Part 3: Valin's Devilish Plot of Inpending
Doom
Chapter 21:You can't have your games
and play them, too
Back at Benjamen's house the next day...
Ben: Hmm...
Ben is inspecting his new toy. Yoshi sits beside him to see.
Ben: Came from nobody, don't know what it is... Hmm... This thing is weird.
Yoshi: Looks like leftover Tasty Tonic.
Ben: Well... I think we'd be-
Before he can finish his sentence, the "Super Koopa Bros" game cartridge flashs and zooms over to the toy robot. Then, the cartridge sticks tight to its foot.
Yoshi: Dude, I told you it was possessed!
Ben: No, it's n-
Then, Ben's Nintendo 64 comes flying up and sticks to the front of the robot as tight as possible.
Ben: I stand corrected.
Yoshi: Man, we've got to see what this thing is!
Ben: Aw, come on. It can't b-
Then the most evil thing happens. All the toys Ben got in his life form arund the robot. A blinding flash of light hurts the eyes of the two inocent bystanders. The contraption forms into...
Henchman 2: THE MAGNUS VON GRAPPLE DELUXE!!!
Yoshi: Lord Crump?
Well, not quite. Lord Crump has transformed into a spirit-possesed robot, the Magnus Von Grapple Deluxe. A small figure sits inside the mighty hunk of metal. It is the spirit of Lord Crump, secondhand helper when Sir Grodus was alive and well.
Crump: Better believe it, kiddies! I, the handsome Lord Crump, shall destroy the Koopalings, and that oversized turtle, too!
Ben: It can't be! Lord Crump?! I thought you were done for!
Crump: Well, duh. I'm the SPIRIT of Lord Crump! It said that three captions ago!
Yoshi: We don't care! Time to go down, Crumpy!
Crump: How dare you make fun of my beautiful name?! Time to go down, kiddos! Wait, I'll just get to Bowser's castle and destroy him first!
Ben: I can't believe I'm saying this... Not if we can help it!
Crump: That so?
Crump bursts out of the house.
Ben: I just had this place remade!
Yoshi: Thats it. I'm sueing "Trading Spaces"!
Ben: No time! After him!
Crumpy-meister is running about a mile ahead. The Magnus Von Grapple Deluxe shakes the ground with every footstep.
Crump: Ahahahahahaha!!! My master will be as pleased as I will be after I destroy King Koopa!
Then, a torpedo hits Lord C. in the back.
Crump: Hey! Hold up! What gives?!
Ben come running right next to Lord Crump.
Ben: I gives.
Yoshi comes up in some military plane and starts shooting the massive contraption.
Crump: Augh! Cut it out! Okay! I give up!
Ben: Whew!
Crump: Not!
Crump disappears in a blinding flash of light.
Ben: That was too odd...
Yoshi: Come on! We have to get the others! Something is going down and I know it!
Chapter 22: Lunch Break
Iggy: More sugar, love?
Goombette: Why, yes!
Koovan: Oh brother...
Iggy, Larry, Goombette and Koovan are sitting at a picnic table outside. Koovan is inspecting Larry's injury while Goombette and Iggy are chatting amicably.
Larry: I dont feel safe anymore...
Larry's injury increases in size.
Larry: Yup. Definitely not safe!
Koovan: Relax! You just need some time! It'll wear off...
Larry: (raspy voice) Event- Eep!
Larry covers his moulth.
Larry: (still raspy) Aaaa-ack!
Koovan: This is getting out of hand!
Larry: I can't stand it! I'm getting back at Ricky!
Koovan: I feel the same way...
Goombette: We agree. What a scoundrel. Right, Iggy-poo?
Koovan smacks his face.
Larry: (whispering) Well, I hope we can fix this...
Iggy: We'll get that annoyance! And we'll help Ludwig.
Larry and Goombette: What happened to Ludwig?
Koovan: Iggy stumbled over a rock onto his frozen body. We have a freezer at hand.
Iggy: Wait... ice? I know exactly who to see!
Iggy runs off. Later...
Iggy: Well, I asked Morton before and he said no, he hates the cold, you like the cold, get it? I need you to help soon or we'll all be frozen!
Lemmy: I dunno...
Iggy: Don't make me do it.
Lemmy: Oh no...
Iggy pouts.
Lemmy: Oh dear god, no.
Iggy gives the puppy dog eyes.
Lemmy: Ack! No! I can't take it!
Iggy starts shedding tears.
Lemmy: Okay! I'll help! Take me to the others!
