Chapter 5: The Earth Star
Toadstool: I'll go after I get the ancient relic passed on from queen to princess.
After a few minutes...
Obtained the royal harp.
Mario: What does it do?
Toadstool: Legends say that the royal harp will break the gate of evil.
Geno: Any clue of where or what that is?
Toadstool: Not exactly.
Mario: Well come on, we probably lost some time.
Larry: So where do we go now?
Toadstool: Let's go see Sarina.
Mario: Who?
Toadstool: She's the eldest Birdo that lives in a cave north of here.
Geno: ... And we want to go there because?
Toadstool: She has items we could use.
Larry: Does she have valuable goods?
Toadstool: Larry! Is that how you treat the elderly?
Larry: Yes.
Toadstool: Grr!!!
Mario: Calm down, save that for battle.
Larry: Hey guard! Any equipment we can have for free?
Gaurd: Yes, but the lock has been rusted for years, you need the mystic key to open it.
I'm going to write this story like those RPG walkthroughs.
1. The Friendly Cave
The three headed up to Sarina's Cave.
Toadstool: This is it.
BOOM!!!
Mario: What was that?!
Larry: Let's check.
Inside the cave...
Sarina is walking to places and knocking stuff over.
Toadstool: Sarina!
Sarina: Huh? Is that you Toadstool?
Peach: Yes, what's happening?
Sarina: Somebody took my Crystal Ball!
Mario: So.
Sarina: It's not just any crystal ball, it lets the blind see.
Sarina then knocks over a vase and Larry catches it.
Larry: Careful with expensive merchandise like this.
Larry hides the vase in his shell.
Geno: Put that back Larry!
Larry: What if I don't?
Geno: I'll do this to you for the rest of the trip.
Geno slaps Larry behind the head.
Larry: Ow! Ok, I will.
Larry puts the vase back.
Sarina: Right now, I know that Seaside Town is in trouble, please help.
Mario: Ok, let's go!
Sarina: Wait, it'll take days to get there, take my Yoshis, they're waiting outside.
Got on the Yoshis.
2. Town at the Seaside
The group arrives in the town.
Mario: Wow, it's all empty.
Geno: Maybe that guy knows something.
Guy: Help! This town has been invaded by pirates!
Larry: Where's all the people? (Must loot!)
Guy: They all ran away!
Johnny: Arr! Har! Har!
Geno: You!
Toadstool: C'mon! "et's fight!
Jhonny: You dare challenge me? Get those landlubbers!
Combat! With 12 pirates.
Mario: Great! Did you have to yell, "C'mon! Let's fight!"?
Toadstool: Yes, I thought they'd get intimidated.
Geno: I could get us out of this.
Geno casts Bolt on all the pirates.
Pirates: Blargg! We're done for!
Victory!
Johnny: Arr! You got me, take my ship!
Mario: Um, how does the ship move with no wind?
Johnny: Ya really wanna know?
Larry: Yes, now spill your wallet- I mean the beans!
Johnny: Sushi!
Sushi: Yeah! What?!
Johnny: People want to see you?
Sushi: Oh, hey, wazzap?
Toadstool: You push the ship?
Sushi: Not just me, also my friends.
Geno: Ok, let's go!
Johnny: Wait! First weapon upgrade.
Mario: Broad Sword
Geno: Large Dagger
Larry: Scimitar
Toadstool: Staff
3. Land of the Goombas
Larry: I'm getting alfully hungry, yo waiter!
Waiter: All we got is squid.
Larry: Never mind.
Mario: Where do we go now?
Toadstool: Let's go to the Goomba cave.
Geno: Does this mean we have to practice thwomping them?
Toadstool: No, the Goomba cave is actually a nice place.
Later...
Toadstool: Well, we're here.
Goomba 1: Ah, you're here. Lali ho!
Goomba 2: We need your help. Lali ho!
Geno: How come?
Goomba 3: That eldest Birdo Sarina, and the the Goomba prince, are in danger! Lali ho!
Larry: Because?
Goomba 4: The dark Goomba, Mr. Little, well he stole Sarina's crystal and placed a curse on the Goomba prince. Lali ho!
Toadstool: We'll do what we can-
DRILL!!!
Toadstool: What was that?
Goomba 5: Oh! Old Nerrick is building a canal.
Nerrick rushes in.
Nerrick: We ran out of supplies and drills, only if we have TNT barrels.
Larry: I can steal it for you.
Nerrick: Oh how thoughtful!
Goomba 6: Did you meet our blacksmith named Maza?
Mario: Er, no.
Goomba 6: He's in there! Lali ho!
Enter the room.
