Chapter 1: Vacation Starts For King Koopa
At Bowser’s Castle, Bowser was packing up on a vacation to Dark World’s East Palace.
Lemmy: Dad, can’t we come?
Bowser: I told you, only villains can come!
Roy: You’re lookinh at them!
Bowser: Nice try, Bully.
Wendy: Don’t go, Dad, we need you!
Bowser: Don’t worry, you’re all grown-ups. You can take care of yourself. Now farewell.
Iggy, Larry, and Ludwig: Don’t go!
Morton: Please, I’ll be your best friend.
Bowser: Like that’ll work.
Bowser leaves the castle.
Lemmy: Dang.
Roy: Good thing Susan isn’t-
Susan busts the door open.
Susan: Hi guys!
Ludwig: Darn…
Morton: What are you doin’?
Susan: Sleeping over.
Koopalings: Again…?
Susan: Yep.
Meanwhile, Bowser is in a roller coaster in a Dark Land park.
Bowser: Just one ride, then I’ll get going.
The coaster goes down… then up… then deep down.
Bowser: AHHH! … I think I’m gonna throw up…
The ride stops.
Bowser: Thank you… AHH!
The ride goes
backwards off the track at full speed.
Bowser throws
up on the ground. When the ride is over, Bowser’s head is green.
Bowser: I shouldn’t
have eaten that burrito…
Meanwhile, at
the Mushroom Palace, Toadsworth and Luigi are playing with the Toad babies.
Luigi: This is easy.
Toadsworth: Exactly. Even if I’m old, I still have life inside me!
Mario comes in.
Mario: Hey guys, what are you doin’.
Luigi: Taking care of babies. Reminds me of Yoshi.
Mario: You mean the one that called you Mama Luigi? That was funny!
Luigi: If you say so…
Back at Bowser’s Castle, the Koopalings are fighting over whose fault it is that Bowser left.
Morton: It’s Wendy’s fault! She keeps on blabbing about what she wants on her birthday! It annoys us all!
Roy: Quiet! She’s just a girl!
Lemmy: Yeah!
Ludwig: She just wanted a good present!
Larry: What does she want? Clown makeup?
Larry, Morton, Susan, and Iggy laugh.
Wendy: You guys are gonna pay, by us beating you in a war! Us and the Mushroom Kingdom vs. you guys and the Koopa Troops!
Lemmy: We are?
Roy: Yeah um… sure. Let’s go!
Iggy: Idiots!
Lemmy, Wendy, Roy, and Ludwig go to Mushroom Palace to tell them what’s going on.
Peach: Never!
Wendy: Please…
Ludwig: Come on!
E. Gadd: What’s the problem?
Peach: They want us to team up with them and beat up their other relatives!
Mario, Luigi, and Toadsworth: WHAT?!
Lemmy: We gotta show them what we’re made of!
Luigi: I’m in!
Mario, E. Gadd, Peach, and Toadsworth: WHAT?!
Luigi: Come on, they want to show them what we got. I say yes!
Mario: Me too.
The rest of the
people agree and prepare for war.
Chapter 2: Preparations, Then War
Ludwig: I’ll dulplicate the Toads with my cloning machine!
Mario: So…?
Luigi: And…?
Ludwig: That way, we’ll have more troops and we’ll crush the fools!
Ludwig does his evil laugh while Mario and Luigi just stare at him.
Ludwig: Come on, work with me! Laugh!
They all laugh evilly.
Lemmy: Okay.
Wendy: Let’s clone ‘em already!
They clone every single Toad in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Roy: We need more, I’ll try to convince some Goombas, Koopas, Paragoombas, and Paratroopas to join us.
Ludwig: Go then!
Roy goes to Pleasant Path and talks to the enemies.
Roy: Come on, work for us, don’t work for the other Koopalings up there!
Crowd: Why?
Roy: If you don’t you’ll all die.
Crowd: NOOOO!!!
The crown agrees and they go back to the main camp. Luigi is the strategist of the war and Mario is the commander.
Luigi: Let’s plan our strategy.
Everyone agrees.
Luigi: The Koopalings are the key to this battle. There are ten bases in all. We own four while the others own six. The Toad guards will be guarding our bases. We charge at the enemy, then we fall back at my signal, which is the fireball. Then, when we fall back, Roy and the Paragoombas will launch a surprise attack on their rear and throw bombs. Wendy and Lemmy will be on the sides, when they come, they’ll come with Koopas and Paratroopas and attack the enemy. Ludwig and the others shall launch arrows at the enemy and launch a rockslide at the enemy. When that is done, we charge the enemy.
All except Luigi: Yes sir!
Luigi: If anything goes wrong, tell me. Peach and Daisy should launch the arrows just to be safe. Our main camp is here and theirs is Bowser’s Castle. We must connect the bases one by one. A Star Road shall make a path for us. Ready?
All except Luigi: Yes sir!
Luigi: Now listen closely. Mario, me, or the main camp can’t fall or we lose. The way we can win is we take their main camp! If someone is hurt, bring them to Elvin Gadd! Now, get into positions!
