Part Three
At the Koopa Castle...
Ludwig: I see why Iggy is so caught up in his work. Larry needs to be located. Luckily, I have a locator right here. Locator, tell me the location of Larry Koopa.
Locator: Larry Koopa is not located on Plit.
Ludwig: WHAT?!
Locator: Larry Koopa is not located on Plit. However, extreme level of anger detected in a 2-inch radius.
Ludwig: God, I have to re-read that book again.
At that place Larry is...
Larry: Airport, airport, AHA! An airport!
Larry runs toward an airport.
Couple: We are going to Brooklyn!
Larry: This is going to be easy. (walking towards them) Hey, can I have one of those tickets?
Couple: AHHHHHHH! GHOST!!!
Larry goes behind a giant plant and transforms into his regular self.
Larry: Can I have one of those tickets?
Couple: AHHHHHHH! TURTLE KID!!!
He changes into a ghost again.
Larry: You two are getting really annoying…
Couple: DON’T HAUNT US!
Larry: I’m not haunting you, I just want a ticket.
Couple: PLEASE DON’T HAUNT US!
Larry: I don’t want to haunt you; I just want one of those tickets!
Couple: HAVE MERCY!!!
Larry: Rrrrrrrrrrrr… EAT MY GHOST RAY, IDIOTS!
Larry ghost-rays the couple and takes their tickets.
Larry: (walking up to the ticket guy) I’m coming on this plane.
Larry boards the plane.
Couple (still on the floor): AHHHHH! GHOST! AHHHHH! GHOST! AHHHHH! GHOST! AHHHHH! GHOST! AHHHHH! GHOST! AHHHHH! GHOST! AHHHHH! GHOST! AHHHHH! GHOST!
Guy who owns the airport: SHUT UP!
He throws a brick at them.
Couple: ...
In Professor E. Gadd’s lab...
Luigi: So, um, Professor, do we have a plan that doesn’t involve me being a battering ram?
Prof. E. Gadd: Don’t worry, Luigi, the ghost kid has to strike sooner or later. In the meantime, we wait.
Luigi: For what?
Prof. E. Gadd then throws Luigi out the window.
At Koopa Castle...
Bowser: The sky is getting dark, but it's 3 o' clock! What the?
Kamek: The sky going dark like that is not natural, Bowser. When that happens, it means a battle is about to begin.
Kammy: Normally, I wouldn’t agree with Kamek, but I fear he is right. I would prepare the army if I were you.
In the plane...
Larry wakes up from a nap just in time to hear some very disturbing news.
Intercom: This is the pilot speaking, I stopped in Vermont to get some pancakes this morning, but don’t worry, we will arrive in Brooklyn soon. We are flying over Boston at the moment, so please remain calm.
Some guy on the plane: KILL THE CAPTAIN!
Other people: YEAH!
Larry: Well, at least I’ll get to…
Larry then begins to sink through the floor.
Larry: Oh no, not now!
Larry then falls through the plane, and to make matters worse, he unexpectedly changes back to normal.
Larry: This is bad.
Larry then lands on a rock, which he then throws into the ocean.
Larry: Stupid rock.
He takes a nearby sign that reads "Plymouth Rock" throws it into the ocean after the rock. Larry then notices a warp pipe sticking out of the ground.
Larry: Bingo!
Larry then jumps into the pipe.
Back in Prof. E. Gadd’s lab...
Professor E. Gadd is standing next to Luigi.
Prof. E. Gadd: Luigi, turn on and prepare all the ghosthunting equipment!
Luigi: Yes sir!
Prof. E. Gadd: Now then…
Cackletta steps out of Prof. E. Gadd’s body and turns toward Luigi.
Cackletta: Prepare for the first strike.
Part 4
Larry: Wow, back home, It’s so… Quiet. QUIET? That’s odd, it shouldn’t be THAT quiet.
Ghostorm: Hi, Larry, I see you have found your way home. Unfortunately for you, I will beat you again. Cackletta pays a very hefty price for what she wants.
Larry: Cackletta? I never guessed SHE was involved.
Ghostorm: Enough babble, more battle!
Larry: Oh, you won’t beat me so easily this time!
Larry fires a ghost ray at Ghostorm.
Ghostorm: I see.
Ghostorm blasts Larry with electricity. Larry and Ghostorm battle it out. Then both Larry and Ghostorm become pretty exhausted.
Larry: (panting) Well, this was easy...
He fires a ghost ray that takes up most of his energy. Ghostorm falls to the ground.
Larry: (still panting) Ouch.
Larry transforms back to his regular self.
Cackletta: Larry, nice to see you.
She kicks Larry.
Cackletta: My plan to destroy your family is nearly done, but I thought I’d weaken you first.
