Many years ago, King Fromoto lived peacefully in his village, ruling over them. Day after day, week after week, the same thing would happen every day. Until one day an evil magician by the name of Magestic-Kroopa, cast an evil spell over the village. Day after day they would fall asleep and during their sleep they would turn into fire and burn down their own homes. Once King Fromoto heard about this, he had no choice but to surrender to the magician. Kroopa trapped the king in his own temple and cast a spirit over it and turned it to flames. Now this once peaceful kingdom lives in flames. And instead of a nice temple, a FIRE TEMPLE stands. And all of this is where the Marios are heading. And so we continue our story...
Peach: OUCH!
Toadsworth: OH MY GOSH! The princess is hurt! CODE BLUE CODE BLUE!
Peach: Toadsworth, calm down. It's just this stone seems to be growing hotter and hotter.
Mario: It must mean that...
Luigi: WHAT DOES IT MEAN, MARIO?!
Mario: Excuse you... As I was saying, it must mean that we are getting closer to...
Peach: Too what?
Mario: The brick festival!
Luigi: Mario, your head is a brick.
Mario: MUFFIN!
Toadsworth: I say, muffin!
Mario: No, really, a muffin!
Peach: WOAH! What about it?
Luigi: There seems to be a string attached to it.
Toadsworth: Now be careful, it might be a trick!
Mario: The string is made of cheese.
Luigi: NO, MARIO! WAIT!
Mario pulls the string and a giant spring pops out and they are shot toward... a desert.
Toadsworth: Oh rotten mustard, I forgot to check out of the hotel.
Peach: Oh no, now we owe like 60 coins.
Mario: Ooh-a, a desert!
Luigi: Something seems fishy... Why is it that we were in a jungle by a hotel and have somehow vanished to a desert.
Peach: Oh, good thing I kept this umbrella I got from Toadsworth!
Luigi: Some people are just luckier than others.
They all land in the middle of a desert.
Toadsworth: Where do we go now? TELL ME!
Peach: Toadsworth, don't have a heart attack.
Mario: I'm hot-a.
Luigi: Well I was granted the power of water...
Mario: So?
Luigi: ... :( Mario, sometimes I wish...
Mario: Upon a star! I WIN! BINGO! :)
Luigi sprays water onto the ground and it starts to melt away.
Luigi: Hey, guys, look at this. The sand is vanishing!
Peach: Wow! Keep spraying!
Luigi sprays everywhere and a building starts to form.
Toadsworth: I say, is this starting to resemble a temple?
Luigi: Guys, I think we just came across one of the biggest finds ever!
Mario: Hmmm... I don't get it.
Peach: Mario, that is a cactus.
Mario: I knew that.
Luigi: Well it seems we have just found the fire temple.
Toadsworth: Nothing seems hot about it...
Mario: CREAM OF CORN!
Peach: What?
Toadsworth: Oh my, hit the deck...
Mario: This cactus opened and poked me.
Luigi: Hmm. Seems you found a secret passage.
Mario: Oh yeah! Nnow give me a nickel.
Peach: Hmm. It only says "FIT FOR ONE PERSON"
Luigi: That means only one of us can go.
Mario jumps in.
Luigi: MARIO, WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Mario: WEEEEEEE!!!!
Mario crashes into the bottom.
Mario: Wow! A peanut!
Peach: Mario, what's down there?
Mario: Wait I hear something... Sounds like water...
Luigi: Water... Hmmm... WAIT, MARIO! EVERYONE GET BACK!
Toadsworth: Why?
Water rushes under the platform Mario is standing on and he is shot out of the cactus high up into the sky. Water rushes toward the fire temple.
Peach: Wha? What is going on?
The sand runs off the temple and blazing fire is seen.
Toadsworth: Oh my I'm hot... *caugh*
Luigi: I'm... about... t..to faint!
Peach: The... s...t..o..n..e...
Luigi: OH, RIGHT!
Luigi throws the stone at the temple and the fire drifts away. Mario falls off the water and rolls down into the temple.
Luigi: WE'RE COMING, MARIO!
Peach: LET'S GO QUICKLY! My little Mario is in trouble...
Toadsworth: Hold on please...
Luigi: Interesting... Hmmm...
Peach: What?
Luigi: I'm trying to depict these hieroglyphics...
Mario: Mamamia... My head hurts
Luigi: It says that the bearer of the fire power is a witch... but it also says that she cursed this temple so that bearers of the powers can't use them...
Toadsworth: That's not good. You won't be able to use your powers then.
Luigi: Then I guess we are back to our normal selves for now.
Peach: Better get moving. Don't have much time.
Mario: Ooh, look-a there is a door up ahead!
Luigi: Well let's go through.
