Lemmy is rushing to Smithy's Keep to rescue his famly from Smithy. When he gets there, he runs to the throne room, jumps on a chandleer, and begins to battle Smithy. He uses his freeze gun to freeze Exor, and then throws his ball at Exor. Exor then falls through the roof and everyone is hurled away.

Lemmy lands in Mario's house. He touches the ghost medal Mario gave him that he is wearing and says, "3 Musty Fears: I  Summon you!" The medal begins to flash, and he knows this means the 3 Musty Fears need him, so Lemmy goes to Monstro Town and slept there in a dream in which he finds out that three flags have been stollen and they are at there previous locations. He wakes up and remembers that Mario, Mallow, Geno, Bowser, and Peach were put under  a spell that made them all wiling to tell the location of the flags.

Lemmy set off to find the three flags. He finds Mario being guarded by Bowser, but Lemmy's surperior eye see's that he is really only a goomba, so he stomps him to death. Mario then joins
Lemmy and tells him that Mallow is in  Nimbus Land.

They find Mallow and then go to Yoster Isle, where they go through a portal to Dionasaur Land.  There, they use a star to get to Star Road. At Star Road they see Geno being held hostage by Smithy. Lemmy freezes Smithy and wishes himself, Mario, Mallow, and Geno back to Dinosaur Land, but they end up at Peach's Castle being held hostage by a Wendy robot. Lemmy destroys the robot and finds out the locations of the flags.

They set off to get them, but the place they have been moved to is the dark dimension where Culex lives.

Mario says, "Wait, Lemmy! Do you still have your freeze gun?"

Lemmy says "Yeah, why?"

"Does it work on anti-matter?"

"No, but I can make it work on both matter and anti-matter at the same time."

"You make it trap fire, wind, water, and ice energy."

"Right!"

Lemmy uses his wand to teleport every one to his room. He hands Mario a Mario Kart game for the modifyed 8 player Super Nintendo and says, "You guys play this while I modify my freeze gun." He goes into his work room................

Hours pass...

Lemmy walks out and says "I'm done!"

Every one tells him they each won a game. He congratulates them and asks, "Mario do you still have the shiny stone?"

"Nope. "

"Let's go get it."

Lemmy grabs 500 Koopa coins and teleports everyone to the fireworks place in Moleville. He buys the fireworks and trades them for the shiny stone he. Then he teleports everyone to the enternce of the dark demention and asks, " What's the plan?"

Mario says "Use your freeze gun on Culex and then trap the crystels when they explode." They go in and follow the plan with everything working perfectly.  With things back to normal they get the flags.

Lemmy trasports to the fear house in Monstro Town and goes to bed. The ghost medal is reactavated, he transports everyone to his room, got his freeze gun, and summons the 3 Musty Fears. He asks if they can find his famly, and Big Boo says he can detect Bowser if Bowser uses the terrorize spell. The 3 Musty
Fears go to search for Lemmy's famly.

Lemmy teleports everyone to Smithy for the "final" battle. He destroys Smithy with the freeze gun, but in one last attempt Smithy blasts the freeze gun, destroying it. On the ground appears the crystals that were
trapped plus a black crystal. They each turn in to a Culex- a fire Culex, and water Culex, and earth Culex, an ice Culex, and a shadow Culex- and became the Culex Rangers.

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The V.R. Troopers stand outside a museum on Earth that used to be a castle owned by a King and Queen who had 7 kids- 6 sons and 1 daughter (sound familer?), when slugs appear. They quickly shout "Trooper Transform we are V.R." (Note: They do this at the very same time Lemmy and the others teleport to Smithy's
Keep; this will be importent later in the story.)

All of the sudden they appear in Smithy's Keep. J.B. sees the battle betewn Smithy and Lemmy and says "Ah,
guys look around! We got 2 monsters fighting (a.k.a Smithy and Lemmy)and we don't have our armor on, not to mention that we're in a totally new place!"

Kareen asks "What do we do?"

Ryan says "Contact Profeor Hert!" He takes out his hand held comunicator that looks like a P.K.A. Meter. YThe device says "V.R. Troopers! If you are receiving this message then you are in anothor dimension. You
can transform for a short time once your virelizer stops flashing. When you are transformed, your armor will flash where your virelizer is before you detransform. At the time when your virelizer stops flashing, you will be able to transform again. The amount of time betewn charges depend on how much power you use. Please leave your name, number, and a message after the beep{beep}."

Hours Pass....................

The Culex Rangers appear, and the V.R. Troopers see that there virelizers have stopped flashing. They shout "Trooper transfrom we are V.R!"

They get the red Culex (Fire Culex) and the blue one (Water Culex) to touch each other, and they both disappear. Then they get the yellow one (Wind Culex) and the green one (Earth Culex) to touch each other, and they both disappear. Geno casts his Geno Blast spell and Shadow Culex disappears. Lemmy explains what happened to the V.R Troopers and tells them to get back to Earth. They (as in every one in the room who is alive) have to recreate the event that took them to Smithy's Keep.

