Part Eleven: Jokes End
Now that Mario and Luigi have all the pieces of the Beanstar, they head to Beanbean Castle. Once there they see Lady Lima.
Lady Lima: Oh good, you’re here!
She takes them to the main hall. There Prince Peasley and Toadsworth also reside.
Lady Lima: Okay! Now attach the Beanstar Pieces!
Luigi: How?
Lady Lima: Well isn’t it obvious? Just throw them up in the air!
Luigi: I don’t think that’s going to work…
Lady Lima: Silence, fool! You are not as important as I am! JUST DO IT!
Luigi: Okay.
He tosses the pieces high in the air. They fall back down, hitting everyone except Mario, who tripped over some unstable air.
All: Ouch!
Lady Lima: What did I tell you? It didn’t work! Honestly you should listen to your elders!
Luigi: But you told me to do that!
Lady Lima: Silence! I guess we’ll have to do this the hard way.
She leaves. As she passes by him Toadsworth holds out a present he was wrapping towards her. She ignores him.
Toadsworth: Oh why?! Why doesn’t she love me?
Luigi: Weren’t you two doing great before? What happened?
Toadsworth: Oh, soon after you left, she grew more distant from me! She kept mumbling about conquering and Mushroom Kingdoms, she completely forgot about me!
Luigi: Wait, what?
Toadsworth: And she keeps spending all her time with HIM!
He points at Prince Peasley.
Prince Peasley: What? I didn’t do anything!
Queen Bean’s voice calls down.
Queen Bean: No lying! No food for YOU, Mister!
Prince Peasley: Aw Mom!
Lady Lima comes back carrying some glue and tape.
Lady Lima: All right, let’s do this!
Toadsworth: Wait! Don’t you wanna see my present?
Lady Lima: No.
Toadsworth: But why?!
Lady Lima: Go away.
Toadsworth: Fine!
He stands by the wall.
Lady Lima: Are you ready?
Luigi: For what?
Voice: The Beanstar Piece Minigame!
Walls fall around Lady Lima, Mario, and Luigi.
Luigi: What? What’s happening?!
Voice: Lady Lima shall be attempting to reattach the Beanstar Pieces. Luigi’s job is to protect her from Mario, while he runs around trying to stop her. You have one minute! 3… 2… 1… GO!
Lady Lima begins working on the Pieces.
Luigi: Uh… What’s going on?
Mario: ATTACK!
Mario jumps on Luigi, knocking him to the ground, and then proceeds to smash him with his hammer.
Luigi: OW!
Luigi begins to flail about wildly. One of his legs catches Mario on the hand and the hammer goes flying. Mario gets up and runs to get the hammer. Suddenly a bat fall from the sky (even though there is a ceiling) and lands next to Mario.
Mario: Mamamia!
While Luigi staggers to his feet, Mario picks up the bat.
Voice: 45 seconds left!
Mario: WHEE!
Luigi: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Mario begins racing after Luigi with the bat. A large hammer falls down into Luigi’s hands. Luigi’s arms are forced to move up and down.
Luigi: What’s going on?!
Mario: Oh NOOOOOO!
He runs from the wildly swinging hammer.
Voice: 30 seconds left!
The hammer disappears. Mario grins.
Luigi: Uh oh.
Mario dashes at him. Luigi dodges and Mario taps Lady Lima.
Lady Lima: Oh no! Now I can’t work on the Beanstar for ten seconds! Now would be a good time to catch up on my plotting, though!
Luigi: What? No, work on the Beanstar!
Mario: Okeydokey!
Voice: 20 seconds left!
Mario picks up a sword made entirely out of energy, and swings at Luigi. Luigi barely dodges!
Luigi: AHH! What are you, insane?
Mario: Okeydokey!
Mario continues to attack.
Lady Lima: Okay, time to work again!
Mario gets Luigi cornered. He prepares to swing!
Voice: 10 seconds left!
A large yellow ball falls on Luigi, intercepting the sword strike. The ball floats in the air. The sword, upon contact with the ball, flies out of Mario’s hand.
Luigi: Ow.
Voice: 5 seconds left!
Mario picks up a Green Shell and advances on Luigi.
Voice: 4 seconds left!
Mario throws the shell! It flies towards Luigi!
Voice: 3 seconds left!
The yellow ball floats down! The shell hits it and the ball spins around and opens up, spewing its contents all over the place!
Voice: 2 seconds left!
