CHAPTAR TU!
Mario was walking along in the lovely woods with all of his partners and stuff, when they come along a generic temple. It was one of those elemental temples, like in the Zelda games. But this was no ORDINARY temple... it was the TEMPLE OF PLASTIC! WHOAMG! There was an old, bearded, plastic Cleft in front of the UBER TEMPLE!
Cleft: I are Cleftington. Cleftington lock self out of own temple! Can Mustache, Doohickey, Mushroom, and Thingy help Cleftington?
Toadette: ... You own your own temple? Wow, you're very rich.
Cleftington: Actually, win from Tutankoopa in poker. Then win Powerball. Cleftington rich, though.
Angst: Woe is I. I'll never have that much money... another reason to moan...
Cleftington: Don't worry, Cleftington loan Doohickey money maybe... nah.
Angst: Ah...
Mario: >.>
Ake: EVERYBODY SHUT UP! If we let you in, you're giving us a Relic Doohickey.
Cleftington: Oh, Cleftington have that at back of temple. Past the death-defying traps and horrible monsters.
Toadette: That's convincing.
Mario hammers the door down.
Cleftington: Thanks!
Before they walk in, a bunch of shiny fish fly out. I don't know why.
Cleftington: DON'T STAND AROUND! YOU'RE ALL MEATSHIELDS! ACT LIKE IT!
Ake: NO! I DON'T LIKE ALUMINUM FISH!
Ake quickly runs away as the Aluminum Fish charge at Mario's party.
Mario: 15 HP
Toadette: 10 HP
Angst: 10 HP
Cleftington: 10 HP (Cleftington has
a defense of 1)
Fish 1: 10 HP
Fish 2: 10 HP
Fish 3: 10 HP
Fish 4: 10 HP (They all have a defense
of 3)
Toadette: Ake's gone, we need help. Cleftington...
Cleftington: ... Okay...
*Mario jumps on Fish 1*
Mario: Wah!
Toadette: NO DAMAGE?!
Angst: Woe...
*Angst uses Angst*
Angst: Mario, for cheap hunks of plastic, they're tough. Woe is us. They have a defense of 3! But I think I may know a weak point. Mario, do you know what happens to plastic when it's exposed to fire?
Mario: Nn-nn.
Angst: Oh. Me neither.
*Toadette pulls a Fire Flower out of Mario's Pocket*
Toadette: Stupid males, this is how it's done!
*The Fire Flower sprays fire over the enemies. They all shatter due to their plasticness.*
Toadette: That's better.
They walk into the temple. Ake rejoins them.
Cleftington: Okay, have fun, I'm leaving. Off to my quarters, to count my money. Get it? Quarters, riches... LAUGH!
Angst: ... Ha.
Cleftington: Hmph. You wouldn't know what's funny if it hit you in the face.
Cleffington stomps off.
Toadette: Glad he's gone.
Angst: You may find me crazy, but I think not.
Toadette: Yes, I find you crazy.
Angst: Anyway, think about it if we
were in battle. We have balanced characters, offensive characters, and
defensive characters. Balanced characters are the characters such as Mario,
who usually just attack to add
on damage, or use items a lot. I'd
say Mario, me, and Ake are balanced characters. Offensive characters are
the characters that have high attack or have special attacks that are powerful.
They are the strong hitters of our group. We have none, but you could say
Mario's on the border of it. Defensive characters are the wizard-type people
or people with defense and/or high HP. They can take a hit, and can prevent
others from taking hits. I would consider Toadette defensive. She can throw
a lot of Mushrooms. Cleftington would not only be offensive, but also a
little defensive!
Toadette: ... Okay.
Ake: HOLD IT! My boring sensors are acting up... The reader is steadily getting bored!
Ake quickly jumps on a ball juggling Mario, Toadette, Angst, and Mangon. She jumps off.
Ake: That will hold them for now. Let's go.
So they begin THE EVIL JOURNEY THROUGH THE PALACE OF SOMETHINGNESS.
