Like usual, Morton had found someone to annoy with his nonstop chatter. Unfortunately for him it was Susan, the Koopaling's cousin. She was more self-centered than Wendy and had popped a tape of her own talkshow in for Morton. Lemmy rolled in and quickly rolled out when he saw Morton, and then he noticed Susan. He had a look of utter terror on his face then. Susan was back from earth! The Koopalings had sent Susan to Earth because she was a pest. He rolled away to tell the others.

Morton's chatter suddenly gave Susan an idea of how do defeat the Marios. She would only have to share with Morton so no one else knew. "Hey Morton! Why don't we go bother- I mean talk to the Marios?" she suggested calmy. "You could talk for hours to them!"

"What a Kooparific, spectacular, stupendous, best ever idea!" Morton exclaimed happily. The two began the long walk to Mario's Pad On the way they had to pass through Pipeland. Lucky for Susan, Ludwig was hard at work on his newest invention, The Mute Remote, a remote so powerful it could work on people, but it
could only mute them. (Made with Mortonin mind!)

Next stop was Iceland. Lemmy was warning the others about Susan though, and had just started with Ludwig.

Roy would have been a problem except Susan started Morton talking and it almost drove Roy more insane than Ludwig.

Iggy was no threat as even the weakest, Susan, could easily defeat him on her own.

When they reached Wendy's land, Susan, envious of her cousin, spit in the crystal clean water.

Passing through Desert Land was the easiest yet, since she had Morton with her and he knew all the tricks of the terrain.

Last was Grass Land. Larry was doing what he was best at: spying. On who may you ask? Morton, and Susan. As he spotted them, Lemmy teleported there with Wendy, who was furious that Susan had ruined her clean water. Suddenly, all the other Koopalings teleported there. Roy was slightly deaf from Morton's talking, but it wasn't permenant.

Ludwig had brought his new invention, just in case. The one problem was it didn't have an off button yet, so they were stuck muted.

Wendy had decided to fight this time, after winning against the evil Mario(read In The Night in Fun Fiction) She knew how to defeat any enemy, but unfortunately, they were significantly weaker without Morton.

They sopped Susan and Morton in their tracks by teleporting in a circle around them to prevent escape. To show they were united by mind they did what Lemmy and Iggy did when they were younger and finished each other's sentences.

"What," said Ludwig. "Do you," said Lemmy. "Think," said Roy. "You," said Iggy. "Are," spit (running gag) Wendy. "Doing?" finished Larry.

"Uh.." stuttered a suprised Susan "Taking a walk to Mario's Pad."

(same order)"I" "don't" "believe" "you" "are" "telling" "the truth!"

They let her continue but Larry kept close watch on her as she kept walking in the general direction of Mario's Pad. She knocked and quickly entered. She found Mario and Luigi in the kitchen. 'Perfect!' she thought. She grabbed the key to the door, stole all the earplugs and put a pair on. She then said, "Morton, why don't you go talk to the Marios?"

Meanwhile, on the outside, Larry had been peeping through a window and signaled Ludwig over. Ludwig appeared and tried the door. It was locked so he began pounding it down, but he wasn't strong enough. He signaled Roy to help him. Together they kept pounding. Soon they signaled Lemmy. It seemed quite hopeless, and  they had called all the Koopalings eventualy. Then Lemmy pulled out his freeze gun and froze the door. They all slammed it with perfect timing and it busted into splinters. Ludwig quickly held the remote, aimed at Morton. ZZZAAAAPPP! Morton's mouth was moving but nothing came out.

"Why did you do that? I was about to defeat Mario with the most powerful weapon, Morton!" Susan screamed.

"Not even the Marios deserve that kind of torture." Ludwig replied with a smart-aleck tone.

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