Chapter 1: Bowser's Evil Plan
It was a normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom and everyone was grouped together in the lounge of Peach's castle. They were discussing the Plit War which ended fifty years before the current day.
Peach: Listen up, people! We are here today to honor and take a moment of silence for those who sacrificed themselves in war fifty years ago. Some of them were well known and some are our friends, such as the Dry Bones and Boo who live down the street. I'd like to ask for complete silence for a minute.
Everybody stands and remains silent. After the minute Peach speaks up.
Peach: Thank you, everyone, thank you for ending the war.
Mario: The war isn't over, you know! We have day-to-day wars with Bowser and that one struggle with everyday life, you know!
Luigi: Haha! At least Bowser doesn't use nuclear weapons.
Yoshi: Luigi right!
Peach: Yes he is. Everyone may go back to their... whatever they were doing, now.
People leave until Peach and Mario are alone.
Peach: Well Mario, it looks like Bowser has given up. He hasn't landed or made an attempt to attack in several months.
Mario: Yeah, but you know Bowser well enough to know he's probobly planning something.
Peach: Yeah, I guess your right.
~~~Bowser's Castle~~~
Bowser: KIDS! GUESS WHAT TODAY IS?
Morton: The fifty year mark of the war's end. I need to make a speech on it.
Larry: Oh yeah! I forgot about it.
Bowser: Yeah! We lost many good minions in the war... I know what to do! We'll....
Bowser whispers to the Koopalings.
Bowser: NOW GO GET YOUR TOP THOUSAND MINIONS, KIDS!
The Koopalings run off.
Iggy: This'll be fun, eh Lemmy?
Lemmy: Yup!
Bowser: That's my kid's... Hmmmm, the war was a big thing and I'm sure the minions will rebel against it. I need myself a speech.
Hours later the Koopalings arrive back in the throne room.
Wendy: King Dad, guess what?
Bowser: What? You need more make up or something.
Wendy: ... That AND everyone collected minions. We have seven-thousand.
Roy: Yeah! When will you spring the plan to action?
Ludwig: Now, silly.
Bowser: Now you know they won't want to do this so I made a speech. I have it memorized and everything so yay for me!
Ludwig: A gathering on the roof then.
Bowser: Yes! To the roof with all the minions.
~~~Mushroom Kingdom~~~
Mario: Well Peach, it looks like I need to go. Yoshi is outside if you need him and I'll be home if you need me.
Peach: Okay Mario. Bye now.
Just then a Mushroomer runs in.
Mushroomer: Emergancy, Your Highness! We don't know exactly what it is but you should know several thousand minions of the Bowser gang have piled up on the roof of Castle Koopa.
Mario: What the? Should we send out some Mushroomers, Goombas, Koopas, or any of our assistants to check on it?
Yoshi runs in.
Yoshi: What wrong?
Peach: Yes we should, Mario, and you should stay inside, Yoshi.
Yoshi: Why?
Peach: Bowser may have just started an attack again.
Yoshi: Aw man! This just like that bad rerun on Yoshi's favorite TV show called My Life and Kids.
Peach laughs.
Mario: This could be more serious, though.
Mushroomer: I just received info. Bowser plans to revive the war.
Peach, Mario, and Yoshi: WHAT?
Mushroomer: What should we do?
Peach: I don't know... yes I do! SEND OUT ALL OF THE MINIONS! The war is back in action.
~~~Bowsers Castle~~~
Bowser (on mic): Is everyone here?
Minions: Sir, yes sir!
Bowser: Oh-ho-ho! I like that! And now the speech... Ummmm... err...
Bowser runs below into the castle and comes out with cue cards.
Bowser: (looking at cue cards) Fellow
minions, Goombas, Koopas, Shy Guys, Boos, Magikoopas, Hammer
Bros, and all other minions who have
joined the Koopa Clan to one day hope to rule over all, I have called you
here today to inform you there is still a way to rule and that is to revive
the war from many years ago. I know none of you want this to happen but
we need revenge. When the war happened we were bad and they were good.
In war WHO LOST THE MOST MINIONS?
