One day Bowser is really upset because he had been beaten up by Mario again.
Bowser: How does he do it? Look at me. I am a king, I've got thousands of troops and hundreds of gadgets, and still he beats me? Kammy, how does this happen?
Kammy: Well, my Lord, I don't know. But perhaps it's because of that old geezer, E. Gadd.
Bowser: You mean the same guy that created Jr's magic brush?
Kammy: The one and only, your gnarliness. Look what it says on the TV.
Kammy turns on a giant TV screen to the Science Channel.
News Guy: We are here reporting life from Beanstar Café with the owner, Professor Elvin Gadd, who has created a brand new invention. Professor, what is your new discovery?
E. Gadd: Well I just made a brand new type of Poltergust. With this baby there is no need to transform the ghost into a painting because it transforms the ghost into a jewel as soon as you capture it.
News Guy: Well that is pretty nice. Professor, you must be the greatest genius in the entire universe.
E. Gadd: Oh, well, if you say so, thanks.
News Guy: This was your news guy, reporting life from Beanstar Café. End transmission.
Kammy turns off the TV.
Kammy: You see, my Lord? He is a total genius.
Bowser: Well they say he is the greatest genius ever! I think we should use he's inventions.
Suddenly the castle starts shaking and it gets dark. Ludwig appears behind Bowser, his eyes shining red with fury.
Ludwig: Who dares say E. Gadd is the greatest genius in the universe?
Kammy: Well, everybody, my young prince.
Bowser: Yeah, he was on the TV, so I guess we could steal his inventions.
Ludwig: No. Please, King Dad, anything but that. You know I am your evil genius.
Bowser: Son, it's not that your inventions are bad, it's, well... uhh...
Kammy: E. Gadd's inventions are better.
Bowser flames Kammy all over.
Kammy: Sorry, my Lord.
Bowser: Well, you know your inventions always go like a Bob-omb in the end.
Ludwig: I can fix that.
Bowser: That was what you said about your time machine, and I don't remember seeing it anymore.
Ludwig: Please, King Dad, give me one more chance.
Bowser: Ok, Kooky, I will give you one last chance, but if you fail I will use E. Gadd's inventions.
Ludwig: Do not worry, King Dad. I will not fail this time.
Ludwig goes running to his lab.
Ludwig: This plan can't fail. It's so evil, it's so like me. King Dad will be so proud.
Meanwhile, in Princess Peach Castle...
Toadsworth: Well, it's a shame Master Mario couldn't stay here with us for the party.
Peach: Yeah. He said he had to help Yoshi. Well, at least we haven't heard anything from those Koopas in a long time.
Toadsworth: That is what I am afraid off.
E. Gadd: Do not worry, my little fungi friend. I have a couple of inventions in my pocket just in case.
Toadsworth: That's right. It's an honor to have you here, Professor.
The earth starts shaking and the floor opens up. A digging machine appears, with Ludwig riding inside.
Ludwig: You are coming with me, Princess.
A pair of tentacles start coming out from the digging tank and catch Princess Peach.
Peach: Help me!!!
Ludwig: I got you now. *laughs in his psycho way* Well, now it's time for me to go.
Toadsworth: The Princess!!! Somebody do something!
E. Gadd: Not to worry, I came prepared.
E. Gadd pulls out a group of Robo-termites.
E, Gadd: Now, my babies, go for it.
Toadsworth: What in the world are those, Professor?
E. Gadd: You will see.
All the Robo-termites start eating the digging tank, releasing the princess and knocking out Ludwig and Gooper Blooper, who was also inside the digging tank.
Toadsworth: Yay!!!
Ludwig: Noo! This can't be happening to me!
Peach: Now go away, Kooky, or I will send you to the Chain Chomp Maze.
Ludwig: Well, at least it can't get any worse...
Gooper Blooper releases a squirt of ink right in Ludwig's face.
Ludwig: Grrrrr. I will not stand for this humiliation. E. Gadd, I challenge you to a genius contest.
E. Gadd: What did you say?!
Ludwig: What you heard. You think you are so great, don't you? Well, let me tell you something: you are not. Tomorrow will be the challenge: three gadgets, no more, no less. Whoever wins two out of three wins the contest.
