The Mushroom Kingdom is split. Of course there’s the Peach-Bowser split, but there’s more to come...
At Bowser’s Castle...
Ludwig: That’s it for Susan! I can’t take her wrecking my inventions anymore!
Lemmy: Susan stole my ball!
Roy: I’ll beat that Susan...
Iggy: Susan has my glasses!
Wendy: Has someone seen that brat Susan? My jewelry is gone!
Morton: Mmmmph! Mmmph!
Larry: Morton’s mouth was duct taped by Susan, but that’s actually a relatively good thing.
Bowser: That’s it! I’ve had it with the complaining from my children! I’m banning Susan from Castle Koopa!
Susan: If you do that, you’ll regret it!
Bowser: How?
Susan: I like it here, and I’ll get my father involved and he’ll get you out of this castle and into the lava!
Bowser: Wart? That big ogre?! I could pulverize him! He wouldn’t do a thing to me!
Susan: Is that so? Then I guess I’ll tell him that you aren’t afraid of battle.
Bowser: I’m not afraid of anyone but Mario!
Lemmy: Why Mario?
Bowser: He’s scary-looking! Now go, Susan, and don’t come back!
Susan runs to a warp pipe crying. The warp pipe leaves her off at Sub-con, her intended destination.
Susan: Wart! Daddy! Father!
Wart: I am the great Wart! Ha ha ha!
Susan: Look, I got kicked out of Castle Koopa by Bowser and his kids! I’m supposed to be some brat!
Wart: They can’t say that and get away with it! Besides, I need you getting all that information off the Koopa Kids everyday so I will know if Bowser intends to give me some of his treasure of coins. Plus, with you bringing home a hundred a day...
Susan: My feelings are hurt and that’s what matters to me!
Wart: I’ll prepare my pals...
At Peach’s Castle...
Peach: Mario, you know Bowser’s going to attack any time now. Why can’t you just go kill off those spy Troopas outside and run back in so I feel safer?
Mario: I’m hungry, and I only work for food!
Peach: I’ll bake you... a cake!
Mario: All righty!
Mario steps out of the castle into Luigi.
Luigi: Watch-a where you’re going, brother-o!
Mario: Watch-a it yourself!
Luigi: I’ve-a had it with you and-a Peach, and so has-a Daisy!
Mario: No matter if you are my brother or not, I can and will fight you if necessary!
Luigi: I’ll take you down immediately!
Luigi and Mario wrestle into the moat.
Larry: Now, Troopas, charge!
Larry rushes into the castle only to find tons of Mushroom Guards.
Mushroom Guard: Ready to lose your tonsils?
Larry: What are you doing here ready for me?
Mushroom Guard: Peach saw spy Troopas, so she called us out to attack if Mario couldn’t take you!
Larry: I never saw Mario!
Mushroom Guard: Then you will be the one that gets killed!
Larry: Now, Troopas, retreat!
Mushroom Guard: Kill him!
Larry returns to the castle unharmed.
The next day, at Castle Koopa...
Bowser: So, both
Peach and Wart are planning attacks on the Koopas? Let’s take a look outside
to see if
Larry is lying.
Bowser opens the door to find a myriad of Bob-ombs staring him in the face.
Bowser: You weren’t lying, Larry. RUN!!!
Ludwig: No time to panic now! We’ve just got to evacuate this castle before they decide to blow us to-
Roy: We know! Let’s just get out of here and think later! Whoops!
Roy slips on a banana peel.
Roy: If this was a Lemmy joke, it isn’t funny right now!
With the Koopas rushing out of the castle, Wart steps in.
Wart: What was that all about?
Susan: We came back here to talk to Bowser nicely, and they all ran away from their own army of Bob-ombs!
Wart: Where is that Bowser anyway?
Wart lights a match.
Wart: Certainly he’s got to be here somewhere. Hand me that candle so I can see in the dark!
Wart lights the candle.
Wart: No Bowser here, but maybe in there... nope. He’s gone!
Susan: Let’s just go home and come back tomorrow.
Wart: You said it. I don’t need this candle anymore.
As he walks out the door past the Bob-ombs, Wart tosses the candle.
In Sarasaland...
Daisy: I’m going
to have to do something nasty to Peach, because I want that Mushroom Kingdom
for
myself! Hey,
Luigi!
Luigi: What now?
Daisy: Find as many of those secret weapons in Dark Land as you can and bribe the Rocky Wrenches to bring them here so I can use them on Peach.
Luigi: Sure thing.
As Luigi leaves for Dark Land, the Koopas leave Dark Land.
Bowser: There
are no guards back at the castle! In fact, no one’s back there, so if someone
came into our
castle, it would
be completely deserted! That’s just horrible! But we must use those doomships
you seven have for any chance at surviving to get back to Castle Koopa
to retake our castle.