Maza: Ah, nice to see you. For the Star Warriors, I will truly make a powerful weapon, but my supply of Adamantite Crystals are done.
Mario: Can't you just find Adamantite?
Maza: Nope, Adamantite is very rare, so chances of people finding Adamantite is 1 in 10,000. Although, legend says that a flying palace owned by an ancient civilization still has Adamantite.
Leave the room.
Goomba 7: If you need to know where Goomba town is, go south.
Leave the cave.
4. Goomba Town
Goomba Villager: The Goomba Retainer needs to see you in there.
Geno: Thanks.
Goomba Guard: Into the prince's bedroom.
Goomba Retainer: Oh thank DAD you came. The Goomba Prince was cursed by Mr. Little. He was sentenced to sleep for five exact years. Right now it's only day five.
Larry: Isn't there any cure?
Goomba Retainer: It is the herb that is owned by Sarina.
Toadstool: Well we have to go then.
Leave the castle.
Goomba Villager 2: There is a castle north of here, but it was so spooky that I left right away.
Mario: Hmm... Sarina can wait. Let's go check it out.
Leave town.
5. Cave of No Return
While at the northern castle...
Geno: That guy was right, it is spooky.
Larry: Where is everybody so that I can steal from them?
Toadstool: Let's just enter the throne room to see if anybody is there.
Enter throne room.
King: Ah, Star Warriors!
Mario: How did you guess?
King: I just heard the news. Anyway, Mr. Little came and stole my crown and went off to the Narsh Cave. I tried to catch him, but the cave!
Mario: But we-
King: Please?!
Mario: Maybe we have a few minutes to spare.
King: Oh thank you!
Leave the castle for the cave.
Geno: That was a little odd back there.
Larry: I know what you mean. There are no people in the castle.
Toadstool: Let's just go in.
Enter cave.
Mario: Sheesh, it's so dark, Geno, Light something, would ya?
Geno lights a torch.
Toadstool: Better!
Combat!
1. Zombie
2. !Fight
3. Mario
4. 5 damage
5. 50 HP Mario
6. Paralyzed!
***
1. Larry
2. !Steal
3. Zombie
4. Successful!
5. 10 HP Zombie
6. Stole Potion
***
1. Geno
2. !Dark Magic: Haste
3. Toadstool
4. 0 Damage
5. 35 HP Toadstool
6. Hasten Toadstool
***
1. Toadstool
2. !Light Magic: Heal
3. Mario
4. 0 damage
5. 50 HP Mario
6. Cured PLZ status
***
1. Zombie
2. !Enemy Skill: Stun gas
3. All
a. Mario
b. 0 damage
c. 50 HP mario
d. Paralyzed
***
a. Larry
b. 0 damage
c. 40 HP Larry
d. Paralyzed
***
a. Geno
b. 0 damage
c. 30 HP geno
d. Paralyzed
***
a. Toadstool
b. 0 damage
c. 35 HP Toadstool
d. ineffective
***
1. Toadstool
2. !Light Magic: Recover
3. Zombie
4. 65 Damage
5. 0 HP Zombie
6. Damages undead
***
Victory!
Mario: Um, Toadstool?
Toadstool: Yes?
Mario: Cast Haste so we don't have to meet with these monsters. AHH!
A monster throws a ball of slime at Mario; he dodges and it winds up in Larry's face.
Larry: AHH!!! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!!!
Geno casts L2 Fire and toasts the slime ball.
Larry: AHHH!!! I'm on fire!!!
Geno: Cool! We could use Larry as a torch.
Toadstool: Stop that....
Geno: Oh alright!
Ice cools off Larry.
Mario: Ooh, some Mithril equipment.
Obtained Mithril equipment.
After going downstairs...
Mario: The shrine with the crown.
???: Hold it right there!
Geno: What the?
Combat!
Mind Flayer: You can't give this to Mr. Little.
Larry: Who says we are?
Mind Flayer: Mr. Little is in disguise as the king.
Geno: Yeah right...
Mind Flayer: I will give you the crown if you defeat me.
Mario: Bring it right on.
Mind Flayer: The special purpose of the crown will rely on you to bring it back to Bahamut, the dragon king.
Toadstool: What about him?
Mind Flayer: You'll find out.
1. Mind Flayer
2. Mind Blast
3. Geno
4. 20 damage
5. 10 HP Geno
6. Brains were drained out (stunned)
***
1. Toadstool
2. Heal
3. Geno
4. 0 damage
5. 10 HP Geno
6. Cured
***
1. Geno
2. L2 Bolt
3. Mind Flayer
4. 666 Damage
5. 0 HP Mind Flayer
***
Victory!
