The Mole

By LizardKing

Little Lemmy's Land Qualifier

Rules: Twelve contestants must cooperate to solve different tasks, but they can never trust each other. Because among them is a traitor, a saboteur who wish to destroy it for the others, known as The Mole. The contestants will be given hard, special, and difficult tasks. Some will accomplish things they have never dreamt off. If the group manages to solve the tasks they are given, they will receive a sum of money. All the money the group receives during the shows, up to a possible $500,000, will be given to the winner in the last episode. The winner is the person that best can manage to spot and see The Mole's game.

At the end of each episode, contestants must answer questions about The Mole. The player with the fewest correct answers is eliminated from the game. The ones left are probably the ones with the most knowledge about The Mole, but that is most definately uncertain knowledge. They will, of course, never get to know what answers were right and what answers were wrong. Each episode we will move one step closer to discovering The Mole's identity. In the last episode only three contestants are left: The Mole, The Winner, and The Loser.

Host: Monty Mole

Contestants:

Larry
Morton
Wendy
Iggy
Roy
Lemmy
Ludwig
Yoshi
Mario
Luigi
Peach
Toad

Episode 1: Day 1; The Great Pyramids, Desert Land.
29th March 2003, 18:00
Weather: Sunny
Temperature: 42 C

Monty: Welcome to the first episode of The Mole! I'm Monty Mole, your host for the evening. Our
contestants have now safely arrived at The Great Pyramids of Desert Land. They are currently checking in at the hotel where they will receive their first task. There will be two contestants for each room. The list goes as follows:

Room 1: Wendy and Luigi
Room 2: Ludwig and Larry
Room 3: Peach and Mario
Room 4: Morton and Yoshi
Room 5: Lemmy and Toad
Room 6: Iggy and Roy

Wendy: What?! I won't share a room with that filthy plumber! I want to go home!

Monty: That's against the rules.

Luigi: *sigh*

Mario: Yahoo! I got it!

Toad: Where's our room?

Lemmy: It's number five, right over there.

Toad: OK!!!

Lemmy: This will be a looong night.

Iggy: I agree!

Toad: OK!!!

Roy: Why do they always put me together with this paperweight here?

Monty: It was randomly selected. When you've found your rooms and unpacked, we'll all meet downstairs for our first dinner, and your first task.

Toad: OK!!! Mmmphh!

Roy: That oughta teach him to shut up!

Iggy: Can... you help me... with the...  luggage?

Roy: Sure!

*SMACK*

Iggy: Oww...

Lemmy: Here, I'll help you.

Iggy: Thanks.

Lemmy and Iggy carry in their and Roy’s luggage. The rest carry their own luggage, except for Peach, who makes Toad do the job.

In Morton and Yoshi's room, room 4:

Yoshi: Why Yoshi share room with Morton?

Morton: I don't now. Maybe because you're a good guy and I'm a bad guy, and they want to make a conflict, but I don't want to fight with you, because you're Yoshi, and Yoshis are cute, even though they always help that annoying Mario and his brother, I don't understand why they would help him, so why are you helping him?

Yoshi: Because Mario and Yoshi friends. When Mario was baby Yoshi helped Mario find his brother, who was kidnapped by Kamek and Bowser. Bowser was also baby. Bowser became Yoshi enemy, and you are Bowser son, so you also Yoshi enemy. Later Baby Bowser took Yoshi Island and Super Happy Tree, so we fight Bowser again. After that you help Bowser take over Dino Land, so you Yoshi enemy! Then Mario help us back, he owe us.

Morton: Zzz...

Yoshi: Morton rude!

Later at the dinner table...

Monty: *ding* *ding* May I have your attention, please? Thank you. This is our first dinner together, and I hope the food tasted well.

Wendy and Ludwig: You bet!

Larry: Yeah, because it's lox, and because you love it so much. Well at least I ate a bunch of it, compared to Iggy. He didn't eat a thing.

Lemmy: I would've had more if the food was frozen.

Luigi: Mario! You were supposed to eat it! Not throw it at me!

Toad: I'm used to eating whatever the princess feeds me, so I ate it all.

Yoshi: *BURP* Mmm. Plate, good!

Peach: I've always been tought good manners, and it's considered rude not to eat all the food you are served.

Mario: Luigi ate it all!

Roy: I'm not usually very fond of fish, but this was extraordinarily good! I ate it all up!

