Bandy: It's go time.
Bandy then starts shooting rapid-fire at the heroes, making them take cover.
Pain: That won't save you.
Pain fires his gun, but instead of a bullet, a coconut comes out and manages to destroy the rock they are taking cover behind.
Jinx: Yeah, well, bombs away!
Strike-Out: You'll have to do better than that.
Strike-Out manages to hit all the bombs back at Jinx, who is then blown into the air. Yoshi than decides to charge and hits Strike-Out with a headbutt to the stomach, sending him reeling back. Death Guy then charges at Yoshi and slashes him across the chest. Goombario and Goombella try to go in for a double headbonk, but Pain knocks them both away with a single punch.
Geno: This is going to be tough. Not only are they skilled with those weapons, but they have pretty good physical skills.
Pain: Quit the flattery, because believe me, it is not going to save you today.
Mallow: I've had enough of these guys. Star Rain!
A very large star covered in flames starts falling rapidly. It lands right on top of the very unfortunate Zeus Guy.
Pain: I've lost...
Pain faints.
Strike-Out: No! They got Pain!
Forever Forest
Mouser and the others are watching the fight, thanks to Mouser putting up security droids.
Hookbill: Triclyde, you moron! One of your assassins has been knocked out.
Mouser: Relax. It doesn't matter if they beat those assassins, because they will never defeat us.
Red Ninjakoopa: Mouser's, like, totally right, dudes.
Bogmire: And after they're dealt with, we will rule this wretched planet.
With that, all of the evil-doers start laughing insanely. Then, unbeknown to the rest, Mouser grins secretly.
Mouser: (Laugh while you can, because after those annoying pests are done with, you lot, being the next powerful beings second to me, will then get the only reward you lot are worth, the taste of your own blood as you drop to the ground dead.)
Mouser then starts laughing with the rest, while secretly plotting each of their downfalls.
Back at the docks...
After seeing the defeat of his friend, Bandy starts shooting his gun like a madman, hitting not only his enemies, but...
Death Guy: Gah! Don't hit us, you moron~
Jinx takes this opportunity to launch an attack.
Jinx: Quicksilver!
Jinx then starts dashing at Strike-Out and, with incredible speed, deals him a powerful blow to the head, then starts using his Bombs Away move. Strike-Out, who is already dazed from the blow to his head, is hit by the bombs. His charred body flies into the sky and then falls to the ground with incredible speed.
Strike-Out: Not... even... three strikes...
Strike-Out then falls.
Bandy: We won't go down as easily as they did!
Yoshi: What make Bandy think that?
Bandy: Because of this...
Bandy and Death Guy pull out a Power Star each.
Yoshi: How you get those?
Death Guy: What part of first grade thieves didn't you get?
Toad: Yeah, well, we'll still beat you both.
Bandy: I'm going, first not him.
Mario: Be careful-a, guys, the-a Power Star will-a make him stronger.
Jinx: Did Mario just say something smart?!
Mario: Ham-a will be the-a next president of USA.
Vivian:M ust have been a one-time thing.
Bandy: (This is my chance.)
With unbelievable speed, Bandy rushes in and starts pounding Vivian with the same amount of strength as about three Sledge Brothers, and punching so fast you wouldn't believe it. By the time he's done, Vivian is all bruised up. Jinx then fires a Silver Bullet, but Bandy is able to knock it away, then he rushes in and kicks Jinx high into the air. Yoshi tries an Egg Roll but Bandy dodges it so fast it's like he disappeared. Luigi then tries to fire a few fireballs, but Bandy merely jumps over them and punches Luigi in the stomach and kicks him in the face. Mario actually realises he needs to fight and tries to jump on Bandy, but he just sidesteps and gives Mario a flip kick. Bombette tries an explosion but Bandy punches her over to Goombella, where she explodes, sending her Goomba friend into another rock. Koops then tries a Shell Spin but a punch send him smashing into the rock with Goombella. Mallow tries a thunderbolt but Bandy rolls aside to avoid it and quickly gives Geno a fierce uppercut before he can fire a shot.
Vivian: He's unstoppable!
Toad: I'll get him.
Bandy: A Mushroomer? This should be easy!
Bandy tries to deliver a punch but Toad blocks.
Bandy: Wha? How could you block that?
It turns out that Toad isn't weak at all. He wasn't the strongest in Super Mario Bros. 2, after all.
Bandy: Well, well, well, you're quite strong for a Mushroomer. No matter, I'll still beat you.
Bandy and Toad start trading punches, neither side giving in, when Toad delivers a quick roundhouse kick to Bandy, knocking him over. Then Toad starts a barrage of punches, showing no sign of stopping, until the Power Star flies out of the fallen Bandy.
Bandy: Uh oh.
The following scenes of Bandt getting beaten up by the heroes is to gruesome to be seen.
Yoshi: You next, Death Guy...
Death Guy takes his Star and starts glowing.
Death Guy: Ready for pain?
Jinx: Didn't we knock him out?
Death Guy: Try and get me.
Luigi starts shooting fireballs towards Death Guy, but he just uses his sword to counter them. Yoshi transforms into an egg and starts rolling towards Death Guy at high speeds, but he counters again and sends him reeling. Jinx rushes at Death Guy to deliver a strong blow, but surprise, surprise, he counters.
Mallow: Well this is getting us nowhere.
Yoshi: Wait, what if we use Power Star knocked out of Bandy?
Luigi: That could work!
Before Death Guy notices what has happened, Yoshi rushes in and grabs the dropped Power Star.
Death Guy: NO! Oh well, I can still finish you, even when you have the Power Star. Now come on, dinosaur boy, let's rumble, and one thing I can guarantee you, this will definitely not be as easy as you may think.
