Chapter 19: The Return of Annoyance
After winning badge six of eight, Mario and friends are onboard the ship and sailing to the next location.
Mario: Where to?
Smithy: Well Mario, next stop is Mt. Erupt.
Peach: Is the next gym there?
Smithy: No... yes.
Mario: YAY! It doesn't sound like a city or town though.
Smithy: It is though.
Meanwhile on Pyramid Park Isle...
MEANWHILE ON PYRAMID PARK ISLE
??????: Look at this trashed robot.
??????: Hmmmm. Let's put him together.
Goomba: Goo Goomba!
???????: Let's begin the repairing.
Back with our heroes and Peach...
Mario: I see an island ahead.
Smithy: That be it, Mario.
They dock after five minutes.
Roy: That was wack. That was like SSSSSSOOOOOO short.
Peach: Which is good.
A townsman runs up.
Toad: OKAY! Welcome to our island. Are you here for the annual battle tournament?
Mario: What's that?
Toad: I'll take that as a no. The tournament is held yearly and people battle each other in hopes to win three matches and get to face the gym leader.
Mario: I'll join.
Smithy: Me too.
Peach: Me three.
Roy: THAT IS SO WACK! I AM IN!
Toad: OKAY! Let's
go.
Chapter 20: Many Old Faces
Toad: OKAY! You four are in this. Look at the battle chart.
Mario: Okay... WHAT THE?
Smithy: Team Magikoopa and Yarid are on it.
Roy: Oh, that is da bomb.
Here is the chart.
Mario - Kammy
Peach - Kamek
Roy - Yaridovich
Smithy - Gym
Leader
Smithy: I'm against the gym leader.
Toad: Yeah, but don't try to win. It's way too hard. Battle one is soon to begin. Hurry up.
Out on the field...
Toad Announcer: OKAY! BATTLE ONE IS MARIO VERSUS KAMMY!
Mario and Kammy come out.
Kammy: Long time no see, Mario. Guess who we put back together?
Mario: I know.
Toad: OKAY! All round one battles are one-on-one. Two-on-two for round two and three-on-three in round three. BEGIN OKAY!
Mario: I CHOSE PARABEETLE!
Kammy: GO FUZZY.
Mario: WING ATTACK!
Parabeetle swoops in.
Kammy: Use your Split Up!
Fuzzy divides, forming two, and Parabeetle hits one into the other, causing the fake to disappear.
Kammy: LEECH LIFE!
Fuzzy springs forth.
Mario: Too easy. FLAME SHELL.
Parabeetle knocks out Fuzzy in the swoop.
Toad: MARIO WINS.
Kammy: I did my best, Kamek, so you must win.
Toad: Next up is Peach against Kamek.
They go out to the field.
Kamek: I say winning will be easy.
Peach: Not in a million years will you win.
Toad: OKAY! BEGIN!
Peach: GO BLOOPER!
Kamek: AHAHAHAHA! GO GOOMBA!
Peach: Ink Bomb!
Kamek: Flash.
The Goomba rolls around propelling the ink everywhere and flashes the room in a bright light, blinding Blooper.
Peach: No!
Kamek: You must be bad if you're going down to a Goomba.
Peach: HYDRO PUMP!
The blast pelts Goomba, sending him into Kamek and knocking both out.
Peach: I am NOT bad at this after all.
Toad: Okay, people, to your rooms, and will Roy and Yaridovich please enter the battlefield?
They do as told.
Toad: BEGIN!
Roy: MEET YOUR DOOM! GO H CLEFT!
Yaridovich: GO REX!
Roy: Sandstorm.
Yaridovich: Dragon Claw.
Rex plows through the sand and slashes Hyper Cleft, throwing him back.
Roy: Rock Tomb!
The rocks encase him.
Yaridovich: Zap Cannon!
A huge spark blows apart the boulders and electrifies Hyper Cleft.
Roy: Charge him now.
Hyper Cleft rams Rex and the electricity shoots through them both.
Yaridovich: NO! USE BITE!
Rex bites Hyper Cleft, causing him to fall back and out.
Yaridovich: Easy.
Toad: This is the quickest round one yet. Last but not least is Smithy against our leader.
Smithy enters and at the other side of the field a huge flame bursts out of the ground. When it lowers the crowd cheers at the sight of Mack.
Smithy and Yaridovich: MACK!
Mack: Tis me. The leader here.
Smithy: Brother... is Bowyer here to?
Mack: No he isn't. He is far far away in a mental instatution.
Tpad: BEGIN!
Smithy: I CHOSE MECHAKOOPA!
Mack: I choose Firesnake.
