Now we are here, at last, the finale. YES!
Chapter 10: For Whom the Bell Tolls
Smithy hits Yaridovich again, knocking the robot to the ground. Smithy grabs Yaridovich by the neck and pulls the robot up. Yaridovich thrusts his spear at Smithy, who absorbs it briefly thn shoots it back out. Yaridovich catches it.
Smithy: How easily you forget that I can copy the abilities of anything metallic.
Yaridovich: Well, then, have some lightning!
Yaridovich twirls his spear, blowing Smithy to the ground for a few seconds. Yaridovich takes the time to run back up the stairs. On the roof, he sees Red beating an injured Tatanga. Yaridovich grabs Red and throws the Axem Ranger off the roof, knowing Red should be back in a matter of minutes but assuming this will be enough. Smithy comes back up and dives toward Yaridovich, who smacks his former master with the handle itself instead of his head. Smithy takes little damage.
Smithy: You think a mere handle can do a lot to my body? I'll have to teach you the truth about how to hurt someone!
Smithy's head transforms into his magic one. Lightning bolts begin raining down as Yaridovich does backflips to avoid them. He then runs and jumps, smacking the strongest and weakest head with the handle, cracking it. Smithy staggers a bit and falls down, then changes to the tank head.
Smithy: Yaridovich, now that I have you right where I want you, I think I'll ruin your life before I end it. Do you know why the Spork wasn't there?
Yaridovich: I'm assuming it was never there and you found some other means of escape...
Smithy: Wrong! The Axem Rangers found this place one day, the same night as when you and Croco were busy in Marrymore...
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Blue: Why are we on this pitiful planet anyway?
Red: It's simple. We are here searching for some weapons for Smithy to absorb upon his second arrival to Plit.
Blue: Then why are we in Cyprus?!
Black: I was asking myself the same question.
Red: Look, we are here for a break.
Green: Where is Silver anyway?
Red: I don't know. Silver should be somewhere around here...
Silver: Hey! Come over here!
The Axems run to where Silver is, by the ocean. He's soaking wet, carrying a chest.
Silver: I went into the water to look for rare minerals to aid Smithy's building. Down there, I found a city. I did a bit of searching and discovered that the city was Atlantis! I remembered what Smithy told us to look out for, so I got it and here it is.
Red: Wow, that's the longest line you've ever said. What was it he said for us to look out for anyway?
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Yaridovich: So you had it-
Smithy: All along. Now prepare to die!
Smithy begins shooting bullets at Yaridovich, who is barely dodging them. As he does, Tatanga creeps up behind the powerhouse and slams his fists hard on his head. Smithy turns and grabs Tatanga. He's about to throw Tatanga off when Yaridovich rips off the gun for the tank head by reaching over Smithy. Yaridovich quickly removes his own arm and puts the gun on instead. Smithy changes to his magic head.
Smithy: Shall we finish this?!
Smithy leaps and smacks with his hammer, then throws Yaridovich into a wall with a spell. He then turns and throws Tatanga into Yaridovich, hard. Tatanga falls, out cold, while Yaridovich gets up slowly and is immediately hit by another spell. The robot gets up yet again, but is once again shot by a magical blast.
Smithy: Why don't you just give up?! You might as well just shoot yourself with that tank hand!
While Smithy says this, Yaridovich shoots a bullet at Smithy, blowing him to the ground. Yaridovich then rips off an arm from the magic head and his own remaining arm, and puts the magic arm on. Smithy gets up.
Smithy: Vermin, you should know better than to try me.
Smithy regrows his arm, then shoots a magical blast at his creation, blowing Yaridovich into a wall. Smithy walks over and pulls up his opposition, and is about to throw Yaridovich down when Axem Red runs up.
Red: You shouldn't bother, Smithy. The fall down there won't harm him at all, and it will allow him to escape.
Smithy: This is true. He should be beaten enough for you to weaken things up, as I need not sully my hands further.
Smithy throws Yaridovich to Red, who hits Yaridovich hard with the axe. As Smithy watches the fight, Tatanga creeps up on him and grabs his former employer by the head. Smithy begins firing spells wildly to get the alien off, and eventually grabs Tatanga and tosses him over the edge of the tower. He walks over to see Tatanga's remains, and is kicked in the face hard by Tatanga, who had grabbed onto the edge of the tower. As Smithy takes a few shots in the gut from Tatanga, he feels something hard hit his back. He knocks down Tatanga, and then turns to see Axem Red laying motionless. Yaridovich stands poised, and fires a missle. He follows with a magical blast that envelopes the missile, hitting his creator hard. Smithy falls to the ground with a thud. Yaridovich walks over and looks down at his former boss. Yaridovich fires a shot from the gun, and he and Tatanga step back as Smithy explodes. Red stumbles up and looks, seeing Smithy's remains.
