Scene 3: Near Mario and Luigi's house

KT520: I'm gonna get those Marios!

Bowser: I know you can!

Morton: I hope they don't find us because if they do we'll be smashed, stomped on, squished, flattened, and-

KT520: Holy *(&$! They've spotted us! Nice going, Big Mouth!

Mario: It's-a time to squish-a them Koopas!

(Mario leaps over the wall and starts attacking.)

KT520: Nyah nyah! Missed me

Bowser: I'd like a Mario BBQ, please!

Bowser shoots another fireball.

KT520: One Mario Cream Pie coming up!

I fired a machine gun containing freeze rays that Lemmy had made for me. Mario turned into an ice cube.

KT520: YEAH!

I gave Bowser a high five.

Scene 4: In the Princess's Castle

Peach: MARIO!!! HELP!!!

KT520: (while I was pinning Peach to the ground) He's already knocked out "cold"! Get it? Knocked out "cold"?

Lemmy: (while lowering a crane) You got that right, guy!

Bowser: What about Luigi?

KT520: I killed him a couple months ago.

Meanwhile, outside, the ice melted but Mario isn't freed. He melted
with the ice cube

Scene 5: At Bowser's Castle

KT520: That Mario puddle was cool!

Bowser: For capturing the Princess and killing the Marios, I'll give you a spell so you can make anything appear. I gave this spell to the Koopalings when they became old enough, and now I can give it to you.

That was how i became Loyal Koopa Troopa 520.

Bowser: (continued) I'll give you part of the Mushroom Kingdom to rule, andalso a brand new doomship in any kind of shape you want.

LKT520: I want it to be called Death Ship, and it will be in the shape of arocket. Can I have one of your Bowser Bullets too?

Bowser: Ok, that will be what it is. I'll add the Bowser Bullet, dual plasma laser pulses, a missle launcher, and dual chainguns loaded with very large bullets. I'll give you a plasma shield and your own troops to command. Is that ok?

LKT520: Woah! You read my mind!

Bowser: One of the powers in the spell I gave you!

LKT520: That's neat. I'll also need an air-to-ground bomb.

Bowser: But I took over the Mushroom Kingdom! It's all mine now!

LKT520: But what if-

A large explosion could be heard, followed by screams for help.

Bowser: Get in your doomship! There might be trouble!

Scene 6: In a very deadly situation

While in the air, I can see each doomship lying on the ground with the cockpit shredded and mixed with small red spots. Roy is all in pieces. A missle headed dead center for LKT520's cockpit, but LKT520's agile doomship eaisly avoided it. However, the radiation ripped off one of the tail wings.

Computer: Warning! Plasma radiation. Doomship is damaged. Radiation is flowing in.

(A cloud of invisible radiation moved rapidly into the ship, and I blacked out.)

Computer: Autopilot on. Weapon systems are automatic.

Scene 7: At the Koopa Hospital

I heard voices.

Voice 1: He's got serious injuries. I don't think he's going to make it.

I opened my eyes.

Bowser: Great! You're alive! Your computer system broke down when your plasma shields were destroyed by one of the traitors in the clan. You crash-landed near my castle, and the castle is still under repair. I downed the ship using a special boomerang. Five ribs are broken, your right lung has stopped working, your left arm is broken, your right leg is broken, part of your skull is cracked, and you have tons of bruises and scars. You also have three missing spikes, four have broken their tips off, and your transformation spell is not working. Thank DAD you're alive!

I tried to get up but could not.

Bowser: You are also paralyzed since your backbone is broken.

Scene 8: Three days later in the Lakitu Channel 43 news

Lakitu: Salutations all! This is the Channel 43 News. Let's meet our amazing survivor of the deadly battle, LKT520!

The camera focused to me lying in a soft bed in the Interview station.

Matthew (from the audience): Since Morton's dead, there won't be any "wedding cake".

LKT520: This is no Interview!

Scene 9: (See Scene 2)

"That actually did happen, but when my magic was working again, I revived the Koopalings and rebuilt their doomships. I also healed, except that my spike and lung problems are permanent. I still have the large bruise that got hit first in the crash. I have told you enough."

LKT520 dissappears before you can snap your fingers.

Credits:

LKT520: Played By himself

Voice 1: Played By Bowser

Traitor of the Koopa Clan: Played By The King

Mario and Luigi: Played By Themselves

"I Can Make It, I'm Almost There!" Song Created By LKT520

"I'm Not Gonna Give Up For My Clan" Song Created By Vicious Grrl

"Battle *bang* In the Air *bang*" Song Created By Stinky Sears

THIS IS A FICTION MOVIE. NONE OF THESE EVENTS HAVE HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE.

Special Thanks To:

Stinky Sears, for ruining the Battle in the Air song.

LKT520, for supporting the main character.