"Jump!" Mario called as Bowser attacked
Luigi from behind. It was a cloudy day with slight drizzles. You could
see a sliver of the sun as it set into the mountains. The Mario Bros. were
kicking Bowser and the
Koopalings' tails to rescue the princess
again. Luigi didn't even need to respond as he jumped up and sent a flaming
green fireball at Bowser's head.
"Agh! Pesky plumbers!"
Morton and Roy were trying to tackle the brothers while Lemmy and Iggy shot their wands. Iggy was successful and sent Mario sprawling into the pavement. Mario took out a Mushroom from his pocket and turned into Super Mario! Roy ran into Mario but it was too much for him. Mario grabbed Roy with ease and threw him into the horizon.
"Wahhhhh...!"
Luigi dodged Bowser's fiery breath and slid from a near death experience from Bowser trying to jump on him. Lemmy starting riding his ball and rolled right by Luigi and conked him over the head with his wand. Mario jumped on Iggy but luckily for Iggy, he had withdrawn into his shell just in time.
"Yeowch!" Mario yelped as he shrunk back to his regular size.
Lemmy took this opportunity to shoot
his wand at Mario. He pulled back his wand for a fierce attack, but was
knocked off his ball by Luigi kicking
it. Lemmy fell and Luigi stepped on his face.
"GAH!!! MY EYE!!!" Lemmy screamed.
Mario retaliated and kicked Iggy's shell (with Iggy still in it) at Bowser, knocking him over. Bowser teleported back on his feet and behind Luigi.
"Look out!" Peach called from a distance.
It was too late, Bowser grabbed Luigi and threw him into the mountain wall.
"Ahhhhhh-" Smack! Luigi lay motionless on the floor.
Morton managed to tackle Mario, and Bowser tried to jump on Mario, but accidentally landed on Morton.
"Owie! Pain, wound, hurt, aches... Medic!"
Mario extended his hand and shot a
red fireball at Bowser. Bowser used his flame breath and engulfed Mario
in fire! Bowser walked over to Mario and lifted his foot to finish him,
but was hit from
behind by Luigi! Bowser was knocked
out and fell down.
The next day...
"Meeting!" Bowser roared as he interrupted the Koopalings' hard-earned free time.
"By what means do you interlude on our moment of freedom father?" Ludwig puzzled.
"Waddya want?" Lemmy translated.
"I have the perfect plan to defeat the Marios this time!"
Wendy rolled her eyes and lead the line of Koopalings to the meeting room.
"All we need to do is do a surprise attack when they're sleeping!" Bowser began and also concluded.
"I have implied that strategy in the past and I was never responded to!" Ludwig cried out.
"I said that idea already and no one was paying attention to me!" Lemmy again translated.
"Well you hafta speak louder son... you know I'm getting older and my hearing isn't all that it used to be," Bowser said with a sigh.
"Hmm... King Daddy might be gone before we know it," Wendy whispered into Lemmy's ear. "Maybe we should try really hard to defeat the Mario Brothers this time, so when he does go, he will know his children had done what he could not," she finished.
"Maybe you're right, Wendy," Lemmy responded.
"Ooh! Lemmy and Wendy are telling each other secrets! Lemmy and Wendy, sittin' in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first co-" Larry yelled but was hit over the head with Wendy's wand.
"So, any volunteers?" Bowser questioned.
...
"We're in!" Wendy and Lemmy said in unison.
"Wow, that's a first... Well, since Lemmy and Wendy were the only ones to volunteer, they get a raise in allowance." Bowser growled. All the other Koopa kids groaned and went back to what they were doing.
That night...
Bowser sneaked slowly towards the Mario Bros.' home, followed by Lemmy and Wendy. "Ok, if we're gonna do this right, we're gonna need to work as a team!" Bowser announced.
"Shhh... Not so loud..." Lemmy whispered.
"Oh, whoops... Well anywho, the plan is... I'm going to open the window and you two crawl in. I will wait outside."
"You're not coming in with us?!" Wendy asked.
"Nope, I can't fit through that small
window. Now get in there before they wake up!" Bower grabbed Lemmy,
opens the window, and chucked him
in. He was immediately followed by Wendy.
"Oomph!" Wendy had fallen straight on her face.
"Well let's go." Lemmy started walking into the Mario Bros.' room.
"Got the mallets?" Wendy asked.
"Yeah..."
Wendy went up to Luigi and Lemmy went up to Mario. They took out mallets and... SPLAT!
...
"Hey, since when did Mario's head contain pumpkin seeds?"
"And why does Luigi have watermelon sauce in his head?"
...
"Uh oh..." Lemmy and Wendy said in unison. They turned around to see Mario and Luigi standing there. Luigi jumped at Wendy but Lemmy took out his wand and froze Luigi. Mario jumped on Wendy and she got knocked out.
"Now it's only you and me, plumber!"
Mario tried using fireballs on Lemmy but Lemmy was too quick. Lemmy shot an energy ball and it ricoched off of Mario's belly. Mario tried jumping again but failed. Lemmy withdrew into his shell and shot himself at Mario, but Mario just kicked Lemmy like a soccer ball. Mario threw another fireball and it got Lemmy's face.
"Eeegh!"
Mario slipped in a kick and Lemmy fell down. Mario advanced on Lemmy and took out... The Hammer! He raised The Hammer over his head to finish Lemmy for good. Lemmy shook his head and woke up. He saw The Hammer in Mario's grasp.
"Eep!" Lemmy peeped. He took out his ball and shielded himself. Mario struck the ball and The Hammer bounced off and hit Mario right in the face. BAM!
Outside...
Lemmy dragged the unconscious Wendy outside and told Bowser the good news. "We beat 'em! Now we can... uhh..."
"Capture Peach with no worries!" Bowser finished Lemmy's sentence.
The next day...
"Let me go Bowser!" Peach whined as Bowser placed a padlock on her cage.
"So Dad, what are you gonna do with her? Torture her?" Lemmy questioned.
"Eat her?" Roy chimed in.
"Take off her makeup?" Wendy giggled.
"Use her for scientific studies?" Ludwig asked.
"Use her for fertilizer?" Larry piped in.
"Make her listen to one of my speeches?" Morton blabbed.
"Do naughty things with her?" Iggy called from across the room. Everyone looked at Iggy with a puzzled look.
"No, no," Bowser started. "I'm going to give her back her wallet she dropped 20 years ago!"
The End
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