luigi has also saved Mario's fat butt twice.
When he was a baby, the Yoshis trained Luigi to jump high and run fast, while Mario ate and fought with evil Koopa Troopas. This explains why Luigi can jump higher and run faster than his bro. Luigi is scared of ghosts, especially Boos, because when he was still an infant he encountered a Boo on the Island. He was curious about it and went forward. Then the Boo ate him up. Luckily Yoshi was looking for him and saved him. Luigi moved out of Mario's house when he got his Mansion. Luigi got married to Daisy after he rescued her from King Boo. When did that happen? Well wait for the Fun Fic!
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