Previously on Super Mario Land Ultra: The Journey Return. Mario eliminated Brokiton from the skies and then made an entrance into the Chai Tower. But Mario, all alone, must fight off a huge hoard of minions in order to save Princess Daisy. What will happen here? Read the final part and find out!
The minions dart out at Mario.
Mario: MAMAMIA!!!
Mario ducks and avoids a Nokobon’s lunge, causing the Nokobon to fly right out of the tower.
Nokobon: YYAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!
Mario then suddenly eats more of his Cheese Nips, forgetting about the battle.
Chicken: HA!!! Mario, you're too stupid for your own good!
The Chicken then tries to ram Mario at high speed, but his face gets caught in the recently emptied bag of Cheese Nips. Mario then pulls the Chicken out and boots him towards the other minions standing by.
Minions: OOGH!!!
Nokobon: ... C'mon! I think Mario needs a little taste of... The slamming smasher!
The minions all group together and cling on to each other. The Chickens then fly back a little, charging for a super ram. Then all the Chickens release their charge and blast off in a big pile towards Mario.
Minions: YES!!! IT'S GONNA WORK!!!
Mario: MAMAMIA!!! ... Hey look-a, a picture of-a me!
Mario runs out of the way of the attack. The minions all fall out of the tower.
Minions: YYAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH!!!
Nokobons: FLY, YOU DARN CHICKENS!!!
Chickens: Too... heavy... Can't... fly... in... mid...air...
The minions all fall down near the weight blocks.
Nokobon: Hey! Who triggered the secret en-
*THUMP!!!*
Luigi: AAAIIIEEEGGHH!!!
Grubby: Luigi! Don't stop jumping! We're
almost there!
Luigi: Sorry, I just got startled there.
Meanwhile, back in the Spear Guy village, the Tweeter the heroes met a while back is resting there.
Spear Guy Child: You want any more tea?
Tweeter: Not really. I'm not feeling well.
Spear Guy Chief: Well... I heard that the Mario Bros. just took down Brokiton and are heading to defeat Tatanga!
Tweeter: Ruh, ru... Really? ... I must be going now! I must be there for my master!
The worried Tweeter then flies off.
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Mario: Hey! This is a picture-a of Daisy-a!
Mario turns to see the minions have disappeared.
Mario: ???
Meanwhile upstairs...
Tatanga: Those dang fools of my troop have all failed! Ooogh! No matter, that just means I'll have to pull out the big guns! ... Princess D? Scream if they try to kidnap you.
Tatanga leaves the room.
Daisy: Yes! Yes yes yes yes yes! I'm going to be rescued!
Then Mario runs into the room and trips on the carpet.
Daisy: Gee, if only the HERO could rescue himself.
Mario: Don't-a worry! I-a got everything-a under contro-
Mammoth Pet: GRAAAAAGH!!!
Mario: Oh-a no!
Daisy: Don't worry, Mario, he's chained to the wall.
Mario: PHEW...-A!!!
Mario then runs toward the enchanted glass Daisy is trapped in.
Mario: There's no-a door or anything-a!
Daisy: Well duh! You gotta do something!
Tatanga: I think that's a great idea! Brahahahaha!
Tatanga pulls out his stunner gun.
Mario: Tatanga! It can't-a be!
Tatanga: That's right, Mario! You didn't finish me off the last time, that's for sure! You bumbling, cheese-loving plumber! It's over for the princess of Sarasaland! And it's soon going to be over for the entire universe!
Daisy: No, no...
Mario: Not-a if I have-a something to say about it! Don't-a worry! I've been saving-a this up for the best-a part!
Mario pulls out a tape deck, pops in a cassette, and the main Super Mario Bros. theme starts to play.
Mario: Let's-a go!
Mario runs towards Tatanga and uppercuts him, causing Tatanga to fly into the air and fall on his back.
Tatanga: Woah! Oawww...
Mario then grabs Tatanga by the feet and swings him around and around, then he releases his grip, causing Tatanga to fly against the wall.
Tatanga: Arruuaagghh...
Daisy: Go Mario!
Mario: Yes, go me! WHOOHOO!!!
The music abruptly stops, Mario gets zapped by a stun ray.
Tatanga: BRAHAHAHAHA!!! Now to feed you to my pet!
Tatanga reaches towards the chain of his mammoth pet, but then all of a sudden, he is shoved out of one of the large windows in the tower. Mario is now free from his immobility.
Luigi: That's for messing with my brother AND MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
Daisy: ...
Grubby: C'mon, let's just release Daisy from this weird prison thing and go home.
