Martin: Welcome to week five! This week, as well as next week, we'll play a series of games based on neglected Mario games, as well as a Cool TV Show References Pose Contest. Each game today is worth 50 points, and all scores from last week have been divided by 5 and rounded to the closest number. So here are those scores now:
Team Fright: 584
Team Dream: 709
Team Shyguy: 709
Team Wario: 541
Martin: Now for our first game, Yoshi. In this game, each team will choose three people to carry two buckets on a helmet and catch as many Yoshi Cookies as possible before time runs out. The other three from each team will participate in Wario's Woods later today, followed by the Cool TV Show References Pose Contest. Now then, choose your teams and come over here to the Cookie Factory.
10 minutes later at a Cookie Factory in the middle of Wario's Collisseum...
Martin: Alright, here are the rules: Each team will have one person holding two buckets on a stick. The other two will throw cookies down to them. The team that gets the most cookies by the time each team runs out of their cookies wins. We'll have a toss up for third to go. Call it, Shy Guy!
Shyguy: Tails?
Martin: It's heads.
Shyguy: I knew it... I think.
Martin: Team Wario, you're first. Wario will catch while Giga Bowser and Metal Mario throw the cookies to him. The Oreos are you alls'.
Wario stands ready for it. Giga Bowser picks up all of the Oreos at once and throws them down to Wario. Wario makes a mad dash to retrieve as many as possible, and collects as least 50 before too many pile up on him.
Martin: We'll count them later. Take the bucket to Ludwig over there at the stand. Next up is Team Fright. Roger catches while Blue Ghost and King Boo throw.
Roger: How am I supposeed to catch?
Martin walks up and shoves the pan in Roger's head.
Martin: You can move your body to get the falling cookies. You all's are those mint Girl Scout cookies.
King Boo starts by throwing three cookies at once, which Roger gets. Blue Ghost throws another six down, and Roger gets two of them. At the end, King Boo takes the cookies Roger got over to Ludwig.
Martin: Now then, for Team Dream, Birdo will catch while Mouser and Clawgrip throw Chips A'Hoy to her.
Birdo starts running around to begin with, missing about the first ten cookies, but later begins catching every one that is thrown to her. Afterwards, Birdo takes the cookies to Ludwig.
Martin: Now is Team Shy Suy, who will have Shy Guy catching while Snifit 1 and Snifit 2 throw Yoshi Cookies to him. Go!
The Snifits EAT all of the cookies, then begin shooting them directly to Shy Guy, who only has to move a few inches from one cookie to the next. Shy Guy catches every one of them, then takes the bucket over.
At the stand...
Ludwig: Vell Team Vario's came to 54 before I ate zem. Teams Dream and Fright both got 29. Actually Team Dream also got another half a cookie. And Team Shy Guy has 247!
Martin: Ludwig: How many cookies did you GIVE Team Shy Guy?
Ludwig: I gave everyvone the zame amount. Team Shy Guy just vad a vetter plan.
Martin: (notices the cookies aren't there) You... you ate them!!! I was going to eat them!!!
Martin jumps on Ludwig and starts beating him. The scores comes to:
Team Fright: 584
Team Dream: 729
Team Shyguy: 759
Team Wario: 571
Later...
Martin: Now for our next contest. The competitors will again go for 50 points. This place we are in is called Wario's Woods. From these trees, there will be one member of each team throwing monsters at a competitor who is trapped in a glass case. A member from the same team as the one in the case will toss bombs with which to destroy the monsters. Only a bomb the same color as a monster can destroy it. If the glass fills, you're out. The team that lasts the longest wins. First going are Blue Virus and Yellow Virus for Team Wario, with Captain Syrup throwing enemies. Go!
Captain Syrup begins POURING the minions down on Blue Virus, but Yellow Virus is fast and throws a lot pf bombs down, with which Blue Virus destroys quite a few of the monsters. Captain Syrup begins dumping the monsters at an amazingly fast rate, but Yellow Virus throws bombs at some in midair while the rest he helps get rid of by throwing Blue Virus the bombs. After more than an hour of this, Captain Syrup gets an idea and throws monsters on Yellow Virus, distracting him long enough to eliminate Blue Virus.
Martin: The Viruses are good at this.... they lasted 1 hour, 15 minutes, and 37 seconds. Alright, now're Bogmire and Lil Boo for Team Fright, along with Beezo throwing monsters.
Beezo starts off throwing creatures very quickly toward Bogmire, but this of course doesn't work. He throws his spear at Lil Boo, who's a ghost and therefore unharmed. Beezo continues pouring for almost 20 minutes, until he flies over to Lil Boo and grabs the bombs himself, throwing thousands at Bogmire, burying him with the bombs instead.
Martin: 24 minutes, 16 seconds. Now are Triclyde and Ostro for Team Dream, with Orange Ghost throwing monsters.
Well, blah blah blah, things go by pretty much the same way it did with Team Fright. In fact, let's just skip the whole game thingy and get on to the scores so we can move onto the highlight of this chapter and possibly whole contest: the Cool TV Show References Pose Contest.
Martin: Before we move on to the Cool TV Show References Pose Contest, here are the scores:
Team Fright: 584 + 0= 584
Team Dream: 729 + 35= 764
Team Shyguy: 759 + 20= 779
Team Wario: 571 + 50= 621
Martin: Now then, all teams please prepare their Cool TV Show References Pose Contest entry and see Ludwig to tell him what props you'll need.
Later...
Martin: Now is time for the Cool TV Show References Pose Contest. First off is Team Fright.
Team Fright enters on a makeshift version of the Wrestlemania XX entryway, and everyone gets in a makeshift wrestling ring except Bogmire. When he comes out (last) he 'trips' and then stumbles up and runs into the ring.
Martin: That one was a classic, though I wish the battle royal hadn't been a gauntlet... anyway, Team Wario!
Red Virus jumps through a window into the driver's seat of a car. He then yells something to Blue Virus, who tries to do the same but hits the window, which was apparently rolled down. He falls and passes out.
Martin: I'm not sure if that was a reference to Family Guy or a messed up version of The Dukes of Hazzard, but oh well, it was humorous. Team Dream!
Captain Syrup is seen dressed in modern female clothing, with Birdo and Ostro doing the same along with two manaquins. Tricylde and Clawgrip are dressed in suits, and Mouser is dressed in a blue overshirt, a large red tie, glasses, a watch, and shorts. Manaquins of other males in suits are in the room.
Martin: Sorry, I'm just not seeing it. Team Shy Guy!
The six members of Team Shy Guy break into an interesting thing. Shy Guy, Snifit 1, and Snifit 2 are dressed like pop singers and are dancing on plastic lilipads. Chuck Guy and Ninji are dressed in suits at a table doing a fake commentary thing, and Beezo is dressed as former UFC competitor Tank Abbot.
Martin: You all get third place just because I never wanted to see Tank Abbot again. I do like the Shane Helms and Shannon Moore costumes though... Team Dream gets last. Second goes to Team Fright, meaning Team Wario gets first place in the Cool TV Show References Pose Contest.
Team Fright: 584 + 35= 619
Team Dream: 764 + 0= 764
Team Shy Guy: 779 + 20= 799
Team Wario: 621 + 50= 671
Martin: Team Fright's gone! And now for the vote off of one member from each team.
After voting...
Martin: Alright. Say goodbye to Ostro, Metal Mario, and Chuck Guy. Next week we will begin with 15 people and we will figure out which teams will compete in the Finals the next week. So long!