They recreate it.

Now The V.R. Troopers are on Earth and Lemmy and the others are in his room Lemmy has a long face on Mario says, "Lemmy, what's wrong? We beat Smithy and the Culex Rangers!"

Lemmy says, "I know, but we still haven't found my family."

Just then The 3 Musty Fears appear and say, "Lemmy, we know where your dad is."

Lemmy smiles ear to ear.

Lemmy says "Where is he?"

The Three Musty Fears tell him where he is and Lemmy and the others transport there. They find a Chargin Chuck holding Bowser Hostage. With his surperior viison, Lemmy sees his mind is being controlled and thinks to himself, 'Smithy is dead! How can he be controlled? he hasn't even been yeerked!'

Mario takes a feather out of his pocket and puts it on his hat like an Indian and a cape appears on Mario. Mario does his spin attack and Chargin Chuck dies.

Lemmy picks up the note and key that Chargin Chuck dropped, frees Bowser from his cage, and reads the note. The note lists some special magic words. Lemmy speeks the magic words but nothing happens.

Bowser makes a stone with a hole in the top of it appear. He puts his wand in the hole until all that is
visible is its orb. He instructs, "Stack your right and then your left hands on the orb. Then at the same say the magic words."

They do and every one appears next to a Goomba holding Clawdia prisoner. Bowser jumps on him, gets the note and key from him, frees Clawdia, and reads the note. It tells them how to find a certain Piranha Plant.

They follow the instructions and appear by a Piranha Plant holding Ludwig hostage. Peach hits the Piranha Plant with her frying pan and the plant dies. Clawdia gets the note and key, frees Ludwig, and reads the note It tells them how to find a certain Muncher.

They follow the instructions and appear by a Muncher who challenges Lemmy to a one on one any attack fight to the death. Lemmy accepts the challange and shouts, "Clone up!" His clones appear but attack Lemmy instead of the Muncher. Lemmy quickly shouts, "Clone down!" The clones disappear and then Lemmy makes the Muncher want to commit suicide, and the Muncher does.

They do a lot of battling until they find Morton Jr. Lemmy says, "It is to hot!"

Mallow casts his Snowy spell and says, "Lemmy, stay cold with this while we rescue Morton!"

He does so. Once Morton is rescued they continue rescuing the others.

After rescuing Susan B., they appear in Chill Dog Land. Sonic says, "Mario, I challange you to a 1on1 fight to the death! The loser's girlfriend dies too!"

Mario accepts the challange. During the battle, Peach an Sally talk. Peach says. "Sally, do you know why
their risking our lives?"

Sally says, "No, I'll ask Nicole." She takes out her hand held computer and says, "Nicole, do Sonic and Mario have to risk our lives?"

Nicole says, "Mario, yes. Sonic, no."

Sally says, "Nicole, call Robo Sonic. Don't worry, Robo Sonic will kill Sonic. I'll only die if Mario kills Sonic."

Tails and Knuckles come over and say, "We couldn't help over hearing, so Sonic's a traitor fighter!"

Robo Sonic flies down and he and Sonic battle. Robo Sonic strangles Sonic and Sonic presses the self destruct button on Robo Sonic. Sonic explodes and Robo Sonic dies from lack of air. Sally allies with Peach, Knuckles aliies with Susan B., and Tails allies with Roy.

Epilogue:

Lemmy noticeds someone who look somewhat like a Koopa and somewhat like a Korkie. The figure walks out of the glowing circle he is in.

Lemmy says, "Who are you?"

The figure walks back into the circle and then the figure and the circle disappears.

Lemmy transfers everybody to Nintendo Headquarters.  The N.V.G.C.S.A.C, the Nintendo Video Game, Creature, and System Approval Council decides to make Sally, Tails, and Knuckles Nintendo video game characters. They each are given a transfer sheet. Sally's reads:

Name: Princess Sally
Video games in: None
TV shows in: Sonic the Hedgehog
Ocupation: None
Occupation you want: side kick of Princess Peach Toadstool
Company from: Sega
Company to: Nintendo

Tails' reads:
Name: Miles (Tails) Fox
Video games in: Sonic 2, 3, and Sonic 3D
TV shows in: Sonic the Hedgehog and Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Ocupation: side kick of Sonic the Hedgehog
Ocupation you want: side kick of Roy Koopa
Company from: Sega
Company to: Nintendo

Knuckles' reads:

Name: Knuckles
Video games in: Sonic 3, Sonic 3D, and Sonic and Knuckles
TV shows in: None
Occupation: side kick of Sonic side, before that sidekick of Robotnic
Occupation you want: side kick of Susan B. Koopa
Company from: Sega
Company to: Nintendo

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