Chapter 23: Deep Sea Assault
Wendy: So, you want me to dive in the briny depths of the lake in Mr. Ox's submarine, take a sample from the water, and probably have something bad happen to us, possibly death?
Roy: Yes. I know we don't get along together, but this is urgent.
Wendy: Just one condition.
Roy: Yeah?
Wendy: I drive.
Roy: Grr... fine. Come on, let's go. Mr. Ox is waiting.
Wendy and Roy scurry to the "Master Ox" as fast as they can go. This isn't actually very fast, but they make it..
Mr. Ox: Finally. Now, get in there!
So they do, and plunge down to the depths of the lake.
Wedny: Oooo... It's so-
Roy: Watery? Yeah. We could've known that.
Suddenly, a big shadowy figure floats in front of the Master Ox. It turns out to be...
Valin: Guess who?
Roy: Whatever you are, you're goin' down!
Roy presses a button to launch a torpedo at Valin, but Valin dodges it faster than you can say "cheese".
Valin: Okay tough guy, wanna have fun? This is gonna be cool as ice!
Valin shoots a beam from his staff. It goes through the windshield of the Master Ox and freezes Roy.
Wendy: Ack! I retreat!
Valin: You'd better. But I will have vengance!
Wendy drives the Master Ox to the top of the water in the shed. Mr. Ox seems a bit befuddled.
Mr. Ox: What's going o- ROY! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Wendy: Some creepy blue monkey froze him! He's coming for me!!!
Mr. Ox: I'll inspect Roy. You get some rest.
Wendy: Fine.
Wendy rushes back to her cabin.
Chapter 24: Spy Story
It's late evening. Iggy, Lemmy, and Koovan are about to go snooping around Cabin Zero.
Lemmy: Ready, Iggy?
Iggy: Yeah.
Goombette: Now you be carful, you three! I'll take good care of Larry!
Koovan: Sure. Let's move out.
Iggy: One thing.
Lemmy: Yeah?
Iggy: How are we gonna find Cabin Zero?! There is no Cabin Zero.
Koovan points to a cabin with a bunch of graffiti scribbled on it. Above the door hangs a sign with a big "0" on it.
Iggy: Hehe... Wwell, let's go.
Meanwhile in Cabin Zero...
Gastlis: Yo Ivanna, do we have any more titanium aloy soda cans?
Ivanna: Here.
Ivanna tosses three titanium aloy soda cans to Gastlis.
Ivanna: Knock yourself out.
Gastlis starts crushing the cans and adding them to what looks like a model of a ray gun. Then a knock is at the door.
Gastlis: Come on in.
Iggy opens the door followed by Koovan and Lemmy.
Ivanna: Lemmy, Iggy, and Koovan?
Lemmy: Y-yes.
Ivanna: You'd better have a good reason for comin' here.
Koovan: Yes. A very good reason.
Lemmy: Wow!
Lemmy rolls over to Gastlis's creation.
Lemmy: That looks like my Freeze Gun!
Gastlis: Really? I meant for it to look like a Titanium-X-15-Plasma-Enjector-Ray. Oh well. I guess it does look like your Freeze Gun!
Koovan: Well you see, Ms. Robotnic, it's very urgent.
Ivanna: Shoot.
Koovan: Well, Larry fell into the lake two days ago and injured himself very badly and it left his arm a neon green and the spot is getting bigger and now his voice is very raspy and I blame Ricky because he blamed me for hurting La-
Ivanna: Cut it out! You sound like Morton.
Iggy: Just a paragraph longer and he gets the job.
So Koovan takes it easy and tells the Robotnic twins the whole story, with the falling and the blaming and, oh, you know what I'm talking about. Koovan's story ends about a minute later.
Ivanna: So... that's what happened?
Iggy: Yes sir- I mean ma'am, sir.
Ivanna: As if I haven't heard that before, Hop.
A beeping is heard.
Lemmy: I'll get that.
Lemmy takes out Ludwig's Comuno-Screen-1000.
Iggy: Hey, wher'd you get that?
Lemmy: I found Ludwig. I took it.
Gastlis: And I thought you would say you got it off the Internet.
Ivanna: Well I tell ya, Gastlis and I were top of the line spies once.
Gastlis: I'd really, really like for you to not bring it up.
Lemmy: Uh-huh... yeah... what? No... yes... okay. Seeya.
Iggy: Who was that?
Lemmy: Jazzman. He said Lord Crump is back.
Iggy: I thought he died!
