Prologue
It has been a week since Zarax has been defeated but he still lives.
Zarax: How do I get back to Plit?
Plit’s gravitational pull pulls Zarax towards it, but he gets in his shell and lands in front of the Thousand-Year Door.
Zarax: Wow! This place is… strange.
Zarax notices the seven Crystal Stars In their places.
Zarax: I must be at the Thousand-Year Door! I must get to the Shadow Queen and release her so she’ll be my slave.
Zarax opens the Thousand Year Door and goes inside and gets out a walkie-talkie.
Zarax: I’m in the Thousand-Year Door! Grab the Crystal Stars so the door won’t open so no one will follow me!
He puts away the
walkie-talkie. As soon as he does six dark figures grab the Crystal Stars
and leave, with one figure taking two…
Chapter One: A New Quest
Larry and his pal Snufit are at home watching the news.
Larry: Why are we watching the news?
Snufit shrugs.
News Reporter: This just in! The seven Crystal Stars have been stolen! This could mean BIG trouble with a capital Z!
Larry: Capital Z?
Snufit: Let’s go find those Crystal Stars!
Larry: Why?
Snufit: We have nothing better to do.
Larry: Good point! Good thing I have the Ancient Map to the Crystal Stars!
Snufit: Where did you get that?
Larry: Mario was selling it at a garage sale for a quarter.
Larry and Snufit leave the castle but get ambushed by Green Birdo.
Green Birdo: I’m ready for you this time!
Interruption
The fights in this Fun Fiction will be in RPG form. If you have no idea what that is then here is an example.
How Morton Koopa Sr. died
Attacker: Morton
Koopa Sr.
Attack: Insult
Target: Cactuar
Morton Koopa
Sr: Hiya! Fatty!
Effect: 10 damage
dealt
HP Left: 90
Cactuar turns
into a demon.
Cactaur: NOBODY
CALLES ME FATTY!
Attacker: Demon
Cactuar
Attack: Claw
Target: Morton
Koopa Sr.
Effect: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
damage dealt
HP Left: 0
Now back to the story
Attacker: Larry
Attack: Fireball
Target: Green
Birdo
Effect: 20 damage
dealt
HP Left: 10
Attacker: Snufit
Attack: Punch
Target: Green
Birdo
Effect: 20 damage
dealt
HP Left: 0
Green Birdo is defeated!
Green Birdo: How could you?!
Larry: Shaddap!
Snufit: So where do we go?
Larry: Well it says to go to Petalburg.
They head toward Petalburg.
Larry: I’m bored!
Snufit: Stop complaining!
Larry: …
A Shy Guy comes.
Shy Guy: Die!
Attacker: Shy
Guy
Attack: Slap
Target: Larry
Effect: 10 damage
dealt
HP Left: 75
Attacker: Larry
Attack: Bite
Target: Shy Guy
Effect: 30 damage
dealt
HP Left: 0
Shy Guy is down!
Larry and Snufit
have gone up a level! They both now have 85 HP!
Larry: Yay!
Larry and Snufit arrive, but instead of a village there is a huge castle.
Snufit: That’s a big castle
I said it was huge!
Snufit: Whatever!
Croco and Popple are at the door.
Croco: You’ll never get inside!
Popple: Yeah!
Larry: Oh really?!
Chapter Two: The Huge Castle!
Battle Begin!
Attacker: Larry
Attack: Bite
Target: Croco
Effect: 30 damage
dealt
HP Left: 70
Attacker: Snufit
Attack:
Punch
Target: Croco
Effect: 20 damage
dealt
HP Left: 50
Croco: How dare you hurt me?
Attacker: Croco
Attack: Chomp
Target: Snufit
Effect: 30 damage
dealt
HP Left: 55
Popple: Ha! You’ll never win!
Attacker: Popple
Attack: Steal
Target: Larry
Effect: Steal
an item
HP Left: 85
Popple couldn’t
get anything!
Popple: Grrrr…
Larry: Ha ha!
