The Ultimate RPG Quest

The Ultimate RPG Quest

Joe: Hello, and welcome to the Ultimate RPG Quest! Here the Ultimate RPG Quest will be held! This story is heavy on RPG stats, so don't expect any random thing saying "By luck all HP is restored". That's dumb! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the Ultimate RPG Quest, everyone!

One boring day at Mario's house, Mario and Luigi are relaxing in their home when that annoying Parakarry comes and dropped of a letter.

Parakarry: Mail call!

Parakarry leaves. Luigi goes outside and gets the mail. He goes back into the house.

Luigi: Hey Bro, you got mail from Princess Peach.

Mario: Princess Peach, huh? Well I can't refuse.

Mario opens the letter and reads it.

Luigi: Well?

Mario: It says "Dear Mario, come to the castle. There's something surprisingly shocking! Signed, Princess Peach." See ya, Bro.

Luigi: Aw man, I never get to have any fun.

Mario goes out of the house and towards Peach's Castle. He arrives.

Peach: I knew you would come, Mario!

Mario: What's the hubub, Princess?

Peach: Well, it's-

???: It's the Star Spirits, Mario.

Mario: Woah, who said that?

(Eldstar appears.)

Eldstar: I did. Mario, trouble is once again on the loose! A big collaboration of villians are meeting at Bowser's Castle. We think that those villains are teaming up to annihilate you once and for all!

Mario: Yikes. So what do you want me to do about it?

Eldstar: You must go and stop these villains from ruling the world!

Mario: I thought they wanted to kill me.

Eldstar: They want to conquer the world too!

Mario: Oh. Time for me to go!

Eldstar: Hold on! Before you can go, we must take a look at your stats!

Mario
Lv. 1
HP: 20/20
FP: 16/16
Attack: 8
Defense: 6
Speed: 5
Stache: 7
Pants: none
Badge: none
Weapon: none
Abilities:
Jump: FP usage: 3
Items: none
Key Items: none
Coins: 1
Exp left: 14

Mario: That's impressive!

Eldstar: Now go, Mario, and save the world!

Peach: Be careful, Mario.

Mario exits the castle.

???: Hey, Mario! Wait!

Professor Frankly runs up to Mario.

Frankly: You're going on an adventure, right?

Mario: Yep! That's correct.

Frankly: Then you'll be needing this!

Frankly takes out an old book.

Mario: What is it?

Frankly: It's the Book of Monsters! Use this on an enemy and Eldstar will tell you who it is.

Mario: Wait a minute, how do you know about Eldstar?

Frankly: I saw him through a castle window.

Mario: ... Okay then, see ya!

Mario enters the world map.

Mario: What's this?

Eldstar: This is how we explore areas. When you leave an area, you'll enter this place. The world is divided into eight worlds. Right now you're in World 1.

Mario enters Shroom Path. He starts a battle with two Goombas.

Mario vs. Goomba x2

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 20/20
FP: 16/16
Mario uses the Book of Monsters. Eldstar appears.
Eldstar: That is a Goomba. He's pretty weak if you ask me. HP: 5 Attack: 9 Defense: 6 Speed: 4

Enemy Start!
Goomba1
HP: 5/5
Goomba1 attacks Mario for 3 damage.

Goomba2
HP: 5/5
Goomba2 attacks Mario.
Mario blocks.
Goomba2 does 2 damage.

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 15/20
FP: 16/16
Mario uses Jump and deals 5 damage to Goomba1. Goomba1 is defeated.

Enemy Start!
Goomba2
HP: 5/5
Goomba2 attacks Mario for 3 damage.

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 12/20
FP: 13/16
Mario attacks Goomba2.
Lucky!
Mario does 4 damage.

Enemy Start!
Goomba2
HP: 1/5
Goomba2 attacks Mario.
Countergaurd!
Mario does 1 damage. Goomba2 is defeated.

Victory! Mario gets 8 Exp and 10 Coins.