The items inside turn out to be Bob-ombs! They land by the Bros!
Voice: 1 second left!
The Bob-ombs prepare to explode!
Voice: Game-
Lady Lima: Done!
Voice: -Complete! Well done!
The walls and items disappear. Lady Lima holds up the shiny Beanstar!
Lady Lima: Yes!
Suddenly a Beanbean person runs in.
Beanbean Person: Sorry to bother you, but that giant, gender-confused turtle thing came by and dropped off this!
He holds up a Gameboy Advance. Toadsworth takes it and looks it over.
Toadsworth: Secret Message 2? I don’t know… the other one wasn’t very good. After the opening all you did was make sandwiches and design ugly robots.
Lady Lima: Shut up, you fool! This is no game!
She takes it away from him.
Toadsworth: *sniffle* You’re so mean!
Lady Lima: I don’t care.
She turns it on. A hologram of Bowletta appears.
Bowletta: Eeyah ha ha! Now that you have assembled the Beanstar, I want you to bring it to the place where all of Bubbles's jokes end up, Jokes End! And don’t even try to go under the ocean; I know you can’t breathe underwater! Eeyah- FAWFUL!
Fawful: Yes, Mistress?
Bowletta: Stop it with the sandwiches! You made three dozen!
Fawful: But the princess is hungry!
Princess Peach: Not for your sandwiches! You only put jam and mustard on them! I command that you eat them!
Fawful: Eeyah ha ha! Surely you jest! I shall not-
Bowletta: Fawful.
Fawful: Yes, O great and glorious jam-filled mustardy Bowletta whose beauty is not really there as you are a giant mutated turtle but you’re perfectness is still as sandwichy as ever and-
Bowletta: Eat the sandwiches.
Fawful: Shoot.
Bowletta: Ack! Is this thing still on! Turn it off!
A blast of flame shoots out and the picture goes out. Then a screen pops up.
Voice: Would you like to start a new file?
Toadsworth: HA! It IS a game!
Lady Lima: Oh shut up!
She starts to walk away.
Toadsworth: Wait! Don’t you want your present?
Lady Lima: No. I don’t want ANYTHING from an ugly, smelly, stupid, old, Mushroom-headed FOOL!
Toadsworth: I’m not old! I’m only 79!
Lady Lima: That’s ancient!
Toadsworth: Oh yeah? Well… I think you’re not REALLY a queen’s person thingy, I think you’re just pretending!
Lady Lima: How can you say such a thing?! DIE!
She charges at Toadsworth. What then happens is probably one of the most pathetic shows of immaturity ever, as they bite and slap and pull hair.
Luigi: Right… I think now would be a good time to leave.
He and Mario edge to the door. However they are stopped by Prince Peasley!
Prince Peasley: I am most upset with you.
Luigi: Fine. Go away.
Prince Peasley: Why, you ask? Well I shall tell you.
Luigi: What? I didn’t ask. Go away.
Prince Peasley: Single-handedly you have destroyed my organization and ruined me in the eyes of my mother.
Luigi: That’s great. Leave.
Prince Peasley: I don’t care if you are sorry! Once you get Princess Peach, I shall use her voice to awaken the Beanstar and have my revenge upon you!
Luigi: What?
Prince Peasley: Why even bother waiting? I shall take care of you now! DIE!
Mario: WHEE!
Mario trips the prince and then throws him at the fighting Lady Lima and Toadsworth.
All: OW!
Queen Bean’s voice yells down.
Queen Bean: Prince Peasley! How dare you launch yourself at them?! I think a good smack is what YOU need!
Prince Peasley: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Not that!
He runs away.
Luigi: Right. Now where do we go?
Toadsworth: You must go to the ocean! I’ll mark it on your map!
Toadsworth marks a spot on their map and dodges a charge from Lady Lima.
Lady Lima: You never supported my conquering ways!
Toadsworth then hands the map back and dives at Lady Lima.
Toadsworth: You never opened my present!
Luigi: All right, I’m outta here!
He and Mario dash out of the castle. They head to the place marked on the map. However. once they reach it they discover that it is blocked by a large black rock.
Luigi: Aw man! How will we get past this?
Suddenly the Hammer Bros. pop out from behind a bush.
Sledge: Did I hear you say HAMMERS?
Luigi: No.
Mallet: Well I think you did.
Luigi: Have you STILL not find a house?
Sledge: Of course we have!