Larry: But, but...
Bowser: But what?
Larry: We’ll have to walk on foot to the nearest land, because our doomships are there!
Bowser: I know that! We’re in Pipe Land now!
Ludwig: Didn’t you notice that when we had to take this raft past the sign made out of pipes?
Larry: Well, not really!
Ludwig: We’ll get my doomship first!
Roy: We can then
launch Bob-omb’s from up on the doomship and then get the other doomships!
This could
turn into a whole
new game!
Lemmy: I have a feeling it’s not gonna work...
Luigi enters Dark
Land near Castle Koopa, but can only see a large explosion and tons of
fire. The castle
itself is unaffected,
but the Bob-ombs had all exploded from Wart’s candle.
Luigi: Did Peach already start to attack Bowser? I can’t believe that it is her doing this! And I hope Mario isn’t sore about losing that fight... Where am I supposed to find tanks? ... Wow!
Luigi finds tons of military warfare, and bribes the Rocky Wrenches.
Rocky: Hey, big guy, sure, man, cool.
Luigi: (This is working out great!)
The tanks travel towards Peach’s Castle...
On to Sub-con...
Wart: All right, Albatoss, you drop Bob-ombs, Mouser, throw some bombs, Tryclyde and Fry Guy, you give fire, and Clawgrip, you throw rocks.
Albatoss: What are you going to do?
Wart: I’m going to watch you guys.
Albatoss: Right! Right! Right!
Wart: NOW GO!!!
Susan: Who are we attacking?
Wart: Uh...
Susan: Here we go again! We’re just going to cause more trouble by just destroying! Violence solves nothing! sigh* (If only I could have talked this out with Uncle Bowser in the first place, this huge war never would have started!)
Wart: You may think violence is useless, but if we beat our enemies, we will have nothing to fear!
Susan: It doesn’t always work that way...
On Ludwig’s doomship...
Roy: What is going on down there?
Lemmy: There’s a huge fire near Castle Koopa-
Iggy: But Castle Koopa isn’t burning at all!
Wendy: There’s tons of explosions going on everywhere!
Bowser: There goes my tank artillery, or infantry, or something!
Morton: Everything’s burning, exploding, blowing up...
Ludwig: Wouldn’t it make sense for us to talk out the fight with Susan before we have a real mess on our hands?
Bowser: Nonsense! We’ll start dropping bombs and cannonballs and soon everyone will surrender!
Ludwig: I don’t think that will work...
At Peach’s Castle...
Peach: EEEEEEEK!!! There’s tanks about to blast our castle, Mario! Do something!
Mario: Bowser must-a be trying to-a capture you!
Peach: I’d rather be captured than see my castle explode! Tell the Rocky Wrench in that first tank to make a truce!
Mario: Okay...
Minutes later, Peach is tied up in the back of a tank on its way to Sarasaland. The other tanks follow.
At Daisy’s Castle...
Daisy: Well, Peach,
it looks like you got yourself into this one! You could have fought back,
but instead you
decided that
you would just be captured! Now I will rule the Mushroom Kingdom!
Peach: *sigh*
Back at Peach’s Castle...
Albatoss: This looks like a good next target! I’ll start to fire!
Mouser: Me too!
Tryclyde: Let’s give it to them, Fry Guy!
Fry Guy: Let’s!
Mario: Uh oh.
On Ludwig’s doomship...
Roy: Look at Peach’s Castle, about to be blown up by those guys!
Larry: Let’s land and see who’s blowing up who. What if my spy Troopas are in there?
Ludwig: True. Let’s land.
Upon landing, the Koopas rush into the castle.
Bowser: What’s this all about?
Mario: You kidnapped Peach again!
Bowser: What?! I haven’t even seen Peach!
Mario: Liar! All your-a Sub-con pals are-a outside!
Bowser: Those are Wart’s, and he hates me now!
Lemmy: Ludwig, start up the Rocket Engines on your doomship! Maybe you can stop the Sub-conians that way!
Ludwig: Okay...
Roy: I’ll beat Mario but good!
Bowser: No time for that! These big guys could bomb us at any second!
Mario: It’s your-a fault!
Bowser: This is
a misunderstanding! (But maybe this would have never transpired if we hadn’t
done that to
Susan... hmmm...)
Mario: Take this!
Mario, with a Hammer Brothers Suit on, hammers Bowser into submission.
Koopalings: NO!!!
Mario: Who’s-a next?
Roy: Why, you, I’ll-
Lemmy: Mario’s got big Mushroom Guards behind him! We’re dead!
Larry: Look! Ludwig’s doomship just got blown up by that Bob-omb and Mouser bomb!
Iggy: When will this nightmare end?