Mario: That was a tough battle.

Eldstar: Later on in your adventures, you will encounter more deadly creatures.

Mario walks on the path, when he stumbles across a Yoshi with a red mohawk.

Yoshi: Now where is the path to Toad Town?

Mario: Hi there.

Yoshi: Do you mind? I'm tring to find my way home to Toad Town!

Mario: I know where that place is!

Yoshi: Really? Ok, if you really know, take me there. By the way, my name's Joe.

Mario: Let's-a go!

Mario and the Yoshi enter Toad Town. A Mouser is there.

Mouser: Joe! Where were you?!

Joe: Take a chill pill, Karlos. I just got a little lost.

Karlos: ... Who's the fat guy?

Mario: It's-a me, Mario!

Karlos: Cool! Whatcha doin', Mario?

Mario: I have to stop villains from ruling the world!

Karlos: Wow.

Joe: Can I go with you?

Karlos: What? And leave me all alone?

Joe: Don't worry, Karlos. I'll be back. So can I, Mario?

Mario: A-yep.

Joe: Sweet!

Joe joined the party!

The crew rests at an inn. The next day...

Eldstar: Let's review your stats.

Joe Yoshi
Lv. 1
HP: 22/22
FP: 18/18
Attack: 6
Defense: 5
Speed: 9
Pants: none
Badge: none
Weapon: Shadow Claws (Raises ATK by 4)
Abilities:
Shadow Ball: FP Usage: 4
Exp left: 12

Mario: Let's-a go!

Mario and the crew go back to Shroom Path and pick a fight with a Goomba and a Koopa Troopa.

Mario and Joe vs. Goomba and Koopa Troopa

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 20/20
FP: 16/16
Mario uses the Book of Monsters. Eldstar appears.
Eldstar: That is a Koopa Troopa. Flip him to reduce his Defense to 1. HP: 7 Attack: 10 Defense: 11 Speed: 4

Joe
HP: 22/22
FP: 18/18
Joe attacks Koopa Troopa.
Koopa Troopa takes 0 damage and is flipped.

Enemy Start!
Goomba
HP: 5/5
Goomba attacks Joe for 4 damage.

Koopa Troopa
HP: 7/7
Koopa Troopa can't move because he's flipped. D'oh.

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 20/20
FP: 16/16
Mario attacks Koopa Troopa.
Koopa Troopa takes 7 damage and is defeated.

Joe
HP: 18/22
FP: 18/18
Joe attacks Gooma with Shadow Ball.
Goomba takes 8 damage and is defeated.

Victory! Mario and Joe get 10 Exp, 17 coins, and 1 Syrup (heals 5 FP). Mario levels up to Lv. 2.
HP: 23/23
FP: 17/17
Attack: 9
Defense: 8
Speed: 7
Stache: 8
Exp left: 21

Eldstar: Bean Path has been unlocked! That leads to Bean Castle where Cackletta is!

Mario: Cackletta?! I thought I destroyed her!

Eldstar: Not really. Bowser revived her and Fawful!

Joe: Well looks like we are fighting Cackletta first!

Mario
Lv. 2
HP: 23/23
FP: 17/17
Attack: 9
Defense: 8
Speed: 7
Stache: 8
Pants: none
Badge: none
Weapon: none
Abilities:
Jump: FP usage: 3
Items: Syrup
Key Items: none
Coins: 28
Exp left: 21

Eldstar: You guys are powerful, but you'll need more power to beat the villians. Here, take this.

There's a lot of flashes for a moment, then some fanfare.

Eldstar: I've taught you Star Heal! This will allow you to restore up to 30 HP. It also cures status effects.

Mario: Thanks, Eldstar!
Mario and Joe go to Bean Path and fight two Beanies.

Mario and Joe vs. Beanie x2

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 23/23
FP: 17/17
Mario uses the Book of Monsters. Eldstar appears.
Eldstar: That is a Beanie. They are the followers of Cackletta. HP: 6 Attack: 11 Defense: 7 Speed: 3.

