Mr. Pikas

Full Name: Confucius Archibald Ignatius Deemer Jabarkas Bob Pikas

Nickname: Pikas

Species: Do you even have to ask?

Political Affiliation: AKPR

Friends: None

Minions: Shagon, Double O Jigglypuff, Double O Meowth, Double O Flame Fox, etc. (Notice a pattern
here?)

Enemies: All the Koopas

Talents: Driving everyone on the planet nuts with his endless insane world-domination plans.

Favorite Weapon: Feeling Bomb

History: A long time ago (about two weeks), Plit was the way it always was: Bowser kidnapping the
Princess, Mario running to rescue her, the Koopalings beating on Mario, etc. Then another portal
opened to another dimension. And through it came an unspeakable evil. No, not Bill Gates and
Windows 2000, but strange sickeningly cute creatures bearing only a hatred for all things Koopish.

The evil Mr. Pikas, the most sickeningly cute one of all, led them. He quickly set up an evil
organization known as the AKPR, set up on 555 Evil Villain Lane and began to try to take over Plit.
His plots in the episodes code-named the Feeling Bombs and the Campout of Doom were foiled.
After throwing a tantrum for two days, he again tried to take over the world, this time making
everyone on Plit think they were something else.

The closest he ever came to victory was when he summoned up the greatest evil Plit has ever known
(Bill Gates). The Evil Thingy (Windows) possessed Pikas and forced him to do even more evil things
(watch cheesy kid shows). However, he was defeated again.

My comments: Ewwwww! Back, demon!