One fair day in Sarasaland, Daisy is in her castle reading the Hip Girls magazine. She has a huge box full of makeup and brushes that she planned to use in about three minutes, but trouble is about to brew... Tatanga is hovering in his spacecraft outside of Daisy's castle.
Tatanga: Brahahahaha! Princess D will be mine this time!
The alien presses a button and a green laser blasts through the castle wall and captures Daisy.
Daisy: Arr! Let me go! I just got a copy of Hip Girls!
Tatanga: Princess D, Princess D. You're all out of luck this time. Mario is now missing from Sarasaland and won't be around to rescue you... Brahahahahaha!
That's what he thinks...
Meanwhile, on top of a grassy hill, the Mario Bros. are playing a game of tennis while Grubby is watching while eating a taco.
Luigi: Mario! Will you stop doing karate on the ball? This is tennis!
Mario: But... it's... FUN!!!
Luigi slaps his face hard. Just then a Tweeter with a helmet hops over.
Tweeter: My master Daisy has been kidnapped! You must help my master!
Mario: You mean princess-napped, right?
Grubby: NO, CHEESE MAN!!! That joke is lame!
Tweeter: She is being held captive in the Chai Kingdom. Here is a map to help you out.
The Tweeter gives Luigi the map to Daisy's wherabouts.
Luigi: Umm... We need a plane.
Mario: I GOT IT!!! Sky Pop will be of use-a!
Mario runs off and flies back on Sky Pop.
Mario: Ta-daa!
Grubby: There isn't room for three!
Mario: ... Um...
Four seconds later...
Luigi: MARIO!!! WE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN A BIGGER PLANE!!!
Luigi and Grubby are dangling on a rope attached to the Sky Pop Mario is piloting.
Mario: Almost there!
Mario starts to zoom really fast, making
Luigi and Grubby lose their lunch. But then they make it to World 1 of
Sarasaland.
WORLD 1: Things are only gonna get better
Mario parks the Sky Pop in front of an Egyptian fortress. Luigi and Grubby untie themselves and get up.
Grubby: Get a load of this place!
Mario: Kitty is-a inside. If-a we're nice-a, he'll let us through.
Luigi: Kitty? Don't you mea-
Mario: I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
Luigi: ... Fine, whatever.
So they go inside and come across an empty lair.
Mario: KITTY!!!
Grubby: Gosh, cheese man, keep your voice down.
Then the wall in front of them crumbles and Totomesu appears with an army of Fighter Flies.
Totomesu: Graaagh! So the legendary Mario returns!
Mario: Hi, Kitty!
Totomesu: ... Um... Did Mario get stupider from our last visit?
Luigi: Hey, at least you don't have to live with him.
Totomesu: ENOUGH TALK!!! We shall fight until our stamina has dropped to a single digit! We shall crush the weaker one and the last one standing is the strongest!
Grubby: Oh fine.
Grubby chucks a hammer at Totomesu.
Totomesu: OW!!! That's it! Fighter clan, attack!
The hoard of Fighter Flies start jumping everywhere. Luigi is bitten by one on the arm, Grubby blindly throws hammers at everything, and Mario... he just sits there with a couple of Fighter Flies dancing on him.
Luigi: We need to get to Totomesu, He's the real target!
Grubby: But these stupid flies keep jumping out at us, how can we?
Mario: I got it!
Mario rushes out of the fortress and starts to pilot the Sky Pop while still on ground. He shoots at all of the Fighter Flies in the fortress.
Totomesu: What? No!
Grubby: Yes!
Luigi grabs a Superball Flower and both Luigi and Grubby keep throwing their weapons at Totomesu.
Totomesu: Aagkh!
He then starts to breathe fire at the heroes. But then the floor under him collapses.
Totomesu: Aagkh! Not again!
He falls through. Luigi is standing behind where Totomesu was, holding an axe.
Luigi: Heheheheh... That was easy!
Mario: But Kitty die!
Grubby: Yes, cheese man, Kitty did die... By the way, I really hate being tied to that infernal plane, so I'll try my luck at walking to the Chai Kingdom.
Mario: Aaww...
Grubby walks off down the newly-created path.
Luigi: WAIT FOR ME!!!
Mario grabs Luigi, ties him to the rope attached to the Sky Pop, and then rides off.
Mario: WEEEE!!!
Luigi: MAAMAAAMIIIAAAA!!!
Now that Totomesu has been rubbed out
of the picture, Mario and Luigi fly their way to the Chai Kingdom, but
they'll soon need to make an abrupt stop due to lack of gasoline. That's
were they take their adventure at World 2. So good luck, Mario Bros! Princess
Daisy's life depends upon you.
Previously on Super Mario Land Ultra: The Journey Return, Totomesu and his army of Fighter Flies were all exterminated and Grubby then vowed to go to the Chai Kingdom on his own. Then the Mario Bros. boarded the Sky Pop to fly to the Chai Kingdom, but gasoline is soon to be a problem.
