One Christmas day, in 1992, Lemmy was nearly finished opening his Christmas presents. He saw just one more. He ripped it open to find a ball...
Chapter 1: Christmas
Ludwig: That's all of mine!
Clawdia: Look!
Ludwig: Me?
Clawdia: No. Lemmy is the one I am talking to.
Lemmy: Wha?
Clawdia: Look around.
Lemmy: Wha?
Bowser: He's an idiot.
Clawdia: Let him think.
Bowser: There is only one problem. He can't think!
Clawdia: Shut it!
Lemmy: What's this, Mommy?
Clawdia: That's a ball.
Lemmy: A ball?
Clawdia: You can roll it around too.
Lemmy: Like this?
Lemmy started rolling the ball.
Clawdia: Yes! Isn't he smart, Bowser?
Bowser: He's an idiot.
Clawdia: Shut up.
Ludwig: Aww man. I wish I had a super
cool ball.
Chapter 2: A Little Practice
Later in Lemmy's room...
Lemmy: Goo goo. Hmmm. I wonder what will happen when I get on...
Clawdia (just passing by): No no! You could get hurt!
Ludwig walked into the room with an evil look on his face.
Ludwig: Hey little bro.
Lemmy: What you want?
Ludwig: Let me help you up on the ball!
Lemmy: Mommy said it would hurt me.
Ludwig: Of course it will!
Lemmy: Go away!
Ludwig, ignoring Lemmy, lifted him up on the ball.
Lemmy: Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ludwig: Don't worry! It will be fun!
Lemmy: Really?
Ludwig: Really.
So Lemmy got on and started rolling!
Lemmy: Is this supposed to be happening?
Ludwig: No! Just keep running.
Lemmy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ludwig: Just keep rolling.
Lemmy: Can't do.
Ludwig: You can do it!
Lemmy: Wahoooo! I can do it!
Lemmy straightened out much more than ever on the ball. He started getting the hang of this ball-riding thing. There was just one problem: he was coming up to some stairs.
Lemmy: Uh oh spaghettiO's!
Ludwig: Jump!
Lemmy: Then I will get a boo-boo!
Ludwig: Hold the ball with your claws!
Lemmy: Ok.
Lemmy did so, and didn't pop the ball because his claws were very short and dull.
Lemmy: Yahoo!
Ludwig: Kay, we will sail the skies with this ball!
Lemmy: Wha?
Bowser: Clawdia! Look! Lemmy is being
an idiot again!
Chapter 3: Trouble!
Ludwig: What you did out there is cool!
Lemmy: Yaaaaa!
Ludwig: We can easily make this talent of yours better.
Lemmy: How can we do that?
Ludwig: Show me what you have.
Later, out in the hall...
Ludwig: Ok. Go!
Lemmy: This is fun!
Ludwig: Maybe you can do this on a-
Clawdia: Lemmy!!!
Lemmy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Clawdia: Go in the baby dungeon!
Ludwig: No Mom!
Clawdia: You are disrespecting me? Why, you will go in the dungeon with him!
Ludwig: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Clawdia: That's what you get for messin' with your mother!
Bowser: Come on! He is an idiot! Can't you see that?
Clawdia: I still have hope in his brain.
Bowser: Face it. You can't have hope
in nothing!
Chapter 4: The Great Escape
Ludwig: Great. Just great! We almost had something and Mom blew it.
Lemmy: How can it be great?
Ludwig: How could this be?! All our hopes, dreams. Gone.
Lemmy: Maybe we can just get out.
Ludwig: Mabye we can! You know how to read?
Lemmy: Yeah!
Ludwig: Ok. I have a book of 100 great escapes. Look at number 49. That will be our plan.
Lemmy: How do you know?
Ludwig: I make educated guesses!
Lemmy: Ok.
Later that night...
Lemmy: We dig a hole out of the dungeons.
Ludwig: Already done!
Lemmy: Wow!I mean... how'd you do that so fast when I said it then? Isn't that a little impossible?
Ludwig: I have my ways.
Lemmy: Who cares how you did it! Let's get out!
Ludwig: Ok.
That night...
Lemmy: So we're out, now what?
Ludwig: Get the ball, ride out, and
show Mom the tricks.
Chapter 5: The Final Performance
Lemmy rode on his ball to find his mother on the couch. She looked angry.
Lemmy: Hi Mom.
Clawdia: You'd better run!
Lemmy: I just want to show you something!
Clawdia: What?
Lemmy: How good I am at this ball-riding!
Clawdia: Show me what you got before I kill you!
Lemmy: Ok.
Lemmy tried his ball-riding act with more grace and tricks than ever, showing super stunts on the ball.
Clawdia: You'll need to show me more than that!
Lemmy: Ok.
Lemmy tried and tried again at his act until he bounced really high. Lemmy decided to create a new technique using this move.
Lemmy: Here it is, Mom!
Lemmy started to bounce high sideways, up, down, left, and right until he destroyed everything.
Clawdia: That was great!
Lemmy: Thanks!
Clawdia: I guess I shouldn't treat you bad now that I know you've gotten a hang of this ball-riding. I will not treat you like a baby anymore. But you still are a baby. You won't be punished.
Lemmy: Ok!
So that's the story of how Lemmy got his first ball, and how he learned to ride on a ball.
The End
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