Smithy: USE YOUR HYPER BEAM!
Mechakoopa fires forth a beam bigger than itself.
Mack: Use your flame wall.
Firesnake make a huge wall of flames and launches forth, blowing apart the beam and blowing Mechakoopa back.
Smithy: Oh my god no. Spark!
Mechakoopa launches sparks forth.
Mack: Flame Stone.
A large number of flaming boulders fly down, blowing around the battlefield and blowing Mecha Koopa into a knockout.
Smithy: No stinkin' way.
Toad: THAT ENDS ROUND ONE. TO YOUR LOCKER ROOMS, PEOPLE.
Mario and Peach are alone in their rooms since Roy and Smithy are out of the game.
Mario: Peach... Check the board.
Peach looks.
Peach: No... No...
Mario - Peach
Yaridovich -
Mack
Mario: Well it's us against each other.
Peach: Mario... what if I win?
Mario: You don't need to ever think about that happening, Peach, so don't panic.
They wait and talk for about a half hour when they are called out to a battlefield made of metal now instead of rock.
Toad: LET ROUND TWO BEGIN WITH PEACH AGAINST MARIO! BEGIN!
Peach: GO BLOOPER!
Mario: Go A DAYZEE!
Peach: Oh dang it. USE INK BLAST!
Blooper fires forth a stream of ink.
Mario: Dodge and sing.
It jumps aside and sings Blooper to sleep.
Mario: PETAL DANCE.
Amazee Dayzee launches many razor petals at Blooper, knocking it out. Mario notices the attack has confused Amazee Dayzee.
Peach: Return! GO BIG BERTHA.
Mario: Sing.
Due to its confusion Amazee Dayzee throws itself down.
Peach: ICE BEAM!
The blast knocks Amazee Dayzee out and leaves Mario with a look of rage.
Mario: I must not lose here. GO BOSS BASS!
Both: HYDRO PUMP!
The blasts explode together, catapulting both Koopamon back.
Mario: ICE BEAM!
Peach: Ice Beam!
They collide and form a giant ice boulder in the center.
Mario: Hydro Pump.
Peach: Get ready to dodge.
Against what Peach expected, the Hydro Pump bombs the ice boulder and launches it back into Big Bertha, knocking it out.
Peach: No... Good job, Mario.
Toad: PREPARE FOR THE NEXT MATCH. YARIDOVICH AGAINST OUR LEADER.
Mack and Yaridovich come out.
Mack: I get to face you too. Okay then.
Toad: AND BEGIN
Yaridovich: GO Rex.
Mack: GO FIRESNAKE!
Yaridovich: USE HYDRO PUMP!
Mack: Sunny Day!
The sun comes out and dries up the Hydro Ppump.
Yaridovich: No. ZAP CANNON!
Mack: TAIL BASH.
Firesnake bashes the Zap Cannon back into Rex, knocking him out.
Yaridovich: RETURN AND GO GLOOMTAIL!
Mack: Oh-ho-ho! TAIL BASH IT!
Firesnake comes in...
Yaridovich: Dragon Claw now!
Gloomtail slashes Firesnake, knocking it out.
Mack: Hehehe. GO FIRE CHOMP!
Yaridovich: Dragon Claw.
Mack: Time to fall before me, Yarid. Toxic injection.
Fire Chomp bites Gloomtail and Gloomtail begins shreaking.
Yaridovich: What are you doing to him?
Mack: He is having venom injected into him until he goes down. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Yaridovich watches as Gloomtail flails and sways 'til he drops.
Toad: OUR LEADER WINS AGAIN! GO TO YOUR ROOMS AND WAIT FOR THE LAST ROUND.
In the locker rooms...
Mario: Well this will be tough.
Mack enters.
Mack: Mario, the match WAS supposed to be three on three, but how about four on four?
Mario: Okay, I guess.
Mack: Okay. I'm going to tell the anouncer.
He leaves and Mario is called out ten minutes later to the same battlefield.
Toad: Due to request by our leader, it'll be four on four for the last match.
They step on the field and the Toad hits a switch and the battlefield is shot into the air and held up on a long metal pole.
Toad: BEGIN!
Chapter 21: A Heated Match
Mario: GO PARABEETLE!
Mack: GO FIRESNAKE!
Mario: Aerial Ace.
Parabeetle spins in the air and disappears.
Mack: Flame Wall!
Firesnake launches a wall of fire. The wall hits but Parabeetle still hits, knocking Firesnake back.
Mack: Fire Wall, Fire Wall, Fire Wall.
Firesnake launches several walls of fire at Parabeetle.
