Peach is running through the castle with the Koopa Kids in pursuit.
Ludwig: Get back here!
Bowser has steam coming out of his mouth and the Minister Koopa is fanning him, hoping he’ll calm down.
Minister Koopa: I thought you were going to lure Mario into a trap when he got the Shine Sprites. Why were you going to marry Peach?
Bowser: I was going to cheat. I was going to Email Mario’s Mailbox DS and tell him that if he didn’t get to my castle in two hours via Clown Copter that I’d “accidentally” send him, that I’d marry the princess. But I was going to marry Peach before I sent it to him and then when he got here, I’d crush him and steal the Shine Sprites, so therefore, he loses by losing the Shine Sprites and by losing the princess.
Minister Koopa: Well, I’m sorry your plan failed, my king.
Bowser: Forget cheating! I’ll do this the old-fashioned way! I’ll send him the message now and marry the princess in two hours!
Bowser pulls out his Mailbox DS (which looks like a DS and has a Bowser skin on it) and types a message. He sends it and then he runs out of the throne room and goes to chase Peach with his kids.
Peach: I’ve gotta run. I’ve gotta run faster!
Ludwig pulls a remote control out of his shell and presses a button on it. A trapdoor opens up between the Koopa Family and Peach. Ludwig jumps into it. The trapdoor closes and another trapdoor opens up in front of Peach. Peach stops before she falls into it. A giant robot comes up from the trapdoor with Ludwig controlling it.
Peach: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Lemmy grabs Peach and Ludwig jumps out of the robot. The robot goes into the door and the Koopa Family runs back to the throne room.
Outside of the castle…
Bowser Jr. comes up from a cloud and runs into the castle. He’s greeted by the Lakitu Brothers.
Lakitu Bro. #1: Sup?
BJ: Hey! I’m not a character from Barney!
Sorry.
Bowser Jr: That’s better. Now… Yo! Lakitu Bros! Mario’s shelling (pun on tailing) me! I command you to go beat ‘im up!
Lakitu Bro. #2: You got it!
The Lakitu Bros. go outside. Bowser Jr. heads over to the throne room. Mario comes up from a cloud the same way Junior did.
FLUDD: Finally! We’ve made it to Bowser’s castle!
Mario: Yeah! We-
Mario Mailbox DS starts playing the SM64 Final Fight with Bowser theme. Mario opens it up.
FLUDD: “Yo! This is the King of the Koopas!”
Mario: Bowser!
FLUDD: “You buttinski plumber! You meddling mouse! I bet you think you’re really something, don’t you? Well you’re nothing but a stupid cheese lover! Now, enough insults! If you don’t get to my castle in the sky in two hours, then I’ll marry Princess Peach! See ya then! Ha ha!”
Mario: So, he thinks he’s gonna get away with kidnapping Peach, eh? Well he’s not!
A Koopa flies out of the castle and passes by Mario.
Koopa: Hi Mario!
Mario: Hi!
The Koopa flies down to Isle Delfino.
????????: Hey! Stupid Mario Brother!
Mario: Huh? It’s SUPER Mario Brother, sir!
Mario turns around and sees the Lakitu Brothers!
Lakitu #2: Let’s get him, Bro!
Mario: AHH!!!
Mario runs away toward the castle. The Lakitu Bros. catch up and throw Spinies at Mario. Mario dodges as he runs. Mario switches to the Turbo Nozzle and goes faster. Lakitu Bro. #1 throws a Spiny at Mario’s back. The water sprays the Spiny back at the Lakitu and he is knocked out of his cloud.
Lakitu Bro. #2: Woah! Bro!
Lakitu Bro. #2 goes to catch his brother. Lakitu Bro. #1 lands in his brother’s cloud. The Lakitus continue chasing Mario. Mario jumps up and ground pounds on the Lakitu Bros. They fall out of the cloud and Mario lands in the cloud. He flies over to the brothers.
Lakitu Bros: AAHHH!!!
Mario switches to the Hover Nozzle and hovers up from the cloud. The water is going down on the cloud and making it bigger. The cloud engulfs the Lakitu Bros.
Lakitu Bros. #1: (sticking his head out of the cloud) AAHHH!!!
