Peach: I would think Mario would be here soon, but he might have had some trouble.
Peach sees a star out in the horizon outside the window.
Peach: Could it be? It might, but I doubt it, because how could Mario ride on a star?
Crump comes into the room.
Crump: Why hello, Princess.
Peach: What do you want, you freak?
Crump: Grodus wants me to take you to him!
Peach: Make me!
Crump: X-Nauts, carry her!
X-Nauts come in and grab Peach, and follow Crump to Grodus's room.
Grodus: About time, Crump!
Crump: I got lost again!
Grodus: You have a map...
Crump: I do?
Grodus: Yes...
Crump: >_< I'm stupid
Grodus: Peach, I need to ask a few questions, and I expect you to answer them!
Peach: Whatever.
Grodus: First, tell me when you told Mario where you were.
Peach: How do you know if I did?
Grodus: Maybe because I saw it in TEC's database.
Peach: Why haven't you deactivated him yet, then?
Grodus: Because Mario won't be able to stop us!
Peach: Right...
Grodus: Next question, what is your bank account number?
Peach: You think I would tell you that?
Grodus: No, but it's worth a try.
Peach: ...
Grodus: Final question! Do you know that Mario won't be able to help you?
Peach: You think I'll believe that?
Grodus: Well he can't because we already improsoned the Star Spirits, broke the Star Road, stole the Star Rod, and disabled everything else that could stop us!
Peach: *gasp*
Grodus: Take her back to her room, and make sure that she will never see the light of day!
Peach: Nooooooooooo!!!
Crump: Buh, buh huh, buh huh huh huh huh!
Crump and the X-Nauts take Peach back to her room.
Grodus: She still won't know that this
time it will be impossible to stop us!
Cut to Wario.
Wario: Ugh, how many pieces left?
Mea T: Six.
Wario: X_X
Fawful: Heh.
Wario: Please tell me where the next Star Road Piece is!
Mea T: Eh, I've heard that Cackletta is back in Beanbean Land.
Fawful: Aw great...
Mea T: I think I already know, Fawful.
Fawful: What is it then?
Mea T: You worked for a witch named Cackletta, who tried to steal Princess Peach's voice and the Beanstar so she could rule the world.
Fawful: So it spread like wildfire, right?
Mea T: Yep.
Wario: Let's go there, then.
Fawful: It ain't too far from here.
Mea T: Yeah, only two days away from here by car.
Wario: Fine, we'd better get going, then.
Fawful: Where can we get a car?
Mea T: I don't know...
They suddenly hear a loud and rough voice.
???: Come on down here to buy cars at low, low prices!
Wario: Let's go!
Mea T: Fine...
Fawful: Ok!
They walk down the long and hard road down to the auto shop.
Manager: Why hello there, strangers! Wanna buy a car?
Wario: Yes!
Manager: What kind would you like?
Wario: The cheapest!
Manager: We've got an old, rusty, stinky, and disgusting car right here for only 20,000 coins!
Mea T: Ripoff artist!
Mea T. kicks the manager in the shin.
Manager: Ouch!!!
Fawful: Let's steal this car!
They jump in a brand new, shiny, clean, and cool car, and then they drive out the window.
Wario: This is awesome!
Mea T: Yeah, but anyway we take a right up here and stay on that road until we get to the highway and then we take a left into Ho-Ho Village and stay there until we get into Beanbean Town!
Fawful: How many miles?
Mea T: 160 miles.
Wario: This will be very long...
Chapter 10: Finally! A Town!
We see Mario crashing onto the moon with a cloud of smoke behind the rocket.
Mario: Mamamia! We're going to crash!
Luigi: HOLD ME, MARIO!!!
The rocket crashes with a loud thump into the moon's surface.
Luigi: We're dead!
Mario: No we're not, Luigi! We survived the crash!
Luigi: We... did?
Mario: Yes...
Luigi: Yay!
Mario: Let's just head towards the base...
They then start to go to the easily visible, large base that isn't too far from where they were standing.
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Meanwhile....
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Wario: Great! Just great!!! The car broke down!
Mea T: Next time, please read how much weight a car can handle...
Fawful: Mea T. is rightingness! Next time please rememberness how much weightness a car can handleness!
Wario: So what if I'm over the 300 pounds the car can hold? They need to make them stronger!
Mea T: We don't have to walk too much 'til we get to Beanbean Town...
Fawful: Walk in the middle of the desertness? That is crazyness!
Wario: We can't walk five miles without any food or water! We'll die before we get there!
Mea T: I have a few drinks and some food...
Fawful: Whereness?