6. Imposter King!
Toadstool: Well, looks like it's time to go back.
Larry: Don't tell us we have to walk back!
Toadstool: Got an idea.
Toadstool casts Teleport.
Warped out of the cave.
Mario: Alright, now all we have to do is bring this back to King...
Larry: Hey! Wait a minute! He didn't tell us his name!
Toadstool: Let's just take a rest with a Tent and continue tommorrow.
Now saving.
Continuing with the heroes.
Our heroes walk their way back all the way to the castle, and when they do...
Geno: I wish we brought our Yoshis along, my feet are starting to sore.
Larry: Just be glad we made it.
In the throne room...
Toadstool: Your majesty, the crown.
King: Good, good!
Larry: So, what's our reward?
King: A trip out.
Mario: Huh?
King: Ha ha ha ha! It's me, Mr. Little. Nobody will take my crown away, all you have to do is perish! Ha ha ha ha!
Enter Combat!
1. Mr. Little
2. Erase
3. Toadstool
4. All damage
5. 0 HP Toadstool
6. Knocked out Toadstool
***
Geno: Oh no!
Mario: Our best healer!
Larry: Wait, I got a plan.
***
1. Larry
2. Steal
3. Mr. Little
4. 0 Damage
5. 165 HP Mr. Little
6. Stole Pick me up
***
1. Mario
2. Pick me up
3. Toadstool
4. 5 HP up
6. Recovered Toadstool
***
1. Geno
2. !Dark: Fire 2
3. Mr. Little
4. 38 damage
5. 127 HP Mr. Little
***
1. Mr. Little
2. Slow
3. Mario
4. 0 damage
5. 65 HP Mario
6. Time slowed down
***
1. Larry
2. Fight: Mithril Knife
3. Mr. Little
4. 20 Damage
5. 107 HP Mr. Little
***
1. Toadstool
2. !Light: Haste
3. Mario
4. 0 Damage
6. Speed up
***
1. Mario
2. Fight: Mithril Sword
3. Mr. Little
4. 157
5. 0 HP Mr. Little
6. 6X Attack; Terminated
***
Victory!
7. Deep Under the Ground
Mr. Little: Ahh! I won't forget about this!
Mr. Little runs off.
Larry: Ooh! Shiny!
Obtained Sarina's crystal.
Mario: Let's return it.
Went back to Sarina's cave.
Toadstool: Sarina, we found your crystal.
Sarina: Oh, thank you. Here, give this herb to the Goomba prince.
Back to Goomba Kingdom.
Goomba Retainer: Oh, good. The herb of awakening.
Awoke the Prince of Goombas.
Goomba Prince: Ooh, thanks. As a reward, I give you the Mystic key.
Obtained Mystic key.
Larry: Hey! We can go back to the Mushroom Kingdom to unlock that rusted door.
Back to Mushroom Kingdom and used Mystic key.
Weapon upgrade:
Mario: Falchion
Geno: Mithril Knife
Toadstool: Mithril Hammer
Larry: Kunai (short blade)
Geno: Hey, I found something!
Obtained TNT.
Back to Goomba Cave.
Geno: Hey Nerrick!
Nerrick: What?
Geno: Found some TNT.
Nerrick: Better go to work.
A few minutes later...
KABOOM!!!
Nerrick: There. Now you can cross the newly built canal.
Mario: Ooh thanks.
Leave the cave through the canal.
Mario: Hm...
Geno: What's wrong?
Mario: Where are we going?
Geno: Not sure... I hope this Star Warriors gig is not some prank.
Larry: Ahh!!!
Toadstool: What is it?
Larry: There's a town ahead of us!
Toadstool: What's so scary about that?
Larry: Are you blind? One of the buildings sank to the ground!
Mario, Toadstool, and Geno: WHAT?!
Mario: Let's go check it out!
Enter town.
Mario: Well, there's still people right?
Toadstool: Excuse me? What is this place?
Villager: This is Maduin Sari. Village of summoners. We recently got attacked by a vampire.
Larry: Any origin to this vampire?
Villager: Not exactly...
Mario: Hmm...
Villager 2: You can't restore here because the Cathedral has sank into quicksand.
Geno: Oh ****!
Villager 3: Go west of this town to find Titan's tunnel.
Villager 4: Hiya! Everybody knows me, don't you?
Mario: Um... no.
Villager 4: What?! You never heard of Dr. Tot?
Larry: Sorry, no.
Tot: Grr...
Villager 5: I have a feeling that the reason why the Earth is rotting is because something happened to the Earth shrine south of here.
To Be Continued...
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