Mario: New attack time. TWISTER!
Parabeetle begins to spin incredibly fast, blowing a large twister forward. The walls burst and FiresSnake is thrown aside and out.
Mack: WHAT? RETURN! GO BLAZING SHROOB!
Mario: Aerial Ace.
Parabeetle disappears and goes for the hit.
Mack: Flying Embers.
Blazing Shroob runs on the spot and embers fly all over. One flame engulfs a spot in the air which turns out to be Parabeetle. It lands the hit but faints due to a burn.
Mario: Return! GO AMEBOID! HYDRO PUMP.
The blast shoots forward and hits out Blazing Shroob.
Mack: RETURN! GO FIRE CHOMP. BITE.
Mario: Ice Beam.
Mack: Dodge.
Fire Chomp flies aside and swoops in.
Mario: Double Team.
Ameboid splits into several smaller Ameboids and Fire Chomp bites into a clone for no damage.
Mack: Flame Wheel.
A ring of fire appears around Fire Chomp and is released outwards on all the Ameboids, hitting the fake one out.
Mario: Return! Go A DAYZEE.
Mack: Grass type... TOXIC INJECTION!
Mario: I know that move. Use Pounding Notes.
Both Koopamon collide and take severe damage. As the smoke clears, Fire Chomp is seen latched onto Amazee Dayzee and Amazee Dayzee is in pain.
Mario: NO! SING!
Amazee Dayzee musters up just enough power to sing Fire Chomp to sleep before going down.
Mario: Return. GO B BASS. Hydro pump
The attack knocks out Fire Chomp.
Mack: Return. Go Podoboo.
Mario: Why such a weak Koopamon? Hydro Pump.
Mack: Double Team and Corona.
Podoboo multiplies to ten Podoboos and a fake is hit. The ten Podoboos launch a Corona, blowing Boss Bass around.
Mario: Ice Beam.
Boss Bass freezes over the ground and pelts Podoboo, knocking it to the ground.
Mack: Flaming Ring.
Mario: What?
Podoboo slams the ground and all along the outer part of the field is engulfed in a fifteen-foot-high fire ring that divides the trainers and their Koopamon.
Mario: NO!
Mack: Do what you need to do to kill it. Fire Ring, Double Team, Corona, use whichever.
Mario: HYDRO PUMP THE WALLS.
The walls are seen having holes blown in them but the fire still fills back in.
Mack: HAHAHAHAHA!
Mario: I hear B Bass being thrown around... What to do, what to do...? I KNOW! RAIN DANCE!
Mack: WHAT? NO WAY!
The rain pours down, slowly dropping the walls' height
Mack: USE YOUR FIRE BOMB!
Mario: USE YOUR ICE BOMB!
Within a few seconds a huge flash of red and blue happens. The flash wares away and flaming bits of ice are flying all around. Both Koopamon are being slit and torn at by the bits of fiery ice.
Mack and Mario: GGGGGGGRRRRRRR!
Peach, Roy, Smithy, Yaridovich, and Team Magikoopa gasp and the audience starts to get on the edge of their seats as both Koopamon are being tossed around.
Mario and Mack: This stupid shower is going to kill them.
Mario: YOU HAVE TO SURVIVE THE LAST BIT OF IT!
Mack: Don't worry Podoboo, you can't lose.
As the storm comes to a close the final piece of flaming hail shoots at Podoboo at a high speed.
Mack: PODOBOO!
Padoboo looks up to be hit in the face, dragged down, and pinned to the ground by the ice. Podoboo wiggles and begins to slowly melt the ice.
Mario: NOW B BASS! FINISH IT WITH HYDRO PUMP!
Mack: OOOOHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!
The blast flies right on Podoboo and the full length of the field with Podoboo in the middle of the hit. The audience gasps, Mario's friends and enemies hang their mouths open as the Hydro Pump ends and a knocked out Podoboo drops. The audience just sits without a word. Mario's friends cheer while Mack and the Magikoopas boo them on and flee.
Mack: ... How? No way can it be... How did Ppdoboo lose? Mario, well done indeed. Meet me outside.
Outside a while later...
Mack: I present you the Charcoal Badge. Have you ever owned a fire Koopamon, Mario?
Mario: No. Why?
Mack: It's the rules. The winner is presented with a fire Koopamon from three.
Mario: WOW! Which are they?
Mack: Hot Foot, Firesnake and Blue Podoboo.
Mario: Let's give Hot Foot a go.
Mack: There you go. Good luck on the rest of your journey, and feel free to return for a rematch.
They say their goodbyes and leave on the way for the last badge.