Lemmy: Well check up at chapter 21!
Iggy: Uh, hello? I don't have a laptop. You should've known that.
Lemmy: You just spent your coins on that Big Mac!
Koovan: No time for fighting. Wait... Ivanna?
Ivanna: I can hear every word you're saying... Oh, and here.
Ivanna gives Iggy a laptop.
Iggy: Nice site!
Lemmy: *sigh*
Gastlis: I think your dilema has...
Iggy: Been solved?
Gastlis: Indeed not. We just have to wait a few days to see what happens to Larry, then we'll decide what to do...
Koovan: Seeya.
Koovan, Iggy, and Lemmy leave.
Ivanna: A couple of days? Well, do you know what happened to Larry?
Gastlis: I might... I just have to build something...
Ivanna: Like what?
Gastlis: You'll see soon enough...
Chapter 25: Back in the Mushroom Kingdom
Somewhere around the Koopa Keep, Bowser is running around frantically as Clawdia chases after him.
Bowser: They haven't been back in DAYS!!! WHERE ARE THOSE TWIRPS?!
Clawdia: They're probably still in the pipe home. I'm sure they're fine...
Bowser: Notice they've been gone for 50 days? They were supposed to come back at the end of the month!
Clawdia: I'm sure they're oka-
Annoying Mushoomer: Shut up you $%&*&**&(*%$^&*&^ morons!
Bowser burns up the annoying mushroomer.
Annoying Mushroomer: Medic.
Bowser: I wish I knew where they were! They probably died!
Clawdia: Stop saying that... They aren't dead. Like I said, there might be a small problem, not a biggie.
Bowser: I dunno... I wonder...
Clawdia: Wonder what?
Bowser: Maybe, just maybe, someone could go check on them... I know just who!
Bowser dashes into the Koopa Keep and runs back with Wendy's cell phone. Bowser quickly punches in the phone number and waits for a reply.
Person on the other end of the line: 'Ello?
Bowser: Bro?
Wart: Bowser? Good to hear from ya!
Bowser: Wart, I have a problem! I sent my kids to camp and they've been gone WAY TOO LONG! I need you to send "you-know-who" down to Camp Greenlake!
Wart: She's already left! I saw the ad and sent her on her way last week!
Bowser hangs up.
Clawdia: Who were you talking to?
Bowser: Wart. Everything will be okay... we can only hope...
Chapter 26: ???'s Plan
???: Crump has been defeated?
Voice 1: Yes... Stupid brutes, Yoshi and Ben!
Voice 2: Hush, Brother!
Voice 3: Sssshall we cower in fear, Masssster?
???: Yes! I remain very angry! Wait...
??? presses a button making a screen come down from the ceiling with a radar on it. A big red square and two small yellow circles are spotted on the radar.
Voice 2: Are those people who I think they are?
???: Yes, henchmen.
Voice 3: I think people already know who you may be, Masssster...
???: You, henchmen! Rush of to Camp Greenvomit and lay your creation in their path!
Voices 1, 2, and 3: YES, ???!
Chapter 27: Stan the Artist
Ben and Yoshi are walking in Mushroom Town.
Ben: Well, Crump is down. We still need to find out what's goin' down.
Yoshi: Well, we should find Karma and Jazzman. Look! There they are.
Karma and Jazzman are chowing down on chili dogs. Yoshi and Ben run over.
Ben: Hey guys!
Karma: Hah! Beat you, Jazzman!
Jazzman: No fair! I only had ten! You started early.
Ben: Guys! We fought the spirit of Lord Crump, and I lost all my games, my Nintendo 64, computer, TV, and a bunch of other technology!
Yoshi: It wasn't our fault! Lord Crump said something about his master being displeased! We need help!
Karma and Jazzman stare at each other in silence, then burst out laughing.
Jazzman: Gwahahaha! Man, Bro, you crack me up!
Karma: Oh no! Lord Crump! Wahahahahahaha!!!
???: Hold it, you look perfect!
Karma: Huh?
Karma, Jazzman, Ben, and Yoshi look over their shoulders to see a mere human drawing a picture of a Goomba posing right in front of him.
Person: Finished!
The human shows the picture he drew of the Goomba and the Goomba freaks out.
Goomba: IT'S HIDIOUS! GET IT AWAY! YOU STINK, STAN!
Stan: Aww, darn. I ju-
Goomba: STOP BLABBING AND DO SOMETHING NON-MUTANT FOR A CHANGE!