At the Chai Kingdom, Tatanga is in his tower with Princess Daisy held captive in a cube of thick, enchanted glass.
Tatanga: Aahh Princess D. It won't be long until Sarasaland is all mine!
Daisy: Yeah, and Luke Skywalker isn't really Darth Vader's son.
Tatanga: Nice attitude, Princess D, keep it up and I'll have my pet accompany you.
He then points to a large, mammoth-like creature.
Tatanga: Brahahahaha!
Meanwhile with the Mario Bros, they are still riding through the sky in search of the Chai Kingdom, and since Mario has slowed down, Luigi is able to swing and grab onto the tail of the Sky Pop.
Luigi: Mario, raise the altitude! I'm getting wet from the ocean you lowered me into!
Mario: What?
Luigi: Mario, I would like to give you a quick explanation on what "altitude" means, but that's impossible when dealing with you!
Mario: I can't heAAAAGGGH!!!
The Sky Pop starts to die down and falls onto a small island surrounded by other islands, also known as World 2 of Sarasaland.
Luigi: Aw nuts!
WORLD 2: Swimming Expertise Required
There is an awful storm in World 2, and the Honhen keep leaping about out of the water, making travel real dangerous.
Luigi: Great, now what?
Mario: We look-a for some cheese, then we-a search for some fuel-a!
Luigi: Hope it calms down a bit though.
A Honhen slaps into Mario's face.
Mario: ... A COMB!!!
Mario takes the Honhen and starts to comb his mustache.
Luigi: C'mon, Mario, we got a mission to do.
Luigi then pushes Mario along.
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The Mario Bros. are soaking wet and have no protection whatsoever. Luigi then spots a warp pipe.
Luigi: Quickly! In here before a tsunami occurs!
Luigi grabs Mario and jumps into the warp pipe, leading them to a coin room.
Mario: Oh boy-a. MONEY!!!
Mario starts to grab at the coins, but is then met by a Mekabon.
Mario: Oh-a no!
Mekabon: Don't fret, we Mekabons now live a peaceful life. What troubles you?
Luigi: (mumbling) Psychic freak. (normal) Could you tell us where we could find some oil, fuel or something?
Mekabon: Fuel... If it is for that Sky Pop of yours, I got some.
Luigi: Really? Where?
Mekabon: Follow me.
Mario: Let's play-a follow the-a leader, do-a what ever Mek-a do!
Luigi and Mekabon: Shut up, Mario!
Meanwhile, Grubby is in World 2 also, and he is looking for some transportation because his legs are starting to hurt. He looks around the sea with water up to his chest.
Grubby: Gargh! I just know there's a submarine thing around here, Cheese Man said something about it himself a long time ago!
Flashback....
Mario: Hi Grubby, there is a submarine in a watery world far away from here but you probably don't care and cheese is awesome.
Grubby: ???
End flashback...
Just then a sea horse appears in front of Grubby.
Sea Horse: I am the great Dragonmasu! The king of the ocean, the master of tides, ruler of sea inhabitants, god of water, an-
Grubby: Shut up!
Dragonmasu: You dare tell the me to, um... Shut up?! You shall meet yourself with a watery grave very soon, so any last words? Requests? Moves?
Grubby: ... You remind me of someone.
Dragonmasu: FOOL!!! I shall kill you!
Then lightning strikes Dragonmasu.
Dragonmasu: AAAAK!!! ... After I heal.
A whirlpool appears around Dragonmasu. But before he leaves...
Dragonmasu: By the way, I got your Sky Pop.
He disappears with the Sky Pop, leaving Grubby watching helplessly in the storm.
Grubby: Aaaaw no!
The Mario Bros. appear holding a container of oil.
Mario: Where's Sky Pop-a? We-a can't find him-a.
Luigi: Oh no. Mario, I told you NOT TO PAINT THE SKY POP CHEESE YELLOW!!!
Grubby: No no no, it's not that! Dragonmasu-
Mario: The GREAT Dragonmasu!
Grubby: Don't push me! But anyway, he took it! There's nothing I can do about it because I can't find a submarine!
Mario: ... You-a mean that submarine?
He then points to a Marine Pop floating about. The heroes rush forward to it.
Grubby: Once again, it can hold only one.
Mario: ... Um...
Four seconds later...
Luigi: MARIO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! WE'LL DROWN!!!
Mario: Aaww...
Mario unties Luigi and Grubby.
Mario: Then me go-a save Sky Pop while-a you two sit-a here like a lum-
Luigi: Oh no, Mario, I think you'd better leave it to me, knowing how incredible you are with vehicles and whatnot. I'll be back within twenty minutes! ... I hope...
Luigi hops in the Marine Pop and dives under.
Mario: Let's-a go get-a some cheese! My treat-a.
Grubby: Oh no! We're gonna find some way in which we can help... Hey, what's that?
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Luigi, lost and confused, had never been in the underseas of Sarasaland, so he has no idea where Dragonmasu is. He rushes past the Torions around the water, only to anger them. The Torions then dart towards Luigi.
