Narrator: Today is Christmas Eve. Our story begins in Neon Castle. We now start part two of The Night Before Cave Christmas.
We zoom in to the throne room in the castle, which is empty except for the Koopalings and their friends, all 11 of them.
Karen: This had better be good!
Sunny: Yeah!
Kooky: Don't get yourself worked up, this is gonna be good!
Koopa walks in, pushing in something that is under a blanket. Everyone stops talking at once.
Koopa: Good, you’re all here!
Magic: Honorable King Koopa, why did you call all of us?
Koopa: Because we are gonna take over Christmas again!
Hip and Hop: AHHHH!!!
Bully: What kind of a joke is dis?!
Big Mouth: Oh NO!!!
Kootie Pie: King Dad, you’re nuts!
Koopa: Not this time. Presenting the Present Snatcher!
Koopa takes off the blanket, revealing a large metal box with controls, a large seat, and a giant hand with arms that stretch and contract. It also has some sort of steering wheel and engine.
Bully: The Present Snatcher?
Koopa: That’s right. This baby will help us conquer Christmas! Demonstrate, Kooky.
Kooky sets a wrapped box in the middle of the floor and jumps into the seat and turns it on. It instantly snatches the box and puts it into a large storage place in the metal box.
Kootie Pie: IT'S WONDERFUL! I MUST HAVE IT TO SHOPLIFT!!!
Koopa: It only grabs wrapped presents and it also has another feature Misty came up with!
Misty: Watch this!
Misty jumps up and presses a green button with a picture of a Bob-omb on it. A whirring noise is heard and what seems to be the box comes out.
Jr. Troopa: It spits out the present again?
Big Mouth: That sounds dumb...
Koopa: No, that’s the blue button. This one looks at the wrapping paper and box size, activates a wheel that spins out a box the same size, a Bob-omb, and the same kind of wrapping paper and ribbons, and spits it out. And they're set to go off tomorrow! And best of all, all of you get one!
Everyone: YEAH!!!
Koopa: I will also give you all, even you Yoshis, the presents, and you can choose which ones you want.
Everyone: YEAH!!!
Koopa: Now, listen to my plan...
Meanwhile, in Dome City...
Princess: This was a great idea.
Kooper: And Koopa hasn't come around in these parts in years.
Goombario: And those Koopalings of his haven't been seen either.
Mario: Like I said, Luigi and I scared Koopa out of these parts and his Koopalings out of all of Plit totally!
Kolorado: But our daughter seems to hang out with them, or so she claims...
Yoshi: Funny, none of them here. All are gone like Koopa and Koopa Kids.
???: Wrong-a-roo!!!
Koopa jumps out from nowhere, distracting everyone as the Koopalings and the other "villains" sneak in with their own Present Snatchers.
Everyone: KING KOOPA!!!
Koopa: That's my name, don't wear it out.
Luigi: I thought we scared you and you kids outta here!
Koopa: I'm here now.
Koopa and the good guys fight for a few minutes until Koopa laughs.
Kate: What's so funny?!
Koopa: Have an Unhappy Christmas!
All the Present Snatchers drive out of the dome. All of the drivers snicker.
Mario: IT'S THE KOOPALINGS!
Luigi: And... who are those?
Yoshi: MY KIDS!!!
Kolorado: And my daughter!
Koopa: Later plumbernators! Wait, that doesn't sound good....
Koopa grabs Peach and jumps onto Kooky's Present Snatcher and they all ride off.
Luigi: Hey... they left all the presents.
Mario: No they didn't. Don't you remember last time?
Flashback to the original Night Before Cave Christmas, which has an awfully familiar plan. Skip to the present day castle's throne room.
Koopa: Well you all did a fabulously bad job just now!
Everyone: Yay!
Koopa: As your reward I give you your promised gifts!
Everyone digs in and begins claiming their stuff when it happens...
Kootie Pie: Lay off Bully! I saw this first!
Bully: It's boxing gloves, can't you tell?!
Kootie Pie: I don't care!
Bully pushes Kootie Pie into Karen, Mist, Sunny, Ashley and Snowball, who growl and push Kootie Pie back into Bully, who falls into Misty, Big Mouth, Cheatsy and Kooky, who growl and push the two back. Meanwhile...
Mario: This is the place.
Luigi: Golly, Neon Castle sure has changed a lot!
Yoshi: Yoshi just wanna save kids.
Oogtar (who they called to help them): We save Yoshilings soon.
Bow: Hey, wait. Listen...
Yelling and screaming is heard from outside. They follow it to the throne room where they find a fight going on between all the kids. Koopa is standing nearby covering his ears (?) and moaning.
Kootie Pie: IT'S MINE!!!
Bully: NO IT'S NOT!!!
Everyone suddenly gets into a big fight and fight with each other.
Koopa: Will you KNOCK IT OFF?!
Everyone stops fighting and looks at Koopa.
Koopa: Get back on your Present Snatchers and get them!
Good Guys: Uh oh...
They jump on their Present Snatchers and chase the good guys around.
Princess: Mario, help!
Mario: I'll help as soon as we beat these guys!
The Present Snatchers begin planting the Bob-omb presents everywhere. Meanwhile, the Marios sneak off and collect all the Bob-omb presents in a big bag along with all the originals until all the supplies of Bob-ombs run out.
Misty: Kooky! What happens now?
Kooky: I dunno, I just made them to snatch presents. You should know; you designed half.
Bully: You made this thing without battle modes! NO, WE'RE DOOMED!!!
The Marios throw the presents at them. When the bad ones hit the ground, an ominous ticking sound is heard.
Karen: AHHH!!!
Sunny: Yipes!
Koopa: STOP!!! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO OFF UNTIL CHRISTMAS-
A large explosion happens, destroying the Present Snatchers and all the bogus presents.
Koopa: Morning...
Hip: We're-
Hop: Done for!
Everyone is beaten up and once again Christmas is saved in Dome City. The Yoshilings and Misty get grounded for about a week and a good lecture. The Koopalings get a week in the dungeons and a lecture too.
The End
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