"Ouch!" cries Peach as the hammer hits her on the head. She falls to the floor. "Zorp!" yells Yoshi as the hammer rebounds off the Princess’s head and up to his. He falls to the floor.
The Hammer Brother laughs. Then he turns to the three tiny turtles. "Molly! Ryan! Tommy! Practice beating up these two doormats." The three Koopa Troopas pound and pummel the unconscious Peach and Yoshi.
Peach quickly puts on her sledgehammer suit and becomes Sledgehammer Peach. She rushes towards the Hammer Brothers, skillfully dodging their hammers and throwing her own hammers. She knocks out three of the four guards, and Yoshi is then able to eat the fourth.
"Morp, zorp!" exclaims Yoshi.
Peach looks around and sees a door. Pulling on it, she discovers that it is locked. She uses a sledgehammer to pry off the doorknob, and then opens the door.
Peach and Yoshi enter, and then Peach closes the door again so that no other Koopa will know about the invasion.
Peach looks around and finds herself in a long, dark hallway.
(Peach is now wearing the Sledgehammer Suit)
(Turn to chapter 67)
Peach pulls out a shimmering blue star and becomes Invincible Peach. She rushes towards the four Hammer Brothers and is able to knock out three of them before the star wears off. Yoshi is then able to eat the fourth.
"Morp, zorp!" exclaims Yoshi.
Peach looks around and sees a door. Pulling on it, she discovers that it is locked. Yoshi eats the doorknob, and then Peach opens the door.
Peach and Yoshi enter, and then Peach closes the door again so that no other Koopa will know about the invasion.
Peach looks around and finds herself in a long, dark hallway.
(Peach loses the Star)
(Turn to chapter 67)
Peach takes out her helmet. Thinking quickly, she gives the helmet to Yoshi. Yoshi rushes forward and uses the helmet to deflect the hammers of the Hammer Brothers. Yoshi eats the four Hammer Brothers.
"Morp, zorp!" exclaims Yoshi.
Peach looks around and sees a door. Pulling on it, she discovers that it is locked. Yoshi eats the doorknob, and then Peach opens the door.
Peach and Yoshi enter, and then Peach closes the door again so that no other Koopa will know about the invasion.
Peach looks around and finds herself in a long, dark hallway.
(Turn to chapter 67)
"Yoshi, on the count of three, we’re going to rush forward, okay? One... two..."
Three never came as one of the Hammer Brothers knocks out Peach with a hammer. Yoshi soon follows.
The Hammer Brothers use the unconscious bodies as target practice.
Peach pulls out a Whistle and blows into it. Peach and Yoshi are swept up in a whirlwind that suddenly appears.
Peach regains consciousness in the long, dark hallway of a castle.
(Peach loses the Whistle)
(Turn to chapter 67)
Peach and Yoshi wander down the hallway, which turns out to be very long and twisty. Finally they reach a door. Looking down, Peach can just barely make out the small footprints of the Koopa who stole the Mario Brothers.
"This must be where the Koopa is!" Peach exclaims.
"Gorp!" says Yoshi.
Peach is about to open the door when she notices three items next to the door. She takes one, and is about to take another, but is unable to for some reason. She puts back the first item, and then the second item pops out. "I guess I only get one item, Yoshi," concludes Peach. "Which one should I take?"
Peach inspects the three objects. The item on the left is a sledgehammer. "If Lemmy is the Koopa, then I can pop his ball with this," Peach realizes.
The item in the center is a green Koopa shell. "If Roy is the Koopa, then I can use this to stun him," Peach realizes.
The item on the right is a Goomba’s Shoe. "If Larry is the Koopa, then I can use this to kick him," Peach realizes.
Peach can’t decide which item to take. She opens the door and begins to enter, but is too large. Looking behind her, Peach sees that her bag of items is too bulky to fit through the door. "Oh dear!" exclaims Peach. "Now I will have to leave all of my items!"
Peach remembers the three items next to the door. "At least I can take one item," she says. "But which one should I take?"
"Porp?" wonders Yoshi.
(Peach loses all of her items)
(If you think Lemmy is the Koopa, take the Sledgehammer and turn to chapter 68)
(If you think Roy is the Koopa, take the Koopa shell and turn to chapter 69)
(If you think Larry is the Koopa, take Goomba’s Shoe and turn to chapter 70)
Peach opens the door for a third time, and Peach and Yoshi finally enter the room. "All right, Lemmy Koopa! We know you’re in here!"
"I’m not Lemmy," says a voice. Whirling around, Peach sees Larry Koopa. "I already have Mario and Luigi, and now I will have you!"
Peach drops the useless sledgehammer and prepares to be kidnapped.
Peach opens the door for a third time, and Peach and Yoshi finally enter the room. "All right, Roy Koopa! We know you’re in here!"
"I’m not Roy," says a voice. Whirling around, Peach sees Larry Koopa. "I already have Mario and Luigi, and now I will have you!"
Peach drops the useless Koopa shell and prepares to be kidnapped.
Peach opens the door for the third time, and Peach and Yoshi finally enter the room. "All right, Larry Koopa! We know you’re in here!"
"Ha!" laughs Larry. "You’ll never stop me, you’re only a dainty princess and a stupid dino!"
"Norp!" snorts Yoshi.
