Leg 6
Phil is seen on the standing tower of Grand Canal.
Phil: Greetings. Yesterday the remaining six teams checked in at the pitstop and ate, drank, slept, talked, and planned for the next leg. Teams will depart in order of arrival.
Yoshi: Go to the gondola service and get a gondola to Pagoda Peak!
Larry: K.
Ludwig: But first...
Ludwig slips his empty envelope into the clue box.
Birdo: OHHHHh!
Larry: Hehe!
Birdo: LET'S GO!
They run.
Three more teams begin.
Boo: Catch a flight to Pagoda Peak.
Wario: Get your clues.
The three temas get a clue envelope.
Clawdia: Mine feels light... Two teams left, but it seems as if one forgot a clue...
Clawdia opens her envelope.
Clawdia: It's empty...
Waluigi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! NOT EMPTINESS!
Dry Bones: They tried to trick us!
Mario and Luigi start.
Boo: We're taking too long.
They all grab the envelopes and run.
Dry Bones: I have an idea...
They talk while running.
Yoshi: We ahead!
Larry: And we always will be.
Yoshi: Good.
Birdo: WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!
A pickup truck zooms by with the others on it.
Larry: Oh no you don't!
Ludwig pulls out rocket powered scooters
and they get on one and chase after them.
Boo: I see it!
Luigi: Let's-a go!
Mario: Yes, follow the yellow cheese road to the wonderful Wizard of Cheese!
Dry Bones: %*^&.
They arrive but so do Larry and Yoshi's teams.
Shy Guy: WELCOME!
Boo: No... No... NNNNNNOOOOOOOooo!!!
Shy Guy: Boy do I have a deal for you. You can get three gondolas for the price of one more than two gondolas, which is now $1000 instead of $1,500 - $500.
Luigi: THAT'S THE SAME THING!
Shy Guy: No it isn't because see that itty bitty tinie winie yellow polka dot tag thingie on the gondola that says the price of the gondola which is higher than the price I offer and- Ugh!
Larry has belted him with a wooden board, knocking him down into the water.
Shy Guy: I'm okay...
Two teams jump on a gondola until all are occupied and heading towards Pagoda Peak.
Larry: Time to WIN this!
Larry begins tossing bombs at the others.
Boo: KNEW IT! NOW, DRY BONES!
Larry: WHAT?
Dry Bones bats a bomb with his arm back into Larry, Ludwig, Yoshi, and Birdo's gondola, blowing it up.
Yoshi: NO!
The others sail off, with the other two teams swimming after.
Wendy: YAY!
Clawdia: IN YOUR FACE, YOU BRATS!
Ludwig: Moooooooooooooommmmmmm!
Birdo: They got too far away... but... Patooie patooie patooie patooie!
Yoshi: OF COURSE!
Boo: I see it!
The land at the bottom and get their clues, but four people are seen shooting towards them on eggs.
Luigi: HURRY! IT'S THEM!
Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S THEM!
Wario: Go to the Kung Fu Palace.
They run as the others arrive.
Larry: Grab a clue and go.
They get one and run.
Boo: I see it just up there!
They run up to the place.
Wendy: Open in an hour.
Mario: We have -65,286,948,493 minutes.
The others arrive.
Larry: Ha!
Yoshi: We sorry for joining them, Mario, but we make friends with them.
Larry: Yup... They don't even like the cheating.
Boo: Good for you, Yoshi! Cheating is bad.
Yoshi: Yoshi just don't like being the last to depart each time.
Waluigi: Last place... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
An hour passes...
Kung Fu Koopa: Hi!
Boo: I believe you have our clues.
KFK: Yes.
He hands them the clues.
Luigi: Thank you.
Clawdia: Detour! Falls or Fight
Wendy: In Falls, teams must collect ten coins while falling down the waterfall.
Boo: In Fight, teams must battle Kung Fu Koopa.
Clawdia, Boo, Luigi, Larry, and Yoshi: FALLS!
Wario: Fight!
The first five teams head to the falls.
Wario: Bring it!
FALLS
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Boo is seen holding Luigi and Clawdia
extended across the falls in the air so all the coins fall on them.
Ludwig: GRRRRRr!
Larry: HHhmmmmmm...
Larry whispers to Yoshi and then the four jump on Boo and bounce on him until the other members of the other three teams start collecting coins.
Dry Bones / Boo = 6
Clawdia / Wendy = 4
Mario / Luigi = 5
Larry Ludwig = 2
Yoshi / Birdo = 2
FIGHT
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Wario and KFK are seen with bruises.
Wario runs at KFK while KFK preforms some weird Kung Fu dance. As Wario
closes in KFK twirls, sending Wario flying into the palace wall.
Waluigi: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ... I... I... I... AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Waluigi is seen picking up something.