E. Gadd: Ok, I accept your challenge.
Ludwig: Good.
E. Gadd: Ok.
Toadsworth: I will be the referee.
Peach: It is settled then.
Ludwig jumps into a warp pipe.
Toadsworth: Are you sure you can handle this, Professor?
E. Gadd: It's ok, and besides, we have beaten those Koopas a million times.
Peach: Well, what are we gonna do with the squid?
E.Gadd: This is the perfect time to use the Sushi-o-matic27.
Peach: Yummy! I love sushi!
Gooper Blooper faints.
Meanwhile, in Pipe Land Castle...
Ludwig: Ok, I will win this. If not, my reputation as a genius will be gone. Let's see, there must be something... For the first round I will use The Koopa Cruiser, and then The Mecha Bowser, and after that, umm, I don't know...
Bowser Jr. sneakily enters Ludwig's lab, which makes the alarm start sounding.
Alarm: Intruder Alert. Preparing to blow him up in 5, 4, 3...
Bowser Jr: Ahhh! Kooky! It's me! Your brother! Stop it!
Ludwig: Abort sequence.
Alarm: 2, 1, sequence aborted.
Bowser Jr: Ufff. So it was true what Larry said. You really are going to battle E. Gadd.
Ludwig: How did he know?
Bowser Jr: You know how sneaky he is. Well, let's see, you are gonna use the Koopa Cruiser, which I can't belive you fixed; the Mecha Bowser; but you still don't have a secret weapon, do you?
Ludwig: Well I do have one, it's just that I'm not going to tell you. After all, it is a secret weapon.
Bowser Jr: Well then, I guess you don't want to hear my idea.
Ludwig: Please tell me!!!
Bowser Jr: Are you that desperate?
Ludwig: You wouldn't understand, you are too young.
Bowser Jr: Let me see, I wouldn't understand that you are jealous because Papa wants E. Gadd's inventions instead of yours?
Ludwig: Hate to admit it, but you are good. Ok, just tell me your plan.
Bowser Jr: Woah, not so fast, bucko. What do I get?
Ludwig: Well what do you want? When dad passes his crown he is going to give it to you; isn't that enough?
Bowser Jr: I want unlimited access to your lab.
Ludwig: You little whippersnapper. Never!!!
Bowser Jr: Not even because I am giving you this giant box of chocolate in this incredible deal?
Ludwig: Did you just say chocolate?!
Bowser Jr: Yep.
Ludwig: Deal.
Bowser Jr: Ok, here is the plan...
Bowser Jr. explains the plan to Ludwig.
Ludwig: Ohh, it's brilliant. Simply brilliant!
The next day. Everybody is in the Princesss Castle. E. Gadd has a briefcase with the three inventions he is going to use inside. Ludwig has done the same, but everybody can see the Koopa Cruiser.
E. Gadd: Are you ready, Ludwig?
Ludwig: I was born ready.
First Round: The Speed Round
Toadsworth: The first match will be
the speed match. The rules are simple. Each of you will race in a
randomly selected track. The first
one to finish one lap wins.
The track randomizer starts choosing the track, and stops on Waluigi Stadium. Everyone is transported there.
Toadsworth: Select your gadgets.
E. Gadd opens the briefcase, taking out the Poltergust 3001.
E. Gadd: I will use this baby.
Ludwig: Typical. I will use the Koopa Cruiser.
E. Gadd: Let the best genius win.
Ludwig: Of course, that will be me.
Toadsworth: Let the match begin!
Both of them start racing all over Waluigi Stadium. The professor is winning until he makes a bad turn, allowing Ludwig to take the lead.
Ludwig: Beat me if you can, sucker. Uhh?! What the? Oh no!!!
The Koopa Cruiser's engine starts getting hot, causing Ludwig to lose control.
E. Gadd: It seems that I will beat you.
E. Gadd passes Ludwig, but the heat is so much that he loses sight of the track and ends up going straight into the mouth of a Piranha Plant. Ludwig manages to take control of the Koopa Cruiser again and gets to the finish.
