We find our hero (and owner of this site) playing Super Mario World.
Wendy walks in.
Wendy: What? Lemmy, youíre not supposed to lose Marios. Youíre supposed to beat the game, remember?
Lemmy: What? Oh yeah, well, King Dad told us weíre supposed to beat down on Mario.
Wendy: Oh yeah. Carry on.
Wendy walks out.
Lemmy: Beat the game? Hah! Weeeel, nah.
Iggy: Whatíre ya doing?
Iggy: Oh, right. Listen, Larry, Ludwig, Roy, Morton and I are gonna go out and play baseball. Wanna come?
Lemmy: ButÖ But itís so SUNNY!
Iggy: What? Sunny? In Dark Land? Never!
The twins run to the window.
Iggy: Whoa! Thatís different!
Lemmy: Yeah, I wonder if King Dad knows.
They hear a scream.
Lemmy: Whoís that?
Iggy: Wendy probably broke a nail (laughs).
Lemmy: Yeah, probably. Letís go check it out,.
They arrive in the TV room.
Bowser: Stupid! He was wide open! What are ya, blind?
Iggy: (sniff) NoÖ
Lemmy: (nudges Iggy) King Dadís watching a football game.
Bowser: Díoh! You imbecile! Thatíll cost you the game!
Iggy: King Dad, I think youíre wwwwwaaaaaaayyyyyy too enthusiastic.
Lemmy: Yeah, youíre doing what people on Earth do.
Lemmy and Iggy shudder.
Bowser: Oh. Right. Say, why arenít you kids outside playing baseball?
Iggy: 'Cause itís SUNNY outside!
Bowser: Huh? Impossible! You should go talk to Ludwig.
Lemmy: Um, okay.
They walk out.
Ludwig: GAH! That doesnít work, Karma!
Karma: If you would just LISTEN to me youíd have it easier.
Ludwig: Yeah, like jamming a screwdriver into a telephone lets you use the Internet.
Karma: Thatís not what I said! If you take a-
Wendy comes barging into Ludwig's room.
Wendy: Hey! I was just on the PHONE, in case you didnít know!
Ludwig points at Karma, Karma points at Ludwig.
Wendy: (shakes her head) Youíre hopeless.
Wendy walks out.
Lemmy: Yo Ludwig, what happened to the sky?
Iggy: Open the blinds, itís SUNNY outside!
Ludwig: Stop pulling my leg. Really?
Lemmy: Yes! See-
Iggy: -For yourself!
Ludwig and Karma rush to the window and pull open the blinds.
Karma: Um, somethingís wrong.
Ludwig: Yeah, I just figured that out a long time ago.
Lemmy: Actually, we-
Iggy: -Just figured that out.
Iggy: Hey, you-
Lemmy: -Canít have ALL the glory of being the smartest.
Karma: (snickers) Yeah, Ludwig.
Ludwig: I wonder whatís causing it?
Husky/Washu: (in her Washu form) Hey! Whatís going on?
Ludwig: I think itís what she's doing!
Husky/Washu: Me? Look mister smarty-pants, I didnít make it sunny out, ya know. Iím not THAT intelligent.
Iggy: Iíll bet I know who did it.
Everyone looks at Iggy.
Iggy: Look, who likes the sun most of all?
Ludwig: Morton, duh.
Iggy: Okay, maybe, but whoÖ or whatÖ needs it?
Iggy: (imitating Regis) Sheís right for 1,000,000 dollars!
Karma: Woo hoo!
Larry: Did someone say my name?
Husky/Washu: Whatdya know?
Larry: What? What do I know? IÖ erÖ
Husky/Washu: See? He did it! Wah ha ha ha ha!
Ludwig: Hey, thatís my laugh!
Larry: All right! All right! I stole the plant fertilizer! It was me!
Husky/Washu: Ooh, thatís not what we needed to kno
Karma: You mean you DIDNíT create this bright sunny day?
Larry: No! Why would I? You think I WANT my plants to shrivel up and burst into flames? NO!
Larry cries and runs to his room.
Husky/Washu: Okay, what do we do now?
Lemmy: Get to the root of this problem.
Larry: (muffled because heís in his room) WAH! ROOTS?! MY BEAUTIFUL PLANTS!
Husky/Washu: Hey! I know! Letís go ask Kamek!
