I saw it all from above in the clouds, as Poison Ivy, an evil lady obsessed with plants, swept through to kidnap Lemmy. Oh, by the way, I'm Linary, Lemmy's star guardian. I'm very small, even smaller then Geno! I'm almost invisible, so I have an easy time watching Lemmy. Unfortunately it also makes it so there isn't much I can do about things like this. I followed, careful not to be stepped on. I decided to sneak inside one of Lemmy's elf like ears to talk with him. ‘Hey! You are gonna be okay! Bowser is on his way!' I said.

‘Who is there?' Lemmy whispered, so as not to attract attention. ‘And where are you?'

‘I'm in your ear. I'm your guardian. I came here to spook Poison Ivy, so Bowser will have an easier time.' I moved out to right in front of Lemmy's face.

‘What are you going to do? Your smaller than I am!' he said unhappily.

‘I can still put on a good show of terror!' I replied. Since I'm Lemmy's Guardian, I decided to ride a ball, too, and had the ability to teleport my other balls as well. I also decided it would help if my so called twin star helped. (Iggy's guardian, Isarius, who else would it be?) I teleported him from his view of Iggy's room.

‘Hey! Why did...'

‘You do that?' I finished. (Lemmy got out of this habit but I didn't.)

‘Great your...' Iggy said with sarcasm.

‘Finishing my sentences,' I cut him off. ‘ I can't...'

‘Help it,' he finished to make me happy. ‘I...'

‘Know,' I continued. ‘I need...'

‘Your help,' he casually said  ‘I know...'

‘I know,' I said.

We began our terror plans for Poison Ivy, and then a permanent destraction for afterwards. We would send her to Larry, where they would talk about plants forever!

We had to consult with Lunara.(Larry's guardian. Yeah it's a girl. Yes, she likes him as a boyfriend. You got to choose who you wanted if you got a Koopa Kid and she chose Larry!)But she refused to let us send her to Larry.

‘Why not send her to Morton? She would go crazy!' Lunara said, jealous as she watered her azelias. (notice something? We have the same hobbies as the Koopalings do.)

‘No!' we said together. No way Isarius and I were going to talk to Marlamen (Morton's guardian). We would go deaf! It would be worse than listening to Limbarian's(Ludwig's guardian) music!

‘Just don't send her to Larry!' Lunara shouted, furious now. So
we weeded that out.

Then we decided maybe we could have Bowser get rid of her in a fight! So we called in Barianes.(Bowser's guardian.) We bowed and told him our plans. He agreed with  them. He was angry with Poison Ivy because Bowser was.

I took form as planned into Lemmy and Lemmy transformed into me. When
Poison Ivy Came in to tie up Lemmy,(she had taken his wand and freeze gun) she was suprised to see me doing tricks on Lemmy's ball. As she charged at me I transported to the other side and signaled Lemmy to transform back and Isarius and Barianes to transform into Lemmy so
that it looked like there were four Lemmys! We all started doing the same trick on the replicated balls that I had transported in.

A confused Poison Ivy tackled me and as she did I transformed into Bowser! She instantly let go and let out a loud shriek!I transformed back into Lemmy and kept repeating that trick. Suddenly, Isarius turned into Iggy, and Barianes decided to take on Ludwig so as not to
attract to much attention. Lunara appeared and took form as Wendy. Suddenly Barianes disappeared, as planned. All of the others’ guardians appeared. Wendy's was male so he chose to turn into Larry. It looked like there were two Lemmys and the rest of the Koopalings! Barianes
reappeared as Mario. Geno appeared as Toad, but with some changes: he had made himself taller than Poison Ivy! Scared, she ran out shrieking at the top of her lungs!

That’s when I saw her transform Mallow with Lemmy's wand. ‘No!!' everyone said. She then rode the royal bus to the waiting heroes. Barianes left to help Bowser. Everyone but Lemmy and I left, and I
transformed back.

‘You’re pretty good at tricks!’ he said. ‘You think we could practice
together?'

‘Maybe if we get through this,' I replied sadly. If Poison Ivy got rid of The Mario Surfer, Bowser, Mario, The Princess, Aurora, and Prince Wcolata Arturtle, there wouldn't be any me. I only live if Lemmy can be happy. I am the only star guardian that thrives on happiness. If Lemmy doesn't have anything to be happy about ever again I don't exist. Something that could cause that would be losing Bowser forever. If I was without Lemmy's happiness for more than half a year to three at the limits, POOF! No more Linary. This couldn't happen! I had to do something! Suddenly I got a Kooky idea, (spelled as Ludwig's nickname on purpose.) Really! What if Ludwig did the wicked witch of the east thing with Poison Ivy during a fight between Bowser and her? Could the heroes make it that far?

I called Limbarian. He thought it would make Ludwig a much better Koopaling if someone made Poison Ivy knick the spike on Bowser's back for Ludwig back into place. So it was decided that I would make sure Poison Ivy knicked the exact spike, and Limbarian would make Ludwig land on her with his doomship.

I teleported in just enough time to see what was happening. They had started the fight! I ran to Bowser's middle spike,transformed into a very small version of Lemmy, and stuck my tongue out at her. She drew her whip back and WHACK! It knicked the spike back into place! Ludwig's doomship came in and landed on Poison Ivy.

Everyone, even Poison Ivy, lived happily ever after. Poison Ivy, after being landed on, lost all of her powers, and went back to her plant research on Earth. There, she created her own garden of strange plants.

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