The Blue Crystal

By Luigi Mario

Chapter 1: To the Sea!

Mario: Hmm…

Luigi: …

Mario and Luigi were playing Mushroom Checkers. It’s a game where you have to use strategy to win.

Mario: Hmm…

Luigi: Too… much… pressure…

Toad: Mario, Luigi.

Mario and Luigi: Ah!

Toad: It’s just me.

Mario: What do you want?

Toad: I came to tell you that an item in…

Luigi: SPEAK UP ALL READY!

Toad: All right. We need a crew to go to an unknown island and get a magical item.

Mario: Okay… now what does it do?

Toad: It can destroy anything.

Five minutes later…

Mario and Luigi had gathered Scientist Toad, Mikko, Wario and Waluigi.

Wario: Aren’t we supposed to have a boat?

Waluigi: Yeah, Showoff Brothers.

Luigi: Don’t worry. We got one.

Soon they went to the sea and put a big boat on the sea.

Mikko: Boat is so white. Mikko like.

Toad: It has a nice M&L logo on the sides.

Scientist Toad: It stands for Mario and Luigi.

Mario: So Toad, you got a map?

Toad: What map?

Luigi: How are we going to get there then?

Toad: Oh, that map. It’s in the bottle.
 

Chapter 2: Aboard the ship.
On the sea…

Waluigi: Man, I’m hungry.

Mario: Me too.

Toad: I packed snacks.

Luigi: Did you ask Scientist Toad?

Toad: Yeah, but he was working.

Wario: So what do you got?

Toad: I got nachos, spicy chips, Yoshi Cookies, and sodas.

Mikko: Me want cookies.

They all finished there snacks and then they went to Scientist Toad.

Waluigi: So Luigi, you couldn’t beat me in Mushroom Poker.

Luigi: So, you want to challenge me? I never back down!

Luigi and Waluigi went inside.

Wario: I got to see this.

Mikko: Mikko is going take a nap.

Mario: I’m with you.

Inside…

Luigi: Hmm…

Waluigi: Look, a monster!

Luigi: Yeah right… where?

Waluigi took some cards.

Luigi: Hey, you cheat!

Waluigi: You got a problem with it?

Luigi: You cheat.

They started fighting.

Wario: I say you both cheat.

Soon they were there.
 

Chapter 3: The Big Volcano

Mikko: It’s quiet, too quiet.

Scientist Toad: AHHH!!!

Luigi: Scientist Toad…

Mario: He’s gone.

Wario: Man… does this place stink, and I’m not talking about the smell either.

Waluigi: WARIO!

Wario: Huh… Waluigi!

Toad: I got a bad feeling about this.

Two hands grabbed Mikko and the Toad and they disappeared.

Mario: Toad?

Luigi: Mikko?

Mario: They’re gone.

Luigi: We’re going to die!

Mario: Hey, there’s a volcano.

Luigi: Now that’s something you don’t see everyday.

When they got to the volcano, they looked in it and saw dungeons.

Mario: Rip off…

Luigi: Hey, what’s that?

Mario: Who cares about that, I hear voices.

Voices: HELP! PLEASE HELP! WE’RE GOING TO DIE!

Luigi: There’s Waluigi, Wario…

Mario: I know who they are!

Luigi: Shut up, idiot.

Mario: Let’s go.

Luigi: Are you nuts? We’re going to get killed in there.

Mario pushed Luigi in the volcano.

Luigi: HELP!

Mario jumped in after Luigi did.
 

Chapter 4: The Blue Crystal

Mario: See Luigi? There’s nothing to be afraid of.

Luigi: Oh yeah, what do you say to that?

Luigi pointed to sharp needles that they were about to land on.

Mario: You got a point.

Luigi: Shall we scream for our lives?

Mario: Okay.

Mario and Luigi: AHH!

Just then Toad saved them.

Luigi: Thanks, Toad…

Mario: How did you…? Where did you…?

Toad: Calm down, guys.

Luigi: Is that the thing we were looking for?

Toad: Yep.

Wario: Can we go home?

Mario: Yeah, because we got this!

Suddenly Bowser appeared in his Koopa Copter and stole the crystal from Mario’s hands.

Bowser: Ha… ha… ha…

Luigi: Give it back!

Bowser: Never. Bye, plumbers.

Mario: Oh no you don’t.

Mario grabbed on to the copter’s edge while the rest grabbed each other’s legs. Soon they ended up like a ladder.

Mario: Give it back.

Luigi: Bowser, I’ve had enough today.

Luigi jumped and kicked Bowser on the head and got the crystal back.

Luigi: Take that!

Bowser flew into the water.
 

Chapter 5: Heading Home

Mario: Luigi?

Luigi: Yeah?

Mario: Do you have any idea how to park this thing?

Luigi: No.

Everyone except Luigi: WHAT?!

Luigi: Sorry.

Soon the copter was in the sky over Toad Town.

Mario: Here we are.

Luigi: When I count to three, we jump. One… Two… Three!

Luigi jumped and the others jumped after him. They all got a safe landing except Luigi. Everyone landed on him.

Mario: Well, Luigi, what do you have to say?

Luigi: Mamamia.

The End

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