The cloud is blown away, along with the Lakitu Bros. Mario goes into the castle and walks down the hall. He continues walking until he finds the door to Ludwig’s lab.
Mario: Hmm… Is Peach in here?
Mario goes inside.
Computer: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! ACTIVATE SECURITY SYSTEM!
A 5-ton weight drops from the ceiling and is about to hit Mario. Mario dives out of the way. Laser guns come down from the ceiling. They start shooting at Mario. Mario dodges them. He gets to the computer and presses CTRL, ALT, Delete.
Computer: ACTIVATING SHUT DOWN.
The computer turns off and the lasers go back up in the ceiling.
Mario and FLUDD: Whew…
FLUDD: Let’s get out of here!
Mario goes out of the lab.
On Isle Delfino…
The Koopa in the Clown Copter arrives in Delfino Plaza.
Koopa: Maarrriiiiooooo!!! I’m here to take you to King Bowser’s caasssttttllllleeeeee!!!
Nothing happens.
Koopa: Mario?
Still nothing.
Koopa: MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nothing.
Koopa: What’s going on? I- wait a minute.
Flashback…
The Koopa flies out of the castle and passes by Mario.
Koopa: Hi, Mario!
Mario: Hi!
The Koopa flies down to Isle Delfino.
End Flashback…
Koopa: O.O Aw dang it! Why didn’t you tell me, Author?
Because you’re a bad guy.
Koopa: *beep* *beep beep beep beep*!
Foul mouth.
Koopa: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The Koopa takes out a walkie-talkie and starts speaking into it.
Koopa: King Bowser! Mario’s not here! He must be at the castle!
Bowser (on the other end): WHAT!?
Bowser sticks his hand through the talking part of his walkie-talkie. His hand comes out through the Koopa’s walkie-talkie and Bowser hits him in the face.
Bowser: Get back here immediately!
Koopa: Yes, Your Angriness.
The Koopa flies away.
Back at the castle…
Bowser: STOP THE WEDDING! That buttinski plumber is in this castle somewhere!
Ludwig: Don’t worry, King Dad! I’ll take care of him personally!
Ludwig runs out of the room.
Minister Koopa: Ok. Back to the wedding. For richer for poorer…
In the hall…
Mario: I have to use the little plumber’s room. Aha! There it is!
Mario goes in the bathroom. Ludwig comes out of the throne room. He makes a trapdoor appear and he jumps into it.
Ludwig: I’ll use my robot! That’ll take care of Mario!
Ludwig jumps into his robot. The robot comes up from the trapdoor. Mario comes out of the bathroom and sees the robot.
Mario: Ludwig von Koopa!
Ludwig: Hello Mario! How are you?
The other Koopa Kids (not Bowser Jr. exit the throne room.
Lemmy: Hey there-
Iggy: Mario!
Morton: Hello, hola, greetings, kalimera, szia, ni hao Mario.
Wendy: Yo ugly!
Roy: Hey punching bag!
Larry: Hey cheese head!
Ludwig: Now, watch what 600 coins worth of machinery can do!
Ludwig shoots a laser blast from the gun. Mario dodges. Ludwig takes a bomb from the bomb storage compartment and throws it at Mario. Mario sprays it back. Ludwig blasts the bomb with a laser blast and the bomb explodes. The Koopa Kids starts shooting electric bolts at Mario with their wands. Mario dodges these. Ludwig throws a bomb at Mario with the machine. Mario catches it and throws it at the Koopa Kids (not Ludwig) and they are sent flying away by the explosion.
Ludwig: My siblings! Oh, it’s on now, plumber!
Mario: Bring it, Ludwig!
HP:
Ludwig: 20
Koopa Chaos Creator
(the machine): 1000 (wow, 600 coins buys a lot of HP)
Mario: 50
Mario takes out the Shine Sprites. They blast the machine.
Ludwig: YAH!
Ludwig presses a button. A mirror comes out of the machine and reflects the blasts at Mario.
Mario: YAH!
Mario is able to move out of the way of the blasts while they’re hurting him.
