Chapter 7: The "Traitor" in Lemmy's
Land
Chapter 7, Part 1: A Webmaster Welcome
Bowletta and Fawful left Sarasaland, and are heading to Dark Land. When they reach Dark Land, they don't see anyone. They think all the Koopas are inside Bowser's castle. Little do they know, the Koopas are having a party inside the castle. However as Bowletta and Fawful go closer to the castle, they hear party music, and Koopas' sounds coming from the castle.
Bowletta: Hmph. Having a party. I want to be in one, too.
Fawful: The Great Cackletta and the me shall barge in the party of loudness, and they will all fear us, and my MUSTARD OF DOOM.
Bowletta: We're not here to do that. We're here to look for a warp pipe that leads to Lemmy's Land.
Bowletta and Fawful go to the warp pipe zone in Dark Land. They go to Lemmy's Land sometimes, by going inside a pipe that says Lemmy's Land. However, when they reach there, they see 1,000 warp pipes.
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
Bowletta: NOOOOOOOO! WE'LL NEVER GET TO LEMMY'S LAND!
But Fawful is calculating something in his mind. Fawful begins saying something complicated.
Fawful: If the sunlight from sun of brightness is hitting on the tower of my leftness in Bowser's castle of bigness, then the water of clearness is running at the green pipe like mustard, and the blue pipe is the bread of the sandwich of the lost, then the red pipe is filled with ketchup of terror, then the the crack of the groundness is pointing at the black pipe of juiceness, so the yellow pipe of the mustard of doom is the linkness of the Mushroom Kingdom of destruction, and the white pipe has the bread on the it, that the boulders next to the purple pipe are the means that the purple pipe is the abyss of the Mario destruction, so grass around the gray pipe of loneliness is the mean that the green pipe is the lettuce of evil catastrophe, so the orange pipe is the leadness to the Lemmy's Land. O Great Cackletta, I know which pipe of confuseness is the one linkness to the Lemmy's Land. The pipe of orangeness that says Lemmy's Land.
Bowletta: Zzzzz- Huh? What? Oh yeah, ok. Orange pipe it is.
They jump in the orange warp pipe that says Lemmy's Land. Then, when they jump out of the orange pipe they find themselves in a trap of Lemmy's Land.
Lemmy's Voice: Hahaha! You have fallen into my trap. Bla bla bla. Where my Land is nothing but fun-filled terror. If you want to have fun, go through the picture of me, Lemmy Koopa. If you're too busy and don't want to have fun, go though the picture of Mario trying to rescue you.
Bowletta and Fawful go through the picture of Lemmy and find themselves in Lemmy's Land. They have already been here before.
Bowletta: Fawful, how did you know?
Fawful: Uh... randomness!
Bowletta: Ok!
Suddenly, Lemmy appears out of nowhere.
Lemmy: Welcome to Lemmy's Land! My name is Lemmy Koopa. Being a fun loving Koopa, I allow only fun things in my site.
Bowletta: We know, Lemmy.
Lemmy: I know. I was toying with you. Now that we're in my Land, you are now in no means of harm in my Land.
Bowser: Unless you break too many rules in here. Now get out of my body!
Bowletta: All right.
Fawful sucks Cackletta's spirit off of Bowser and shoots her spirit back to her body.
Cackletta: Ah, it's good to be back in my own body once in a while.
Lemmy: Now I hope you'll have a fun time in my Land. After all, this is the place where Mario's enemies rule! Support Lemmy's Land! Where do you want to go first?
Cackletta: I don't know.
Lemmy: Interviews, Labyrinths, Fun Fiction, Scribbles, Art Musuem, Funnies, Photos, Mysteries, Lemmy's Life, Iggy's Casino, Roy's Sport Hall, Little Lemmy's Land, Wendy's Phonebooth, White Ice Castle Gym, CDs, Drawing Board?
Cackletta: Hmmmm.
Lemmy: I'm sure that you want to check our new update.
Cackletta: Yes.
Fawful: But shouldn't we...
Cackletta: Not now.
Cackletta and Fawful go to the new parts in the sections.
Lemmy: Hope you have fun!
Chapter 7, Part 2: Lemmy's Latest News
After they finished looking at the update, Cackletta and Fawful are watching a fight in Roy's Sports Hall. Today's fight is Smorg vs. Blue Virus.
Cackletta: Booo! You don't stand a chance, you stupid Blue Virus!
After the match, Smorg defeats Blue Virus. Cackletta and Fawful leave after the match. Then, Cackletta and Fawful go to one of the Interview studios. They see someone interviewing someone else, and they also see Lemmy near the interviewer. They watch the Interview. When it is time for audience questions, the people in the audience raise their hands for questions.
Cackletta: Pick me, you stupid, fat moron!
But the interviewer doesn't pick Cackletta. After the Interview, Cackletta is mad that she didn't get picked to ask a question. She runs to the interviewer.
Interviewer: Hello!
Cackletta: Eat this, jerk!
Cackletta zaps the interviewer with lightling. The interviewer is almost knocked out.
Interviewer: I like pie.
Fawful: (Overkill...)
Just then, Cackletta and Fawful hear a voice coming from Lemmy. They turn around and see Lemmy.
Lemmy: Ahoy there! Your booty awaits!
Cackletta: Stop acting like a pirate.
Lemmy: Ok. I have been in several Interview studios, and I have been observing things during Interviews...
Fawful: And that concerns the Great Cackletta and the me in the hunt of the sandwich of doom because...?
Lemmy: During this day, I heard someone talk about stealing a book from Cackletta. He said that he would rule the Beanbean Kingdom with spells and take over some Woohoo University. He was really whack and crazy.
Fawful: Then why the reasoness that he needs to be in the Land of Lemmy?
Lemmy: I don't know. I don't have all the answers, you know.
Cackletta: Where is this whacko, then?
Lemmy: I can't remember. You'll just have to find him. But I can remember the studios that I went to during this day.
Cackletta: Better than nothing. Take us there!
Lemmy guides Cackletta and Fawful through countless studios. Cackletta and Fawful have doubts that they will ever find the spellbook thief, but Cackletta is not going to give up so easily. Ater hearing that Lemmy had gone to only three Interview studios, though, they think that they might have a chance after all...
To Be Continued...
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