Joe Yoshi
HP: 22/22
FP: 18/18
Joe attacks Beanie1. Beanie1 takes 3 damage.

Enemy Start!
Beanie1
HP: 3/6
Beanie1 attacks Joe.
Countergaurd!
Beanie1 takes 1 damage.

Beanie2
HP: 6/6
Beanie2 attacks Mario. Mario takes 3 damage.

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 20/23
FP: 17/17
Mario attacks Beanie1.
Lucky!
Beanie1 takes 4 damage and is out.

Joe
HP: 22/22
FP: 18/18
Joe uses Shadow Ball on Beanie2.
Beanie2 takes 7 damage and is out.

Victory! Mario and Joe get 10 EXP and 14 coins.

Joe levels up to Lv. 2!
HP: 26/26
FP: 24/24
Attack: 11
Defense: 8
Speed: 12
Exp Left: 22

Mario's Exp left: 11

As they are walking, they hear some voices.

???: Hey, it's the traitor!
????: Let's get 'em!

A Beanie with a scar on his right eye runs and bumps into Mario.

Mario: Can I help you?

Scarred Beanie: You gotta help me!

Two other Beanies appear.

Beanie: Hey, Red! Give us the traitor quietly and you might live.

Joe: No way!

Parabeanie: Well then, prepare for an unmerciful beating!

They get into a cool fight that the author is too lazy to tell. They Tattle on Parabeanie, who has the same stats as Beanie, but +1 speed. They win the fight, and get 11 Exp, 15 coins, a Mushroom (heals 10 HP), and a HP Plus Badge (increases one party member's total HP by 7). Mario levels up to Lv. 3!

HP: 30/30
FP: 25/25
Attack: 13
Defense: 14
Speed: 10
Stache: 11
Exp left: 40

Joe's Exp left: 11

Scarred Beanie: Thanks a bunch, stranger. By the way, I'm Scar!

Mario: I'm Mario!

Joe: And I'm Joe.

Scar: Is it all right if I join you?

Mario: Sure.

Scar joined the party!

*Stat Review Time*

Mario
Lv. 3
HP: 30/30
FP: 25/25
Attack: 13
Defense: 14
Speed: 10
Stache: 11
Pants: none
Badge: none
Weapon: none
Abilities:
Jump: FP usage: 3
Items: Syrup, Mushroom, HP Plus Badge
Key Items: none
Coins: 57
Exp left: 40

Joe Yoshi
Lv. 2
HP: 26/26
FP: 24/24
Attack: 11
Defense: 8
Speed: 12
Pants: none
Badge: none
Weapon: Shadow Claws (Raises ATK by 4)
Abilities:
Shadow Ball: FP Usage: 4
Exp Left: 11

Scar
Lv. 2
HP: 28/28
FP: 22/22
Attack: 12
Defense: 11
Speed: 8
Pants: none
Badge: none
Weapon: Bean Sword (Raises attack by 3, also gets you Beans at the end of an enemy battle)
Abilities:
Bean Bonk: 50% chance of getting a Bean. FP Usage: 2
Exp left: 23

SP: 1
Star Heal: Restores up to 30 HP. It also cures status effects. SP Cost: 1

Eldstar: Let me tell you about Beans. Around the world, there aresShops that only take Beans as currency. These Beans are hard to find, but the stuff the shops sell are worth trying to find them.

The gang rests at Toad Town, then they go into Bean Castle.

Joe: Wow, this place is so... beany!

Scar: I know my way around here, so you'll have to watch your step.

???: You finkrats made it?

They turn to see Fawful.

Fawful: You are like mosquitos that hunger for the bean blood, and never go away! FINKRATS!!!

