On a spooky day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario is having evil thoughts. He is having thoughts of how to murder everyone in the kingdom and become king himself. He is standing in the middle of the castle floor smiling and grinning at the thought. Then, suddenly Luigi comes in wearing an apron and holding a plate full of cookies.
Luigi: Hey, Mario, would you-a like to try some of these new-a health brand cookies?
Mario: Who? Oh, um... why-a the heck are you-a dressed like a woman?
Luigi: It's-a called an apron if you-a haven't noticed! I just wanted to know if you-a wanted any cookies.
Mario, not giving it another thought, wrinkles his nose and walks out of the room.
Luigi: I guess Mario doesn't like-a cookies!
Meanwhile, in the other room, Mario is having really bad thoughts about his brother.
Mario: Ha! Cookies... what-a happened to all the castle's cheese? I'm-a going to have to kill him for that!
Mario then walks to the secret room in the castle only he knows about. In this room, he finds a knife located in a box on the floor. So he picks it up and goes crazy back in the room in which he last saw Luigi.
Luigi: La la la! Ha, these-a cookies are great! Mario and his-a cheese!
Not wasting any time, Mario takes the knife and stabs Luigi in the back. Mario then runs out of the castle laughing.
Mario: Hahaha! No more-a health cookies! HELLO CHEESE!!!
Mario runs over to his motorcycle parked outside the castle and rides off to Bowser's castle.
Mario: I wonder if Bowser can-a make me bad...
At Bowser's castle...
Bowser is taking his afternoon nap in the kitchen again. He is all relaxed and spread out on the kitchen table. Suddenly, Lemmy comes rolling in on his new yellow ball.
Lemmy: King Dad! Wake up! Mario's outside, he's at the main entrance of the castle on a motorcycle!
Bowser rolls over and stares up at him.
Bowser: Don't you knock?!
Lemmy: But Mario's outside!
Bowser: Oh, that's nice! What?! He's doing what, on a what, where?!
Lemmy: He's at the main entrance of the castle on a motorcycle.
Bowser: Oh, is that all? I thought Wario came back for another dull party!
Bowser then jumps off the kitchen table to race to his ultra security system. With this system he can send out his troops to guard the castle, and the system itself magically locks all castle doors and windows. So he pushes this big red button and everything goes like clockwork.
Bowser: There, now he can't get in!
Then, Bowser runs over to his new old-fashioned record player and starts playing his evil theme song from Mario Party 1. Suddenly, out of the blue, Mario crashes through the main entrance of the castle with his motorcycle.
Mario: Wow! King-a Bowser, I need-a to talk to-a you. I wanna be bad!
Bowser: You are bad! That was very bad of you to smash into my castle like that. Now, go to the corner you bad boy!
Mario, feeling sad, goes to the corner and starts humming.
Mario: Hm, hm, hm!
Bowser: Stop that! Now if you're a good boy, I'll put you in a nice roomy dungeon just under my castle.
Mario: Who-a, me?
Bowser: No, the tooth fairy! Of course you, you idiot!
Bowser then tells Lemmy to take Mario to the dungeon and to make sure he's locked in good. He tells Lemmy he'll give him some coins if the job is done well. Knowing this, Lemmy handcuffs a Chomp to Mario's leg and rolls him down to the dungeon.
Mario: Is this your-a room?
Lemmy: No, it's yours!
Lemmy then opens the cell door and throws Mario inside.
Mario: There's no-a bathroom in here! I'm-a hungry besides!
Lemmy: That's your problem!
When the cell door is locked, Lemmy goes back upstairs. Mario just keeps getting hungrier and hungrier so he begins to chew the metal bars to the cell door. He also chews off the handcuffed Chomp attached to his leg.
Mario: Yum! This is better than-a cheese!
Suddenly, the door is all chewed apart. Mario then walks right through and right back upstairs where Bowser and Lemmy are.
Bowser: So, did you put him away?
Lemmy: Yes, just as you told me... there's no way he's getting out!
Bowser: Good, I'll-
Suddenly, Mario walks up to them with a smile on his face.
Mario: Hi! I walked upstairs all-a by myself!
Bowser: How did you get here?
Mario: I walked!
Bowser: Yes, but... Lemmy! How did this fat stupid man get here?!
Lemmy: He walked? I mean, I locked him right in... see this key!
Then Lemmy rolls on his ball down to the dungeon and takes a peak at Mario's cell. He notices that Mario had chewed his way out. His handcuff Chomp is gone too. So Lemmy rolls back upstairs to tell Bowser.
Lemmy: King Dad! This fat stupid man chewed his way out! He also ate my handcuffs!
Bowser then begins to stare at Mario thinking about... how the heck can a man chew though metal as hard a steal? Then Bowser examines Mario very carefully.
Bowser: Um, you sure do eat well, right?
Mario: Well-a, I do-a love different things.
Bowser: There's a first, you eat metal?
Mario: Where?!
Bowser's gets so shocked at this. He even briefly feels very terrified. Suddenly, Ludwig walks in.
Ludwig: King Dad, do you like him?
Bowser: Like him?! It's Mario!
Ludwig: This is my new robot Mario! He can eat through even the toughest metals, and this is my new plain to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom.
Lemmy: I see this Mario has gone mad!
Ludwig: He's created this way to defeat the real Mario. I already made him kill Luigi and he's as lame as a rock.
Bowser: Now what?!
Ludwig then turns off his robot Mario and the room gets all quiet. Then they all clap for Bowser, the new ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom.
The outcome of this story is that the real Mario comes back from his vacation and the Koopas automatically kill him with robot Mario and they live as happy as can be. The scary thing is... Ludwig's invention actually works!
The End
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