Luigi: What the? Aawww... Look at the little fishies!
*Thump!*
Luigi: Aak! So they want to ruff house. But eaihuum um um...
Luigi doesn't know what button to press in order to fire torpedoes, so he just randomly presses a button. A robotic arm from within the Marine Pop pulls out a cup of hot chocolate and spills it on Luigi's leg.
Luigi: EEIIGGHH!!! Stupid or not, Mario should've been the one in here! He knows more about it than I do!
A Torion smiles at Luigi's trouble.
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Grubby has just pointed to a line of weight blocks that are leading to the far side of the rocky mountain ahead. From the looks of it, it has cannons, bombs, and coconuts.
Grubby: Maybe if we get over there, we could somehow attack from above the surface.
Mario: Wee-a-hee!
Mario grabs Grubby and then starts dancing through all the weight blocks. He soon makes it to the other side.
Grubby: *Gasp gasp gasp!* Never... do... that... again... Cheese... Man...
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Luigi is then carried off by the huge school of Torions to Dragonmasu.
Dragonmasu: Hmm... This time I'm ready! Green Mario will suffer, die, be history!
Luigi: Finally! I can kick your butt!
Dragonmasu: You're outnumbered, Green Mario! Now Tamao, guard, defend, you know the drill!
A Tomao appears and starts circling Dragonmasu.
Dragonmasu: Let the games begin, start, no-
Luigi hits the right button and fires torpedoes at Dragonmasu, but they are blocked by Tomao. The Torions start trying to mess up Luigi's concentration by pushing the Marine Pop around.
Luigi: This... Isn't... FAIR!!! Dragonmasu, you are nothing but a true coward to have to have backup, just like Totomesu!
Dragonmasu: Fool, moron, simpleton! Your words will mean nothing once you're destr-
A loud splash sends silence and stillness over the battle.
Dragonmasu: Let me go check.
He then resurfaces and looks for whatever splashed.
???: Who is a donkey-a who lives in-a water?
A coconut hits Dragonmasu on the head, giving him a funny donkey expression.
Mario: DRAGONMASU!!!
Dragonmasu: That will not stop me, slo-
Grubby: Oh, you want more?
Cannonballs and bombs fly at Dragonmasu, causing him to sink back into the battlefield undersea. Luigi, meanwhile, managed to take care of the Torions about.
Luigi: Boy, you sure look like someone gave you the boot.
Dragonmasu: But it was not enough to take me down, unfortunately for YOU!!!
Dragonmasu rams into Luigi's Marine Pop, causing him to fly back.
Dragonmasu: Uh huh! I'm bad, I'm evil, I'm vile, I-
A cannonball blasts him.
Dragonmasu: OUCH!!! Tomao! Destroy those creeps above water!
The Tomao leaves, but Luigi just keeps blasting Dragonmasu with torpedoes. Dragonmasu never gets the chance to blast Luigi with his fire.
Dragonmasu: OUCH!!! Tomao! Guard me below water!
The Tomao reappears around Dragonmasu, but cannonballs keeps flying down hard against Dragonmasu.
Dragonmasu: Tomao! Above water, now!
Luigi blasts Dragonmasu.
Dragonmasu: Tomao! Below water!
Mario dives under and headbutts Dragonmasu, then he swims back up.
Dragonmasu: Tomao! ... Wait... This will never end! ... I... give... I hate losing two times in a row...
So the badly injured sea horse releases the Sky Pop and allows Luigi to go freely.
Dragonmasu: Go quickly, before I die of embarassment and later on be used as a joker on the we-
Later on, the storm has subsided and the Honhen have calmed down. Mario, Luigi, and Grubby have got the Sky Pop all prepared. And good news has emerged...
Mekabon: You did a good job teaching that demon of the sea. Thank you. And please, take this as a token of appreciation.
He hands over two air gliders.
Grubby: Yes! Now our trip with the Sky Pop will be muuuuch easier.
Luigi ties himself to the Sky Pop and holds his air glider.
Luigi: Ready when you are, Mario!
So they all take off with the Sky Pop, drying off in the high winds. Meanwhile in the Chai Kingdom...
Tatanga: Let's see how my old friend Dragonmasu is doing.
He flips on a screen and sees Dragonmasu all dirty and scabbed.
Tatanga: Woah, what happened to you?
Dragonmasu: Heed my words... Ma... Ma-ma-ma... MARIO!!! He's back in Sarasaland, and he brought some pals! They're coming to get you and save Daisy!
Tatanga is upset with the news.
Tatanga: What? ... RRRRRRGHGHGH, %^#$^$##^#^#!!!
Daisy is tickled to know that help will soon arrive.
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Night time has fallen, and the heroes haven't got any rest. They will soon plan on stopping at World 3 to rest, but they're in for more than rest. Let's just hope that it's not enough to destroy Princess Daisy's reassurance. Only two more worlds, and then everything will be restored back to its peaceful manner. Let's just hope so...