Let's change the channel!
The scene is an average Mario game meadow, with the mountains with eyes and blocks floating around for no apparent reason. Bowser tears out of the blue sky like paper and lands on his face. He slowly looks up, gets surprised, and leaps up onto his feet.
Bowser: Um, yeah, King of Koopas here! Hello, non-existant readers! I've come with secret info on this story! You want to know some upcoming characters? Well, see these photos I've assuredly paid for. Look at them!
Bowser: Super Mario RPG fans will go whoop for this one! Mallow!
Bowser: 1000 Brownie Points to whoever tells me who this one is. I hope there are people who know their video games...
Bowser: Lucky? Comic relief guy for the win.
Bowser: Dunsparse looks ready for some |-|4><1|\|G.
Bowser: Master Chief needs a weapon.
Bowser: Zelda fans will... hurl. Tingle.
Bowser: Er... I guess this is a character... Behold the Tetris Blocks.
Bowser: He's back, and he has more fury than ever!
Bowser: It seems to be Kirby. Gwah ha ha ha! The little puffball is making it in the story.
Bowser: ... Michael Jackson. No comment.
Bowser: Wow, these photos are surprising.
A Goomba walks up to Bowser and whispers in his ear.
Bowser: Oh, that's news. To whoever's watching, THREE of these are NOT real! Also, only one of these will join Mario's party! *checks his collectable Princess Peach watch* Oh, we're out of time! Better leave in a boring fashion.
Bowser walks off the side of the screen.
Toadette leaps out of the way of a gigantic stone block that was about to crush her, one of the millions of traps they've set off.
Angst: You almost got crushed, Toadette.
Toadette: Thanks. I noticed.
There's a commotion going on in the room ahead. Apparently, someone is already battling some Plastic Pies.
Ake: Let's see... Since we're the good guys, we're forced to help him.
Toadette: Yes.
They walk into the next room, suprisingly, to find Geno. However, there is no chance to talk, the Plastic Pies attack them.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I will not have more than four partners out at once. If any one of Mario's partners fall, then another party member will come to replace him or her.
Mario: 15 HP
Angst: 10 HP
Toadette: 10 HP
Geno: 15 HP
Pie 1: 7 HP
Pie 2: 10 HP
Pie 3 10 HP
Pie 4: 10 HP (They all have a defense
of 1)
Angst: Mario, use a Fire Flower!
Mario: *empties pockets*
Angst: That was the only one? Woe...
Toadette: Luckily for you males, I have come up with a solution. *holds up a Mushroom with its cap on fire* It's a Fire Shroom. I learned how to make these a while ago.
Mario hammers the first Pie.
Angst slaps an enemy, doing no damage.
Toadette throws a Fire Shroom at Pie 2. It shatters.
Geno fires a Geno Beam at Pie 1.
All the Pies group up and attack Angst.
Mario: 15 HP
Angst: 2 HP (DANGER!)
Toadette: 10 HP
Geno: 15 HP
Pie 1: 3 HP
Pie 3 10 HP
Pie 4: 10 HP
Mario defends. Defense is up 1 for a turn.
Angst starts thinking of Rawk Hawk, and suddenly realizes how he can attack.
Angst: Yes! I'll be just like him!
Angst headbutts a plastic pie, but hurts himself a little.
Geno shoots Pie 1. It is destroyed.
Toadette gives Angst a mushroom.
The two pies attack Angst.
Mario: 15 HP
Angst: 3 HP(DANGER!)
Toadette: 10 HP
Geno: 15 HP
Pie 3 10 HP
Pie 4: 10 HP
Toadette throws a Fire Shroom at Pie 3. It shatters.
Mario uses Power Jump on Pie 4.
Angst Headbutts Pie 4.
Geno uses Geno Beam on Pie 4.
Pie 4 attacks Angst. Angst is defeated!
Ake comes in and replaces Angst.
