Bowser settles down to watch some TV.

Lakitu: Salutations all. This is the Channel 43 News. First, we'll have a look at SkyLakitu.

SkyLakitu: Hello. I'm over Dark Land right now. The weather's cloudy as usual, and nothing bad (err... good) is happening.

Lakitu: Thank you. An explosion happened lately in one of the castles in Pipe Land. We're afraid we can't control the fire, but we rescued the residents. Let's have a talk with Ludwig von Koopa, sometimes known as Kookie.

Ludwig: Thank you, but may you please call me by my original name?

Lakitu: Yep, sure. Ludwig von Koopa, what happened in the destroyed castle?

Ludwig: One of my Boom Booms dropped an invention of mine that was highly explosive. It was an accident, and there are no hard feelings between me and the Boom Boom. I had a talk with him in the

1 and a half hours later...

Lakitu: Welcome again. The show actually lasted one hour, but we had trouble with the camera so we showed you a cartoon after The Wendy Show. Let's have a talk with the bravest, strongest, and nastiest Koopaling, Roy.

Roy: Thank you! I'm Roy Koopa, and I'm the meanest and most strongest Koopaling!

Lakitu: Yes, that is true. Can you tell us some of your hobbies?

Roy: Beating up sissies, collecting rocks, and smashing Mario.

Lakitu: Thank you, Roy. Let's have a talk with Wendy now. Wendy?

Wendy: I'm here!  Ain't I beautiful? Did you see The Wendy Show?

Lakitu: Yes to both. How do you feel about Susan?

Wendy: She's fine.

Lakitu: Our sponsors caught a peek of you in The Wendy Show.

The screen shows a camera getting a snapshot of Wendy bragging about how beautiful she is.

Wendy: Now I know! I saw a Fishing Lakitu with a camera on a fishing hook!

Camera Lakitu: And you're looking at him!

Bowser: I can't believe my children are on TV!

Lakitu: Now to interview Hip and Hop, AKA Lemmy  and Iggy Koopa.

Lemmy: Hello! This is-

Iggy: -My brother Iggy.

Lemmy: Hey! I'm supposed-

Iggy: -To say that!

Lemmy: No you-

Iggy: -weren’t!

Lakitu: Off air!

Bowser: Arguing as usual. Roar ha ha ha!

Suddenly, Morton pops up on the screen.

Morton: Hi Lakitu do you like wedding cake because I do it's creamy and yummy and it has pink icing flowers and the words happy anniversary or whatever I don't remember and-

Lakitu: Yes yes, I do like wedding cake. It's the color of my cloud. I also like flowers. I wish I was a part of Larry's news station. Not to mention I hate Desert Land, but it just doesn't have enough flowers. Pipe Land is good because of the Piranha Plants. Sorry to interrupt you.

Morton: It’s ok Lakitu, I'm becoming used to being interrupted because the Koopalings don't think many of my speeches are good but do you like mine? I'll say one to you.

Three minutes later...

Lakitu: Your time's up, Morton.

Morton: Thanks anyway I apprecciate it.

Lakitu: That was a good one.

Bowser: Zzz… Morton's dead. Very dead.

Suddenly a screeching DING DONG can be heard.

Lakitu: Oh no! Time's up, but we have to interview Larry.

Larry: No thank you, I need to plant some potatoes.

Lakitu: Bye. See you on Lemmius! (Which is about one week away.) We always do a five-hour news program every Sunday.

Later…

(The Koopalings burst into the Lounge.)

Koopalings: Bowser, we were on TV!

Bowser: I'm tired. What time is it? 11:15?! Why don’t you play in your rooms?

Koopalings: Ok!

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