Morton: Look! I ate it all, my plate-

Monty: I can see that since your plate is empty. Now I bet you all know what's going to happen, right? You got it, you'll get your first task! It's inside this letter, and Roy, why don't you read aloud?

Morton: I hate fish, it's yucky and slimy and gross, and I refuse to eat it, because-

Roy: Shut up, Big Mouth! I'm the one who's supposed to talk now! *rip*

Roy: (reading)

Task 1, The Great Pyramids, Desert Land.
Time: 2 hours.
In the area surrounding the pyramids are six cylinders well hidden, with one letter in each which form a word. If you can find the cylinders and guess the correct word within the given time limit, 25,000 coins will be added to the pot.

Monty: Did everyone understand the task?

Ludwig: No problem!

Mario: Let's-a go!

Larry: What are we waiting for?

Roy: Move!

Lemmy: We understood it-

Iggy: Perfectly!

Monty: Excellent, here's walkie talkies so you can communicate in case you decide to split up. Now you're off!

Location: Outside the great pyramids hotel
Time: 19:35

Morton: To the pyramids!

Roy: Who said you was in charge, Big Mouth?!

Morton: No one, but it's obvious that we would have to go to the pyramids, because that's where Monty told us to search, so that's were all the letters are hidden, so that's were we're going...

Roy: Well, I disagree! *PUNCH*

Morton: Then you're probably the traitor, the mole, the saboteur out to sabotage and destroy everything, I say we tie you up and gag you right here, anyone agree?

Iggy: I... I...

Roy: You what, punching bag?!

Peach: Knock it off! We're supposed to cooperate on this!

Lemmy: Yeah, now let's forget about us being arch-enemies-

Iggy: And start the searching.

Peach: Good! Now, me, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Lemmy, and Iggy take the left pyramid, while the rest of you take the right pyramid.

Toad: OK!!!

Roy: Shaddup, ya little freak!

Toad: How dare you talk to me like that you big fat lazy bully? Get over here and I'll teach you a lesson!

Roy: With pleasure!

....

Toad: Oww...

Location: Pyramid 1
Time: 19:44

Roy: I say we split up again. Who disagrees? No one? Fine! Then I say me, Ludwig, and Larry take the right side of the pyramid, while you others take the left.

Wendy: NOO! I won't dig this filthy sand with this yucky fungus and Big Mouth!

Toad: Hey!

Roy: Well, you'll have too! See ya later, sis!

Wendy: This is unfair!

Location: Pyramid 2
Time: 19:47

Mario: I got it!

Peach: What?

Luigi: Yeah, what you got Mario?

Mario: What?!

Luigi: Whatever!

Yoshi: Yoshi find something!

Lemmy: What did you find Yoshi?

Yoshi: Look, there in sand!

Iggy: It's a cylinder!

Lemmy: Great job, Yoshi!

Yoshi: Yoshi know!

Yoshi opens the cylinder.

Iggy: What does it say?

Yoshi: I

Lemmy: I'm best to tell the others.

Lemmy: Hello! Ludwig, can you hear me? Over.

Ludwig: Loud and clear, Lemmy. Over.

Lemmy: We've found the first letter, I. How's things going over at your place? Over.

Roy: We haven't found anything, yet, but we've split ourselves in two so I don't have to see that annoying-

Ludwig: We've split in two so we can search more effectively. Wendy, have you found anything? Over.

Wendy: NO! It's impossible to find anything with these idiots! Over!

Toad: OK!!! Over!

Lemmy: I see your problem. Over.

Location: Pyramid 1
Time: 20:04

Larry: We're not finding anything here! It's just sand!

Ludwig: Right, my brother, because we're only searching right next to the pyramid. I say we head over to that statue and those trees. It might as well be hidden there.

Larry: I don't think so. Remember what the letter said? In the area surrounding the pyramids. That means here, not over there!

Roy: I'd say we search over there still, there could be something there, ya know.

Ludwig: For once, I believe you speak the truth, my brother!

Larry: You go over there, but I'll stay here and see if I can find something.

Location: Pyramid 2
Time: 20:15

Iggy: This pyramid sure is big!

Luigi: Well, they didn't call it The Great Pyramids for nothing, you know!

Lemmy: These cylinders must be well-hidden, we've only found one so far.

Yoshi: Yoshi think cylinder hidden in pyramid.