Morton: When will
this nightmare, this pain, this agony, this woe, ever end, ever stop, ever
finish,
ever cease?
Wendy: Bowser can’t breathe.
Lemmy: Obviously it won’t end today.
Roy: Mario, I can’t wait until I can-
Lemmy: Our dad’s dead! What good can possibly come out of this?!
Ludwig: Guys, I-
Six other Koopalings: Ludwig?!
Ludwig: I’ve stopped
the Sub-con creatures from being able to destroy Peach’s Castle. But at
the same time,
I...
The six other Koopalings watch in terror as Ludwig collapses. Certainly neither of these two big symbols of Koopas would ever fall, and not on the same day! But now the Koopalings were left to face with Mario and his Mushroom pals surrounding them. Outside the Sub-con creatures had all been defeated. But inside...
Mario: You-a deserved it! You-a kidnapped Peach!
Wendy: For once we didn’t!
Mario: Should I-a believe you?
Wendy: For Bowser and Ludwig’s sake you should! If I must take command of all Koopas, I will!
Mario: I-a now regret what I-a did. Luigi said-a something about-
Roy: About what?
Mario: Aabout Daisy wanting this kingdom.
Wendy: Didn’t you think first before just slaying my father? Do you have any patience at all? If we Koopalings would have had patience with Susan, we wouldn’t have these problems.
Mario: What do you-a mean?
Wendy: We kicked
her out of her castle, and Wart has started attacking us all over that.
Ludwig went down
thanks to him,
and we’ve had tons of problems because of that matter.
Lemmy: (whispering
to Roy) If there’s anyone who could be royalty of the Koopas, it’s Wendy,
because I feel
she has shown
leadership and maturity.
Roy: (whispering back) I wouldn’t want to be King Koopa right now, but she’s thriving in the situation of being princess...
Mario: If only I-a and you-a would have had patience, nothing-a would have happened.
At Daisy’s Castle...
Daisy: With Peach locked up in who knows where in this castle, I’ll have no trouble waltzing right over to her castle and taking the Mushroom Kingdom. Get the tanks ready, Luigi, and put me in the next-to-rear tank with you for protection.
Luigi: I’ll-a get them ready!
At Sub-con...
Susan: From the things we’ve heard on the walkie-talkie thing, it sounds like all of those big shots went down.
Wart: Which means we must go there ourselves!
Susan: And work everything out?
Wart: And battle to the death!
Susan: Here comes something worse...
Wart and Susan
arrive at Peach’s Castle with Sub-con guards at the same time as the five
tanks of Daisy’s
arrive.
Daisy: Destroy those guards!
Rocky: Right, princess, sure, whatever.
A cannonball goes flying, nailing Wart’s side.
Susan: DAD!!!
Wart: That’s all for today. In fact, for a long, long time.
Susan: What do you mean? You’ll survive, right?
Wart: I’m afraid this will be the end...
Susan: NO!!!
With Wart lifeless, one could only wonder how yet another huge figure on the planet of Plit could fall...
Daisy jumps out of her tank with Luigi and rushes inside the castle. Inside are six crying Koopalings and one crying Susan. The Koopalings and Susan made up, but it didn’t help matters. Everything in their eyes that they viewed as infallible had fallen.
Daisy: What’s this, a funeral procession?
Mario: It-a is! And it isn’t funny at-a all!
Daisy: What happened?
Susan: YOU KILLED MY FATHER!!! WAH!!!
Daisy: Is power everything? Now I realize that it is not. Life is more precious than power...
Luigi: I’m sorry-a, bro.
Mario: Me-a too.
Peach comes running in.
Daisy: Where did you come from?
Peach: A Chibobo helped me escape.
Daisy: I regret valuing power over life.
Wendy: I regret valuing anger over friendship.
Susan: I regret valuing revenge over forgiveness.
Peach: And I regret- well, I don’t really regret anything.
Wendy: Now we Koopas and you Marios must all work together, no matter whether we used to hate each other or not. There’s no princess of the Mushroom Kingdom alone, there will be four princesses working together to try to bring peace to our planet.
Susan: A Sledge Brother will no longer be valued over a Lava Lotus. All will be equal.
Daisy: There won’t
be one with all the power, but many with unity that have more power than
one alone could
ever have.
Peach: And there won’t be any battles over who’s better. The only way to recover is to work together.
Lemmy: But if we could have only known what we know now before we had this happen...
So there is the
end of the feuds, the fights, the battles, and the struggles between Marios
and Koopas.
However, there
was also the end for Bowser, Ludwig, and Wart. Why did they have to be
lost for the value
of unity to be
found? Certainly this is a question that is asked often today, but it is
a question with no easy answer. But certainly the change is seen in the
lives of all creatures on Plit.
The End
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