Minions: US!
Bowser: WHO WON THE WAR?
Minios: THEM!
Bowser: WHO DESERVES TO WIN?
Minions: US!
Bowser: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Minions: UUUSSSSSS!
Bowser: THAT'S THE SPIRIT I LIKE! NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Minions: CONQUER OVER ALL!
Bowser: YES! YES! PERFECT! NOW MINIONS, AS YOUR MASTER AND SOON TO BE WORLD LEADER, I HEREBY DECLARE THE START OF A NEW WAR! NOW MEN, HEAD OUT AND CAUSE ALL HAVOC POSSIBLE.
Bowser laughs evilly as all the minions
leave.
Chapter 2: The Mysterious Figure
The Mushroom Kingdom is seen on the bright day, but no more than several moments later Mushroom soldiers and other good guys come stampeding out into the field and head to Castle Koopa. At the same time Bowser's minions come stampeding into the field to the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser is in his Clown Copter and Mario is using his cape to fly. As the two groups of minions close in to coming into vision of each other, a cloaked figure is seen retreating behind the ancient stone pillar near the minions' horizon.
Mario: Let's-a go!
Peach: This could be dangerous, Mario.
Luigi: Oh Peach, he doesn't care and you know it.
Mario: I'm-a- gonna kick-a butt!
Yoshi: Go Mario! We help you.
Mario: Thank you all. I'll really need your help with this.
Soldier: There is Bowser's team with Bowser coming
A Mushroom soldier who is too eager to start the war charges forth to his doom via Bullet Bill collision.
Bowser: HAHAHAHA! THAT WAS PATHETIC! I HOPE YOU GOT MORE THAN THAT OR YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mario: Oh you scum!
Larry: Watch your trap!
Wendy: YEAH!
Bowser: ENOUGH! FIGHT!
The gangs collide while Mario, Peach, Luigi, Yoshi, Bowser, and the Koopalings go to the side.
Mario: Bowser, do you know how ridiculous this is?
Bowser: Yes, but it's so fun to watch.
A Goomba runs at a Toad but gets dropkicked into a Koopa. Koopas shoot into each other in their shells while Mushrooms fight spear to hammer with Hammer Bros. and Goombas battle other Goombas.
Bowser: Ready, kids?
Koopaling Guys: Ready, King Dad!
Wendy: Ready, Daddykins!
Bowser hits a switch on a control panel and a giant, machanical doomship flies overhead. The Koopalings board and launch Bonzai Bills down to the field. The whole war divides up as a Banzai Bill barrage pierce craters in the ground. The minions go directly back to war.
Bowser: HIT THEM HARD, KIDS!
Mario: Shut up!
Bowser: Make... WOAH!
Mario: Bowser!
Mario turns to see Bowser is gone.
Mario: Where is he?
Luigi: LOOK OUT, MARIO!
Mario turns in time to see a Banzai Bill coming at him. Mario jump kicks it, redirecting it into the doomship and piercing a hole. An acid-like goop seeps from the hole to the ground, disintegrating the minions it touches.
Ludwig: NO!
Iggy: What is it?
Lemmy: Is it that machine you put below deck?
Ludwig: YES! It was an acid firing laser gun I was going to use on the Mushroomers, but the Banzai Bill must have busted it and the acid is seeping out of it to ground. It may be killing the enemies but our minions are suffering too.
Morton: NO! One of us has to go take care of the head of the enemies, which is Mario and his friends.
Roy: Right! You go down there, Morton.
Morton: Ugh! Fine!
Morton jumps overboard and runs at Mario, but Luigi gets in his way.
Luigi: Woah there! To get to him you gotta go through me.
Morton: Fine with me! It'll only be a waste of a few of minutes, so bring it.
Morton and Luigi run at each other and Morton inhales for a fireball shot but Luigi kicks him, sending him into the nearby mountainside. Morton gets up and shoots at Luigi in his shell. Morton springs into the air and crashes down, throwing a shockwave into Luigi and throwing him to the ground. He gets up to Luigi but is grabbed by the leg and dragged down.