FALLS
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Clawdia, Boo, and Luigi's teams - 9
Larry and Yoshi's teams - 7
Five coins fall and each team grabs one, leaving Larry and Yoshi's team behind.
Larry: COME ON! IT'S ONLY THREE COINS!
They begin jumping faster.
FIGHT
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Wario is seen getting up slowly.
Wario: Come get some!
The Kung Fu Koopa karate chops Wario,knocking him down again.
?????: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Waluigi comes up behind Kung Fu Koopa and bashes him with a rock, knocking him off the mountain.
Wario: Wow! You get even freakier and freakier.
Waluigi: ... AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wario: Get the clue and go.
Boo: Roadblock! Go to the gong of fate and hit it until the number 30 appears. After that, you'll get the clue.
Wendy: Let's go!
Wario: Roadblock… Okay! Let's go.
Wario is seen dragging a gagged Waluigi
across the ground.
Larry: One more and…
Larry jumps and gets it.
Yoshi: Let's go already!
They run.
Dry Bones: Is it close?
Mario: Closer than close.
Boo: How close is that?
Mario: Closer than closer than close.
Luigi: Ughhh.
Clawdia: I see it, boys... and daughter.
Wendy smiles.
Luigi: Wario and Waluigi are coming.
Wario: Let's-a go!
The Wario team runs by the others.
Boo: RUUUUUUUUNNNNNN... AND FLOAT!
They chase after.
Larry: I think I see them!
Ludwig: Well, come on!
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Yoshi, grinning, throws an egg towards the other teams.
Larry: (whispering to Ludwig) Yoshi and Birdo have been acting really weird lately. I mean, they’re helping us and we’re helping them, but that grin scared me.
Birdo: Let's go!
The other four teams get to the gong.
Mario: WWWWWHHEEEEEEEEEE!
Mario kicks the gong and it hits 30.
Luigi: O_O ... Let's go.
Boo slaps the gong and 10 appears, Wendy gets 20, and Wario gets 30.
Luigi: Go to the pitstop at the mountaintop.
Mario: To the hill top!
Luigi: Come on!
They run.
Boo: HIYA!
Boo slams the gong with his tongue and
30 appears.
Yoshi and Larry arrive and hit the gong for two 30s.
Yoshi and Larry: Cool!
They get a clue and run.
Boo and Wendy hit the gong for 40 and 10
Boo and Wendy hit it again for 20 and
40.
Luigi: COME ON, MARIO!
Mario: I'M RUNNING! I'M RUNNING!
Snails are seen passing Mario as he goes super slow.
Luigi: Ugh!
Luigi grabs Mario and runs.
Wario: Here we come!
Luigi: OH %*$&#@*#*%&*#(@*&$&**$(@*(@*$*%**&^&!
Waluigi: MPH MMMMMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Larry: Here we come to wreck the day!
Yoshi: Bwahahaha!
Larry: Errrrrrr!
Mario and Luigi climb the ladder to the top unnoticed with Wario and Waluigi, while Larry and Yoshi’s teams talk.
Phil: Mario and Luigi, Wario and Waluigi… Yyou both are first.
Mario and Luigi - 1st
Wario and Waluigi - 2nd
Larry goes to climb the ladder.
Larry: You’re really scaring me, you two.
Ludwig starts climbing.
Birdo: Have they figured out-
Larry: What? Have we figured out what?
Yoshi: We took advantage of your ability to do high quality cheating and made you think we were going to help. We used you to get ahead of the pack.
Larry: Wha? How...? No!
Yoshi slams the ladder with his tongue, knocking it, Larry, and Ludwig off the mountainside.
Larry and Ludwig: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Luigi: MAMAMIA!
Wario: We can't let them win next leg!
Birdo grabs Yoshi and he flings his tongue to the top and pulls them up.
Phil: Yoshi and Birdo… You’re team 3.
Yoshi and Birdo - 3rd
Wendy and Boo: Finally!
Two 30s are seen.
Wendy: It's between our team and yours.
Dry Bones: Yup.
They run.
Clawdia: I wanna win... This is for you, Honey Bunny!
Wendy: What?
Clawdia gets in her shell and puts Wendy on top and shoots at Boo and Dry Bones, but they jump on and launch into the air and to the pitstop.
Phil: Wendy and Clawdia, Dry Bones and Boo, you’re teams 4 and 5.
Dry Bones and Boo - 4th
Wendy and Clawdia - 5th
Wendy: How, though? Everyone was ahead.
Luigi: Yes, but someone betrayed Larry and Ludwig.
Yoshi is seen at a table emitting maniacal laughter.
Wendy: Oh god!
Dry Bones: They can't win!
Phil: The suspense has started and we see a team who'll use the ability of others to their aid. Will they get $1,000,000 or will they be stopped? Find out on another leg. Until then, I'm Phil Keoghan, saying get a life!