Lemmy: Yeah! Another Mario lost! I’m getting good at this game.

Wendy walks in.

Wendy: What? Lemmy, you’re not supposed to lose Marios. You’re supposed to beat the game, remember?

Lemmy: What? Oh yeah, well, King Dad told us we’re supposed to beat down on Mario.

Wendy: Oh yeah. Carry on.

Wendy walks out.

Lemmy: Beat the game? Hah! Weeeel, nah.

Iggy: What’re ya doing?

Lemmy: Guess.

Iggy: Oh, right. Listen, Larry, Ludwig, Roy, Morton and I are gonna go out and play baseball. Wanna come?

Lemmy: But… But it’s so SUNNY!

Iggy: What? Sunny? In Dark Land? Never!

The twins run to the window.

Iggy: Whoa! That’s different!

Lemmy: Yeah, I wonder if King Dad knows.

They hear a scream.

Lemmy: Who’s that?

Iggy:  Wendy probably broke a nail (laughs).

Lemmy: Yeah, probably.  Let’s go check it out,.

Iggy: Okay.

They arrive in the TV room.

Iggy: King-

Lemmy: -Dad?

Bowser: Stupid! He was wide open! What are ya, blind?

Iggy: (sniff) No…

Lemmy: (nudges Iggy) King Dad’s watching a football game.

Iggy: Oh.

Bowser: D’oh! You imbecile! That’ll cost you the game!

Iggy: King Dad, I think you’re wwwwwaaaaaaayyyyyy too enthusiastic.

Lemmy: Yeah, you’re doing what people on Earth do.

Lemmy and Iggy shudder.

Bowser: Oh. Right. Say, why aren’t you kids outside playing baseball?

Iggy: 'Cause it’s SUNNY outside!

Bowser: Huh? Impossible! You should go talk to Ludwig.

Lemmy: Um, okay.

They walk out.

***

Ludwig: GAH! That doesn’t work, Karma!

Karma: If you would just LISTEN to me you’d have it easier.

Ludwig: Yeah, like jamming a screwdriver into a telephone lets you use the Internet.

Karma: That’s not what I said! If you take a-

Wendy comes barging into Ludwig's room.

Wendy: Hey! I was just on the PHONE, in case you didn’t know!

Ludwig points at Karma, Karma points at Ludwig.

Wendy: (shakes her head) You’re hopeless.

Wendy walks out.

Lemmy: Yo Ludwig, what happened to the sky?

Ludwig: Huh?

Iggy: Open the blinds, it’s SUNNY outside!

Ludwig: Stop pulling my leg. Really?

Lemmy: Yes! See-

Iggy: -For yourself!

Ludwig and Karma rush to the window and pull open the blinds.

Karma: Um, something’s wrong.

Ludwig: Yeah, I just figured that out a long time ago.

Lemmy: Actually, we-

Iggy: -Just figured that out.

Ludwig: Whatever.

Iggy: Hey, you-

Lemmy:  -Can’t have ALL the glory of being the smartest.

Karma:  (snickers) Yeah, Ludwig.

Ludwig: I wonder what’s causing it?

Husky/Washu: (in her Washu form) Hey! What’s going on?

Ludwig: I think it’s what she's doing!

Husky/Washu: Me? Look mister smarty-pants, I didn’t make it sunny out, ya know. I’m not THAT intelligent.

Iggy: I’ll bet I know who did it.

Everyone looks at Iggy.

Karma: Who?

Iggy: Look, who likes the sun most of all?

Ludwig:  Morton, duh.

Iggy: Okay, maybe, but who… or what… needs it?

Karma: Larry?

Iggy: (imitating Regis) She’s right for 1,000,000 dollars!

Karma: Woo hoo!

Larry: Did someone say my name?

Husky/Washu: Whatdya know?

Larry: What? What do I know?  I… er…

Husky/Washu: See? He did it! Wah ha ha ha ha!

Ludwig: Hey, that’s my laugh!

Husky/Washu: Tough.

Larry: All right! All right! I stole the plant fertilizer! It was me!

Husky/Washu: Ooh, that’s not what we needed to kno

Karma: You mean you DIDN’T create this bright sunny day?

Larry: No! Why would I? You think I WANT my plants to shrivel up and burst into flames? NO!

Larry cries and runs to his room.

Husky/Washu: Okay, what do we do now?

Lemmy: Get to the root of this problem.

Larry: (muffled because he’s in his room) WAH! ROOTS?! MY BEAUTIFUL PLANTS!

Karma: Oy.

Husky/Washu: Hey! I know! Let’s go ask Kamek!