Mallet: Yeah! We live in bushes now!
Luigi: Bushes? Why?
Sledge: So we can find people in need of our hammers!
Luigi: Really? There are more people than us?
Mallet: Well, no. Not yet at least.
Sledge: But it’s only a matter of time!
Luigi: Right.
Mallet: Well we have here some new, shiny Ultra Hammers!
He holds them up. They sparkle.
Luigi: Wow. They’re beautiful!
Sledge: Yep! And since you’ve been such great customers you can have them free of charge!
Luigi: Wow! You guys are great!
Mallet: Only you can’t use them at all.
Luigi: What?
Sledge: Well since they are so well made and powerful, we decided it would be wrong to use them!
Luigi: You’re telling me it is wrong to use the hammers for what they were made for?!
Mallet: Yes.
Luigi: You’re crazy.
Mario: It’s-a me-a, Mario!
Sledge: Why so it is! You can use the hammers all you want!
He gives them the hammers.
Luigi: You mean up to now you didn’t know who he was?
Mallet: What? Who is he?
Luigi: Right.
Sledge: Well bye! We’re off to some other place where we can hopefully sell hammers!
Luigi: Really? Where?
Mallet: Bottom of the ocean.
Luigi: … You do realize you can’t breathe underwater, right?
Sledge: Oh that’s ridiculous! Bye!
They dash away in the opposite direction of the ocean.
Luigi: Well hopefully I won’t have to see THEM again.
Using their newfound hammers, they destroy the black rock. Past it they see a small area of land, with the ocean in front of it. On the strip of land there is a slot in the ground and a fat Beachgirl similar to the ones on Gwarhar Lagoon.
Beachgirl: Hi! If you want to continue stick something GREEN in the slot!
Luigi: Right… How’d you get here? There was a giant rock blocking the only entrance.
Beachgirl: Silly! I flew!
Luigi: You can fly?
Beachgirl: No, I can fall.
Luigi: But you said you flew here.
Beachgirl: You’re clearly mistaken. I fell from a hot air balloon.
Luigi: I’m pretty sure you said “flew”, not fall.
Beachgirl: Oh goodbye! FLYING FURY!
She jumps up in the air and flaps her arms wildly. She lands headfirst on a rock, gets knocked out, and rolls into the ocean, which sweeps her away.
Luigi: Ah. That’s how she got here.
Mario: Okeydokey!
Luigi: Right. Um… She said stick something green in the slot. Do you see anything green?
Luigi looks around for a while until he notices Mario staring pointedly at him.
Luigi: Oh fine!
He takes off his green shirt (he has a white undershirt on underneath it) and hands it to Mario. Mario continues to look at Luigi.
Luigi: What? Okay, now I know you’re just being mean.
Luigi hands Mario his hat as well.
Mario: Smacky!
He slams and wedges the clothes in very tightly. Suddenly some kind of spring at the bottom shoots it back out. The clothes have practically merged together in the shape of a surfboard.
Luigi: I don’t think that’s even possible. Won’t clothes just absorb water and sink?
Mario throws them on the water. They float.
Luigi: Okay… Why’d they have to be green?
Mario: FIRE!
Luigi: Uh huh, and how are we supposed to move it? Pplus it doesn’t look like there’s enough room for both of us on it…
Mario stares at Luigi again.
Luigi: Uh oh…
Later…
Luigi: I can’t believe I’m doing this.
Luigi’s hanging on the back of the surfboard, kicking his legs wildly, while Mario steers.
Luigi: I’m getting tired and this water is cold.
He starts to slow down.
Mario: OH NOOOOOOOO!
Mario turns around and kicks Luigi in the head.
Luigi: OWWW!
Luigi starts speeding up.
Luigi: I can’t believe I’m doing this.
Later when they finally reach Jokes End…
Luigi jumps onto land, only to be jumped on by Mario.
Luigi: OW! Ugh, just give me my clothes, it’s freezing out here.
Mario hands over Luigi’s clothes. Unfortunately they are still stuck together and sopping wet.
Luigi: Stupid clothes!
He tries to pull them apart. This continues for several minutes while Mario watches with great amusement.
Luigi: Dang it! Why aren’t these coming apart?!
He gets fed up and begins smashing them with his hammer, although for some bizarre reason smashing the clothing flat does not work.
Luigi: Oh forget it!
He throws them on the ground. When they hit they spread apart, albeit slightly crinkled.