Iggy: But we're not allowed to go into the pyramids.

Lemmy: I agree with Iggy, if they were hidden in there, it wouldn't be closed with that big stone, would it?

Yoshi: No, not in pyramid like that, maybe you try remove pyramid rock and cylinder be behind.

Lemmy: Could happen. But these rocks seem pretty stuck to me.

Luigi: Some could still be loose though.

Mario: Let's-a go inside! Ooohf!

Yoshi: Mario stupid.

Lemmy: Like we didn't know.

Iggy: I agree!

Peach: There could be something in those bushes.

Luigi: Sounds fair enough, I mean, there aren't many places to hide things out here.

Location: Pyramid 1
Time: 20:24

Wendy: Oh! Look, water. Finally I get a chance to cool off.

Morton: Wendy, we must search, there is no time to cool off, swim, bathe, and splash around in water. We must search, search, search to find these cylinders, so we can find out what the word is before time runs out so get out from there, and hur-

Toad: OK!!!

Wendy: Ooh! What's that? I found a cylinder! It was lying here in the water! See, Big Mouth! It was vise to take a bath after all.

Morton: Yeah, yada yada yada, and blah de blah, just open the cylinder!

Toad: OK!!!

Wendy: Can't you say something else for a change?

Toad: OK!!! I mean, ok! Of course, just open the cylinder and tell us what letter it is!

Location: Pyramid 2
Time: 20:27

Iggy: This place sure is-

Lemmy: Hot! I found it!

Iggy: Open it! Open it!

Lemmy: And the letter is-

Iggy: N!

Luigi: (talking in walkie talkie) Ludwig, can you hear me? Over.

Ludwig: Yes, have you found some letters? Over.

Luigi: We've found the letter N. Over.

Ludwig: We've also found a letter, the letter E. It was hidden in the hands of an old statue. Over.

Luigi: What about the others? Morton, hello. How's it going? Over.

Morton: I found a letter too! It was an L, it was lying in water, so I stepped on it when I was taking a bath-

Wendy: Big Mouth! It was I who found the letter, I even broke a nail!

Ludwig: What letter was it? Over.

Toad: It was an L. Over.

Yoshi: Good. How many letters do we have now? Over.

Ludwig: Four. we have an I, an N, E, and an L. We need two more, so continue searching. Over.

Location: Pyramid 1
Time: 20:49

Wendy: Now we've walked around this stupid pyramid five times and still not found any new letters. I want to go home!

Morton: Maybe we should search a little bit outside the pyramids, like over there among those palm trees?

Toad: OK!!! I mean, that's a good idea, because we've searched every inch and centimeter of this sand so it can't possibly be here.

Wendy: NO! I won't search anymore! I'm going back to the hotel!

Wendy runs off to the hotel.

Toad: Sheesh! I bet she's The Mole.

Morton: I don't, because she's always like that, and besides, she found a letter in the water, I mean if she was The Mole she wouldn't have told us about it, because The Mole is here to sabotage.

Toad: She could still be The Mole, maybe she just told us to cover up for her being The Mole. You know she could always sabotage things later on. Besides, she left and refuses to help us search!

Roy and Ludwig comes walking around the corner.

Roy: Hey, Big Mouth! Where's Wendy?

Morton: She left, fleed, escaped into the hotel, because she's a lazy, stupid, and annoying spoiled brat, and that's all King Dad's and Mom's fault, because they have always given her the-

Roy: Just, shut up, before you make mad.

Toad: Where's Larry? Wasn't he supposed to be with you?

Roy: Yeah, but he decided to go searching on his own, and we haven't seen him since.

Ludwig: I'll try to call him up via the walkie talkie. Hello, Larry, where are you? Over.

Larry: I'm here with some trees, next to a statue behind the pyramid and I've think I've found something. Over.

Ludwig: We're coming there Larry, over.

Larry: Good, cause this thing's stuck. Nnnghh!

Location: Pyramid 2
Time: 20:59

Peach: Hmm, there can't be any more around this pyramid, let's go see how the others are coping.

Yoshi: Yoshi agree.

Mario: Yahoo! Let's-a go!

Location: Pyramid 1
Time: 21:03

Larry: The cylinder is stuck in this tree, and I can't get it out!

Roy: Let me try!

Ludwig: Let me help you, dear brother.

Morton: I say we all pull.