Mario: 15 HP
Ake: 15 HP
Toadette: 10 HP
Geno: 15 HP
Pie 4: 1 HP
Mario hammers the last Pie. It is defeated.
Angst: Hey, you're that guy from Super Mario RPG that everyone talked about! Geno...
Geno: Yeah, LOL.
...
GENO JOINED TEH PARTAY!
Angst: ... W-w-what?
Toadette: That surprised me.
Mario: ...?
Geno: Yes, LOL.
Angst: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!
Geno: I have Internet now, LOL!
...
Geno: ROFL.
Toadette: What's a roffle?
Geno: LOL, you don't know what ROFL is. ROFL.
Ake: Yeah, startling reunion. Let's go get our reward for breaking into Cleftington's Temple. Oh, and Geno, XD >>>>>>> LOL.
Geno: Shut up!
Mario: Let's-a go!
Angst: You all heard Mario! Let's head deeper into the Plastic Temple of Impending Doom.
In the next room, there's a Relic Doohickey sitting on a podium. Mario grabs it.
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN! DUN DUN DUN DEE
DOO DUM DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN! YOU GOTS A
RELIC DOOHICKEY!
Mario: Wahoo!
Cleftington runs in.
Cleffington: Did I remember to tell you about the fact that I always keep a fake Relic Doohickey to protect the real one and that the fake one turns into a terrible, terrible, 8-legged monster once touched and that I forgot where I put the real one and that we're all going to die?
...
Geno: LOL.
Everyone stares at Geno.
Geno: Everyone always keeps looking at me.
Then, the Doohickey decides to sprout eight legs and attack.
The Octohickey sits on its podium with its tentacles outstretched, taking up half of the stage. It sends out two Official Life-Sized Luigi Action Figures (batteries not included).
Mario: 15 HP
Geno: 15 HP
Angst: 10 HP
Toadette: 10 HP
Luigi 1: 10 HP
Luigi 2: 10 HP
Octohickey: 100 HP (Defense: 5)
Angst uses Angst!
Angst: Oh woe... he has defense higher than any of our attacks, even Geno's Geno Beam... I suppose we'll have to resort to other means of hurting him. Remember, Octohickey is plastic, and fire still hurts him a lot.
Toadette: Um... Angst. I'm out of Fire Shrooms.
Angst: ... We're dead...
Mario hammers Luigi 1.
Geno uses Geno Boost on himself. Attack is boosted by 3 and Defense is boosted by 1.
Toadette uses a Speedy Shroom on Geno. Geno can now attack twice!
Luigi 1 fires a green fireball at Toadette. Toadette is burned! Toadette takes burn damage!
Luigi 2 jumps on Geno.
Octohickey fires a red beam at Mario.
Mario: 13 HP
Geno: 15 HP(x2 speed!)(Geno Boosted!)
Angst: 8 HP
Toadette: 7 HP(Burned!)
Luigi 1: 8 HP
Luigi 2: 10 HP
Octohickey: 100 HP
Mario Power Jumps Luigi 1.
Geno uses Geno Beam on Luigi 1. The Luigi is defeated! It explodes, sending a fireball straight into the Octohickey's eye. It hurts it. BAD.
Geno uses Geno Beam on Octohickey's face. Due to taking a strong hit from a fireball, it falls to the ground, unconscious.
Toadette throws a Poison Shroom at Octohickey. Octohickey is poisoned! Octohickey takes poison damage! Toadette takes burn damage!
Angst Headbutts Luigi 2. Angst takes a recoil.
Luigi 2 hammers Angst.
Luigi 3 joins the battle.
Mario: 13 HP
Geno: 15 HP(x2 speed!)(Geno Boosted!)
Angst: 5 HP (DANGER!)
Toadette: 6 HP(Burned!)
Luigi 2: 7 HP
Luigi 3: 10 HP
Octohickey: 76 HP(Dazed!)(Poisoned!)
Mario jumps on Luigi 2.