Toadsworth: The winner of the first round is Ludwig!
Bowser Jr: Yay! You beat the old guy, Brother.
Ludwig: Yep, I told I was going to win.
The Piranha Plant spits out the professor.
E. Gadd: You won't be so lucky next time.
Second Round: Giant Robot Fight
Toadsworth: The second round will be in Donuts Plains. In this round you will use a giant robot to battle the opponent. Whoever destroys the opponent's robot first wins.
Peach: Professor, do you have big robot?
E. Gadd: Yes, I do.
Ludwig: Bowser Jr, bring my briefcase here.
Bowser Jr: Yes, Big Brother.
He hands over the briefcase and Ludwig takes out a ? Block.
Ludwig: Behold!!!
E. Gadd: It's just a ? Block.
Ludwig: Is what is inside, you birdbrain.
Ludwig hits the ? Block, releasing the Mecha Bowser.
E. Gadd: That is nothing new. Well, I guess I will call my robot.
E. Gadd takes a remote control and a giant robot shaped like Mario comes flying.
E. Gadd: I call it Robo Mario. Robo Mario, say hi.
Robo Mario: (in a really robotic voice) Hello.
It looks at the Mecha Bowser.
Robo Mario: Mamamia!
Ludwig: Great. If he wasn't annoying enough real, now we have it as a robot.
Peach: He is hot!
Toadsworth gives her a surpised look.
Peach: What?
Toadsworth: Let the match begin!
Both geniuses get inside their robot and start launching attacks at each other.
Ludwig: Fire Bullet Bills!
The Robo Mario crushes the Bullet Bills.
E. Gadd: Is that the best you can do?
Ludwig: We'll see about that. Activate Banzai Bill Mode!
Robo Mario: Mamamia!!!
The Banzai Bill goes straight at the Robo Mario, but it grabs the missle with his hands. He is still fighting with the Banzai Bill when the Mecha Bowser jumps at the Robo Mario, making it impossible for the Robo Mario to flee.
Ludwig: Give up, Grandpa. You are about to lose.
E. Gadd: Not just yet.
Ludwig: I will put you on fire.
The Robo Mario separates from his feet and lets the Banzai Bill go just in time. The Mecha Bowser breathes some fire. When this happens the fire hits the Banzai Bill, making it explode.
Ludwig: Ahh! My Banzai Bill backfired on me!
Then The Robo Mario takes the nearly destroyed Mecha Bowser by the tail and start spinning, just like Mario did to the real Bowser in Super Mario 64, in this way defeating the Mecha Bowser.
Toadsworth: The winner of this round is the professor!
Bowser Jr: That was a typical fight, just a little metallic.
Ludwig: Shut up, Jr. Besides, he will never win the third round.
Third Round: The Skill Test
Toadsworth: Well, the final round will be in...
Peach: Come on, Toadsworth, tell us.
Toadsworth: It will be where the Haunted Mansion of Master Luigi used to be. This could be a problem because they say the place is overrun by ghosts again.
E. Gadd: That is not a problem, my friend. I will use my new Poltergust to suck them up. And we can use the jewels to make a trophy for the winner. What do you think, Ludwig?
Ludwig: Fine by me.
They all go inside a warp pipe that leads them there.
Toadsworth: These are the rules for the final round. Each of you will use only one gadget. You will fight to outmatch your opponent. Whoever destroys the other's invention wins. Now, choose your weapon.
E. Gadd: I will use my new model of the Poltergust.
Ludwig: Yeah. And everybody prepare, because I got something not even that vacuum cleaner of yours will be able to stomach.
Ludwig start laughing like a psycho again while he takes out of his briefcase another ? Block. He hits it and then something like a copy machine comes out.
Toadsworth: Begin.
E. Gadd: That is the best you've got? A copy machine?
Ludwig: Nope, this is the Ghost Maker 1.5.
Peach: What happened to the fist one?
Bowser Jr: It exploded.
Ludwig: That is not the point. Look, I will finish you now. Now, my ghostly friends, arise!
The ghosts of Cackletta, Fawful, Bonetail, Hooktail, and Gloomtail appear.
