Yo Bro: Welcome to Spoiler Central, where we have the planned result of Villain Vendetta for you. The results will be that the winners are Team-
Martin storms up and hits Yo Bro with a frying pan.
Martin: Heheh. Welcome to the Finals of Villain Vendetta. We have all of the cast of Villain Vendetta 2 here to see what they're in for! But it'll be worse- we're getting FOX as a sponser!!!Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
80 people in Villain Vendetta 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Martin: Yes it is horrible. But we also have the other 72 of our players for this game here today to see the fruits of their labor go to someone else!
Martin?: Hey! What are YOU doing here?!
First Martin: Eep!
The first Martin turns into a Duplighost and runs off.
New Martin: Don't worry, we're not getting FOX.
Audience: YAY!!!
Martin: There will be nine contests today, and each will be worth 3 points. For the first, we will have another relay race. This time we will do something a bit different though. You will do levels from non-Mario games! The first will be the first level of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle's Good Story. We've loaded it with Mario minions instead of the robots though, and we've also put Mario minions in all of the other contests. The second is the 30 man attack at the foundry. The next level is a race to the Sacred Forest Meadow, through the Lost Woods in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. And finally, you will compete in a battle SSBM-style. Each of these counts as one contest, therefore taking up almost half of the day's contests, though don't worry, these levels aren't easy. Enter your respective warps! But before we start, let's have a word from our sponsers.
Luigi: Buy-a the Nintendo DS this Thanksgiving-a! It will-a allow-a you to play Super Mario 64-a as me or one of three-a others-a!
Martin: Now then, start the first race!
Red Virus and Ninji start out on snowboards going down a road. Ninji speeds up a bit and passes Red Virus, then jumps on a ramp and zooms through the air. He dodges some vehicles, then jumps off a bridge. Ninji goes jumping up the steps, getting to a running part on the road. He jumps on a car and rides it, while Red Virus is far behind from running. He jumps on a car too and goes on. Ninji has now reached the stairs, which he grinds down, then jumps from bar to bar. Once he gets 100 rings, he passes the checkpoint. Afterwards he is hit by a Goomba and for some reason drops the rings ala Sonic. The Goomba kicks him again afterwards, somehow sending him back to the checkpoint. Red Virus comes by, steps on the Goomba, and goes through a loop and down a building. Ninji comes running behind him and does the same. Red Virus goes speeding toward the Goal Ring when he falls into the exposed hole where the Magic Gloves are found. He puts them on and jumps out. Ninji passes by him, but Red Virus uses the Magic Gloves on a Goomba to trap it in a capsule, then throws the capsule at Ninji, who has no rings and goes back to the checkpoint. Red Virus grabs the goal ring.
Martin: That was different. Race 2! You will see who can beat more Koopa Troopas out of the 100 we have here at this huge Iron Foundry, Yellow Virus or Snifit 1. Start!
Snifit 1 begins shooting wildly, but isn't fast enough to do much. Meanwhile, Yellow Virus is leached onto one, injecting an illness into it. Snifit 1 jumps on a Koopa, then grabs its shell and throws it at another. Yellow Virus leaches onto another, and Snifit 1 jumps on another Koopa. Yellow Virus jumps on one, then each throws their Koopa Shell at another Koopa. Snifit 1 jumps on the last two. Snifit 1 then begins shooting bullets while spinning, knocking down five more Koopas. Yellow Virus grabs ahold of Snifit 1 and throws him into the river, then bites three. Snifit 1 comes back up the ladder, but now more powerful Koopas come in and throw Yellow Virus at Snifit 1, knocking both into the river. The Koopas jump down after the two. Snifit 1 spits a bullet at a Koopa, then Yellow Virus kicks the Koopa. Yellow Virus leaches onto another Koopa, then another, then another. Snifit 1 jumps and kicks one Koopa square in the face. He then grabs the shell, puts Yellow on it, and kicks it to the bridge, which is a good half mile away. Snifit 1 then shoots bullets at two Koopas, when Yellow Virus comes riding the shell back in and hits one, knocking it into two others. Snifit 1 kicks one, knocking it out.
Martin: A- a tie? Alright then, we'll do an SSBM tie breaker! First to KO the other wins!
Snifit 1 spits a bullet at Yellow Virus, who jumps out of the way, then jumps on Snifit 1. Snifit 1, now sick, grabs one of the Koopa shells laying around and throws it. For some unknown reason it works like in SSBM instead of how it normally would. Snifit 1 leaps out of the river, then goes over to a shed (he's played the game and knows whats in this shed). Yellow Virus follows. As soon as Yellow Virus reaches the shed, Snifit 1 jumps out, throws Yellow Virus in, blocks the door with a large rock, and spits a bullet in the room. The room is filled with bombs, blowing Yellow Virus into the screen, which he slides down.
Martin: Now then, time for the maze in Ocarina of Time. Go!