Geno uses Geno Beam on Octohickey twice! Geno is out of FP! Geno loses the Geno Boost.
Angst headbutts Luigi 2. Angst takes recoil damage.
Toadette throws a Power Shroom at Mario. Mario's attack goes up by 3!
Toadette takes Burn Damage!
Luigi 2 and 3 hammer Angst. Angst is defeated! Ake joins the battle!
Octohickey wakes up and takes poison damage. Octohickey jumps up, and lands on the good guys. It crawls back onto its podium.
A Shy Guy in the audience jumps onto the stage, and runs backstage. Water pours onto Octohickey, and the poison os removed.
Mario: 13 HP(+3 Attack!)
Geno: 15 HP(x2 speed!)(Out of FP!)
Ake: 15 HP
Toadette: 5 HP(Burned!)(DANGER!)
Luigi 2: 2 HP
Luigi 3: 10 HP
Octohickey: 69 HP
Mario hammers Luigi 2. Luigi 2 is defeated! A fireball hits Octohickey in the face.
Geno shoots Luigi 3 twice. Geno loses speed.
Ake pulls out the Dark Mango Sceptor she stole from Dark Mangon.
Ake: MANGO!
Mangos hit the opposing enemies with mangos, while the good guys heal. Luigi 3 is defeated! A fireball hits Octohickey in the face.
Toadette hands Geno a Flowershroom. Geno's FP is restored! Toadette is out of Mushrooms for three turns! Toadette takes burn damage!
Geno: LOL, thanks.
Octohickey gets angry. Octohickey repeatedly smashes Toadette with a tentacle and hits her into the background. Cleftington joins the battle.
Cleftington: Cleftington help!
The background falls over onto everybody. Luigis 4 and 5 join the battle.
Mario: 15 HP(+3 Attack!)
Geno: 15 HP
Ake: 15 HP
Cleftington: 10 HP(Defense: 1)
Luigi 4: 10 HP
Luigi 5: 10 HP
Octohickey: 29 HP
Mario Power Jumps Octohickey.
Geno uses Geno Boost!
Ake attacks Luigi 4 with her sack.
Cleftington starts charging.
Luigi 4 and 5 use Fireballs at Mario. Mario is burned!
Octohickey jumps up, and hangs from the ceiling. It shakes the ceiling, causing junk to fall down.
Mario: 10 HP(+3 Attack!)(Burned!)
Geno: 14 HP(Geno Boosted!)
Ake: 14 HP
Cleftington: 10 HP(Defense: 1)
Luigi 4: 10 HP
Luigi 5: 10 HP
Octohickey: 28 HP(Hanging on the ceiling!)
Mario Power Jumps Luigi 4. Mario takes burn damage! Mario's power is gone!
Geno uses Geno Beam on Octohickey. Octohickey falls down!
Ake attacks Luigi 4.
Clefington unleashes energy, jumps, and flies into Octohickey's face.
Octohickey casts a thunderbolt on Cleftington.
The Luigis jump on Mario.
Mario: 10 HP(Burned!)(DANGER!)
Geno: 14 HP(Geno Boosted!)
Ake: 14 HP
Cleftington: 5 HP(DANGER!)
Luigi 4: 1 HP
Luigi 5: 10 HP
Octohickey: 20 HP
Mario hammers Luigi 4, and the final fireball knocks Octohickey out. It explodes.
Cleftington: Hey! Cleftington useful!
Angst and Toadette wake up to see the shattered remains of the fake Relic Doohickey.
Angst: Wha happened...?
Cleftington: Good people win!
Ake: Okay, we win! Let's go and steal Cleftington's Relic Doohickey.
They walk into the secret room, take the Relic Doohickey, and swirley lines start appearing again. LAWL, TELEPORT.
But little do they know, Continental Drift is still at large, thinking up plans to take over the world...
Then the Temple of Plastic explodes.
END O' TEH CHAPTAR
To Be Continued...
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