Mario and Luigi
were enjoying another sunny day at Koopa Beach when Toad came running up
to them, shouting, "Mario! Luigi! We've got trouble again!"
"What's wrong,
Toad?" Mario asked, sitting up straight in his beach chair.
"King Koopa
has captured Princess Toadstool and Yoshi!" he cried.
"Yoshi?
What does he want with Yoshi?" Luigi questioned.
"I heard from
the Hammer Brothers that King Koopa's going to hypnotize Yoshi into destroying
Dinosaur Land and making a Koopa Army Base!"
"Where did you
see Bowser take them?" Mario asked, now standing up.
"To his castle
in Dark Land!" Toad replied. "We must go now!"
"Alright Mario!
But we're going to need back up this time!" Luigi said. "Let's call
in Wario and Waluigi!"
"Right!"
Mario said and called them up on his trusty cell phone. After he got done
talking to them, he said to Luigi and Toad, "Alright, they're going to
meet us in front of the warp pipe in Dark Land. Let's go!"
***
Meanwhile, in
Bowser's fortress in Dark Land, Ludwig von Koopa paced around, making sure
that his security system was working. Bowser walked in and asked, "So Ludwig,
I assume that those pesky plumbers will be taken care of when they get
here?"
"You bet! With
this rigged up all over the castle, there's no way that they can get past
even the front door!" Ludwig exclaimed proudly.
"Good! I'm going
to leave it to you to take care of all this while I go check on my beautiful
princess and that annoying little green dinosaur of hers!" With that, he
left the room.
***
Wendy O. Koopa
sat up in her room, rocking out to Metallica, when Morton Koopa Jr. burst
in. "Wendy, Wendy! Can you help me out with my homework? I can't figure
this out!"
Wendy looked
up from her magazine. "Oh, shut up, Morton! Go ask your genius brother
Ludwig or something!"
"But he's busy
down in the basement! Now please help me!"
Wendy turned
off her stereo. "Down in the basement? What is he doing down there?"
"I don't know,
working on another machine or something I guess, now will you listen to
me?!" Morton screamed.
"Okay, okay,
calm down!" Wendy yelled. "Now first you tell me what Ludwig has been doing,
and then I'll help you."
"Well, I saw
him carry down some video cameras and laser sensors this morning, but honestly,
I have no idea what he's doing."
"Let's go ask
King Dad!"
So the two Koopalings
went to the living room of the castle and found King Bowser sitting there
watching TV. "King Dad! King Dad!" they both exclaimed excitedly.
Bowser turned
off the TV. "What?" he said impatiently.
"What is Ludwig
doing in the basement?" Wendy asked.
"He's building
a machine," Bowser answered.
"What kind of
machine?" Morton questioned.
"I can't tell
you."
"Aww, why not?"
they both whined.
"You remember
what happened last time! When I brought home that nuclear furnace you didn't
know what it was until I told you. And you left it alone until I told you
what it was. After you knew what it was you tampered with it and almost
blew the whole castle up!"
"Yeah, but we
promise not do it this time!" Morton said.
"Nope. Sorry.
Just leave Ludwig alone. He has important business to take care of."
The two Koopalings
sulked away.
***
Mario, Luigi,
Toad, Wario, and Waluigi walked up the hill to the fortress at the top
as it loomed over them. "Alright, Wario and Waluigi. You two stay here
and try to get into the front while Luigi, Toad, and I go to the back.
I remember there being a secret entrance back there," Mario explained.
So the two brothers
and the Mushroom Retainer crawled around the back, staying as close to
the castle walls as they could. Finally, Mario stopped and said, "Now there's
some loose bricks here somewhere." He began pushing each brick lightly.
"And they should be right about... here!" As he said that, one of the bricks
that he pushed slid inward a bit.
"How did you
know about this?" Luigi asked in astonishment.
"I found this
out a few years ago. But never mind that. Help me push these in!" Mario
said, and the three of them began pushing the four bricks inward until
they could get into the little entrance. When they got inside, they gasped
at the sight. Millions of gold coins were stacked in mounds all over the
large room, illuminating the place with a golden glow.
"Mario, you
never told me about this!" Luigi exclaimed.
"This wasn't
here before! Last time I was here it was an empty, dark, and gloomy chamber!"
Mario responded. He stared in awe at the wonder before him. "Luigi, we
should have brought some bags!"
"Now Mario,
what's gotten into you? We have a princess and dinosaur to save!" Luigi
scolded.
Mario just stood
there, his eyes sparkling as he glanced around the room. Luigi and Toad
sighed. They both grabbed him by the arms and dragged him out of there.
Now they were
in a dark hallway. At the very end was a door. The three of them walked
up to the door and Luigi turned the knob. "Oh no, it's locked!" he said.
He looked closer at the door. There was a security lock on it and the light
was on. "It's one of those power locks, too!"
"Oh, great,
now what?" Toad said.
***
Down in the
basement, Ludwig was able to observe everything clearly. On one screen,
he could see Wario and Waluigi trapped in the hole that was set up on the
second floor, and on another, Mario, Luigi, and Toad looking utterly defeated
by the locked door leading to the mezzanine. "I always thought you guys
could do better than that!" Ludwig said out loud, laughing. "Too bad for
you!" He suddenly got thirsty, so he put the viewer on standby and went
to get a drink of water.
***
Wendy and Morton
were getting fed up with their father's secrecy, so they both decided to
check out Ludwig's project themselves. They made their way quietly down
into the basement into his lab, and gasped in awe. A machine stood before
them with all kinds of TV screens and lenses. On the screen, they could
see Mario, Luigi, Toad, Wario, and Waluigi frozen on the screen.