Peach only slips on Goomba’s boot. Suddenly, she rushes forward and kicks down the laughing Larry. He stops laughing.
Peach prepares to kick Larry again, but he jumps up and runs away, dropping two items.
(If you think Peach should pursue Larry, turn to chapter 71)
(If you think Peach should let Larry go, turn to chapter 72)
Yoshi begins to run after the fleeing Koopa Kid, and Peach follows. The two heroes round a corner, only to find that Larry is nowhere to be seen. Peach is about to head back to the other room, when Larry suddenly appears behind him. Before she can turn, Larry knocks out Peach, and stuffs Goomba’s boot over Yoshi’s mouth.
"Now you’re mine!" cackles Larry.
Yoshi begins to run after the fleeing Koopa Kid, but Peach tells him to stop. She bends down to pick up the two items. "Great!" she smiles. "Now we have the key to Mario and Luigi’s prison cell and Larry’s magic wand."
"Plorp!" exclaims Yoshi.
Peach and Yoshi continue into the far recesses of the large room. Finally, she finds the cage that Mario and Luigi are in. Rushing over to the cage, Peach sees that the two plumbers are unconscious. Peach slips the key into the lock and opens the door.
Peach enters the cage and tries to revive Mario and Luigi, but has no luck. They don’t even awake when Yoshi licks them. "Can you carry them on your back, Yoshi?" asks Peach. Yoshi shakes his head sadly. "Then we will have to leave them here," declares Peach. "Now that Larry is gone and we have the key, they should be safe."
Peach and Yoshi leave the room and pick up Peach’s backpack of items. They backtrack through the hallway and finally out of the castle.
(Peach has saved Mario and Luigi!!!)
(Peach now has all of her original items!)
(Peach now has the Key!)
(Peach now has the Magic Wand!)
(Turn to chapter 73)
Peach and Yoshi look around outside the castle. "How do I find the big footprints again?" Peach asks. For a lack of something better to do, she waves the magic wand.
Peach suddenly find herself and Yoshi back at her own castle. Iggy Koopa is gone, and all looks normal except for the hole in the wall. Peach locates the trail of large footprints, and the two heroes continue down the path.
A while passes without any danger. Suddenly, Morton Koopa appears, yelling at the top of his lungs. "Oh no!" Peach tries to think over the racket. "How do I get past this infernal noise?"
(If Peach has or is wearing the Frog Suit, turn to chapter 74)
(If Peach has the Fire Flower, turn to chapter 75)
(If Peach has the Super Leaf, turn to chapter 76)
(If Peach has none of these items, turn to chapter 77)
Peach uses the Frog Suit to jump over Morton’s head. In the process, she actually lands on his head. Morton runs away, crying even louder.
Peach and Yoshi continue down the path. Soon, they encounter Roy Koopa laughing at The Unconscious King in the middle of a meadow.
Yoshi growls, and Roy spins around to face the heroes. "You want to join the party, do you?" he asks menacingly. "Be my guests!" He slowly advances on the trembling Peach and Yoshi.
(If Peach has the Magic Wand, turn to chapter 78)
(If Peach does not have the Magic Wand, turn to chapter 79)
Peach uses the Fire Flower and burns a hole through Morton’s vocal cords. He runs away still crying.
Peach and Yoshi continue down the path. Soon, they encounter Roy Koopa laughing at The Unconscious King in the middle of a meadow.
Yoshi growls, and Roy spins around to face the heroes. "You want to join the party, do you?" he asks menacingly. "Be my guests!" He slowly advances on the trembling Peach and Yoshi.
(If Peach has the Magic Wand, turn to chapter 78)
(If Peach does not have the Magic Wand, turn to chapter 79)
Peach activates a Super Leaf and becomes Raccoon Peach. She uses her new tail to slap Morton in the face. He runs away crying.
Peach and Yoshi continue down the path. Soon, they encounter Roy Koopa laughing at The Unconscious King in the middle of a meadow.
Yoshi growls, and Roy spins around to face the heroes. "You want to join the party, do you?" he asks menacingly. "Be my guests!" He slowly advances on the trembling Peach and Yoshi.
(If Peach has the Magic Wand, turn to chapter 78)
(If Peach does not have the Magic Wand, turn to chapter 79)
"Uh oh, I don’t have any of those!" exclaims Peach.
"Zorp!"
Peach and Yoshi soon go deaf. They do not hear the cries of The King or of the Mushroomers as a Koopa takes over the Kingdom.
Peach waves the magic wand, and Roy turns into a worm. "Good," smiles Peach. "Now you look like what you really are."
Roy slithers away. Peach boards The Unconscious King on Yoshi’s back, and the two heroes walk back to the castle.
Peach and Yoshi reach the castle to discover that the hole is fixed, and that Mario and Luigi are back at the food table, eating again. Mario, Luigi, Toad, and even Wooster are laughing merrily.
Peach and Yoshi walk in with The King. Mario puts down his fork for a second, and asks, "Where have you been?" He had forgotten he had been kidnapped, because he was unconscious, and because he is stupid.
"Oh never mind!" Peach smiled.
The King woke up and said, "Let the party begin!" He had also forgotten about his kidnapping.
Now, only Peach, Yoshi, and the Koopa Kids know that Peach was once a hero.
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