Death Guy then jumps up slashes downwards at Yoshi, but the green hero rolls aside and retaliates with a kick to Death Guy's midsection to send him tumbling head over heels. Then Death Guy pulls off a spinning slash which sends Yoshi tumbling dangerously close to falling off the cliff. Yoshi then jumps over Death Guy and uses his ground pound move, then he jumps over Death Guy again but this time he uses a flutter kick, sending him flying and crashing inte a tree. Before Death Guy can get up, Jinx tosses an unreal amount of bombs at him, engulfing him in a fiery explosion. This not only knocks out the Power Star, but also knocks him out.
Yoshi: Jinx, toss bombs at them so they no follow us.
Jinx: Good idea!
So Jinx tosses bombs at the Rogue Masked Squad, sending them blasting off in one direction and their weapons in another.
Shy Guy Beach
Link: I knew coming here was a bad idea. Someone stole the Master Sword.
The Master Sword lands beside Link.
Link: Convenient!
Link grabs the sword and is lifted into the air by a blue light until he disappears.
Koopa Village
Ness: Where could my bat be?
Ness' bat flies by and hitss a rock.
Ness: There it is!
Ness grabs the bat and teleports away.
Forever Forest
DK: (DK lucky DK find coconut gun.)
DK gets into a warp barrel and is warped to Congo Jungle.
Moleville
Fox: I wonder where my gun is?
Fox's gun lands at his feet.
Fox: Well, I can go now.
Fox goes to his Arwing and flies away.
Forever Forest
Triclyde: Well, looks like we're going to have to fight them. Who wants to go first?
Boom Boom: I will.
Mouser: Look out, Yoshi, you and your
crew have gone on your last adventure.
When we last left our heroes, they had defeated the Rogue Masked Gang and were on a boat to Forever Forest.
Mallow: Look, there's the Forever Forest!
After the ship is docked...
Vivian: Hey look, there's a door hidden in this tree.
Yoshi: Well, let's follow it.
Goombario: How come you're not using your cute voice?
Yoshi: The author's gotten rid of it because he can't be bothered writing it.
After following the stairs for a long time, the group finally finds their way to the end of the seemingly neverending staircase, and are shocked to find an item shop with various goods.
Vivian: Wow! Look at all these cool items.
Ronald the Raven: Hello and welcome, I am Ronald the Raven. Feel free to look at or purchase any item that meets your eye.
Yoshi: Do you have any relationship with Raphael the Raven?
Ronald: You mean my cousin born galfway across the planet, former villain, twice removed?
Yoshi: @_@
Ronald: Yeah, I'm related to him.
After walking around the shop, Yoshi finds a sword. The shining silver knife has a ruby-encrusted handle that is no less shiny.
Yoshi: Hey Ronald, what's this?
Ronald: That is the legendary sword of heroes, it was once used by the legendary hero to rid the world of the ultimate evil. He went on many quests but finally managed to defeat it, then he hid the sword so no one could use it for evil. On my travels I found it and decided to hold it for sale at my shop.
Luigi: Did it ever occur to you that a villain might come in and take the sword?
Ronald: Not likely, I put an anti-evil charm that can never be reversed.
Yoshi: How much for the sword?
Ronald: Three hundred coins.
Yoshi: Deal.
Yoshi hands Ronald the coins and Ronald gives him the sword in exchange.
Jinx: What's this black key?
Vivian: I remember that, if Mario inserted it into a black treasure chest he would be able to get a new power, although the chests would think he would get cursed and suffer. Talk about idiotic.
Ronald: Fifty coins if you want it.
Jinx hands over the coins and takes the key. In addition to these sales, Luigi purchases an electric bo staff, Geno buys a star visor, Mallow purchaseds weather elemental arrows, Vivian acquires a shadow ray, and Koops buys a plantinum mallet. The rest don't buy any items because they didn't pocket any coins or can't find any weapons that they think that suits them. With everything purchased the group makes their way out. Mario nearly passes out on the trip back on the stairs because he cann't take so much exercise..
Goombario: (squinting) Hey, it's another path.
Yoshi: Do you think we should follow it?
Geno: Well, last time we went off the track it ended up good, so let's follow it.
After following the trail, a black chest comes into view.
Yoshi: Hey look, a chest, just like you said, Vivian.
Vivian: Go put the key in, Jinx.
Jinx does so.
Chest: MORON! HOW STUPID! FOR YOUR IDIOTICNESS I SHALL CURSE YOU! BOOGILY-BLAHDIDDLYAHH-YIPPY-SHAXZOOM! THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!
Jinx starts flashing.
Chest: NOW YOU ARE CURSED WITH TRANSFORMING, SO WHEN YOU ARE EMBARRASSED YOU CAN TURN INTO AN ANT, WHICH IS EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING.
The essence that seems to have been in the chest now disappears.
Jinx: Well, let's see if it worked.
Jinx then successfully transforms into a Koopa, a Boo, and a Piranha Plant in turn.
Luigi: Now, let's go the right way.
Suddenly a heavy object falls out of the sky.
Boom Boom: Hello, losers.
Yoshi: You're with those other villains, aren't you?
Boom Boom: You bet!
Quick as a flash, Boom Boom knocks Koops to the left, then he jumps towards him and a light surrounds the pair.
Koops: What's happening?
Boom Boom: Every time you encounter one of us villains, one of you will do battle with one of us. After one of us wins, the force field will be lifted.
Koops: So this is a one-on-one battle?
Boom Boom: *smirks* You got it. Scared yet?
Koops pulls out his plantinum mallet.
Koops: Not yet.