Mea T: My backpack which no one knew about just then until the author made me say it...
Author: Hush! No one should know that I'm here!
Fawful: ...
Wario: Let's just leave before the sun reaches the highest point in the sky...
They start to leave to go into the hot desert, heading towards Beanbean Town, while the scorching sun shines down on the desert.
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With Peach....
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Peach: *sigh* How I long for when Mario comes and rescues me... But I think that Bowser and the rest have something planned, but I might be wrong.....
TEC: Princess, it seems that Mario has arrived on the moon, coming towards here.
Peach: Yay! I'm so happy that he's came!
TEC: However, I sense that there are traps that I cannot deactivate that Mario might spring...
Peach: *gulp* How can I tell him to watch out?
TEC: My Email transmission system is shut down thanks to Grodus, who came in last night and shut down all of my systems except my ability to talk and stay on.
Peach: So he doesn't know how to avoid them...
TEC: There is one way out...
Peach: How do I get out of the base then?
TEC: First you would have to get to the transporter through the air duct system. However, I do not know if Grodus blocked these passages as I am without my main systems.
Peach: Hmm... Does Grodus have any other computers in this base?
TEC: Not that I know of. I would think that there are sensors inside the vents so you would need special equipment to get through without setting off an alarm.
Peach: Where can I get the equipment?
TEC: I can give you some blueprints as soon as my other programs go back online.
Peach: I would have to decode some codes in order to do that, correct?
TEC: Yes.
Peach: I could give it a go...
TEC: That is fine, but try tomorrow, since I fear they might catch you in here.
Peach: Ok then... I'll just go back to my room just to be sure.
TEC: See you later, Princess Peach.
Peach: See you later, too, TEC.
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Back with Mario...
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Mario: We're here!
Luigi: Already?
Mario: It wasn't a very long walk...
Luigi: Whatever....
Some X-Nauts and a Koopatrol then walk through the door, talking.
X-Naut 1: Look! It's that scum, Mario!
Koopatrol 1: Grr... Let's get him!
X-Naut 2: Yea!
They then run into Mario and Luigi and start a fight.
Mario: Mamamia!
Luigi: Meep...
X-Naut 1: I'll attack him first!
Koopatrol: No, I will!!!
X-Naut 2: I will!
Mario: Let's sneak past them.
Luigi: Ok.
Mario and Luigi sneak past the trio as they are fighting.
Mario: That was close!
Luigi: Yeah...
Mario: Let's just hurry and rescue Peach!
Luigi: Whatever... I just wanna go back home and cook dinner.
The duo then walks to where Peach's room is and go inside it.
Mario: Where's Peach?
Luigi: Maybe they moved her to another room?
Mario: Let's go ask TEC!
They walk to TEC's room and begin talking with him.
TEC: Sorry, Mario, but I do not know where the princess is.
Luigi: Couldn't you locate her?
TEC: Grodus shut down all of my systems except my voice and, of course, my power.
Mario: Let's just look everywhere!
TEC: I'm afraid that she might not be in this base...
Luigi: Why not?
TEC: I heard lots of drilling and metal clashing together so they might have built a rocket and escaped to another planet or somewhere else on Plit.
Mario: We don't have any rocket or spaceship...
TEC: There are a few spare shuttles inside the docking bay.
Luigi: Where's that?
TEC: Through a secret door hidden inside Grodus's room.
Mario: Luigi, let's go find that secret room!
Luigi: Fine.
The Brothers then head towards Grodus's room in hopes of finding the shuttle.
TEC: I fear for them and the princess...
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Back to where we last left Wario...
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Wario: Finally, we're in Beanbean Town!
Mea T: Thank goodness, since you ate the last burrito I had in my backpack...
Fawful: He ateness burritos? We might wanna gettingness away fromness Wario!
Wario: Do you hate me or something?
Mea T: No... He fears the gas you might let out...
Fawful: Indeedness...
Wario: Sure... I'm not that rude!
Mea T: Whatever... Let's just head to the castle! You two can go ahead while I stock up on supplies... And try to get some form of transportation...
Fawful: I agreeness!
Wario: Fine then! Me and Fawful will go to the castle!
Fawful: Actually, I'll stayness with Mea T.
Wario: FINE!!! I'll go by myself!
Wario, steaming mad, runs towards the castle.
Mea T: Phew... Glad we got rid of him...
Fawful: Indeedness...
Mea T: Let's just head towards the store and resupply, then go to the castle. Is that fine?
Fawful: Yesness.
The two then head towards the nearest food store to resupply.
To Be Continued...
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