Attacker: Larry
Attack: Punch
Target: Croco
Effect: 20 damage
dealt
HP Left: 30
Attacker: Snufit
Attack: Mini-Bomb
Target: Croco
Effect: 30 damage
dealt
HP Left: 0
Popple: ARGH!
Croco!
Snufit:
:p
Attacker: Popple
Attack: Flee
Target: None
Effect: Escapes
HP Left:
Popple failed
to escape and loses 10 HP!
Popple: What?!
That’s not fair!
Snufit: Shaddap!
Attacker: Larry
Attack: Chomp
Target: Popple
Effect: 40 damage
dealt
HP Left: 60
Attacker: Snufit
Attack: Punch
Target: Popple
Effect: 20 damage
dealt
HP Left: 40
Attacker: Popple
Attack: Flee
Target: None
Effect: Escapes
from fight
HP Left:
Popple escapes!
Popple: You’ll never catch me!
Popple runs in the castle.
Larry: We have to chase him!
Larry and Snufit chase him.
Snufit: He went this way!
Larry: How do you know?
Snufit: There’s writing that says Popple was here down the hall!
They run down the hall and into a large door and see a Crystal Star in the room and an unexpected person on the throne…
Larry: We have to chase him!
Larry and Snufit chase him.
Snufit: He went this way!
Larry: How do you know?
Snufit: There’s writing that says “Popple was here” down that hall!
They run down the hall and into a large door and see the Diamond Star in the room and an unexpected person on the throne…
Fawful: Eya ha ha ha ha! It is the me, Fawful!
Larry: Fawful? I thought you were dead.
Fawful: No, just knocked me out with those missiles of evilness!
Larry: Are we gonna fight or not?
Fawful: I won’t but Popple will!
Popple: But Master, I’m still weak!
Fawful: I don’t the care!
Popple: *mumbles* HIYAAAAAAAA!
Battle Begin!
Attacker: Popple
Attack: Punch
Target: Larry
Effect: 20 damage
dealt
HP Left: 65
Larry: OWIE!
Attacker: Larry
Attack: Bite
Target: Popple
Effect: 30 damage
dealt
HP Left: 10
Attacker: Snufit
Attack: punch
Target: Popple
Effect: 20 damage
dealt
HP Left: 0
Popple is defeated!
Popple: Oooooooooorg!
Fawful: All right, it’s time for me to fight you! And… I HAVE FURY!
Battle Begin!
Attacker: Larry
Attack: Punch
Target: Fawful
Effect: 20 damage
dealt
HP Left: 120
Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
Attacker: Snufit
Attack: Karate
Chop
Target: Fawful
Effect: 30 damage
dealt
HP Left: 90
Fawful: Taste
my mustard of doom!
Attacker: Fawful
Attack: Mustard
of “Doom”
Target: Snufit
Effect: 30 damage
dealt
HP Left: 55
Snufit: Could
use some salt.
Fawful: I HAVE
FURY!
Attacker: Larry
Attack: Spinning
Fortress
Target: Fawful
Effect: 50 (!)
damage dealt
HP Left: 40
Attacker: Snufit
Attack: Bomb
Target: Fawful
Effect: 40 damage
dealt
HP Left: 0
Fawful is defeated!
Fawful: I HAVE
FUR… ugh! *faints*
Larry and Snufit
have gone up a level! They both have 95 health!
Larry: Let’s get the Diamond Star!
They grab it.
The Diamond Star
has given them 10 HP and 10 ATK!
Snufit and Larry: Awesome!
Snufit: All right! Where is the Emerald Star?
Larry: *looks at the map* Strange, I don’t get it! It shows that the Emerald Star is in six different places! And I’ve never seen or heard of these places before!
Snufit snatches the map and takes a look.
Snufit: It’s simple, the Emerald Star is in six different pieces, and this place on the map is the world of Final Fantasy!
Larry: Aw great! This next part of the quest is gonna be filled with cameos!
Larry and Snufit go to the strange new world.
To Be Continued...
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