Mario: I WANNA RESCUE-A DAISY!!!
Luigi: No, ME!!!
Grubby: You stupid fools! Stop fighting because you know that I'm the one who’s going to re-
They all of a sudden get into a fight, as Daisy sighs. Just then, a laugh is heard.
Tatanga: BRAHAHAHA!!! I'm back! And I'm ready to BLAST YOU THREE FOOLS TO EXTINCTION!!!
Tatanga blasts the walls of the tower off with his spacecraft. Then he blasts Mario off of the platform.
Mario: AAAAAUUGGHH!!!
Luigi: MARIO!!!
Tatanga: It's too late for that cheese-eating moron! Now give up or else I'll take your lives just as well!
*FWWOOSH!!!*
Tatanga: Huh?
Mario: LEEET'S-AAA GOOO!!!
Mario flies up in his Sky Pop and fires a couple of missiles at Tatanga.
Tatanga: Oof, ugh! ... WHEN WILL YOU EVER DIE?!
Grubby: Eat some of this, you freak!
Grubby chucks some hammers at Tatanga, Luigi follows along by throwing superballs, but Luigi thought he wasn't helping at all.
Luigi: Hmm... Hey!
Luigi releases Tatanga's pet from his chain stuck to the ground and then rides him.
Luigi: WOAH!!! Pounce your master!
The beast jumps towards Tatanga, but misses. Luigi and the beast fly towards the ground, landing safely.
Luigi: WAIT!!! GO BACK TO THE BATTLE!!!
Mario flies by and grabs Luigi off the back of the beast. He then flies above Tatanga's spacecraft.
Luigi: MARIO!!!
Mario: Buh bye-a!
Mario releases Luigi, causing him to land on top of Tatanga's spacecraft.
Tatanga: Grr! Get off, you green human!
Luigi then gets an idea on what to do. He avoids Tatanga's razor-sharp windshield wipers and clings on to the side of his spacecraft, dangling about sixty feet in the air. He enters the spacecraft and starts to bombard Tatanga with superballs.
Tatanga: GET OUT!!!
Grubby: It's working!
Luigi tears everything up inside of the spacecraft, until it is too much...
Tatanga: Do you realize that you could get us both killed?!
Luigi: All for Daisy's welfare! *rip* Oops, there goes the control pad!
Tatanga: NO!!!
Luigi: Bye bye!
Luigi jumps out, but is soon grabbed by Tatanga.
Tatanga: Oh no you don't! If I go down, you're coming with me!
Luigi: Let me go!
Luigi struggles to get loose as the spacecraft hurdles towards the ground.
Mario, Grubby, and Daisy: LUIGI!!!
Tatanga: Goodbye, stupid world! May Luigi and I find a happy place afterwards!
Luigi finally stops screaming. He then smiles, as the Starman theme starts to play. The spacecraft smashes the ground with intense force and explodes into a million pieces. The Tweeter then appears.
Mario: YAAAHOOO!!! WE WON!!!
Tweeter: My my, you three... did, do it...
Grubby: Cheese Man! This isn't a good time to celebrate! Luigi was in that spacecraft!
Mario: ... Luigi-a?! *sniffle*
Luigi: Yeah, Mario? I'm alive! Good thing that Starman appeared in front of me or I might’ve never made it through.
Luigi is standing in the torn-up tower, smiling. Mario comes by and parks his Sky Pop. The enchanted glass then melts, allowing Daisy to be free from its prison. Daisy then walks up to the three heroes of Sarasaland.
Tweeter: MASTER!!!
The Tweeter flies on to Daisy's shoulder.
Daisy: Wahoo! I'm free of that ugly creature! And thanks to you three.
Mario: No-a problem!
Luigi: Yeah! Any-
Daisy lightly punches Luigi on the arm.
Luigi: Eheheheh... Hmm.
Daisy: Well, according to what Peach does, we shall celebrate!
Mario: YAAAA!!!!!
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*laughter and chatter*
Mario: Here-a we go!
Luigi: Let's paarrty until our legs fall off!
Grubby: I got dibs on Daisy's double strawberry cake!
Fireworks are going off, treats are being made, and of course, Daisy has made her special dish, double strawberry cake! There are also outdoor games and rides. Everyone in Sarasaland had been invited to celebrate the heroic efforts of the Mario Bros and Grubby. The heroes then got the opportunity to get their picture taken, but Mario was always pushing Luigi and Grubby aside and getting the picture for himself. So everything in Sarasaland is all safe, and everyone lives happily ever after.
THE END
*Silence*
I... Will... Return... Brahahaha!
*Wind blows*
THE END?
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