They go up on
the road and go into positions.
The war begins.
The enemies come and charge.
Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy: CHARGE!!!
The Mushroom Kingdom Forces attack. The Bowser side charges at them. Toads kill people and die. Others are lucky and lived. Peach and Daisy pick them up and run to E. Gadd. Mario and Luigi storm the field. Luigi blows the fireball and all begin to retreat.
Iggy: Looks like they’re falling back! Get them!
The Bowser side charges them but are confused when the ambushes start.
Luigi: It worked!
Mario: All forces, begin an all-out attack!!!
The Mushroom Kingdom charge the Bowser side, taking all the bases. The evil guys have only two bases left.
Susan: Oh no!
Larry: Rally the troops and rush them through!
The Bowser side attacks and beat up Toads badly.
Luigi: Won’t give up? … I know what to do. Iggy!
Iggy: What?
Luigi: Charging out like a fool on the battlefield? Have you no pride, you worthless coward?
Mario: (I see, Luigi wants to taunt him and defeat Iggy when he’s outnumbered. Nice work, now it’s my turn!)
Mario charges over to Roy to tell him something.
Iggy: What?! Let me rearrange your hideous, ugly face, Luigi!
Iggy charges after Luigi only to find himself.
Iggy: No, I was too cocky.
Luigi: Exactly!
Luigi rides on his Yoshi and slashes Iggy all the way back to his main camp.
Iggy: I’ll get you one day, Luigi!!!
Meanwhile, Mario and Roy sneak into the Bowser side’s main camp and burn it.
Roy: Let these flames be our victory!
Then they hear screaming.
Mario: What’s that?
Mario points to something in the sky. It is Iggy, who is falling into the camp.
Mario: RUN!!!
Roy: QUICK!!!
Mario and Roy run back to the war. Iggy never notices they were there.
Luigi: We’re winning!!!
Larry: Shoot the Bullet Bills!
No one responds to Larry.
Larry: Umm…
Iggy: Larry, someone burned the caste!
Larry: Oh no, we’re busted!
Morton: Really are!
Susan: When you say we, you mean not me!
Morton, Larry, and Iggy: YES, YOU TOO!!!!
Susan: Sheesh…
Chapter 3: Surrender Or Fight Or Die Completely
Morton: We have no choice but to surrender and retreat!
Larry: NO! We have to kill them! No surrender, fight until you die! Charge the enemy!
The Bowser side
charges the Mushroom Kingdom.
Luigi: Still
no surrender? … I’m confused… No… I won’t give up! Launch the fire and
ice arrows!
The crossbow Toads shoot the arrows at Bowser’s side.
Susan: Larry, the big choices are, surrender, fight, or die…
Larry: *sigh* All right, I choose… I don’t know…
Morton: RUN!!!
An arrow is launching at them and they barely dodge it.
Larry: FIGHT! FIGHT!! FIGHT!!!
The Bowser side charges the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario goes up to Luigi.
Mario: What should we do?
Luigi: …
Mario: Come on!
Luigi: Send out the Wood Ox.
Mario: What?!
Luigi: It’s a wooden ox that has supplies inside. If we put those here, we’ll have enough food to survive this fight.
Mario: Okay.
Meanwhile, Bowser is coming back home to the castle, by Clown Car…
Bowser: Man, this is slow! I want to go back and this is what I ride? This is going to be a long, long, time…
Back to the war…
Mario brought the wood ox. The Mushroom Kingdom army eats the food inside and returns to battle.
Mario: Great plan.
Luigi: There’s only 20 more wood ox left to make and there’s 30 now. That’ll be enough.
Mario: You sure?
Luigi: Positive.
Meanwhile, the commanders of Bowser’s side are talking.
Susan: Come on, surrender and run. All our troops are tired!
Larry: …
Iggy: I’m starving…
Morton: Lets go home!!!
Larry: … I give
up… Retreat…
Chapter 4: The War’s End
Larry commanded all the people to retreat. They lost.
Mario: WE WON!!!
Luigi: GOD BLESS YOU!
Every Toad is excited and they all celebrate with beer… Just kidding…
Peach and Daisy: Yes!
Roy: Let’s go back and rebuild the castle.
Wendy: Yeah, we won after all.
Lemmy: Yep.
Ludwig: We never gave up. Let’s go, guys.
The Koopalings start up to Dark Land. The Mushroom Kingdom forces go in the Mushroom Palace and celebrate.
Luigi: Where are the Koopalings?
Mario: I don’t know, but they did a good job.
Luigi: Yeah.
Meanwhile, the Koopalings have gone to rebuild the castle like it was.
Larry: It’s fixed.
Roy: We won.
Lemmy: It’s finally over.
They see Bowser in the Clown Car. They go to him and talk with him.
Bowser: So, how was it?
Morton: Excellent.
Roy: Good.
Wendy: Surprising.
Lemmy: Yeah, it was a Koopaling War!
All the Koopalings laugh, Bowser, who’s confused, just stares at them.
Bowser: What? Huh? I don’t get it, what’s so funny?
The End… yes, they all are idiots aren’t they?
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