She kicks Larry again.
Cacklett: You see, when you plan something, you must have all the right cards.
Larry: So, it was you who planned everything... but then, why was E. Gadd after me?
Cackletta: Do you really think that YOU’RE the only one who can do ghostly things?
She rips apart the town Larry was battling in, which was really just wallpaper, revealing a dark and twisted town.
Cackletta: I have powers that YOU don’t.
Larry: Oh my stars! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE TOWN?
Larry doesn’t wait to find out because Cackletta unleashes some bizarre attack that Larry obviously can’t do. Instead, Larry tries to find the Koopa Castle and hopes that it is safe. Larry does make it to the castle, only to find that the whole family has gathered in the living room. To make matters worse, they are all staring at him.
Ludwig: Is that…. a ghost?
Wendy: Well, what’s weird is that ghost looks like Larry.
Larry: Um no, I don’t know who this Larry you speak of is; I shall now grab this civilian and run.
Larry grabs Iggy and drags him into the basement.
Larry: Why did you shut the portal on me and what in the world is going on?
Iggy: Well, Cackletta is magical, and she’s part-ghost. The short story is, Cackletta transformed the kingdom in ten seconds flat.
Larry: How long have I been gone?
Iggy: *glances at his watch* You have been gone for about a week and six days. Why, is it important?
Larry remembers what the ghost he met, Wraith, said to him.
Larry: Yes, it is important. Now, do we have any silver in the house, and is the portal working?
Iggy: The portal works, but I seriously doubt that we have any silver in the house.
Larry doesn’t respond as he goes through the house looking for any sort of silver at all.
Larry: Come on, where can I find some silver? Wait, I remember something, Ludwig’s silver trophy! Of course!
Larry goes and grabs the trophy from Ludwig’s room, which he accidentally messes up trying to get out in such a rush.
Larry: (getting back into the basement) Iggy, open the portal!
Iggy opens the portal as Larry flies
in. Larry then begins to desperately look for Wraith, but it is hard, as
the ghost zone goes on forever. Before he knows it, he is lost again.
Part 5
Larry: Great, now I’m lost... AGAIN!!!
Wraith: In trouble again?
Larry: Okay, how do you suddenly appear like that? Honestly, I find that very disturbing.
Wraith: Your two weeks are almost up, now do you have the silver or not?
Larry: The silver? Oh, here it is!
Larry was curious as to why Wraith wanted the silver. He got his answer when Wraith ate the trophy.
Larry: I’m just going to shoot this out there, but why did you eat it?
Wraith: My ectoplasmic form collapses upon itself, the silver keeps me intact.
Larry: Why are you worried about that? You can’t die twice.
Wraith: No, but being separated into 1,000 pieces can be annoying. So what’s your problem?
Larry: Well…...
Back at the Koopa Castle, Kamek is running to Bowser with drastic news.
Kamek: King Bowser, I foresaw the world disappearing into dark matter.
Bowser: So?
Kamek: Name one prediction of mine that didn’t come true.
Bowser: The 2004 world series.
Kamek: I wasn’t paying attention when you asked about that. Now we must evacuate the planet, I figure the doomships will get all of the castle’s occupants to safety.
Bowser: You go alert the army, I’ll warn the kids!
In Ludwig’s room...
Ludwig: That ghost… He wrecked my room. He also took my trophy... he will pay…
Bowser busts into the room.
Bowser: LUDWIG, COME WITH ME! THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END AND WE NEED TO EVACUATE THE PLANET!
Ludwig: But… but...
Bowser: No buts, son, we need to get out of here!
In the basement...
Iggy: Okay, let’s test out this feature on the portal, we need Larry here!
Iggy types on a keyboard that is on the side of the portal.
Portal: (monotone voice) Locating… Larry... COMPLETE!
Iggy: Yes! Now to bring him in!
In the ghost zone...
Wraith: Are you sure you know where you are taking me?
Larry: No clue, but don’t worry, in my world I have a family, you should see them.
Suddenly, Larry is being dragged in a direction with Wraith hanging on.
Larry: What’s going on?!
Wraith: You appear to be getting dragged away someplace.
In the castle basement...
Larry and Wraith go flying out of the portal.
Larry: What was that about?!
Iggy: Sorry, but we need you here to escape the world... and who is that?
Larry: That’s my friend Wraith; I met him in the ghost zone. Why didn’t you tell me the portal scans the ghost zone and pulls us into the portal chamber?
Iggy: You never asked. Now, Cackletta is going to engulf the world in dark matter. In theory, your ghost powers may equal hers.
Larry: *sigh* Geez, when do I ever get a break?
To Be Continued...
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