Chapter One: A Plan to Rule Over
The moonlight shone on a large green pond of toxic waste. The area was surronded by Hammer Brosthers and warp pipes. There was, however, one key structure in the area: a giant red castle with toxic gasses surronding it. Even more importantly,the only inhabitants of this castle was a Koopa Kid. Not one of the many known Koopalings, but someone different. Someone angry. Someone wanting power…
Lazy: Hmm… There must be a way... some way… some- AH HA! Charter! CHARTER, YOU HALF BIT, GET UP HERE!
Charter: You called for me, sir?
Lazy: Prepare the Triclyde! We're taking a little trip.
Charter: Where sir?
Lazy: The warp zone.
Charter: Yes sir.
Charter leaves.
Lazy: Hehehe! Now is time to get payback two at a time. like hitting two Paragoombas with one stone.
Meanwhile, in the Mushroom Kingdom...
Mario: Luigi-a, pass the pizza. I-a can't reach!
Luigi: It's right in front of you!
Mario: I have to do everything, don't I?
Luigi: I hope you choke on some pepperoni.
Princess: Oh, why do you two always have to fight?
Mario and Luigi: Because we do!
Princess: Then I am leaving!
The princess leaves.
Mario: Thanks a lot, you stupid old-
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Luigi: What in the pepperonies was that?
Mario: I-a don't know.
Lemmy: You don't know anything!
Luigi: Lemmy Koopa!
Lemmy: Freeze!
Lugi, Mario, and Lemmy start fighting until…
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Luigi: There it is again!
Lemmy: Ignore it! Do you really want THAT to be the last thing you hear?
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Luigi: That’s it! I want to know what that is!
Luigi uses the Cape to fly away while Lemmy and Mario are still fighting.
Mario: Wait a second! Where's-a Luigi?
Lemmy: You heard him! He flew off to see what that noise is!
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Suddenly something can be seen in the sky.
Mario: Why don't you call off your goon and we fight it-a out alone?
Lemmy: That’s not my minion! Can't you see it breaths fire at us? BREATHS FIRE AT US?!
???: Go, my Triclyde, to Bowser’s castle for step one...
Chapter Two: A Deal with the Devil
Meanwhile, at Bowsers castle...
Bowser: WHERE'S LEMMY?!
Ludwig: Late again.
Bowser: WELL IF HE DOSEN'T GET HERE SOON I'LL-
Lemmy: I am here!
Bowser: IT'S ABOUT TIME! NOW LET'S GET THE MEETING START-
CRASH
Bowser: Now WHO DARE INTURRUPTS ME?!
A strange shadow starts to come out of the smoke. Bowser's Hammer Brothers prepair for battle.
Bowser: STOP!
Hammer Brother 1: What is it, sir?
Bowser: I know who that is... WHAT DO YOU WANT?
???: I'd like to make a deal... give up now or i'll- BOWSER?
Bowser: Lazy?
Lazy: It's Master Lazy!
Bowser: I don't care! It's you, isn't it?
Lazy: (sigh) Bowser, I'm suprised. Don't you know an old friend?
Bowser: Hah! You tried to kill me!
Lazy: As did you me.
Bowser: Enough! What do you want?
Lazy: Just to help out my little Bowser.
Bowser: NEVER, YOU FOOL!
Lazy: Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, have you not learned to control your temper yet?
Bowser: Why you little... HAMMER BROTHERS!
Hammer Brother 1: Yes-
Hammer Brother 2: -SIR!
The Hammer Brothers try to attack Lazy but Lazy just throws his own little hammer.
Bowser: BUT-
Lazy: I have many different Koopas' DNA. Now are you ready to make a deal?
Bowser: NOT WITH YOU!
Lazy: You know, you can't defeat mario on your own...
Lemmy: My dad could beat dose Marios any day!
Bowser: Lemmy, go to your room so I can talk alone.
Lemmy: Okay. ^_^
Lemmy leaves.
Lazy: Well?
Bowser: What's the plan?
Lazy: Simple. Ludwig makes a clone of all of us. We send them to the real world to take over. Mario and Luigi take the warp there and...
Bowser: Yes?
Lazy: We destroy the warp pipes, sealing them in the real world.
Bowser: But then the real world would be saved.
Lazy: And the Mushroom World is ours for the taking. Hehehehe!
Bowser: Hahahahahaha!
Lazy: Come back to my castle and we'll figure out the details.
Bowser: MARIO IS DOOMED!
Lazy: (silently) And you and your castle are too.
Chapter 3: A Trap in my Eyes
While Lazy and Bowser work out some "agreements", let's check back with the lardball, Mario.
Mario: Mammamia! Where'd Luigi-a go?
Suddenly a group of large green Goombas appear from nowhere.
Toxic Goomba:It won't matter where he is compared to where you're going!
Mario tries to fight them off but loses after defeating only 12 of the 50 Goombas. Anyway, now that Mario is captured we can go back to Lazy's castle.
Lazy: Right this way now Bowser!
Bowser: This is a pretty good castle, I must admit.
Charter comes out of the halls.
Charter: Sir, the Super Brothers are positioned and ready for orders. The Fire Brothers are here, the Hammer Brothers are-
Lazy: Good job Charter, you have finally proven yourself useful around here!
Bowser: Enough with him! Let's get going already!
Lazy and Bowser walk into a red and grey room.
Lazy: Now, please take a seat.
Bowser sits in a seat. (the only seat!)
Lazy: Now Bowser, about my plan, I will need...
Lazy lists off some usless objects while continuously hitting a button labeled "THE BUTTON THAT MAKES BOWSER GO BYE!"
Bowser: Is there anything else?
Lazy: Yes actually, could you push that button there?
Bowser: Fine! Whatever!