The Goomba runs off.
Stan: CURSE YOU GOOMBAS!
Yoshi walks up to him.
Yoshi: Excuse me. I'm Yoshi. What's your name?
Stan: You're playing innocent with me, aren't you?
Yoshi: No. I'm friendly, sweet, cute-
Karma: No you're not.
Yoshi: Fine, I'm special.
Jazzman: I wont agree with that either, Bro.
Stan: Anyway, I'm Stan. I'm an artist in Lemmy's Land.
Karma: What would a human be doing in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Stan: I fell in a pipe. Green, it was.
Jazzman: Well, come to my house, guys. Let's just chat.
So they do... at Jazzman's Pad...
Stan: ...So that's how I got here.
Jazzman: You fell down a pipe when you where ten?
Yoshi: I thought you were an artist, not a comedian.
Ben: I find it strange.
Karma: Well, it may seem so, but we have to find out how Lord Crump was revived.
Ben: It says how in the first chapter of this part.
Stan: Well, uh, I'd like to, uh, stay in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Karma: This world is as dangerous as smelling Toad's toes.
Yoshi: I thought he didn't have toes. just little stubs stuck to his underside.
Stan: I don't care about Toad. I care about finding out what's up.
Yoshi: Toad is as inconsiderate as five-year-old cheese.
Karma: Well, Stan is right. I agree with Yoshi, too.
Yoshi: Thank you.
Stan: Well, uh, I think we should go to my place.
So they go there. Stan opens the doors, showing a long corridor.
Everone but Stan: Wow...
The walls are covered with pictures of various creatures of the Mushroom Kingdom. From Areo to Z-Yux, everything was beutiful. Well, in some peoples' opinions, probably hidious. Stan makes anything into a mutant with his amazing artistic work.
Stan: Lookie here.
Stan dashes over to a picture of a Phanto, or at least it looks like one.
Stan: Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Karma: Is that a pumpkin, or Bowser?
Stan: *sigh* I will show you more... Come on...
Chapter 28: Gastlis's Invention
Koovan, Iggy, and Lemmy leave for their cabins. The next morning, loud machinery can be heard working. Gastlis and Ivanna are working on something with titanium alloy soda cans. The commotion wakes everyone else up. Koovan, Goombette, Lemmy, and Iggy dash off to Cabin Zero to investigate.
Ivanna: Glad you guys are up.
Koovan: By the Koopa of Purple Darkness, what are you two doing?!
Gastlis: Making a new invention.
Koovan: I hope I can hurt it. It looks weird.
Gastlis: You won't be able to. I call my invention, I.D.I.O.T.S.
Goombette: I.D.I.O.T.S? You're an idiot.
Gastlis: You may be right.
Iggy: She might be, indeed.
Gastlis flicks a couple switches and punches a couple buttons, and the droid finally activates.
I.D.I.O.T.S: Greeting: Hello. I am I.D.I.O.T.S, Intelegent Droid Is Obviously Totaly Superb. Glad to be of assistance.
Thumbs: It is the newest and best creation ever. It has three sets of interchangable laser eyes, marcro-hydraulic jump-a-tronic wheels, super-smogobulating automo-arms, and an extendable octo-claw back gage, and is powered by three seperate Twin Turbo-900 SP5 Kung-Fu titanium/lithium alloy processers, which were all built into a virtualy indestructible flexo-growmonic endoskeleton that harnesses the power to punch cinder blocks, crush steel in its vise-like grasp. and plow mercilessy through poorly written run-on sentences.
Gastlis: It can also slice bagels.
Ivanna: You and your bagels.
I.D.I.O.T.S: Statement: Er... well, I was programmed to locate the, uh, location of our projective's home-town.
Pink:And to think he made a baker.
Iggy:Well, lets see.
Iggy steps up to I.D.I.O.T.S. A small area opens up to reveal an area scanner.
I.D.I.O.T.S.:Resource Found: Enemy from Cackletta's Castle.
Gastlis:Black-Fire is Cackletta's servant.
I.D.I.O.T.S.:Warning: My sensors indicate intruder in Cabin 2. Specification of intruder unknown.
Iggy:Probably Valin.
Gastlis:Valin?
Goombette:Valin the Murderous. Or otherwise known as Valin the Quick...hes the best scoundrel in Cackletta's fleet.
Gastlis:Odd...my security sensors didin't pick up any intruders...
I.D.I.O.T.S.: Statement: Your sensors are frozen...sensors indicate that Roy B. Koopa and Ludwig Von K. Koopa have been frozen by this...Valin, somehow.