They go through the door and end up in a large room. Spikes pop out of the walls and doors.
Speaker: Please say password.
Luigi: What?
Speaker: Please say password.
Luigi: I don't know any password!
The walls start to move toward them.
Peach: We're gonna be crushed!
Speaker: Say password NOW!
Luigi: Judging by the movement, we have exactly 30 seconds!
Toadsworth: Well, Master Luigi, say something!
Luigi: Uhh, Witch... Temple... FIRE!
Speaker: ... Who are you four?
Peach: We wish to see the witch of this temple...
The walls stop.
Speaker: She is in a meeting right now.
Mario: With-a who-a?
Speaker: I think the person's name was a Mr. Bowser Koopa... and I think he brought a Kammy Koopa too!
Toadsworth: OH MY!
Peach: What are we to do? Bowser is probably looking for the stone. We need a plan.
Luigi: We go to battle!
Mario: With what? We have no weapons.
Luigi: We can use our courage and normal body strength.
Toadsworth: Yeah, like I'm going to get anywhere.
Peach: Come on, Toadsworth, just try...
Mario: Maybe we don't have to go to battle...
Bowser: WOAH! What are you doing here?!
Kammy: Grrr... Now my master will have to break his back to fight you.
Luigi: Grr. You think you can beat TEAM MAR... LUIGI?!
Bowser: I guess that's exactly what I'm saying. But what is the point of fighting when I can just do this!
Bowser uses his fire breath and the floor below the Marios breaks and they fall down to their doom!
Mario: Mamamia... Where are we?
Luigi: We seem to have fallen below, to some lava infested cave.
Peach: I don't even see the place we fell from! ... Wait, where is Toadsworth?
Luigi: Look over there!
They walk over to a pit of lava.
Peach: It's Toadsworth's cane.
Mario: So he must have fallen into the l..lava...
Peach: NO NO NO!!! This can't BE!!!
Peach falls down and starts to cry.
Peach: This day is not going well. First we get trapped down here, now my favorite person has just fallen into boiling hot lava and is probably dead!
Mario: *sob* LOOK!
Luigi: WHAT?!
Mario: There is a door over there.
Luigi: Peach, are you ok to start moving? Because we have to get out of here.
Peach: ... Ok...
Luigi: Good, then let's go get the spirit.
The Marios go through the door and end up in the battle room.
Mario: Wowowowowowowowowoowwowowowow!
Luigi: This is one big battle room!
Witch: THANK YOU! Gahahahahahaha!
Peach: Who are you!
Witch: I'm the wicked witch of this temple! I am the holder of the fire stone... yeah... And you can't stop me!
The Marios enter battle. The witch shoots them with a ball of magic. Wierdly, Mario is turned into a balloon.
Mario: Help me... Wait, this is fun... GOING UP!
Witch: Why on earth are you wasting my time trying to defeat me, because...
Mario rises into the air so high he pops on a fan. Mario turns back into Mario, but pieces of the balloon get caught in the witch's throat!
Witch: *cough* ACK!
The witch loses her magic and falls to the ground.
Witch: Whew ,that was a close one...
Luigi: Now where is the stone...?
Witch: What stone?
Luigi: ... What do you mean?
Witch: I don't know what you mean by stone. I don't have any stone.
Luigi: The fire stone!
Witch: I'm afraid you have the wrong person. If you're looking for a fire stone, my boss would have that.
Peach: Who is your boss?
Witch: Fire Guy. He is a Shy Guy made of fire. He is difficult to destroy, so be careful.
Luigi: But you told us you had the stone.
Witch: That is what he wanted me to say.
Mario: How-a do we get-a there?
Witch: He lives on the top roof of this temple. To get there is dangerous, so I'll have to take you there.
Luigi: I think we will go by ourselves.
Witch: Fine by me, but be careful...
Peach: Let's go... I want revenge.
Luigi: I think we're lost.
Mario: Why do you think that?
Luigi: Well we're not getting anywhere!
Peach: *sigh* It's too hot... If we don't get somewhere soon, we could overheat to death... like my favorite toad.
Luigi: Peachy, I understand what you're going through, but you need to forget the past.
Peach: WHY?!
Mario: Because he said so-a.
Peach: ... Wh...
Luigi: Ok, that's enough, Peach.
Peach: Fine.
Mario: Hey, I think I see a door up ahead!
Luigi: HOORAY! Finally something good.
Peach: Or something bad...
(They enter through the large door into a room all gold.)
Luigi: WOW! This must be where Fire Guy keeps his money.
Mario: How about-a we take some and run?
(Everyone looks around and then at a large Shy Guy in the middle of the room... eating a cake.)
Mario: Hello!
Gourmet Guy: What....
Mario: What are you doing over there?