Ludwig: Now, my underlings, ATTACK!!!
E. Gadd: Well, got to suck them up.
The professor captures all the ghosts with his new Poltergust.
E. Gadd: You challenge me, the greatest ghost hunter, to an invention contest, and all you can do is make a host maker?!
Ludwig: You fool!!! You have fallen into my trap! Now say hello to... Gooplossus!
E. Gadd: You created a really huge multicolored Boo? This is the weirdest ghost I will ever catch.
The professor tries to suck up the ghost, but the only thing he gets is a bunch of goop.
E. Gadd: What the...?
Ludwig: You see, my dear Elvin, this not an ordinary ghost. This ghost is made of goop.
Bowser Jr: That was my idea.
Ludwig: Shut up, Little Bro.
E. Gadd: So what? I've caught bigger thing than this.
He tries to suck up the ghost again, but the only thing he gets is more and more goop.
E. Gadd: Rats.
Gooplossus: Now face my goop. Boooo!!!
The ghost extends his goopy tentacles and catches E. Gadd, who is still sucking up things.
E. Gadd: I will not lose to you. Hey, look, a Fire Flower.
He vacuums up the Fire Flower, which makes the Poltergust throw fireballs at Gooplossus, causing the ghost to release E. Gadd.
Gooplosus: I am on fire! *eyes start turning red* Good.
The ghost starts throwing fire at the professor, who is running like crazy.
Ludwig: Yeah!
Bowser Jr: Go get that moron, Gooplossus!
Peach: Professor! Be careful!
E.Gadd: I got it!!!
Something that looks like Fludd's head starts coming out of the Poltergust.
Ludwig: Hey! What is that thing?!
E. Gadd starts squirting water all over Gooplossus, as well as the Ghost Maker, causing it to explode.
Ludwig: My ghost Maker! Noooooo!!! Gooplossus! Finish him!!!
The water clears away all the goop, making the ghost an ordinary Big Boo.
E. Gadd: Let's get sucking!
He sucks Gooplossus up.
Ludwig: Nooo! My little monster!
Toadsworth: The winner is Professor Elvin Gadd!
Ludwig: It can't be! After all I did, you defeated me?!
E.Gadd: I guess I forgot to tell everyone that I fused my two greatest inventions, excluding the Magic Brush. I guess I will call this The PolterFludd 845.
The professor presses some buttons and the PolterFludd 845 spits out a big sapphire trophy.
Peach: Professor, you won! Congratulations!!!
Ludwig: (looking pretty depressed) Let's go, Jr. Let's tell King Dad I lost again.
Bowser Jr: Big Bro.
E. Gadd: Does this trophy mean so much to you?
Ludwig: It's just that I have always tried to make King Dad proud with my inventions but since yours are better, he wants yours now.
E.Gadd: I see. Well I can't give
you this trophy that says "For the
greatest genius in the universe"...
Ludwig: That I know.
The professor presses some buttons and another trophy comes out of the PolterFludd.
E. Gadd: ...but I can you give this one that says "For the greatest evil genius".
Ludwig: Really?
E.Gadd: Yep, but you must tell your dad you beat me so it works.
Bowser Jr: I can work with that.
Ludwig: You guys are the best.
Bowser Jr. jumps into a warp pipe that goes to Castle Koopa.
Ludwig: This is not the last of me, Professor. You will see me again, so be prepared.
E. Gadd: I know. I will be.
Ludwig follows his younger brother into the warp pipe.
Peach: Wow. That was pretty noble of you, Professor.
Toadsworth: I agree with that, Your Highness.
E. Gadd: He is just a young genius. He has so much too learn and I don't want him to get frustrated so early in his life.
Everybody goes back to the Princess' Castle. Meanwhile, in Castle Koopa...
Bowser Jr: And so, King Dad, that is how Ludwig defeated the professor.
Bowser: Wow. Got to admit, Ludwig, if there is something better than a genius, it's an evil genius that defeated a genius.
Ludwig: Yep. I defeated one of my nemises.
Ludwig starts laughing in his psycho way again.
The End
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