Chapter 4, Part 2: E. Gadd's Lab
Mario: Luigi!!!
Luigi lands on the ground. Hard.
???: BWAHAHA! Take that, Sl- uhhh...
Mario: Ugggghhhh... WHEN WILL YOU GIVE UP, BOWSER?!
Bowser: NEVER, SL- CRUD. (Gotta stop saying that.)
Mario: What's with the sl-crud, or sl-uhhh...?
Bowser: Nothing sl-... sl..owpoke?
Mario: ...
Bowser: What, sl...uuigi?
Luigi: Just a second...
Bowser: Koopalings! Ambush them!
Morton: ...antimacassar, noun, a covering to protect...
Bowser: Except you, Morton.
Ludwig: Vhy'd you bring us here?
Lemmy: How'd you know Mario was here?
Bowser: Uhhh...
Vivian: Mario! That's-
Beldam grabs her, then shrinks into the Shadows.
Vivian: Auuugghh...
Then a mysterious voice comes from nowhere.
???: Okay, boys! I'm transporting you back to my lab!
Mario and Luigi disappear. They wake up in a dark place.
???: Boys... Boys... C'mon, boys, wake up!
Mario: Hungh? E. Gadd!
E. Gadd: Yup! Now boys! I need help! I'm being spied on! I, and other great professors, have come here to help.
Frankly: Hi boys, never seen Greenie before... (As far as I can remember...)
E. Gadd: Yeah...
Suddenly, E. Gadd's machine starts beeping.
Machine: Nop Ed Lenap!
E. Gadd: They're here... POWER OF THE COLBALT STAR, PROTECT US!!!
A barrier goes around the lab.
Mario: TH-THE COLBALT S-S-S-S-S-TAR?!
Then, a crashing can be heard.
E. Gadd: Darned Colbalt Star! It don't like us!
???: Heh, heh, heh...
E. Gadd: You're the one who's been spyin' on me, you freak!
Luigi: NOOOOOOO! The reign of terror has fallen upon us, and now the world will end, here and there, and in Brooklyn, and great walloping DADs are falling onto the green pipes... OF TERROR... and the terrifying terrifist terrifies even the greatest terrifyer, lier, Dreyer, Mike Meyer... WAAAAH, When will it end... hmmmmmm...
Mario: Augh... Luigi goes crazy when he faces his own fear...
Luigi: BOOOOOOGLY, OOOOOOOGLY, NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI, LONG AND WINDING... GET AWAY11111 5389053485... Laaalalala... Shimmy boogie, get out of here, Vincent Van Goreeeeeeee!
Mario: LUIGI, WAAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEE UUUUUUPPPPPP!!!
Luigi: He's here! King BOO'S HEEEEREEE!
Mario: Luigi, please calm down, please...
E. Gadd: Face the wrath of my (Now where'd I put it?) Poltergust 3000... AND 6!
King Boo: 3006?! NO! I have to tell-
King Boo flies away.
E. Gadd: Look, boys, I wanted to- LUIGI!!!
Luigi is on the floor, red.
Mario: Luigi! No! He's warm. I think he has a fever.
E. Gadd: Ah, perfect timing. Use my Insta-temp!
Mario uses it.
Mario: 100-
E. Gadd: That's only a little high!
Mario: -and fifty.
E. Gadd: Oh my gosh!!! Luigi won't survive at this rate.
Mario: But he has to! He just has to!
E. Gadd: There- There's nothing we can do. He's gone... Why?! Darn you, FAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!
Mario: Send me back. I can take 'er alone.
E. Gadd: 'Kay.
Mario gets transported back to Rogueport.
Chapter 4, Part 3: Game Over, For Good.
S. Queen: WAHAHA! MARIO, YOU'VE COME BACK FOR MOoOoOoOoORE?! WAHAHAHA! GOOD JOB VIVIAN, FOR GETTING RID OoOoOoOoOF GREENIE!
Mario: Vivian?!
Vivian appears out of the shadows.
Vivian: I'm sorry! Aromix said tha-
Beldam: Say no more, you darned foolish child!
Mario: Aromix? Where have I heard that?
Vivian: Mmmph!
Ludwig plunges toward Mario.
Ludwig: You vorget about us?! This is for stealing my laser pen!
WHAM! Mario staggers backwards.
Ludwig: You're gonna pay!
BATTLE SEQUENCE!!!
HP:
Ludwig: 60/60
Mario: 49/50
Mario jumps... and finishes off with
a ground pound!
Ludwig charges up a fireball and hides
in his shell... and spits out his fireball... AND NOW his shell's on fire!
But wait... He flings his shell at Mario and causes extra damage!
HP:
Ludwig: 55/60
Mario: 29/50
Mario: Augh... This guy is strong!
Ludwig: *crazy laugh* And you thought
you could beat me?!
Mario takes out a fireball and throws
fireballs like crazy.
Ludwig has to recharge!
HP:
Ludwig: 49/60
Mario: 29/50
Mario jumps!
Ludwig does flaming shell!
HP:
Ludwig: 44/60
Mario: 9/50
Mario jumps!
Ludwig must recharge!
HP:
Ludwig: 39/60
Mario: 9/50
Mario: Too bad Luigi had the suitcase...
Mario jumps!
Ludwig does mini fireball?
HP:
Ludwig: 34/60
Mario: 7/50
Mario: What the?
Ludwig: I like my enemies to die a
slow... horrible... PAINFUL DEATH!
Mario uses spring jump!
Ludwig uses his otua-bot nine-thousand!
HP:
Ludwig: 24/60
Mario: 2/50
Mario uses spring jump!
Ludwig uses slapper!
HP:
Ludwig: 14/60
Mario: 1 1/2 /50
Mario: I can’t have half damage!
Ludwig: Yes you can half half damage!
That's 1/4! *crazy laugh*
Mario uses spring jump...
But Ludwig deflects with flaming shell!
Mario ends up getting burnt and poked...
HP:
Ludwig: 14/60
Mario: 0/50...
Ludwig wins!
Battle over...
S. Queen: BELDAM! GET RID OF MARIOoOoOoOoOoOoOo...
No reply.
S. Queen: Beldam?!
Suddenly a shadowy figure comes out and punches Ludwig.
Lemmy: Ludwig!
To Be Continued...
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