Super Mario RPG: The Untold Battles

By The Three Stooges

 
Chapter 1: What Happened to Luigi

When Toadstool was kidnapped by Bowser, and after Mario got to Bowser's Keep, Luigi heard that Mario had gone to save Toadstool. Luigi then came to Bowser's Keep, but he fell down the bridge and hit his head. When Luigi woke up, at the same time that Smithy landed, Luigi was too confused about what had happened. He battled a Goomba, but wasn't sure what was his power.

Goomba: Ha ha. Don't know what to do, huh? Here's a going away present!

The Goomba started to shoot thorns out of his mouth, but every time Luigi tried to fight back, he remembered that he could jump high. He stomped the Goomba and ran off. Luigi then ran to the Mushroom Kingdom, where Toad found him.

Toad: There you are, Luigi! Where's Toadstool?

Luigi: Who are you? Wait, who am I? And who's Toadstool?

Toad: Oh no, Luigi has amnesia!

Toad led Luigi to a doctor in Subcon.

Doctor: Hmm, this kind of amnesia is rare, the only cure is the "Hero's Talismans".

Toad: Where can we get them?

Doctor: They're at the Koopalings' castles.

Toad: What?! I can't stand a chance aginst them! Is there another way?

Doctor: Sorry, but if you don't get them, he will lose his memory forever.

Toad then led Luigi to Daisy.

Toad: Please Daisy, take good care of Luigi!

Daisy: Why, what happened to him?

Toad: He lost his memory. I would lead to the cure, but I have to get back to the Mushroom Kingdom. I need to teach Mario basic moves before he goes off to save Toadstool.

Daisy: I'll do what I can, but where's the cure?

Toad: The Koopalings' castles.

Toad went back to Mushroom Kingdom.

Daisy: Well, I at least have to prove people wrong about my strength.

When Daisy went to the Mushroom world, the castles were destroyed and replaced with swords.

Daisy: What's going on?

Daisy then saw the koopalings hurt, outside the castles.

Ludwig: Help...

Daisy: What just happened?

Wendy: See that sword on top of King Dad's Keep?

Daisy: Yes.

Lemmy: When it crashed, it sent out other swords and attacked us.

Daisy: What about the Talismans?

Iggy: They all scattered. We don't have enough strength to defeat the sword.

The Koopa kids joined up with Daisy, and the journey began.

Chapter 2: Mario Brothers Talisman

Description of the Talisman:
Symbol: A Mushroom in the Middle
Power: Jumps High or Runs Fast
Location: Grass Land
Fight Against: Bandito, a giant Bandit crossed with an axe

Since the group was so large, they had to separate into three groups. Luigi, Daisy, and Ludwig were Group One, Lemmy, Iggy, and Larry were Group Two, and Roy, Morton, and Wendy was Group Three.

Group One headed to Desert Land, Group Two headed to Grass Land, and Group Three went to Giant Land. At the same time that Mallow got robbed by Croco, Group Two got robbed by a group of Bandits.

Bandit 1: Stick 'em up, no funny business! I want to see all hands in the air!

Bandit 2: Yeah, you heard him!

Bandit 3: And I am helping!

Bandit #2: Shut up!

Bandit 1: Yeah, this isn't shake n' bake!

The Bandits took most of group two's money, while Lemmy was sleeping under a tree. Then he woke up.

Iggy: Lemmy! We got robbed by-

Lemmy: The Bandits!

Iggy: Yeah, how did you know?

Larry: Figures!

Lemmy: We have to get them back! Let's follow the tracks left by the Bandits, it should lead to the right place.

Group two followed the tracks and found their hiding place, which was behind a pile of crates.

Bandit 3: Lookit all of the money we took! It's all fabulous!

Bandits 1 and 2: SHADDUP!

Lemmy tripped on one crate and the pile dropped.

Bandit 1: Halt! Who goes there?

Iggy: We came back for the money!

Bandit 2: Oh yeah? You have to battle us first!

Chapter 3: Fight Against the Bandits

Lemmy used his green circus ball to attack the Bandits. Larry copied the attacks of the Bandits and stole their Flower Power. Iggy used his Wand.

Bandit 1: Oh, you want to fight rough, huh?

The Bandits took out a bomb and tossed it at Larry. Larry then fainted.

Iggy: Larry, are you alright?

Larry: Attack without me...

Iggy then curled up in his shell and tosses himself at the Bandits.

Bandit 2: OW! You want your money back? Well here you go!

The Bandits tossed the bag of money they recently took from group two and ran away.

Lemmy: That's what I call victory!

Larry get back up.

Larry: I think I feel better now.

Iggy: Look! Larry's castle!

Lemmy: Let's go straight ahead.

Chapter 4: Fight Against the Boomerang Brothers

Right at the same time when Mario went back to The Mushroom Kingdom, group two went inside Larry's castle in Grass Land. Something was wrong with the plants.

Larry: My plants! My beautiful plants!

Iggy: We'll deal with that later. First let's dethrone whoever took your castle.

Group two went inside and fought against some Shy Guy clones.

Lemmy: They're easier than my clone!

But before they met Bandito, they got stopped by the Boomerang Brothers.

Boomerang Bro. 1: Where do you think you're going?

Lemmy: Inside. Hey, you're supposed to be on our side.

Iggy: And you're suppose to live in Desert Land. Why are you here?

Boomerang Bro. 2: That's none of your business. Prepare to battle!

Boomerang Bro. 1 three a boomerang at Lemmy but missed and hits Boomerang Bro. 2.

Boomerang Bro. 2: OWW!

Boomerang Bro. 1: Sorry!

Group two looked Boomerang Bro. #1 in the eyes and then looked each other in the eyes.

Boomerang Bro. 1: What are you looking at?

Iggy: Get him!

All three brothers jumped up and tackled Boomerang Bro. #1, and then they tied both Boomerang Brothers to a pole.

Larry: That was easy!

Lemmy: Exactly!

The three brothers went inside the chamber and met up with Bandito.

Chapter 5: Fight Against Bandito

Bandito: So, you are trying to dethrone me after I dethroned you, eh? Well prepare to battle!

Bandito used Shy Guy, Snifit, Baseball Boy, and Bandit as guards.

Bandit: So, we meet again!

Larry: Bandit!

Bandito: Well, let's see if you can beat my guards!

Bandito jumped up to the ceiling. Lemmy ran over Shy Guy, Iggy pounded Snifit, Larry tripped Baseball Boy over his own bat, and then the group picked the fallen three them up and threw them at Bandit. Bandito jumped back down and was suprised to see that the group had defeated his gaurds.

Bandito: You may have beaten my gaurds, but you will never beat me!

Bandito made an earthquake and knocked Lemmy off his ball. Lemmy tried to get back up, but he was to weak to continue. Iggy jumped up and down to avoid the shocks made by Bandito, but Bandito shot a laser knocked Iggy out. Only Larry was left. He picked up all four of Bandito's guards and threw them at Bandito. Bandito fell and started to cut the spring that was attached to the axe. He then disappeared and the Mario Brothers Talisman appeared.

Shy Guy: This isn't good!

Snifit: Yes, this isn't good at all!

Bandit: We have to warn the boss!

Baseball Boy: Then why are we still here? Let's go already!

Bandito's guards ran out the door and Larry picked up a weapon. It was Larry's telescope.

Lemmy: How does it work?

Larry: I'll tell you later.

Iggy: Right now we should head off to Water Land.

Group Two left the door to go to Water Land.

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