Gourmet Guy: Eating a delicious cake!
Peach: Do you know how to get out of here?
Gourmet Guy: Of course, but you must give me the password. And a brownie... I'm starving.
Mario: How about a Slim Fast bar?
Gourmet Guy: Hey, that's not funny.
Mario: Well I thought it was.
Peach: But we don't know the password.
Gourmet Guy: Well then why did you bother?
Luigi: Look, we need to find Fire Guy... Where is he?
Gourmet Guy: Right behind that door. But you need the password.
Mario: There is no door.
Gourmet Guy: Idiots! It's hidden.
Peach: How about if I bake you one-
Gourmet Guy: Two!
Peach: Ummm... Two cakes. Then you give us the password!
Gourmet Guy: Fine... But there is no kitchen.
Peach: Hmmmmmm... I bet there is one where Fire Guy is. How about after we "speak" with Fire Guy, we'll bring you a cake.
Gourmet Guy: ... Fine... The password is... password.
Luigi: PASSWORD!
There is a bright flash and then a door opens.
Peach: Thanks.
Gourmet Guy: But you be-
Luigi: MARIO! Why did you hit him over the head with your shoe?!
Mario: So we don't have to make a cake.
Peach: Let's just go.
They walk through the door and into a giant room... filled with fire.
Fire Guy: Hi! How are you? What can I do for ya?
Mario: We want the fire spirit, please.
Fire Guy: HO HO HO! You make me laugh. I suppose I could just give you this special power... for a price.
Peach: We don't make deals.
Fire Guy: Ho HO HO! I should have made myself clear. How about for this guy I picked up?
Luigi: What guy?
Fire Guy: Well he fell into my bathtub and I thought I would keep him for a while. He told me his name was Toadsworth. I didn't turn it on so the lava wasn't hot. He went right through the drain and behind that wall there.
Peach: No way we are going to let you keep him.
Fire Guy: Well I suppose it was kind of a large bet. HMMMMMM... Wait, do you hear something?
Mario: Why am I shaking?
Fire Guy: The volcano is going to erupt!
Gourmet Guy: EEEEKK! Lava is entering the gold room!
Fire Guy: Then close the door, doofus!
Gourmet Guy: Oh, right!
Fire Guy: Wrong way!
Gourmet Guy: Oh, right!
Peach: How do we get out?
Fire Guy: We'll take my elevator. Oh, and somebody get the old man.
Luigi: Got it!
Luigi opens the door and Toadsworth comes out.
Peach: Toadsworth!
Toadsworth: I say... We must get out!
Fire Guy: Follow me!
Mario: Wait! He left the spirit on the table!
Luigi: Not now! We don't have time!
They get in the elevator and rise to the top of the volcano!
Fire Guy: Everyone take these parachutes!
Mario: Why?
Fire Guy: We'll have to jump off the volcano!
Peach: Cool.
Toadsworth: Oh, I'm too old to jump off anything.
Luigi: Too late!
They jump off the volcano and land on the ground right when the lave pours out. But the spirit comes with it and lands on a nearby stump.
Mario: What are the odds of that?
Fire Guy: Well I suppose you can have it. I hate it anyway... constantly asking questions.
Luigi: Something seems wrong.
Peach: Like what?
Luigi: This was too short of an adventure. Where is all the action?
Mario: Luigi! You'll jinx us!
Peach: Yeah, be thankful we didn't have to go through all of that.
Luigi: You're right. Well Mario, you get the spirit!
Mario: Yay!
Mario grabs the spirit, which is locked in a case.
Mario: It's locked.
Fire Guy: Oh, I forgot to mention that the key is located on an island... for safe keeping.
Toadsworth: What did you say?
Fire Guy: Oh, but don't worry, there is nothing creepy on the island. It's just something small. But if you're looking for the Light spirit, then it's on the next island over. So you should be heading out that way anyway.
Luigi: Well great... Let's go then... How do we get there?
A dark cloud appears.
Element King: Oh sorry, did I scare you? I came to pick up my wonderful missing spirits.
Toadsworth: What?
Element King: Yeah, sorry Toadsworth and Luigi, I must take the powers from you. Protocals, you see.
He extracts the powers.
Element King: Well thank you. I'll take the fire spirit, too. Bring me the key along with the Light spirit when you have them. Good luck.
Luigi: That was awkward.
Peach: Can we go now? We don't have much time. I'm sure Bowser is up to something.
Mario: Then let's go. I know a whale who could take us directly to this so-called island.
Fire Guy: Skeleton Isle.
Mario: Uhhhh... right.
Fire Guy: It's just to scare away people. Nothing bad, don't worry.
Gourmet Guy: Hey wait, where is my cake?
Peach: Let's go now!
To Be Continued...
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