They all gather around the tree and start pulling, but the cylinder doesn't seem to move.

Roy, Ludwig, Morton, Larry, and Toad: Nnnnnngh!

Toad: Boy, this thing sure is stuck!

Mario. Luigi, Peach, Toad, Yoshi, Lemmy, and Iggy arrive at the scene.

Lemmy: Ahoy there! Need any help?

Roy: You bet we do! Come here and pull!

They join in.

All: Nnnnnngh!

Larry: Ooof! My arms hurt!

Roy; I'll bet they'll hurt more if we don't get this thing out, now pull!

They pull the hardest they can. The cylinder finally falls out and they almost go flying.

All: Oooof! Ooow!

Toad: YAY!!! We got it out!

Morton: Hooray! The evil demon is defeated, we beat him, we conquered him, we-

Roy: Shut up, Big Mouth, or I'll beat you!

Peach: Why do you always want to beat people?

Luigi: (whispering) Maybe he's The Mole.

Roy: Hey! What are you whispering about? Wanna taste my fists?

Lemmy: What letter is it?

Toad: It's an O. Now there's only one left, and we've got 15 minutes to find it and make a word out of this!

Lemmy: Everyone, spread out and search the whole area, we haven't got much time left!

Location: Outside Pyramid 1 in a tree top
Time: 21:31

Toad: I found it! I found the last cylinder!

Peach: Quick, open it and tell us the letter!

Toad: It's an S!

Ludwig: Ok, think fast, which letters do we got?

Yoshi: I, N, E, L, O, S.

Mario: I got it! It's... Morton!

Morton: What?

Toad: Lose...?

Ludwig: No, all letters must be used.

Lemmy: Inlose?

Ludwig: No.

Yoshi: Yoshi, got it!

Larry: Yes?

Yoshi: Insole! Now, Yoshi hungry!

Lemmy: That could be it, there's only two minutes left! Now hurry to the hotel with the word!

Location: The Great Pyramids Hotel
Time: 21:34

All: The word is insole!

Monty: Congratulations! You've just completed your first task! 25,000 coins added to the pot!

Task: The Great Pyramids.
Status: Accomplished!
Prize: 25,000 coins!
The Mole failed its mission.

Monty: Now each and every one of you have to answer a given set of questions about The Mole and its movements today. You will answer them individually, on your own computer. The one with the fewest correct answers must leave.

Lemmy: Leave, already, so soon? We just got here.

Monty: That's the rules. So if you want to win, you'd better keep your eyes and ears open!

The questions:

1: What's The Mole's hair color?

a) Blue
b) Rainbow
c) Brown
d) Black
e) Blonde
f) No hair

Larry
No hair
Morton
No hair
Wendy
No hair
Iggy
Blue
Roy
Black
Lemmy
Brown
Ludwig
Blue
Mario
Black
Luigi
Black
Peach
Black
Toad
No hair
Yoshi
Rainbow

2: Does The Mole wear a hat or a bow?

a) Yes, The Mole wears a hat
b) Yes, The Mole wears a bow
b) No

Larry
Hat
Morton
No
Wendy
Hat
Iggy
Hat
Roy
No
Lemmy
No
Ludwig
No
Mario
No
Luigi
No
Peach
No
Toad
Bow
Yoshi
No

3: Did The Mole find any letters?

a) Yes
b) No

Larry
No
Morton
No
Wendy
No
Iggy
No
Roy
No
Lemmy
No
Ludwig
No
Mario
Yes
Luigi
No
Peach
No
Toad
No
Yoshi
No

4: Is The Mole a Koopa?

a) Yes
b) No

Larry
No
Morton
Yes
Wendy
No
Iggy
No
Roy
Yes
Lemmy
No
Ludwig
Yes
Mario
Yes
Luigi
Yes
Peach
Yes
Toad
Yes
Yoshi
Yes

5) Does The Mole wear glasses?

a) Yes
b) No

Larry
No
Morton
Yes
Wendy
No
Iggy
No
Roy
No
Lemmy
No
Ludwig
No
Mario
No
Luigi
Yes
Peach
Yes
Toad
No
Yoshi
No

6) Did The Mole carry its own luggage?

a) Yes
b) No

Larry
Yes
Morton
No
Wendy
Yes
Iggy
Yes
Roy
Yes
Lemmy
Yes
Ludwig
Yes
Mario
Yes
Luigi
No
Peach
No
Toad
Yes
Yoshi
Yes