HP:
Ludwig: 19 (that
machine must be thick for Ludwig to not be affected by the blasts from
inside the machine that much)
Koopa Chaos Creator:
900 (Ok, maybe not THAT thick)
Mario: 40
Ludwig takes the hat off of his machine. He reveals a bomb under it! A REEAAALLLLYYYYY big bomb! He makes the machine grab the bomb and throw it at Mario. The Shine Sprites blast it before it hits Mario. The bomb explodes and both Mario and Ludwig are caught in the explosion.
HP:
Ludwig: 5 (that
bomb must’ve hurt a lot)
Koopa Chaos Creator:
600
Mario: 10
Mario ground pounds on the machine. Then he does a spin jump in the air and ground pounds on the machine again. Then he uses the Rocket Nozzle to rocket into the air andground pound on it again.
Ludwig: S-stop s-s-s-shaking the r-r-r-rob-b-b-bot!
HP:
Ludwig: 5
Koopa Chaos Creator:
450 (Die already!)
Mario: 10
Ludwig: That’s it, plumber! Say goodbye!
Mario: Goodbye!
Ludwig: O_o ( Idiot.)
Ludwig presses a button and the machine grabs Mario with a tentacle and throws him against the wall.
HP:
Ludwig: 5
Koopa Chaos Creator:
450
Mario: 0 (>3)
Ludwig: Ha ha! Mario, today belongs to the Koopas!
The Shine Sprites start shining. They give Mario some of their power and Mario wakes up!
Ludwig: WHAT?!
HP:
Ludwig: 5
Koopa Chaos Creator:
450
Mario: Can you
say “infinity”?
Mario sprays the machine. It short-circuits and blows up.
Mario: Why didn’t I do that ten minutes ago?
Ludwig: NO! My greatest creation! Ruined!
Mario: Sorry Ludwig, but it looks like your greatest creation has become your greatest mess!
Mario grabs a part of the machine and hits Ludwig on the head with it.
HP:
Ludwig: KO
Koopa Chaos Creator:
Blew up.
Mario: 50 (the
Shine Sprites’ powers wore off)
Mario: Now to stop that wedding!
In the throne room…
Minister Koopa: If anyone has any objections to this couple getting married, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Nothing happens.
Minister Koopa: I now pronounce you-
Mario barges into the throne room.
Mario: I OBJECT!
Minister Koopa: Mario?
Bowser: MARIO?!
Bowser Jr: Cheese head?
Peach: Mario! <3
Mario: It’s-a me! Mario!
Bowser Jr. turns into Shadow Mario.
Mario: Ah ah ah!
Mario blasts Shadow Mario with the Shine Sprites. Shadow Mario turns into a pile of goop.
Mario: *gasp*
Bowser Jr. comes up from the goop. The goop forms back into Shadow Mario (Shadow Mario has the paintbrush).
Bowser Jr: Uh oh.
Shadow Mario sprays Bowser Jr. and Bowser Jr. turns into stone.
Bowser: Junior!
Shadow Mario leaps onto Bowser’s head. Shadow Mario turns into goop and Bowser is covered in the goop.
Bowser: AUGH! Get- g-get off me! I-I feel w-w-weird! I- AHH! You’re taking over my body!
Shadow Goop (Shadow Mario): You got that right!
Bowser: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Shadow Goop: Yes! Now that I’ve taken over this fool’s body, I’m Shadow Bowser!
Everybody: WWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! RUN!
Everybody but Mario and Peach (and Bowser Jr. because he can’t move) runs out of the room.
Mario: Peach! Run!
Peach: But- but… Ok!
Peach runs out of the room. Mario sprays Shadow Bowser but Shadow Bowser breathes fire that blocks the water.
Shadow Bowser: Let’s do this!
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
8,000
Mario: 100 (he’s
using Shine Sprite power)
Mario jumps on Shadow Bowser. Shadow Bowser ground pounds on Mario.
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
7,954
Mario: 50
Mario runs in circles and then sprays to do the sprinkler spray. Shadow Bowser is hurt by the water.
Shadow Bowser: GRAUGH!
Shadow Bowser burns Mario with flame breath.
Mario: HOOTTT!!!
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
7,948
Mario: 30
Shadow Bowser stomps on Mario three times and then he ground pounds on him.