Luigi: Oh THAT works! Of course! So obvious! I hate this kingdom.
Mario: Hee hee!
Luigi: Oh shut up!
Luigi finally gets a good look at where they are.
Luigi: Wow. I don’t think any of Bubbles' jokes ended up here!
It is a humungous ice palace with a long staircase leading up to the main door. The Bros. head up the stairs. A floating ice-like person appears at the top of the steps.
Jojora: I am like Jojora, master of this place like totally whatever!
Luigi: That’s great, Miss, but can you-
Jojora: MISS?! I am like a guy! Duh!
Luigi: Right… Have you listened to yourself talk?
Jojora: Oh you are SO uncool!
Luigi: Fine. Do you know where Bowletta is?
Jojora: Like totally!
Luigi: I’m going to take that as a yes.
Jojora: The uncool thingy chick is at the top of my like totally cool playground here!
Luigi: She’s at the top?
Jojora: That’s like what I said!
Luigi: Right.
Jojora: Like to reach the top you must battle your way through totally hard beasts and puzzles!
He starts to float away, heading to the top.
Luigi: Oh no you don’t! I’m taking the easy way out!
He jumps up and grabs Jojora, and then Mario does the same.
Jojora: ACK! Uncool! Uncool!
Jojora continues to float to the top while whacking them with his staff. He carries them to his special room on the second highest floor. They let go.
Jojora: Let’s have a tea party!
Luigi: What?! Are you SURE you’re a guy?
Jojora: Tee hee! Like yeah! Who do you want to come? Chucklissa, Oholina, or... well gosh, I can’t remember the others' names! Isn’t that like the funniest?
Luigi: Did you just giggle?
Jojora: Chucklissa? Good choice! Chucklissa, come here!
A gigantic thing with blond hair and a white body falls down and lands on Jojora, squashing him.
Jojora: Like uncool!
Chucklissa: RAAARGH!
She prepares to attack the Bros.
Mario: HI-YAAAAAAA!
Mario fights back using the only weapon close at hand… Luigi!
Luigi: AHHH!
Mario uses Luigi’s body to bash Chucklissa into unconsciousness. Unfortunately for Luigi, he remains conscious. After Chucklissa is taken care of, Mario releases Luigi.
Luigi: That does it! I can’t take you any more! This adventure is over!
Mario: Hm?
Luigi: I know you’re smarter than you act, how else would you still be alive! But I’m sick of your abuse! If you don’t stop it now, I WILL go back to the Mushroom Kingdom!
Mario says nothing. Luigi begins to walk away.
Mario: Wait!
Luigi: What?
Mario: Fine, I’ll tell you everything.
Luigi: I knew it!
Mario: I’m just as intelligent as you. However at an early age the injustices you delivered to me were too much to bear. I decided that the best way to get revenge was to fake being an idiot around you.
Luigi: Just around me?
Mario: Yes. However I soon found out that once we started going on adventures and whatnot, we didn’t spend too much time together. So when this adventure came by I knew that I had to bring you with me.
Luigi: So that’s why you took me on the Koopa Kruiser…
Mario: Exactly. That is why I have done all the horrible things to you here. Plus it turns out that when you act like an idiot, nothing bad happens to you. On the other hand if you act smart, then you always get hurt.
Luigi: I’d almost believe that, if YOU weren’t the reason for most of my pain.
Mario: Yes, well, it was a necessary sacrifice.
Luigi: Sure… Wait, earlier you said I did some “injustices” to you, what exactly were you talking about?
Mario: You want to know the reasons for why I hate you?! Fine, then I shall tell you! I hate you because you’re taller than me. You can jump higher, and you ALWAYS have something to wear for St. Patrick’s Day!
Luigi: What? Those are horrible reasons!
Mario: Well since I only had red clothes, the pinching I experienced on those days was just awful.
Luigi: Still, not my fault.
Mario: Oh yeah?! Well how about when Christmas rolled around?! Just like that stupid Hermit Crab, people asked if I was wearing a Santa suit! Oh the indignity!
Luigi: You have yet to tell me why I am to blame.
Mario: Yeah, well regardless of whether or not it was your fault, I have to hate someone and I’d rather it be you!
Luigi: Yeah, well bye!
Mario: You can’t leave!
Luigi: Look, your reasons are awful and you have no reason at all to desire revenge against me.
Luigi begins to walk away.
Mario: But if you leave, then Bowletta shall take over the world and far worse things than dealing with me will happen to you!