Gastlis:Send out our troops...we have
some work to do...
Chapter 29: Teela and Karma Reunite?!
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Meanwhile, back in the Mushroom Kingdom...Stan, Jazzman, Karma, Yoshi and Ben are sitting in Stan's living room...talking about the delema with Lord Crump.
Karma:Oh, gee. This sounds bad...
Yoshi:I agree...Jazzman, pass me some more chips!
Jazzman:No way, man!!!
Yoshi licks some chips out of Jazzman's hand.
Jazzman:Hey!!!
Karma:This reminds me of Teela somehow...I wonder where she is...
Jazzman:Ah, Teela...a cool cat...Yoshi with fangs..some say she's a vampire...witch seems logi-
Karma:I've had enough! This is just garbage! Lord Crump died and is never coming back!!! Nor is Teela a vampire! I'm outta here!
Karma storms out.
Jazzman:Karma? I didin't mean it...wow, that gal has major anger problems...
Karma left. Anyway, meanwhile in the nearby woods...a Yoshi and a bird are having a delema with some robotic dog...
Bird:Chirp!
Yoshi:Hang on, Chirpy!
The robotic canine caught on fast. Steam fuming from it's mouth and pipes on it's back blasting somewhat large embers. It had sharp teeth with black ends and had large, red claws. It had four long, thin tails, all tipped with a dash of a blood-red color. It's eyes glared light blue with yellow pupils. The dog gave a very deep tone bellow, and the speed of it increased. Little did the yoshi know that she and her best friend would reunite. Anywho...Karma is storming into the forest.
Karma:Shes no vampire, she was born that way...
Before she could say any more, the big robotic dog leaped over her and trned to face her. It snarled angrily.
Karma:Son of a gun, what the #$@# is THAT?!
The yoshi and her bird tumbled into Karma and, unfortunatly, land in front of the robotic flea hound.
Dog:Arrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.............
Yoshi:K-Karma?
Karma:Teela?! Your here?! And this is a bad time!!! What is that...thing?!?!?
Chirpy:Chirp!
The robotic dog fumed many embers angrily.
Teela:We are SO doomed...
Chirpy:Chirp!
Dog:*click* *whirr*
Teela:What?
Dog:Err...bark?
Karma:Hold it...
Dog:*sort of british accent*Err...*click* S-sorry.
Teela:It's British!
Dog:Sorry, someone overided my circuts...my name is 3X4 Sternsolia K-9 Unit.
Teela:Sterns?
Sterns:Good enough.
Karma:Why where you chasing us.
Sterns:Well, just a loose circut...not a big problem...
Teela:Why are you here? Where did you come from?
Sterns:What a sticky-wicket! I came from Camp Greenlake! I'm master G's dog/loyal assistant.
Chirpy:Chirp?
Sterns:I might as well take you to Greenlake...
Karma:Isin't that where the koopalings are?
Sterns:I'll explain on the way. Hop on!
With a roaring sound, embers shot out
of the pipes and the threesome hoped on, hoping to find out what was going
down.
Chapter 30: Scoundrels
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Somewhere out in the dessert near the pipe to Camp Greenlake in a tent pitched up in a sand dune.
Voice 1:Well, he isin't here yet! You lied to us!
Voice 2:Silence! He'll come!
Voice 3:Ssssure...
Voice 2:Quiet! Sterns will come with our enimes...for now we can only hope!
Voice 1:Your just a rotten liar!
Voice 3:Hussssh, young brother!
Sterns comes rushing down the dirt road at a high speed. Voice 1 gives Voice 2 ten bucks.
Voice 2:Into the trap those little pests go.
On Sterns...
Chirpy:Chirp!
Teela:What is it Chirpy?
Suddenly, a loud boom is heard. Turns out that the path had been turned into a hole by some bomb.
Sterns:Oh dear...it's to big to walk around...
Voice 1:Got that right, critens!
Teela:Whos there?
Voice 2:Gwahahahaha! Fear us, for we shall be your doom!
Voice 3:Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.......look!
A bus is speeding down the road twards our awkward third party of heros. All of their lifes could be at end...Voice 2 dosen't seen to care and laughs manically.
Voice 2:Good...very good...
What is going on here? Who are these three devilish demons? Will Gastlis and the others track down Valin? And will Larry be okay? We will find out soon enough...in part 4!
Part 4:
Demons, Mutants and Mood Swings, Oh
My!
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