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One rainy night at Wario's castle, Mario and Luigi came over to celebrate the grand opening of Wario's new castle.
Wario: And this room is the parlor and- ah, forget it. There are THOUSANDS of rooms to go through. Let's just go eat dinner.
Waluigi: Yeah! Let's eat!
On their way to the kitchen, they spotted a trail of red liquid.
Wario: Probably the ketchup I spilled last night.
Waluigi: What ketchup?
Wario tastes a little of the red liquid.
Wario: BLECK!!! GARGH!!! THIS IS NO KETCHUP!!! PATOOIE!!!
Waluigi: Then what is it?
Mario: Hey-a, where's Luigi?
Wario: Good question.
Wario: That scream came from the foyer! Let's-a go!
They rushed to the foyer, following the trail of red. They stopped only to find Luigi's corpse laying on the floor.
Mario: (in great shock) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wario: (coming down the hallway) *huff... puff... uff...* I should work ou- AAAAUUGH!!! LUIGI!!! HE'S DEAD!!! Uh, everyone, don't panic! I'll call the police!
In two minutes, the police arrived. The police chief walked up to Wario.
Chief: Wario, we're trying our best to find the murderer, but no luck.
Wario: Don't worry, Chief. My brother, Waluigi, can handle it!
Waluigi: WHAT?! Why me?!
Wario: Because you're the tallest person here, and this is MY castle, so go!
Chief: Well, that'll be okay, but just in case the killer tries to escape, we're keeping the mansion on LOCKDOWN until the killer is identified! That includes eating and opening doors and windows. Any questions?
Mario: CAN WE EAT CHEESE?
Chief: WHAT KIND OF DUMB QUESTION IS THAT, SOLDIER? YOU HEARD ME!!! I SAID NO EATING!!! ESPECIALLY CHEESE!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!
Mario: (trying not to cry) Sir... yes... WAAAAAAAH!!!
Mario ran off, the police went outside to stand gaurd, and Waluigi went upstairs.
Waluigi: Stupid Wario, telling me to do all the work!
Waluigi took a flashlight, a magnifying glass, and a bag. He started going down a dark, dark hallway, whistling the Luigi's Mansion theme.
Waluigi: GAAAAAAAH!!! WHO'S THERE?!
Voice: It's-a me, Mario!
Waluigi: MARIO! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!
Mario: Okie dokie.
Waluigi: What are you doing up here, anyway?
Mario: Looking for CHEESE!!!
Waluigi continued going down the hall. He saw somthing up ahead.
Waluigi: Hmmmm... Hey! I still have that Gameboy Horror from Luigi and Waluigi's mansion! I can scan the object.
He got out the GBH and scanned the object.
Wauigi: A Poison Shroom! A clue!
He took a picture with the GBH and continued further into the dark hallway. He found Toad.
Toad: WAAAAAAAAAHH! LUIGI IS GONE FOREVER! WAAAAAH!
Waluigi: Awww, I hate to see a Toad cry! You know that!
He walked past Toad and found a door.
Waluigi: Hey! An unlocked door!
He walked in. He found a cupboard. He opened it.
He pulled out the entire drawer and poured all the money in this pocket.
Waluigi: Heh heh heh... Millionare Club, here I come!
Waluigi went back to the foyer. He found Wario, standing by the stairs.
Waluigi: Get me to the second floor.
Wario: It'll cost you!
Waluigi: Awwwww, maan! Now I have to pay you?
Wario: 'Fraid so. Whatcha got?
Waluigi gave him all the money from his pocket.
Wario: Lemme see... Heh... Lemmy see... anyway. $4,980.00! Wahoo! Take the elevator.
Waluigi rushed to the elevator. But, unfortunately, a power failure occured and caused the elevator to go to... Dum dum duuuuuum! The BASEMENT!!! The elevator door opened slowly...
Waluigi: ... WAH! It's dark down here...
Narrator: Well, what did you expect? Basements are supposed to be dark in a castle.
Waluigi: NO.This castle is normally bright and-
Narrator: THE POWER FAILURE MADE IT DARK, OKAY?!
Waluigi: Okay, okay! Holy cow! I- Hey! What's that?
He spotted something up ahead... something shiny.
Waluigi: It could be more jewels or moneys...
But it was neither... it was a bloody knife!
Waluigi: Another clue!
He snatched the knife and put in in his bag. He continued.
Waluigi: Yay! Another elevator!
He went back to the foyer and inspected the body of Luigi. Luigi had been forced to eat a Poison Shroom. But he had not been stabbed. That knife was covered with ketchup... and from Wario's kitchen.
Wario: Hey! You found my knife... covered with ketchup!
Mario rushed in.
Mario: AAAAUUGGH!!! I NEED CHEESE!!!
Waluigi: Wario, I'll give you my entire allowence of $800.00 if you let me to the final floor. PUH-LEEEEZ?!
Wario: Well... okay, but I only needed 300 bucks, but 800 MUCH better!
He took the elevator and advanced to the final floor. Waluigi spotted someone running around the corner. He chased the figure until he caught him.
Waluigi: Just as I thought, wouldn't you say... BROTHER!!!
Wario: Okay, it was me!!! I DID IT!!!
Waluigi: But why?
Wario: I killed him because he never did anything to calm Mario! How do you think my last castle got destroyed?! It was Mario! When he started going crazy during dinner, THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!!! So I forced Luigi to keep him locked up. He refused, so I killed him!
Waluigi: Tell that to the judge, Wario! Killing Luigi is the last death you'll cause, FOREVER!!! And wait 'til I tell Peach!
The police arrested Wario and the case was never spoken of again.
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