Bowser hits a button hooked up to that other button, causing the seat that Bowser is in to fall into a pit of lava, with Bowser just jumping out in time... right into the other pit in front of him.
Bowser: LAZY YOU TRATOR YOU INGRate you foolish one you...
Lazy: Enjoy your trip... oh, by the way, I am taking over your castle now! HahahahAHAHAHA!!!
Chapter 4: Lazy, King of the Koopas?
Well, Lazy has just captured Mario and Bowser, and it looks like everything is all over until he realizes that Luigi is missing...
Lazy: Oh well, what can Luigi do anyways?
Good question. Luigi is at home watching the Cheep Cheep network. (It's cheap, and it's Cheep Cheeps!) Lazy, now very proud of his accomplishments in the past two days, decides to go and claim his prize, Bowser's castle AND the Mushroom Kingdom! Lazy has just walked into Bowser's castle when he sees Iggy TRYING to lift a rock to make him look stronger.
Iggy: Hey, aren't you Lazy? You took king Dad to your castle. Where is he?
Lazy: Err... Bowser is terribly sick and asked me if-
Iggy: Bowser's sick?! YES! OH YES!!!W E GET TO RULE THE CASTLE AND-
Lazy: SHUT UP!!! He asked if I would... err... watch the castle, that's it, just be the king for a while.
Iggy: BOWSER'S SICK!!! YES!!I GOTTA TELL THE OTHER KOOPALINGS!!! BOWSER'S SICK! BOWSER SICK! BOWSER's...
Lazy: I think I'M gonna be sick.
Iggy goes to where the other kids are.
Iggy: Guys, you won't belive this... BOWSER'S SICK!!!
Morton: That's IMPOSSIBLE! BOWSER DOESN'T GET
SICK I MEAN HE'S KING AND KINGS
DON'T GET SICK BECAUSE THEY'RE KING'S AND...
Lazy walks in.
Lazy: SHUT UP MORTON!!!
Morton screams like a little girl and runs off. The Koopalings applaud.
Lazy: Now then, Bowser said that I should be the king until he get's back (tee hee hee).
Roy: I don't belive you...
Lazy: WELL BELIEVE YOU OVERGROWN PINKY!
Roy: OVERGROWN PINKY?! WHY I OUGHTA-
Lazy: Do your worst!
Koopalings: OOOHHHHHHHHHhhhooooo...
Roy charges at Lazy. Lazy moves. Roy hts a trash can.
Koopalings: HA HA!
Roy: I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU'RE LIFE MISERABLE UNTIL.. FOREVER!!!
Roy charges out of the room. That night when Lazy is going to bed he finds a Bob-omb in his room...
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Lazy: ... I supose that was you, Roy?
Roy laughs out loud. Lazy ignores it.
That was Monday.
On Tuesday when Lazy is eating he finds a banana peal in his nachos...
Lazy: *sigh* Oh, Roy?
Roy: AHH HAHAHAHA AHH HAHAHA...
Lazy ignorse it.
That was Tuesday.
Lazy goes through a whole bunch of other bad stuff until finally on Friday...
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Lazy; Grr... ROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Roy: HAHAHA-
Lazy: OKAY THAT'S IT!!! ROY! YOUR DEAD!
That night Roy and Lazy get into battle.
Roy: We will now see who should be king.
Lazy: Hee...
Roy: What was that?
Lazy: Look behind you.
Roy looks behind himself to find nothing.
Roy: HEY! You tricked-
Lazy: KOOPA DESTROYER!!!
Roy: *gulp* -Me?
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Lazy: Now, who else would like to challenge me?
No one stands up.
Lazy: Good...
Chapter Five: I Think I Spy a Spy
Lazy: Okay everyone, let's MOVE IT!
It was a beautiful summer's day in the Koopa world, and Lazy was making everyone work outside in the horrible sunlight.
Wendy: It's too hot!
Ludwig: This paciffic amount of work will surely overload our energy sources and we will burn out.
Lazy: Lemmy! Translation!
Lemmy: *huff* He means this is WAY too much work!
Lazy: DEAL WITH IT!
Charter walks over to Lazy.
Charter: Sir, we have just sent the clones of the Koopalings to the real world and have already destroyed the first three warp zones.
Lazy: Excellent...
Lazy starts to walk back into the castle.
Lazy: Charter! Did the lardball take the bait?
Charter: Like a mouse sir, like a mouse.
Lazy: Perfect... wait a minute! Where's that stupidling Larry?!
Charter: He hasn't been seen all day.
Lazy: (to himself) He can't be trusted! (louder) Find him! Don't just sit there, find him NOW!
Lazy walks into the castle and takes a seat in his room unaware of the being right behind the door.
Lazy: Hmm... Wendy, Lemmy, and Iggy can stay, Roy's a jerk, Morton's a blabbermouth, and Larry just can't be trusted. I suppose I should have just killed them with Bowser, but...
Larry's face turns a pale, pale white.
Lazy: Well, I gusses that is all... was there something else to do?
Larry is very pleased to be able to soon report this news and starts to silently walk off.
Lazy: I remember now! I have to KILL LARRY KOOPA!!!
Larry's jaw drops down completely.
Lazy: Yes, I know you're here... somewhere.
Larry starts walking a bit fast, faster, even faster and running now. Larry is just about to make it to the main doors when Lazy flies in front of him on Boom Boom wings.
Larry: Y-y-y-y-y-ou can f-f-f-f-fly?
Lazy: I can do many things, Larry, such as KILLING YOU!
A blood-curdling scream can be heard from Koopa Castle. Meanwhile, in the Mushroom Kingdom, Luigi had just found out about the Koopalings going into the real world and was quickly off. Will Luigi save the day?
Lazy: NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!
Narrator: Just asking!
To Be Continued...
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