"Hey! Why didn't
King Dad tell us that the Marios were coming to pay us a visit?" Morton
complained. "We could've helped him a great deal in capturing them!"
"Morton, we
can surprise him!" Wendy exclaimed.
"What do you
mean?"
"We can monitor
them right here, and if they cause trouble we'll just ambush them and surprise
King Dad with them in the dungeon!"
"Great idea,
Wendy! He'll be so proud of us that we'll become his favorite son and daughter
in the whole wide kingdom!"
"But first we
have to figure out how this machine works. It's put on standby right now.
Help me unpause it!"
"How?"
"I don't know,
look for a button somewhere!"
"How about this
one?" Morton pointed to a big red button.
"Try it."
Morton pushed
the button, and all the screen suddenly went black.
Wendy's eyes
opened wide. "Morton! What did you do?" she demanded wildly.
"I just pushed
this button and everything shut down!"
"Oh, just perfect!
Now we've lost sight of the plumbers!" Wendy was hysterical now. "What
are we going to do? Morton, you're such an airhead!"
"I'm sorry!
It was an accident! Let's try to find out how to turn it back on!" So the
two fiddled with the control panel, pressing every button and pulling every
lever in panic.
***
Mario, Luigi,
and Toad stood in the hallway, contemplating what to do next when all of
a sudden the lights in the hallway flickered and stopped. "What was that?"
Mario questioned.
"I don't know,
but it doesn't look too good. Bowser must be operating a giant machine
somewhere in this castle that's using a lot of electricity. Whatever he's
doing, it's up to no good for sure," Luigi said.
"But hey! Look!"
Toad cried, and pointed to the door. The security light on the lock went
dark.
"Could it be?"
Mario asked and turned the knob. The door swung open with ease.
The three cheered
and proceeded into the next room, which was the mezzanine. It was totally
empty. "Be careful you guys, this could be a trap. There are surveillance
cameras everywhere in this joint," Mario warned, and took a look around.
"But look, the
lights are not blinking on the cameras," Toad pointed out. "Someone must
have shut them off!"
"Wario and Waluigi!"
Mario exclaimed happily. "They must have done it! That also means all the
booby traps are inactive!"
***
"WHAT HAPPENED
HERE?" Bowser bellowed when he entered the basement with Ludwig in tow.
Wendy and Morton
stood there trembling, trying to look innocent. "It was Wendy! It was all
her!" Morton shouted, pointing at Wendy.
"Liar! I told
you not to tamper with it, but you wouldn't listen!" Wendy shot back.
"Don't either
of you lie to me!" Bowser growled and glared at them. "Ludwig, hurry and
get this back up and running again! The plumbers could be on the loose
anywhere in this castle!"
Ludwig hurried
over to the machine and flipped the switch. To his shock, the screen showed
a Star Trek movie.
"Change the
channels on this thing!" Bowser yelled.
Ludwig was frantically
pushing buttons on the control panel. "I can't! A secret code must've been
put in when it was messed with! I can't get it back to the Marios!"
Bowser growled
loudly. "You imbeciles!" Then he picked up his Wand. "I'm going to look
for them myself! No one gets past me!" Then he ran out of the basement
full speed.
***
"We made it!"
Mario and Luigi exclaimed when they reached the dungeon room. "Now we just
have to find where Princess Toadstool and Yoshi are imprisoned.
"Mario! Luigi!
Is that you?" a female voice cried from around the corner.
"Yoshi!" a squeaky
voice called out.
"It's them!"
Toad cried, and they went around the corridor. They found the Princess
and Yoshi in one of the dungeon cells.
"Princess! Yoshi!
Are you alright?" they exclaimed.
"Aha!" a low
voice shouted from behind them.
Princess Toadstool
and Yoshi blinked in horror. Mario, Luigi, and Toad turned around and were
face to face with King Koopa himself!
"You thought
you could escape so easily, didn't you?" Bowser said, grinning evilly.
"Well, you're all my prisoners now! Bwa ha ha!"
"Not if we can
help it!" another voice said from behind them.
They all looked
up. Wario and Waluigi stood there, and Waluigi was holding a Magic Wand
identical to Bowser's. "Wha-?" Bowser started, and then raised his Wand
toward them. Nothing happened. "Hey! My Wand!"
"You've got
the wrong Wand, Koopa! Here's the real one!" Waluigi proclaimed and pointed
it towards him.
Bowser immediately
lifted up his hands in surrender, dropping the fake wand from his hand.
"Okay, okay! You win! You can have your princess and dinosaur!"
Wario walked
towards him while Waluigi still stood in front of him, not lowering the
Wand. "Give me the keys to the dungeon."
Bowser reluctantly
handed over the keys to Wario. He unlocked the dungeon and Princess Toadstool
and Yoshi stepped out.
Waluigi signaled
to his friends, and everyone ran out of the dungeon except for him and
Bowser. Not keeping his eyes off Bowser, he set the Wand down on the floor
and said, "That'll teach you to mess with the Wario brothers!" And he was
out there in a flash.
Bowser stood
there in amazement. Then he finally shouted angrily, "I'll get those plumbers!"
The four heroes,
Princess, and Yoshi relaxed on Koopa Beach once again, feeling victorious.
"Thanks for the save, Waluigi! You're pretty clever!" Luigi said.
"Don't mention
it," Waluigi said modestly.
"Hey, let's
all go to my place and I'll bake a cake for everyone!" Princess Toadstool
piped up.
"Okay!" everyone
replied, and they all headed off into the sunset.
The End
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