Iggy: Yeah, he always knows lots of stuff.

Husky/Washu: Yup.

All five run to Kamek's hidey-place thing (dungeon?).

Husky/Washu: Kamek!

Kamek: What? What? Oh, you (pushes back his glasses). What is it?

Lemmy: What happened to the sky? It’s all sunny and stuff.

Kamek: Huh? Sunny? HERE? Don’t make me laugh. Really, you kids have such a good sense of humor.

Karma: No, REALLY. Go take a peek.

Kamek: Okay, fine (mumbles something like ‘Kids today’).

He looks out the window.

Kamek: Oh, my. My-oh-my-oh-my.

Husky/Washu: What is it?

Kamek: There’s some sort of barrier around the castle.

Lemmy: What? How can you tell?

Kamek: Is Wendy outside?

Iggy: Uh, maybe.

Kamek: (sighs) She’s probably got her make-up kit open. If the mirror is facing the sun, the light’s probably ricocheting off of it and onto the barrier.

Karma: In English?

Ludwig: I understand him perfectly.

Karma: Sure ya do.

Kamek: Okay, okay. Look, if the sun is hitting Wendy’s mirror, it probably is bouncing off of it and hitting the barrier. Clear enough?

Everyone but Ludwig: Yup.

Ludwig: I’m lost.

Karma: 'Course you are.

Ludwig: I only understand the harder things in life.

Husky/Washu: Look, I’m gonna go check this thing out. Are ya all coming with me?

Everyone but Kamek: Yes.

Kamek: I’m going to stay here and work on my spells.

Husky/Washu: All right, Harry Potter.

Outside…

Everyone (but Husky/Washu, Lemmy, Iggy, Karma and Ludwig) is staring up at the light.

Roy: I wonder…

Morton: Well, I don’t wonder, I KNOW! Yes, I KNOW! It’s completely obvious that a giant burning ball of flames is about to crash onto Plit in the blink of an eye, and everyone will burn up except me cause I love the heat and I’ll live forever and-

Wendy: You have an over-stimulated imagination.

Morton: Thank you, gracias, merci-

Roy: Knock it off!

Morton: Fine, okay, very well, whatever, sure, if you say so…

Roy drags Morton off and ties him to a tree.

Roy: That oughta take care of him for a while.

Lemmy: Hey!

Lemmy whips out his Freeze Gun.

Wendy: What are you doing?

Lemmy: I’m gonna blast this retarded thing!

Lemmy shoots the barrier, which breaks.

Wendy: Oh, my hero!

Larry: Mmm-hmm…

Wart jumps out from the remains of the barrier.

Bowser: Wart?!

Wart: Yes, and I’m here to wreak havoc!

Larry: (groans) Did you bring Susan along with you?

Wart:  Uh, no. DIE!

Wart throws a walnut at Bowser and Clawdia.

Everyone but Wart: ???

Wart:  Um… DIE!

Wart throws two walnuts at Bowser and Clawdia.

Everyone but Wart: ???

Wart: Okay, maybe THIS! DIE!

Wart throws three walnuts at everyone.

Everyone but Wart: ???

Wart: Why isn’t it working?!

Bowser: All right, Wart! You asked for it! Everyone, doomship!

Everyone runs toward the conveniently placed doomship. They all climb aboard.

Bowser: Bombs!

Roy: Yeah!

Roy drops Bob-ombs on Wart.

Bowser: Piranha Plants!

Larry: Woo Hoo!

Larry drops three large Piranha Plants near Wart.

Bowser: Fire Morton! Nothing's affecting him!

Wart: Hah hah! Nothing can stop me!

Morton hits Wart in the head. Morton sits.

Wart: Hey! What’s going on here?!

Morton: I’m the secret weapon, but I’m not a secret anymore 'cause you know I am now, so it’s no secret, wait, I already said that… Oh well, I don’t care. By the way, did you know we have two dogs? Yeah, we have another dog now, It’s called Husky/Washu, but I don’t know why. Maybe Ludwig does, after all, he’s probably the smartest one here. Hey, there she is!

Wart: Wha?

Husky/Washu (in Husky form) jumps up and bites Wart on the backside.

Wart: Ahh! Get it offa me! Get it offa me!

Morton: (laughs) I don’t think she likes you.

Husky/Washu lets go and Wart somehow teleports back to Sub-con. Everyone cheers.

Back at the castle…

Lemmy:  Whew, I’m glad that’s over.

Iggy: Speaking of over...

Iggy points at the TV screen in Lemmys’ room.

Lemmy: No! My game! Oh well, better that Mario’s gone that us…