Bob-omb: ...
Spiny: Okay, I figured it out. The one who isn't here is... Spiny!
Bob-Omb: Well, too bad Spiny isn't here anymore. I miss his idiocy already.
Boo Diddley: *sigh* You living creatures are so stupid...
Spiny: Hey! I take offense at that! ... At least I think I do.
Boo Diddley: To all those readers who haven't figured it out yet, Cheep Cheep is the one who's gone.
Spiny: Really? I was sure it was Spiny who disappeared...
Bob-omb: ...
Boo Diddley: Ah, thank you. I've always wondered what "..." sounds like, and you just told me. I KNOW THE ANSWER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Boy, am I glad I don't have lungs.
Spiny: Hey! I don't have lungs, either!
Watch!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...
An hour later...
Spiny: ...HAHAHA! See?
Bob-omb: OKAY, how did you do that?
Spiny: I told you. I don't have lungs.
Bob-omb: But how could you DO that without lungs?
Spiny: Hey, Boo Diddley doesn't have lungs!
Bob-omb: Oh... right...
Spiny: And YOU don't have any!
Bob-omb: Actually, I do. They're just robot lungs.
Boo Diddley: What's the difference?
Bob-omb: I don't know. You think I know everything about myself?
Spiny: Yep.
Bob-omb: *sigh*
Boo Diddley: Now this is REALLY boring. I mean, beyond boring. Really, really, REALLY boring. This is so boring that if I were alive, I'd die. In fact, I think this is enough to bore me to life.
Bob-omb: Bore you to life?
Boo Diddley: Well what am I going to do, die AGAIN?
Spiny: Yeah! You'll die again!
Boo Diddley: How can you die if you're already dead?
Spiny: I don't know. I just wanted to say something.
Boo Diddley: I pity the living.
Spiny: So do I!
Boo Diddley: Spiny, you ARE the living!
Spiny: Oh.
Bob-omb: You know, I haven't blown up in a while. I wonder if I still can. I guess I should try to find out.
Spiny: NOOOO! Don't!
Bob-omb: You're hurting my feelings! *starts crying* That... makes... me... so sad!
Spiny and Boo Diddley scream and run away.
Boo Diddley: Why am I running anyway? I can't be hurt by a Bob-omb! I'm all... you know, that adjective for stuff you can go through.
Bob-omb: Ha! Got you, guys! I bet you really thought I was going to blow up, didn't you?
Spiny: Yes.
Boo Diddley: Yes.
Bob-omb: Really? I'm so mad...
A pause.
Bob-omb: Ha! I tricked you guys again!
Boo Diddley: This is going to be a LONG day.
Bob-omb: Well, duh! It's June 21, the longest day of the year!
Boo Diddley: It's a figure of speech! And PLEASE don't make that figure of speech joke where you take it literally and present a statue of the word "speech".
Spiny: Too late.
Boo Diddley: It's going to be a LONG day.
A day later...
Boo Diddley: I was right! It was long!
Spiny: This gets more and more cheesy as it goes on.
Bob-omb: Absolutely.
Day 7
Spiny: What a great dream! I dreamt that these ogres came and beat me up!
Boo Diddley: How is that a GOOD dream?
Spiny: I don't know. I wonder who vanished during the night. I know! It was me, wasn't it? It was me! Am I right?
Boo Diddley: This is going to be an even longer day.
Spiny: Actually, that's not true. You see, after June 21 the days keep getting shorter and shorter. That is, until December 21. At least I think it's December 21. Is it December 21? I think it is. But maybe I'm wrong.
Boo Diddley: Spiny, how can you be so intelligent about some things, but so amazingly stupid about others?
Spiny: I don't know. Ask someone other than me. Like myself, for instance.
Boo Diddley: This isn't going to be a longER day. It's going to be the longEST day.
Spiny: I object! He's leading the witness!
Boo Diddley: I can't decide if you're stupid or just crazy.
Spiny (sadly): I wish I knew.
Quite a bit later...
Boo Diddley: Wow! That went by quickly!
Spiny: YAHOO! I'M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!
Boo Diddley: Spiny, you're a GUY.
Spiny: So I can't be queen? IT'S DISCRIMINATION AND SHOULD BE STOPPED!
Boo Diddley: This is going to be a looooong hour.
One hour later...
Boo Diddley: That sure was long. Man! I mean, it felt like 216,000 seconds!
Spiny: One hour IS 216,000 seconds, you moron!
Boo Diddley: Why are YOU calling ME a moron?
Spiny: I don't know.
Boo Diddley: Exactly. I still don't get why you sometimes seem intelligent and yet at times are just so stupid.
Spiny: Oh well. Who cares?
Boo Diddley: Let's just skip to the end. This is getting boring.
Spiny: How does skipping to the end go quicker? Time still passes normally, you know. It just seems quicker to the outsiders.
Boo Diddley: Outsiders?
Spiny: You know... people... outside.
Day 8
Boo Diddley: The rest of that day went fast. Hey, wait, I'm still here! Woohoo! I win! Yeah! All those coins are mine! ALL MINE!
Boo Diddley leaves the house.
Lord Seth: Congratulations! You win the prize!
Boo Diddley: So I get one million coins?
Lord Seth: Well, see, we had a bit of a problem. We kind of came under some lawsuits so we lost the million coins. So, in its place, you win... uh... er... a lifetime of free tickets to my Interviews!
Boo Diddley: Oh, right! And then you're just going to cancel your Interview show soon afterwards so I only get to see a few Interviews, right?
Lord Seth: Great. He's onto me.
Boo Diddley: I don't get ANY coins?
Lord Seth: What would you with them anyway? They'd go right through you!
Boo Diddley: Oh. Anyway, so what DID happen to the other contestants?
Lord Seth: Other? Contestants?
Boo Diddley: You know, the other people in the house with me!
Lord Seth: Other? People?
Boo Diddley: You know, the... oh, never mind.
Lord Seth: You? Know? Never? Mind? You're confusing me.
Boo Diddley: This entire thing was completely pointless.
Lord Seth: Welcome to my world.
The End?
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