Beethoven: I want a hotdog!
Advisor: No, you'll get indigestion.
Beethoven: But that blimp ride made me sick.
Advisor: Don't worry, Beethoven, the Crystal Star should be right in there!
Advisor points to a giant, domed building. Inside, fans cheer as the #1 winner, Rawk Hawk, makes his debut!
Beethoven: Who is that furry creature?
Rawk Hawk: And who are you, old man?
Advisor: Um, we are searching for a Crystal Star. It will save time.
Raw Hawk: Oh yeah, some guy named Mario took it. He beat me, but quit battling so I became number 1. THE RAWK!
Beethoven: Where is this Mario?
Rawk Hawk: He is inside actually, starting to make his way back up to number 1.
Advisor: Why didn't you tell us that first?
Rawk Hawk: Because I didn't feel like it.
Beethoven: Good enough for me!
They venture to the arena and see a gray-haired man battling some Goombas.
Rawk Hawk: Yep, that's Mario.
Advisor: Wait, these posters say you battled years ago, yet you havn't changed your looks.
Rawk Hawk: That Crystal Star is like the fountain of youth. You keep your age. But that Mario is so old, he never saw me take it a few times.
Beethoven: Can thou get the Star for us?
Rawk Hawk: It's not that easy.
Advisor: Why is that?
Rawk Hawk: Well he bet this battle. He just lost this battle, which means the Goombas have it. And they work for Kammy Koopa, who is in this area right now. She is very difficult.
Beethoven: So we have to defeat Kammy, right?
Rawk Hawk: Yes, I'll go tell Mrs. Jolene. She is also very old.
Kammy comes onstage with the Star and they get into battle.
Advisor: Wait! All this is happening too fast!
Beethoven: Oh well. The faster this story goes, the quicker we can get home.
Advisor: Darn, I like this story.
Beethoven: Oh for the love of Goombas!
Beethoven throws his cane and it hits Kammy. She is sent flying and the Crystal Star falls out onto the stage and breaks.
Advisor: Bingo! Now a longer story!
Rawk Hawk: LOOK! MARIO IS RUNNING OUT OF THE BUILDING! HE IS HOLDING THE REAL CRYSTAL STAR!
Advisor: Here we go again with speed writing!
Beethoven: INTO THE BLIMP!
They enter the blimp. Mario happens to be Doopliss.
Doopliss: Bwhahaha!
Doopliss trips, Beethoven gets the Star, and they all live happily ever after.)
Directer: NO NO NO! Writers, what are you thinking?! That is too short, go to plan B NOW!
(Doopliss gets in a fighter jet, and he and the Advisor get in the blimp.)
Advisor: Why does he get the fighter jet!
Beethoven: Because this is a world of WEIRD!
(Rawk Hawk appears behind them.)
Rawk Hawk: We can shoot them down!
Advisor: How did you get here?
Rawk Hawk: Because this world is weird.
Beethoven: How do we shoot it down?!
Rawk Hawk shoots a balloon out...
Directer: NO! A balloon would just float away! Make it a cannonball.
Rawk Hawk shoots a cannon ball out of the blimp and it hits Doopliss. He falls into the ocean, and TIME STAR reverses everything. Toadsworth is back to normal, and they are found dropping slowly from the sky, to the Bowser kingdom, right by the pipe they entered through... Meanwhile, Bowser and Ludwig have turned the Eiffel Tower into a giant rocket, even though it's illegal.)
Bowser: Well we shall have liftoff in 3... 2... 1... BLASTOFF!
(They blast away
all the way to Plit, right where Beethoven and Advisor are.)
Chapter 9: Ludwig Meets Ludwig Finally!
Ludwig: Owwwww… My head...
Bowser: Yeah, mine’s not peachy either.
Beethoven: Who are you goons?
Ludwig: (surprised) OH MY GRATIOUS! NO WAY! You were the others who were transported here? YOU'RE BEETHOVEN! MY FAVORITE CONDUCTER!
Beethoven: WOW! A FAN! Greatly honored to meet you.
Ludwig: Why don't you stay for dinner? We’re having roasted Goombas.
Beethoven: No, I think we will pass.
Advisor: Yeah, I'm really tired.
Beethoven: You're right, this story is so short.
Directer: WHO
CARES? CONTINUE!
Advisor: Well I guess this is Adeu!
Bowser: Bye bye. Bwhahahahha!
Ludwig: HONOR TO MEET YOU!!!!
Beethoven: AND SAME TO YOU!!! Oh, and I'm making a new symphony too!
They jump down the pipe and are home free again.
Advisor: That was quite an adventure.
Beethoven: Let’s go again!
Advisor: Ok!
(They jump back in the tube.)
Directer: AND CUT!
The End
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