Morton: Let go now!
Luigi: Not until I rip that leg right off.
Morton bends over and bites Luigi, causing him to let go and allowing Morton to get up. Luigi fully drops.
Morton: There we go!
Morton walks by Luigi to have Luigi grab him by the leg again. Luigi pulls Morton and flings him headfirst through the hole in the doomship.
Iggy and Lemmy: MORTON!
Morton hits the machine, forming a hole that seeps acid on his head, melting it.
Ludwig: No! How could they? Roy, you and me are going down there now!
Roy: Okay!
They jump overboard. Meanwhile behind the pillar, Bowser is seen with the mysterious figure, who has covered Bowser's mouth. The figure takes off his hood and Bowsers eye's widen and Bowser starts to try and wiggle free as the figure raises a giant bomb and tries to shove it in Bowser's mouth. Bowser manages to let out a shout.
Bowser: HELP! HELP ME! IT'S HIM!
Mario jumps in, in time to see that the figure is Smithy!
Smithy: YOU!
Bowser: YOU!
Mario: YOU!
Mario jumps up and spin kicks Smithy, sending his head up to the doomship, blowing it up causing it to crash down and explode on the ground. Smithy runs around violently swinging without his head. Bowser gut punches a hole in Smithy, blowing him up, but a glowing screw hits the ground. Mario and Bowser tackle each other down and roll out towards the battlefield. The screw is seen growing until a body starts reforming on it. Roy and Ludwig charge forth but Yoshi with Peach on his back jumps out. A fight begins as the screw turns into Smithy, who comes out from behind the pillar.
Mario and Bowser: WHAT? HOW?
Smithy: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm getting involved too! You see, now that your armies are together, my army can come in and crush both armies, alowing me to rule and create that weapon-filled world. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mario: Oh dear!
Chapter 3: A Koopaling War
Mario: How did you...?
Smithy: Revive myself? Simple! It's in my new programming. I was designed to be weaker than normal but to have unlimited revival power.
Bowser: Dang!
Meanwhile, Yoshi and Peach battle Roy and Ludwig. Yoshi spits fireballs at Peach and she bats them into Roy, causing heavy damage.
Peach: BATTER UP!
Roy: Oof! Oof! Oof! Oof! AAAGGG!
Roy is thrown back but lands on his feet to throw a boulder at Peach, knocking her out. Roy retreats with Peach to the doomship and Yoshi sneaks up on Ludwig and smashes an egg on him, angering him.
Ludwig: ENOUGH! NOW YOU WILL SEE THE POWER OF THIS DOOMSHIP!
The alive Koopalings jump on the doomship as it lowers. Arms, legs, feet, and hands grow on it as well as a jet pack on the back. A robo Bowser head comes out on top.
Ludwig: Feast your eyes on the end of your life.
The giant robo doomship walks towards them while trampling on the minions. Meanwhile Mario and Bowser stand in awe as Smithy calls in thousands of robots.
Smithy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ATTACK!
Smithys minions get in on the Bowser and Peach minion war. Bowser goes to punch Smithy but is distracted by the head of a Hammer Bro being blown off. He turns to see it landed in Smithy's hands.
Smithy: I think this belongs to you.
Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bowser punches Smithy in the pillar, collapsing it on him, and blowing him up. The screw rolls out.
Mario: No more than a mere screw.
The screw revives Smithy.
Mario: WOAH! OWOWOWOW!
Smithy had just hammered Mario into Bowser. The collision takes them down. Meanwhile, the doomship robo tramples down minions, reducing them to two-hundred on each team before heading to the Marios and capturing Luigi and Yoshi. Mario jumps up and throws Bowser into Smithy, blowing him up. The screw falls but Bowser pounds it into the ground.
Bowser: There we go! Now for you!
Bowser gets up and jumps onboard the doomship robo as the morning sky starts turning to a night sky. The robo comes towards Mario. Not even the flying bodies of the minions matter as much to him as what is comming at him.
Mario: MAMAMIA!