7) Do you think The Mole attempted to sabotage this task?

a) Yes
b) No

Larry
Yes
Morton
Yes
Wendy
Yes
Iggy
No
Roy
Yes
Lemmy
No
Ludwig
No
Mario
Yes
Luigi
No
Peach
No
Toad
Yes
Yoshi
Yes

8) Did the Mole eat all its dinner?

a) Yes
b) No

Larry
No
Morton
Yes
Wendy
Yes
Iggy
No
Roy
Yes
Lemmy
No
Ludwig
No
Mario
Yes
Luigi
Yes
Peach
Yes
Toad
Yes
Yoshi
No

9) Did The Mole use its walkie talkie?

a) Yes
b) No

Larry
Yes
Morton
Yes
Wendy
Yes
Iggy
No
Roy
Yes
Lemmy
No
Ludwig
Yes
Mario
Yes
Luigi
Yes
Peach
Yes
Toad
Yes
Yoshi
No

10) Who is The Mole?

a) Larry
b) Morton
c) Wendy
d) Iggy
e) Roy
f) Lemmy
g) Ludwig
h) Mario
i) Luigi
j) Peach
k) Toad
l) Yoshi

Larry
...
Morton
...
Wendy
...
Iggy
...
Roy
...
Lemmy
...
Ludwig
...
Mario
...
Luigi
...
Peach
...
Toad
...
Yoshi
...

Later at the dinner table, after they had all answered their questions, the contestants and Monty are
sitting.

Monty: Now, you are all aware that one of you have to leave and go home tonight.

Roy: Yeah! And I' bet it'll be Big Mouth over there!

Monty: Anyway, in front you there is an envelope. When I pass this knife around the table you will open the envelope and it will reveal a feather; it will be either red or green. If the feather is green, you stay, but if it's red, I'm afraid you're the one who's leaving.

Monty passes the knife to Larry. Larry opens the envelope and reveals a green feather. Larry passes the knife to Morton. Morton opens the envelope and reveals.... a green feather. Morton than passes the knife on to Wendy, who accidentally drops it on the floor.

Wendy: Look what you did, moron!

Morton: It wasn't me, it was you that dropped it.

Wendy: Ohh, I broke a nail!

Roy: We don't have time for that now, just open the envelope!

Wendy opens the envelope and reveals a green feather. She passes the knife to Iggy, but Roy, the impatient being he is, snatches the knife from Iggy and punches him in the face, then opens his own envelope, revealing a green feather. Then he passes the knife to Lemmy, who opens his envelope, he freezes and looks down into his envelope. He gulps and takes up the feather, and it's red.

Lemmy: Goodbye everyone. I had a great time here.

Yoshi: Yoshi sad. Yoshi no want Lemmy leave.

Iggy: You can't leave! Lemmy?! Who am I supposed to talk to now?

Lemmy: I must leave, I received the red feather.

Larry: Goodbye Lemmy. Take care.

Lemmy: I will.

All except for Roy go over to Lemmy to wish him goodbye. After a while, a taxi arrives at the hotel, waiting for Lemmy. Lemmy fetches his luggage and enters the taxi, which leaves to The Desert Land Airport.

Monty: How does it feel to be one less?

Iggy: Terrible. My arms are gonna hurt.

Morton: I feel sad for him.

Ludwig: Me too. Lemmy's a good brother.

Roy: Oh come on! It's not like he's dead or anything. Besides, we'll have a better opportunity of winning the money!

Larry: Yeah, I agree with Roy, we'll all get too see him when we get home, except for the stupid do-gooders that is!

Morton: I always knew you were like that, Cheatsy! You're mean, and dispicable, just like Bully, you have no-

Roy: Shut up, Big Mouth!

Morton: Oww! That was not nice, you are a rude and lazy bully, Bully, and I-

Roy: I said shut up! Be quiet! Don't say a word, a whisper, I'm sick and tired of your endless talking, you-

Monty: Enough! Can't you just be friends for once? Why do you guys always have to quarrel and fight? Be nice to each other!

Iggy: I agree!

Roy: Who asked for your opinion, paper bag?

Monty: I think we'll end this episode here. Now don't forget to tune in next week as the contestants are moving on to Water Land for a really splashing adventure! I am Monty Mole on KBC. Good night.

To Be Continued...

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