Luigi stops and turns around.
Luigi: Yeah? And what horrible things will Bowletta do to me?
Mario: Uh… um… She’ll rename everyone with “Letta” after their name!
Luigi: Oh man! Then I’d... I’d be…
Mario: Luigiletta!
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Okay, I’ll help! But you have to stop trying to get revenge.
Mario: Okay!
They turn around and prepare to walk through a door; however Mario trips and falls on his head. Luigi trips on Mario and falls on Mario’s head. As he falls his hammer flies up. Luigi rolls off and the hammer hits Mario on the head.
Luigi: Oh SHOOT! Mario, are you okay?!
Mario staggers up and looks at Luigi.
Luigi: Well?
Mario: It’s-a me-a, Mario!
Luigi: Shoot. He lost his intelligence.
Mario: Okeydokey!
Mario then grabs Luigi and drags him to the top floor. Once they reach there they saw Fawful inside of a little arena.
Fawful: Eeyah ha ha! Bring the jammy star of Beans over here!
Mario walks near him, then chucks Luigi right at him.
Luigi: This is familiar.
Fawful: ACK!
Fawful gets hit.
Fawful: Oh no! You evil Bros. of familyness is to powerful for I HAVE FURY me! JAMMY MUSTARD I must run away with speed of quickness!
Fawful dashes away to hide behind Bowletta. Mario and Luigi follow. In the next area Bowletta is inside her Clown Copter with Princess Peach.
Bowletta: Fawful, did you get the Beanstar?!
Fawful: NO! AAH!
Mario and Luigi run in.
Bowletta: Oh no! Grr! Give me the Beanstar!
Mario: Okeydokey!
Mario throws the star like a shuriken, smacking Bowletta in the head.
Bowletta: OW! That hurt! Well, I guess since you brought me the Beanstar I should give you back Princess Peach.
Bowletta hits a button and Princess Peach falls out of the copter.
Luigi: Strange, how do they plan to use it without Peach’s voice?
Bowletta: Ha! That is an unimportant detail that I left up to Fawful! He made some Peach-bots!
Fawful: (mumbling) Oh shoot, PEACH-bots? That’s not going to be good…
Bowletta: Now to leave with the Beanstar!
???: Not if I have anything to say about it!
A brilliant flash blinds everyone.
Bowletta: ACK!
The flash fades away. Bowletta realizes that she no longer has the star!
???: Ha ha ha! I have the star!
Luigi: I know that annoying laugh! It’s…
???: Prince Peasley!
Luigi: What are you doing here?
Luigi looks around and sees Prince Peasley holding the star and floating above them on his Bean thingy!
Prince Peasley: Ha ha ha! Why, getting my star so I can make my wish!
Bowletta: Grr! That’s mine!
Prince Peasley: Well too bad! You all thought that without the MHA helping me, I couldn’t do anything, didn’t you?! Well you were wrong! I, Prince Peasley, will now be king…
And so on for a few hours…
Prince Peasley: …and I am great and have shiny hair and a tiny sword and…
Bowletta: Oh SHUT UP! FWOOOSH!
She shoots a blast of flame at Prince Peasley, knocking him out of the sky. Fawful grabs the Beanstar.
Bowletta: Now let’s go, to the poorly repaired Koopa Kruiser!
They fly off. Just before they get out of range Mario grabs Luigi and throws him.
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Luigi gets wedged between the bottom of the copter and the rotor. He also gets knocked unconscious by the poorly aimed hammer that Mario then throws at the copter.
Bowletta: Eeyah ha ha! Reduced to throwing hammers!
Fawful: Yes! Most pathetic!
Both: Eeyah ha ha! Ha ha eeyah! Ha eeyah ha! Ho ho eeyoh!
Bowletta: Not only is our laughing slightly creepy, but we’re also eerily in sync!
Both: Eeyah ha ha!
Later on the poorly repaired Koopa Kruiser…
Bowletta lands her Clown Copter. As the rotor stops, Luigi slides out and falls under the copter, hidden from the nasty villains.
Bowletta: Eeyah ha ha! The star is finally mine! Again! Quick, Fawful! Let’s put some distance between here and the kingdom so they don’t interrupt us!
Fawful: Okay!
Luigi wakes up and crawls out from underneath the copter.
Luigi: Uh oh, what do I do?
Bowletta and Fawful can’t see him as their backs are turned, so he starts to try to escape.