Iggy: Yeah, he always knows lots of stuff.
All five run to Kamek's hidey-place thing (dungeon?).
Kamek: What? What? Oh, you (pushes back his glasses). What is it?
Lemmy: What happened to the sky? Itís all sunny and stuff.
Kamek: Huh? Sunny? HERE? Donít make me laugh. Really, you kids have such a good sense of humor.
Karma: No, REALLY. Go take a peek.
Kamek: Okay, fine (mumbles something like ĎKids todayí).
He looks out the window.
Kamek: Oh, my. My-oh-my-oh-my.
Husky/Washu: What is it?
Kamek: Thereís some sort of barrier around the castle.
Lemmy: What? How can you tell?
Kamek: Is Wendy outside?
Iggy: Uh, maybe.
Kamek: (sighs) Sheís probably got her make-up kit open. If the mirror is facing the sun, the lightís probably ricocheting off of it and onto the barrier.
Karma: In English?
Ludwig: I understand him perfectly.
Karma: Sure ya do.
Kamek: Okay, okay. Look, if the sun is hitting Wendyís mirror, it probably is bouncing off of it and hitting the barrier. Clear enough?
Everyone but Ludwig: Yup.
Ludwig: Iím lost.
Karma: 'Course you are.
Ludwig: I only understand the harder things in life.
Husky/Washu: Look, Iím gonna go check this thing out. Are ya all coming with me?
Everyone but Kamek: Yes.
Kamek: Iím going to stay here and work on my spells.
Husky/Washu: All right, Harry Potter.
Everyone (but Husky/Washu, Lemmy, Iggy, Karma and Ludwig) is staring up at the light.
Roy: I wonderÖ
Morton: Well, I donít wonder, I KNOW! Yes, I KNOW! Itís completely obvious that a giant burning ball of flames is about to crash onto Plit in the blink of an eye, and everyone will burn up except me cause I love the heat and Iíll live forever and-
Wendy: You have an over-stimulated imagination.
Morton: Thank you, gracias, merci-
Roy: Knock it off!
Morton: Fine, okay, very well, whatever, sure, if you say soÖ
Roy drags Morton off and ties him to a tree.
Roy: That oughta take care of him for a while.
Lemmy whips out his Freeze Gun.
Wendy: What are you doing?
Lemmy: Iím gonna blast this retarded thing!
Lemmy shoots the barrier, which breaks.
Wendy: Oh, my hero!
Wart jumps out from the remains of the barrier.
Wart: Yes, and Iím here to wreak havoc!
Larry: (groans) Did you bring Susan along with you?
Wart: Uh, no. DIE!
Wart throws a walnut at Bowser and Clawdia.
Everyone but Wart: ???
Wart: UmÖ DIE!
Wart throws two walnuts at Bowser and Clawdia.
Everyone but Wart: ???
Wart: Okay, maybe THIS! DIE!
Wart throws three walnuts at everyone.
Everyone but Wart: ???
Wart: Why isnít it working?!
Bowser: All right, Wart! You asked for it! Everyone, doomship!
Everyone runs toward the conveniently placed doomship. They all climb aboard.
Roy drops Bob-ombs on Wart.
Bowser: Piranha Plants!
Larry: Woo Hoo!
Larry drops three large Piranha Plants near Wart.
Bowser: Fire Morton! Nothing's affecting him!
Wart: Hah hah! Nothing can stop me!
Morton hits Wart in the head. Morton sits.
Wart: Hey! Whatís going on here?!
Morton: Iím the secret weapon, but Iím not a secret anymore 'cause you know I am now, so itís no secret, wait, I already said thatÖ Oh well, I donít care. By the way, did you know we have two dogs? Yeah, we have another dog now, Itís called Husky/Washu, but I donít know why. Maybe Ludwig does, after all, heís probably the smartest one here. Hey, there she is!
Husky/Washu (in Husky form) jumps up and bites Wart on the backside.
Wart: Ahh! Get it offa me! Get it offa me!
Morton: (laughs) I donít think she likes you.
Husky/Washu lets go and Wart somehow teleports back to Sub-con. Everyone cheers.
Back at the castleÖ
Lemmy: Whew, Iím glad thatís over.
Iggy: Speaking of over...
Iggy points at the TV screen in Lemmysí room.
Lemmy: No! My game! Oh well, better
that Marioís gone that usÖ
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