Mario grabs and throws a Magikoopa at the bot but the arm flies out and bashes the Magikoopa in half. The pieces of the Magikoopa land in the fight and are pounded to a pulp.
Bowser: GIVE UP, MARIO! THIS IS THE END FOR YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Koopaling minus Morton: YEAH!
Mario fires a barrage of flames, scorching Roy and Wendy and throwing them overboard.
Roy and Wendy: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
They land in the fight as doomship robo accidentally tramples on more minions, pounding them flat in a foot-shaped crater on the ground.
Mario: MAMAMIA!
Bowser: HOW DARE YOU?! THAT IS AS FAR
AS IT IS GOING!
Chapter 4: Twin Terror
Bowser: IGGY! LEMMY! GET HIM!
Iggy: We're on it...
Lemmy: King Dad.
They begin firing ice and fireballs at Mario but he turns into a Tanooki statue. The bot jumps into the air as Mario returns to normal and runs to the mountain, so the robot crashes into the mountain, blowing away the mountain but sending the bot flying back.
Bowser: Arrrrggg! LEMMY! IGGY! GET HIM NOW!
Lemmy: Okay okay!
Iggy: Let's get him!
They combine their attack for a huge flaming ball of ice. Mario pulls out a hammer and bats it the moment the ball closes in so it plows through the minions, reducing them to fifty minions per team.
Bowser: Grrrr... I know!
Bowser grabs Peach and holds a Bob-omb to her.
Bowser: NOT ANOTHER MOVE OR PEACH WILL BE BLOWN TO SHREDS!
Mario: Don't do it, Bowser! Put her down.
Bowser: Iggy, Lemmy, now is your chance!
Iggy and Lemmy charge up. Mario throws a huge fireball at the bot as the flaming ice ball collides with it between them. A huge explosion is formed.
Mario: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!
Bowser: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!
Iggy and Lemmy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!
Peach: MMMMMMMAAAAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO!
The explosion goes off, spreading smoke all over. Lemmy and Iggy fly from it and bash into the last mountain, and it crumbles and collapses on them. Another explosion is heard and Bowser and Peach scream and the smoke fades to reveal Bowser and Peach laying unconcsious on the deck of the bot.
Ludwig and Larry: KING DAD!
Ludwig pulls out the acid laser and fires at Mario. Mario performs many different moves and dodges constantly.
Larry: DDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Larry fires Banzai Bills overboard but Mario flames one, blowing it up by the bot and causing the acid machine to blow and leak acid everywhere. Ludwig slips on it and falls overboard on Mario. Mario takes damage but flames Ludwig right in the chest, blowing a hole right through him.
Larry: NOOOO! ... I know! MINIONS! HEAR ME NOW! THERE ARE FEW OF YOU LEFT! USE YOUR POWER ON MARIO ONLY!
Mario: Oh Ptooie!
Chapter 5: Mario Goes to the War of the Minions
The minions close on Mario. The remaining Mushroomers sacrifice themselves, blowing down to fifteen minions on Bowser and Smithy's team. Mario begins rapid flaming but is jumped by them. Larry begins laughing but Mario knocks him overboard by throwing a Koopa Trooap into him.
Larry: Ugh! This might not be good.
Mario creates a flame on a Bob-omb and makes a giant explosion. When it wears off, just Mario, Larry, and the bot are left and Mario is injured. Bowser gets up but immdiately gets down and peeks over the side. Mario gets up and throws flames at Larry but he repeatedly dodges them.
Mario: Stay still!
Larry: No.
Mario: Then take this.
Mario throws a giant flame at Larry but he gets in his shell, shoots through it, rams Mario, and sends him flying to the ground.
Larry: Hah! You're not so tough.
Mario grabs Larry's leg and jumps up and piledrives him and throws him aside to land but he gets back up.
Larry: DAD! NOW!
Bowser controls the bot and its foot goes up over Mario. Mario dashes forth, grabs Larry, and throws him under the foot.
Larry: KING DAD! NNOOOOOOOOOO!
The foot goes down on him and comes up, revealing a flattened Koopa with a smashed shell.