Bowletta: Now to put the star on a part of the Kruiser far away from me, so that it is easy to steal, not that anyone would!
Luigi dashes behind some boxes. Bowletta puts the star on the middle of the floor ten feet in front of Luigi.
Bowletta: Perfectly safe!
She walks back. The ship shudders.
Luigi: I guess I'd better grab it.
As Luigi walks forward the ship shudders again. He grabs the star as the shuddering turns to shaking.
Bowletta: FAWFUL! What’s going on?!
Fawful: We appear to be falling at a Jamalicious speed!
Bowletta: What? Why?
Fawful: Because I have no clue how to pilot this thing!
Bowletta: What?! How did you keep us in the air so long?!
Fawful: Random button pressing. You’d be surprised how far that gets you.
Bowletta: Why are you talking normally?!
Fawful: Impending death does that.
Bowletta: Right.
Fawful: Well here’s a button I didn’t press! I wonder what self-destruct does?
Fawful reaches for the button. Luigi dashes out of hiding.
Luigi: NOOOOOOOO!
Fawful and Bowletta are surprised to see him.
Fawful and Bowletta: We’re surprised to see you!
Luigi: Don’t press that button!
Fawful: Well, Luigi is my enemy and enemies want to hurt you so you shouldn’t listen to what they say… so I should hit the button!
Fawful hits the button. Boom. Bowletta and Fawful go flying and Luigi falls straight down. He hits Prince Peasley on his Bean thingy!
Prince Peasley: ACK! YOU! Give me the star!
Luigi: What are you doing here?!
Prince Peasley: Attempting to get the star!
Luigi: NO!
Prince Peasley stabs at Luigi with his sword. He misses and Luigi jumps off. He doesn’t realize that there is a considerable drop.
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fortunately he lands facedown in a sand dune in Teehee Valley. Luigi comes here a lot, doesn’t he? He slides through the dune and lands in an underground chamber. The fall apparently has knocked him unconscious. Popple comes in through another part of the entrance.
Popple: Ack! This green guy! He dropped a statue on me! Rookie! Get in here and tie him up!
Meanwhile…
Mario, Toadsworth, and Prince Peasley are at the entrance to Teehee Valley.
Toadsworth: Go get your lazy brother, okay?
Mario Okeydokey!
And he bounds off towards Luigi.
Prince Peasley: Okay, now I have the star, all I need is Princess Peach’s voice…
Toadsworth: Oh good, the Beanstar! Maybe if I give it to Lady Lima she’ll like me again!
And before the prince can do anything about it Toadsworth snatches the star and runs to the castle.
Prince Peasley: What do you think you’re doing?! Get back here!
And he chases Toadsworth. Meanwhile Mario discovers that monsters are guarding a large yellow pipe, which must lead to Luigi! Mario bounces from monster head to monster head. Fortunately they’re not very bright and they don’t even notice. Down into the pipe he goes!
Mario: Whee!
At the bottom he sees an unconscious Luigi tied to a pole. Mario tries to pull the rope off of him. This tightens it around his middle, causing him to wake up.
Luigi: OWWWW! That hurts!
Mario decides that pulling doesn’t work. So he slides it up very fast, giving Luigi major rope burn, until it gets stuck at his nose.
Luigi: Stop it! Just untie the knot!
So Mario goes to the back and unties the knot and whips the rope off. This caused it to slide under Luigi’s nose very fast, giving him some more rope burn.
Luigi: Pain!
Attracted by the noise, Popple comes in with his new Rookie… Birdo!
Popple: Ha ha! My new Rookie and I will crush you two! Right, Birdo?
Birdo: I’m technically a guy!
Popple: That’s right! Wait… what?
Birdo: I love you!
Popple: Stay away! GO!
Birdo: I thought you loved me?!
Popple: I thought you were a chick!
Birdo: Tee hee! Silly head! Kiss me!
Popple: NO!
Popple runs with Birdo close behind.
Birdo: I caught you!
Popple: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Bros. look away.
Luigi: Geez… How many gender confused people are on this adventure: Bowletta, Harhall, Jojora and now Birdo? Weird place.
And so they decide to head back to the castle. What’s next for our heroes? What terrible villainy does Bowletta have planned? Will Mario ever be a normal brother? (No he won’t.) Will the world be saved? And so on and so forth… Tune in next time for Bowser’s/Bowletta’s Castle Thingy!