Mario: Oh…
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
7954
Mario: KO
Shadow Bowser: Huh ha ha! Goodbye, Mario!
The Shine Sprites fly away. One Shine Sprite goes into the castle hall where everybody is.
Peach: Oh! Look! It’s a Shine Ssprite!
The Koopa Kids wake up.
Peach: I feel like the Shine Ssprite is trying to tell us-
Lemmy: PEACH!
Wendy: Grab her!
The Koopa Kids grab Peach and go in the throne room. They see Mario lying on the floor and Shadow Bowser looking at them.
Shadow Bowser: Gwah ha ha!
Koopa Kids: AAHHH!!!
The Koopa Kids flee.
Roy: *gasp* … What *gasp* happened to *gasp* Dad?
Lemmy: I don’t-
Iggy: Know.
Peach: Shadow Mario is controlling Bowser. And Mario’s been defeated by him. I think this Shine Ssprite’s telling us to cheer Mario on.
Wendy: If waking up Mario and getting him to beat that creep will get Dad back, then I say… GO MARIO! YOU CAN DO IT!
Roy: Yeah! Mario!
Iggy: You can-
Lemmy: Do it!
Morton: Mario! You can beat, defeat, pummel, stop, destroy, hurt, KO that monster!
Ludwig: He may look tough but we know you can beat him!
Peach: Mario!
The Shine Sprite goes away to Delfino Plaza.
In Delfino Plaza…
A Shine Sprite arrives.
Pianta: Ooh! Look at that!
Fortuntella: I can see Mario in there. He seems to be KO’d. I can also see a giant monster! That monster must have hurt Mario!
Pianta #2: We’ve
gotta cheer him on and wake ‘im up! Come on, everybody!
Cheer for Mario!
Pianta #3: Go Mario!
Pianta #4: Beat that monster!
Cop #1: Get that bad guy! Beat him!
In Bianco Hills…
A Shine Sprite
appears.
Pianta: Hey look!
It’s a Shine Sprite! Didn’t Mario have one of those?
Pianta #2: He must be in trouble! Mario! Wherever you are, please be careful! Beat the bad guy!
In Ricco Harbor…
You know what happens.
Pianta: (You know what he says.)
Pianta #2: (You know what he says too.)
Pianta #3: (I just put this here for fun.)
This happens in all the places that Mario’s saved. The Shine Sprites go back to Mario. The Shine Sprites give Mario their power and Mario hears the cheers from all the places.
Shadow Bowser: Huh? What’s going on? What’s with the cheering?
Mario wakes up.
Mario: I’m going to defeat you! That’s what’s going on!
Shadow Bowser: WHAT?! You woke up?! That’s no fair!
Mario: Too bad! Let’s do this!
Shadow Bowser: Fine by me!
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
8,000
Mario: 1,000
Mario blasts Shadow Bowser with the Shine Sprites.
Shadow Bowser: YYAAAHHHH!!!
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
7,900
Mario: 1,000
Shadow Bowser charges up a blast with his hands and shoots it at Mario.
Mario: EGAH!
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
7,900
Mario: 950
Mario sprays Shadow Bowser while the Shine Sprites blast him. Shadow Bowser holds his hand up to the blasts and blocks the water with flame breath. Shadow Bowser takes the blasts from the Shine Sprites and shoots them right back at Mario. Mario back-flips over the blast. While in the air he sprays Shadow Bowser. Shadow Bowser burns Mario with flame breath.
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
7,890
Mario: 900
Mario ground pounds on Shadow Bowser. Then he rockets up from Shadow Bowser’s head with the Rocket Nozzle. Water is sprayed all over Shadow Bowser’s head and he’s hurt.
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
7,750
Mario: 900
Mario charges into Shadow Bowser using the Turbo Nozzle. Shadow Bowser kicks Mario away. Mario crashes into a wall. He runs in circles around Shadow Bowser and then does a back-flip over Shadow Bowser while spraying water. Shadow Bowser is hit by the water.
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
7,670
Mario: 850
Mario: C’mon, Bowser! Fight with me! Don’t let Shadow control you!