Bowser: Oh nnnnooooooo! GGGRRRRRRR!
The whole army is down! Everything is down but us and your captured friends.
Time to die, Mario, for what you have done.
Chapter 6: Inside the Bot
While all this occurs, Luigi and Yoshi are roaming inside the bot.
Luigi: How do we get out?
Yoshi: We must find way to top I guess. It must be only way.
Luigi: Okay.
They begin roaming around. They see many weapons such as cannons, bombs, blow torches, toxic bombs, and giant knives. They continue until they reach a giant fancily decorated room.
Luigi: This must be the main room. There is a stair way over there.
Yoshi: Let's go!
They run up the stairs and begin crossing a catwalk when the room shakes.
Luigi: Uh oh!
Yoshi: What was that?
Luigi: We're moving again.
Yoshi: Yoshi scared!
Luigi: Just keep going... I hear something.
A door opens and Bowser is seen throwing Peach into the room on the catwalk and closing the door.
Luigi: Peach!
Yoshi: Yippee!
Peach: Ow, my head! Hello guys.
Yoshi: Me and Luigi are trying to escape.
Peach: I'll do what I can. The door is up there. It goes to the deck but the door I was thrown from goes to the elevator to the back, which has a ramp to the top.
Yoshi: Good!
Luigi: The elevator could be safer.
Yoshi: Okay!
Peach: Let's go!
They get on the elevator, which plays weird, creepy music as it goes up.
Peach: I hope we can get up in time to help Mario if he's still alive.
The elevator gets to the top and they get off.
Luigi: Shhhh!
Peach: Climb quietly!
Yoshi: Okay.
Peach: Let's go.
They climb the ramp out on top and sneak behind Bowser. Luigi thunderhands him until he drops. Peach looks over the side.
Peach: LUIGI! YOSHI! JUMP!
They jump over and land on the ground.
Peach: NOW, MARIO!
Mario fires a huge flame that bombs the bot.
Bowser: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!
The bot blows up and Bowser drops to land.
Yoshi: Is it over?
Peach: Must be.
They turn around to see glowing land. Smithy bashes through the ground and out to land.
Smithy: HAH!
Mario: NO! BOWSER DIDN'T BREAK THE SCREW!
Peach: HIM!
Smithy: Time to die, twerps.
Chapter 7: Smithy Won't Die
Smithy: Now you die.
Mario: No, you will die!
Luigi: Who are you?
Mario: Smithy.
Luigi: That's Smithy?!
Smithy: Oh, so the big, so-called hero tells the world about me.
Mario: I didn't need to. Everyone knows you as the robot that tried to rule the world using weapons.
Smithy: I still have that plan, you know, but you keep interfering with it. I must kill you and now!
Smithy runs forth and Mario jump kicks him, spinning his head in circles. Smithy sideswipes Luigi into Peach, knocking them out. Mario jumps on Yoshi and Yoshi charges forth. Smithy throws his hammer at them but Yoshi eats it and turns it into an egg.
Smithy: What the?
Mario: You’re going down!
Yoshi bombs Smithy with the egg and Smithy flies back into the mountain. Smithy gets up and turns to his toaster-like head form. Smithy begins rapidly firing bullets at Mario and Yoshi!
Smithy: Die already! I want world domination!
Yoshi: Yoshi won't let you!
Mario: Yeah!
Mario gives Yoshi a fire melon and they charge and Yoshi scorches Smithy before pelting him with watermelon seeds.
Smithy: AAAAGGGGGGGG!
Smithy performs Meteor Swarm and bombs the land between them, causing Mario to fall off Yoshi. Smithy then performs Meteor Swarm on Yoshi, throwing him far back.
Mario: No!
Smithy: Give up before I have to hurt you even more.
Mario: I'm gonna turn you to scrap!
Smithy: Well good luck with that!
Smithy grabs Peach.
Smithy: Because if you try to do so I'll pound her into a pancake!
Mario: No! Don't you dare.
Peach: MARIO! SAVE ME!
Mario: I'm gonna try.
Smithy pulls back his hammer.
Smithy: And I'll hammer her.