Red: YOU WON?!
Yaridovich: You thought I wouldn't?
Well, either way, go get the other Axems and follow us back to Plit, slave.
Chapter 11: Conquer
Yaridovich: I thought you were supposed to be fast at building ships and such! What's taking so long?!
Tatanga: Look, if we're going to make this partnership work, we're going to have to get along. And besides, I'm used to building my own technology, not Exors and Blades and the like.
Yaridovich: I guess you're right. I'm going to go see how everything else is going. By the way, I want you to build a new type of ship called the G Vort. I put together the plans myself and designed it to be the most powerful ship in history. The designs are behind a safe hidden under Smithy's... err, YOUR desk. The combination is 4-15-0. Remember it because I will have to kill you if I have to tell you again, for safety measures.
Yaridovich walks to the Axem Rangers, who are working extremely quickly in fear of angering Yaridovich at all.
Yarodovich: Excellent. Don't think you can get off that easily though. You can rest assured that the first time any of you screws up, I'll kill all seven of you.
Yaridovich walks into an office where he sees Mack and Bowyer both building a desk, with Mack's bouncing substituting for a hammer.
Yaridovich: So, everything going well with building my office?
Mack: Yep! So, we're getting to go on as soon as we finish, right?
Yaridovich: Well, there's a few more jobs I have in mind. Actually I'd rather have you two around as guards. And believe me, my guards will be treated much better than my workers.
Bowyer: Nya, good that sounds, nya!
Yaridovich: Good.
So, for the next year, the group builds and grows. Eventually, there is an entire fleet of Exors and Blades, all filled to bursting with soldiers, in Yaridovich and Tatanga's group, which has no true name but is known by most as the New Smithy Gang. One night The New Smithy Gang invades the Mushroom Kingdom. It is a very peaceful night, as all of the citizens are in the midst of an almost daily parade celebrating Bowser being defeated yet again. Just as the parade is closing, 100 Exors crash to the ground, as well as 50 Blades. A ton of troops storm out of each of the machines. Mario leaps down off the float he's on and begins fighting them off, to no avail. Toad runs to get Luigi, and Mario, Peach, Yoshi, and a few Toads try to fight off as many troops as possible. Luigi and Toad get back and fight to no avail, as soon the heroes are badly injured and forced to run, with all of the citizens following. The armada then heads to the Beanbean Kingdom and Sarasaland, easily taking both under the control of Yaridovich and Tatanga. A few weeks later, after taking many of the lands from the RPGs, Yaridovich and Tatanga are discussing what to go for next.
Yaridovich: We should go on and take the Strudel Continent, then regroup a bit and head for Nimbus Land.
Tatanga: I disagree. How tough can Nimbus Land be if we even blew through the Mario Bros. anyway?
Yaridovich: Excellent point. However, I believe that we should be careful. I have the feeling that all of the armies we've conquered have a plan of some sort. We need time to rebuild so that we may fight off all armies.
Tatanga: You can rest easy, Yaridovich. Sarasaland's army is the only one that even put up a true fight.
Yaridovich: True, but Sarasaland knew to expect us. The others did not. Thus, they now have had time to prepare a plan and an actual army.
Tatanga: Believe me, I have everything ready. We shall conquer Nimbus Land, or I will give you permission to kill me on the spot.
Yaridovich: Fine. If you're willing to bet your life, then I'm willing to take a chance with this.
The next night, the group sends an armada of Exors and Blades into Nimbus Land. The militia lands, and the troops run out hurriedly. An enourmous army awaits, one made of troops from every military on Plit.
Yaridovich: I told you! I guess at this point though, all we can do is fight!
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Kamek: The New Smithy Gang was easily
outpowered by the alliance, and Yaridovich almost died in the encounter
fighting Bowser and Mallow. However, just as things started to look grim
for the evil army, Tatanga arrived in the G Vort, the powerful ship Yaridovich
had designed. The G Vort easily destroyed many people, and all focus shifted
to destroying the ship. However, the ship seemed impervious, and it was.
Yaridovich and Tatanga took Nimbus Land, and soon the entire planet. And
this is how we came to be under the rule of the New Smithy Gang.
Epilogue: Robbery
One year after the victory in Nimbus Land, Yaridovich sits on his throne in his palace, which had recently been erected in Robo Land. Just as he is about to call for one of his servants, a Drill Bit comes in.
Yaridovich: What business do you have with me?
Drill Bit: Sorry to intrude, Your Highness, but it seems as though the design plans for the G Vort have been stolen.
Yaridovich: There is no thief in the world who could pull off a robbery in this building without being caught. The only one who could is dead. As for you, as you lost it you shall be exterminated.
Yaridovich shoots his cannon at the poor Drill Bit. The minion explodes.
Yaridovich: I will not tolerate failures of any kind.
The End... For Now...
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