Mario, Joe, and Scar vs. Fawful

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 30/30
FP: 25/25
Mario uses the Book of Monsters. Eldstar appears.
Eldstar: That's Fawful, Cackletta's most trusted servant! HP: 20 Attack: 15 Defense: 10 Speed: 14

Joe
HP: 26/26
FP: 24/24
Joe attacks Fawful. Fawful takes 1 damage.

Scar
HP: 28/28
FP: 22/22
Scar uses Bean Bonk on Fawful. Fawful takes 4 damage.
You got a Bean!

Enemy Start!
Fawful
HP: 15/20
Fawful uses Rapid Fire on all. Mario takes 1 damage, Joe takes 7 damage, and Scar takes 4 damage.

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 29/30
FP: 25/25
Mario uses Jump on Fawful. Fawful takes 6 damage.

Joe
HP: 19/26
FP: 22/22
Joe attacks Fawful.
Lucky!
Fawful takes 2 damage.

Scar
HP: 24/28
FP: 20/22
Scar used Bean Bonk on Fawful. Fawful takes 4 damage.

Enemy Start!
Fawful
HP: 3/20
Fawful used Helmet Laser on Mario. Mario takes 11 damage.

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 18/30
FP: 22/25
Mario attacks Fawful. Fawful takes 3 damage and is out.

Victory! Mario, Joe, and Scar get 40 Exp, 23 coins, and 3 beans. Mario levels up to Lv. 4 and learns Fireball, and Joe and Scar level up to Lv. 3

Mario
HP: 36/36
FP: 31/31
Attack: 18
Defense: 17
Speed: 14
Stache: 15
Exp left: 57

Joe
HP: 31/31
FP: 28/28
Attack: 15
Defense: 14
Speed: 16
Exp left: 20

Scar
HP: 33/33
FP: 27/27
Attack: 16
Defense: 14
Speed: 14
Exp left: 31

Mario: Sweet! I've learned a new move!

The gang enter's Cackletta's throne room.

Cackletta: So you've reached me, eh, Mario? And you brought the traitor!

Scar: Hey!

Cackletta: Enough talk! It's time to battle!!!

Mario, Joe, and Scar vs. Cackletta

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 36/36
FP: 31/31
Mario uses the Book of Monsters. Eldstar appears.
Eldstar: That's Cackletta, the evil witch of the Beanbean Kingdom! HP: 40 Attack: 22 Defense: 14 Speed: 19

Joe
HP: 31/31
FP: 27/27
Joe used Shadow Ball on Cackletta. Cackletta takes 12 damage.

Scar
HP: 33/33
FP: 27/27
Scar attacks Cackletta. Cackletta takes 2 damage.

Enemy Start!
Cackletta
HP: 26/40
Cackletta uses Lightning Strike on Mario. Mario takes 9 damage.

Player Start!
Mario
HP: 27/36
FP: 31/31
Mario uses Fireball on Cackletta. Cackletta takes 13 damage.

Joe
HP: 31/31
FP: 23/27
Joe attacks Cackletta. Cackletta takes 5 damage.

Scar
HP: 33/33
FP: 27/27
Scar uses Bean Bonk on Cackletta. Cackletta takes 8 damage and is out.

Victory! The party gets 60 Exp, 100 Coins, and 8 Beans. Mario levels up to Lv. 5, and Joe and Scar level up to Lv. 4.

Mario
HP: 43/43
FP: 37/37
Attack: 23
Defense: 20
Speed: 19
Stache: 21
Exp left: 77

Joe
HP: 39/39
FP: 36/36
Attack: 19
Defense: 17
Speed: 20
Exp left: 35

Scar
HP: 40/40
FP: 35/35
Attack: 22
Defense: 19
Speed: 20
Exp left: 39

They, all of a sudden, appear in Star Haven.

Eldstar: You have defeated Cackletta! For your bravery, we'll award you with a new move!

There's a lot of flashes for a moment, then some fanfare.

Eldstar: You've learned Status Bomb! This inflicts a random status effect on all enemies! Your SP has also increased by 1!

Mario: Well, one down, a lot more to go.

Read on!