??????: Don't you dare!
Smithy: Hmmm... What was that?
Smithy turns around to see Bowser had gotten up and is front of him.
Smithy: Oh really! Lookie here! More roadkill.
Mario and Bowser: THAT'S IT! PUT THE LADY DOWN!
Smithy: Try and make me!
Mario: Oh, I will!
Mario runs forth!
Chapter 8: Rivals Team Up Together
Smithy casts meteor shower all around, blowing everyone away.
Bowser: What the? I know what to do but it might be painful on us. We need to re-team up on him.
Mario: Ahhhhhhh man! PEACH!
Peach turns around and slaps Smithy’s eye, blinding him and causing him to let go.
Smithy: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Mario: NOW LET'S GET HIM!
Mario runs forth and Peach pulls out a frying pan. Bowser raises his claw as Smithy dodges Mario but lands by Bowser to have him claw Smithy as Peach bats his head off.
Smithy: That won't work!
Mario: Oh it will!
Mario blows up Smithy with flames and the screw goes flying.
Bowser: GET THAT SCREW!
Mario: I GOT IT!
Mario jumps and grabs the screw as it begins glowing.
Peach: HURRY, MARIO!
Mario rapidly flames the screw and it explodes.
Mario: That's it.
Bowser: Well... You guys go... I realize I made a big mistake restarting the war... I'll clean things up.
They turn and go, leaving Bowser.
Mario: Well, Peach, it's over... I can't wait to get home, can't you? ... Peach...? Peach?
Peach: MMAAAAARRRRIIIIIOOOOOOOO!
Bowser: SUCKER!
Mario turns to see Bowser grabbed Peach and put her into the Clown Copter and is flying off. Luigi gets up.
Luigi: MARIO, TAKE THIS!
Luigi throws a feather to Mario, giving
him cape power, and he flies after Bowser.
Chapter 9: An Aerial War
Mario closes in on Bowser.
Mario: Give her back!
Bowser: Oh for the love of DAD!
Mario flies at Bowser but he flies up over Mario and hacks a flame at Mario. Mario flies out of the way and goes and hits Bowser, causing the Clown Copter to shake. Bowser throws a flame at Mario and flies downwards. Mario dodges and flies down into Bowser’s head and Bowser grabs and throws Mario before torching him. Mario falls towards land before swooping up at Bowser. Mario throws a flame at the copter.
Bowser: AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Peach: MMMMAAAAAAAAARRRRRIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOO!
Mario: I'm coming, Peach!
Mario chases after the copter until they enter space. Bowser is seen heading to a giant, flat star. Bowser jumps off onto the star with Peach and pulls a sharp claw to her. Mario lands.
Mario: Just let her go and I'll let you go!
Bowser: Really?
Mario: Yes.
Bowser: Honest?
Mario: Yes.
Bowser: No! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Peach: MARIO!
Bowser: Go home, plumber, or I'll behead her!
Mario: Peach…
Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
A meteor came out of nowhere and rams Bowser, causing him to drop Peach and throwing him to the side. Peach runs to Mario and Luigi, riding a now flying Yoshi, lands on the star.
Luigi: Is it over already?
Mario: Yeah! Time to go.
They turn to go and Yoshi screams.
Yoshi: PEACH! BOWSER, BEHIND YOU WITH FLAME!
Mario: NO!
Peach: MARIO!
Luigi: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Bowser: DDDDDDDDIIIIEEEEEEEEE MMMPPPPPHHHHH!
Yoshi: Gulp.
Yoshi is seen flinging out his tongue on Bowser and pulling him into his mouth. Just then Yoshi produces a huge, red-spotted green egg.
Peach: Yoshi… Thank you so much... Thank you!
Yoshi: Don't thank Yoshi just yet.
Yoshi throws the egg off the star.
Mario: Way to go, Yoshi. Now we can go.
Mario grabs Peach and flies off and Luigi gets on Yoshi and flies off. That night in Toad Town square the whole friendly population of the Mushroom Kingdom has gathered to celebrate. They build a Mario statue in the center of the square and party.
The End
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