(Note: Shadow is my new name for Shadow Mario. Since he’s gone from Shadow Mario to Shadow Goop to Shadow Bowser I figured I’d give him his own name. Anyway…)
Shadow Bowser: Bowser’s gone! He no longer exiss!
Mario looks at Bowser Jr. (still a statue).
Mario: Oh yeah?
Mario ground pounds on Bowser Jr. and Bowser Jr. falls to pieces.
Bowser: M-my son!
Shadow Bowser: NO! Be quiet, fool!
Bowser: Y-you’re not the boss of me!
Shadow Bowser: Silence!
Mario throws pieces of Bowser Jr. at Shadow Bowser. Then he ground pounds on Shadow Bowser and sprays him. Shadow Bowser grabs Mario, spins him around, and throws him at a wall.
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
7,000
Mario: 800
Mario: Come on, Bowser!
The Koopa Kids barge in.
Ludwig: Eat ray gun, jerk!
Ludwig shoots Shadow Bowser with his ray gun. Shadow Bowser holds his hand up to the blast and catches it. He charges it up and blasts the Koopa Kids. The Koopa Kids are KO’d.
Bowser: M-my children! Y-you j-j-jerk!
Shadow Bowser: Silence, fool! I’m in control!
Mario: He’s losing control! I just have to weaken him enough to the point where Bowser will gain full control!
Mario throws pieces of Bowser Jr. at Shadow Bowser. Then he jumps in the air and karate kicks Shadow Bowser four times in the head. Shadow Bowser falls over. Mario ground pounds on him while he’s on the ground. Mario rockets up from Shadow Bowser with the Rocket Nozzle.
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
5,700
Mario: 800
Shadow Bowser gets up. He grabs Mario and throws him on the ground he ground pound on Mario and then he burns him with fire. Mario gets up and is kicked in the back. Mario turns around and sprays Shadow Bowser.
HP:
Shadow Bowser:
5,685
Mario: 700
Mario blasts Shadow Bowser with the Shine Sprites. This goes on for one minute.
Shadow Bowser: EERAHHHH!!!
Shadow is separated from Bowser. Bowser collapses.
Shadow: I can’t control this fool. But perhaps you’ll be a better behaving body.
Shadow goes into Mario. Mario turns blue and gets red eyes.
Mario: No… I will not let you control me!
FLUDD: Mario! Let me assist you!
Mario: I-I don’t think you can, FLUDD.
FLUDD: Oh yeah?
FLUDD sprays Mario and Shadow goes out of him. Mario sprays Shadow.
Shadow: HEY! YOU THINK A LITTLE WATER WILL STOP ME?!
Mario: No. That’s why I’ve got THIS!
Mario blasts Shadow with the Shine Ssprites.
Shadow: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FOR THIS, I WILL GET REVENGE ON YOU, MARIO! YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAST OF ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Shadow blows away in the wind and dies.
Peach: Mario!
Peach comes in. The Shine Sprites blast Bowser Jr.’s remains and put them back together. Bowser Jr. turns back to normal.
Bowser Jr: Uh… What happened? I’ve got a headache.
Bowser Jr. falls asleep. Mario and Peach jump out the window. Peach grabs Mario and takes out her parasol. She and Mario float down to Delfino Plaza.
Peach: You did it, Mario!
Mario: Yeah… *yawn*
Mario lies down on the beach and falls asleep. Toadsworth walks over to Mario and falls asleep beside him.
FLUDD: I could use some rest, too. I’ve been working all night.
FLUDD turns off. Peach lies down beside Mario.
Peach: Sweet dreams, Mario.
Peach falls asleep. Toad runs up to all of them.
Toad: Well, that ends the story. Have a good night’s sleep! Bye!
The E- wait a second!
The Koopa in the Clown Copter flies back to the castle. He goes to the throne room and sees everybody asleep.
Koopa: O_o I guess they got tuckered out fighting Mario.
The End
I’m holding a contest! The first eight people who Email me will get to be in my next story, Future Fix! Just Email me a bio of your Lemmy Koopa username. In Future Fix, the Koopa Kids go to the future and have to fight their future selves. Along with your username, tell me if you’re going to help the future or present Koopa Kids. I’ll be waiting! Bye!
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