Wario and Shy Guy stand looking through all of the doors they could go through. Shy Guy walks to one, and hears Saria's Song playing. He begins uncontrollably dancing. Wario comes over, and also begins dancing to the catchy tune. Shy Guy puts his hands over his ears, but can't stop hearing the hypnotic music. Wario bumps into Shy Guy, sending him flying into the next room. Shy Guy hears the tune at another door, and begins dancing again. Wario comes dancing up and the two team leaders begin dancing right on the spot.
Martin: This is hopeless! Can we just skip to the maze IN the Sacred Forest Meadow?!
Wario: No-a way! This tune's too-a catchy!
Shy Guy: Yeah! I think.
The two team leaders appear in the maze. Both remember what the prize is again and rush out to get it. Wario tries the speedy tactic but keeps running into dead ends, while Shy Guy climbs a ladder and jumps from the tops of the walls. Wario sees Shy Guy and is able to come up with a way to get to the end because of his stance. Wario runs up out of the maze. Shy Guy jumps off onto his face. Wario reaches to get Shy Guy off, and while he does Shy Guy rushes to the goal, but Wario catches up and throws Shy Guy back into the maze, and goes to the end.
Martin: Now for the next challenge. Giga Bowser and Snifit 2 will battle.
Snifit 2: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Martin: You each have two lives. Go!
The contestants appear in Poke Floats. Giga Bowser takes a step toward Snifit 2. Snifit 2 shoots a bullet at Giga Bowser, then jumps onto the arm of the float. The next float comes by, which Giga Bowser immediately jumps on, while Snifit 2 stays for a few seconds to shoot GIga Bowser some more. He then leaps up, and Giga Bowser does the Bowser Bomb on Snifit 2, but Giga Bowser falls off afterwards. Now both have 1 life. Snifit 2 shoots a bullet at Giga Bowser, then leaps to the next float. Giga leaps into the air and goes down with the Bowser Bomb, but Snifit 2 moves out of the way, making Giga Bowser drop to his doom.
Martin: Snifit 2 just- just BEAT Giga Bowser?! In a fight?!
Hearing this makes everyone in the audience, including the Duplighost and Yo Bro, gasp. Obviously no one saw this coming.
Martin: Um... for our next challenge.... a scavenger hunt. Five Game Boy Advance SPs are hidden somewhere in Wario Colliseum, other than in the audience. You get 3 points for every Game Boy Advance SP. Teammates work together. Remember that if Team Shy Guy gets three, then they WIN Villain Vendetta. If not, it's a tie game and we'll have to come back next week! Go!
Ninji immediately begins searching the Finish Line, but fails to find one. All of Team Shy Guy crawls around, looking for the Game Boy Advance SPs. Giga Bowser meanwhile walks along with Wario on his shoulders, searching around. The Viruses employ the same strategy as Team Shy Guy. Wario notices one and jumps off Giga Bowser to grab it. He grabs it and puts it in his pocket, then gets back on and moves on, not noticing the one taped to the side of the road. Shy Guy crawls by and sees the tape, then reaches over and gets the GBA SP. He raises his robes and stashes it in a pocket in there, then goes onward. Ninji, unable to hold in his energy, begins bouncing around and grabs another that is hanging from a sign. Red and Yellow find one too.
Martin: Now just one is left. This one is in an Item Block, but I won't say which one.
Wario figures it out from that due to it being painfully obvious which would be hardest to get. He tells Giga Bowser to let him down, then go to the circular arena with the Item Block in between two turbos that launch you across an empty space. Giga Bowser turns around to do this, and Shy Guy follows after having heard this. Wario then grabs Ninji and begins kicking him, trying to get his GBA SP. Ninji throws it in a cool Matrix style, and Snifit 1 catches it. Snifit 1 runs off, with Wario following. Snifit 2 fires a bullet at Wario, who turns around and chases the Snifit. Giga Bowser now reaches the Block with Shy Guy on his tail... literally. Giga Bowser grabs the GBA SP, but then Shy Guy stomps on his tail, causing him to drop it. Shy Guy runs slow-mo and jumps, catching the GBA SP. He then runs off to Martin. Snifit 1, who was watching this on the teleprompter, runs to Martin as well. They both make it. We now enter red font for Team Shy Guy.
Martin: And so, here are your winners of Villain Vendetta! Shy Guy! Ninji! Snifit 1! Snifit 2! Team Shy Guy!
Shy Guy: We won?
Team Shy Guy: Yahoo!
Martin: And now for the presentations of the awards. Team Wario, please come here.
Team Wario bitterly approaches.
Martin: For each of you, here's a 100,000 Beanbean coin check!
Wario: We can-a live with-a that!
Team Wario leaves.
Martin: And now Team Shy Guy, here are your checks for 1,000,000 Beanbean coins!
Shyguy: Thank you. I think.
Martin: Good. Now then, until Villain Vendetta 2-
Martin, Yo Bro, Duplighost, the Audience, Team Wario, and Team Shy Guy: End transmission!
Fang: Wait a minute... Martin'd never say that.
Martin?: (walking up) I hired Tanoomba to host today. So, who won?
The End
*goes to the Way of the Samurai ending screen*
Ending Number 1
Wario: Does this mean that we're all weaker the Shy Guys?
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