Prologue: The Letter
One day, after interviewing some guy and going through some random torture from P.T. Piranha, Lemmy is lying on his bed in his shared room. He shares it with Iggy.
Lemmy: Of course I share it with Iggy! We hang out together all the time! We're twins!
Actually, whenever I draw Iggy, I give him his Super Mario World color scheme: blue head and shell, orange mouth, and white hair. So technically, you're not twins.
Lemmy: Oh.
Iggy walks in.
Iggy: Did I hear something about my color scheme again?
Lemmy: Uh, no?
Iggy: Okay. King Dad asked me to give you this letter.
Lemmy opens the letter and reads it.
Letter: Hello, Lemmy. You have won a mansion. I know you live in your dad's castle, and your own castle in Ice Land. But it can't hurt to own your own mansion.
Lemmy: True.
Letter: So why not come tonight? And bring someone with you.
Lemmy: Why tonight? I wanna go now!
Letter: PS. You have to come tonight, because the script says you have to go at night tonight.
Lemmy: Well Iggy, I guess you're the only person who can come with me.
Iggy: Yeah, since Bowser Jr, Larry, Morton, Wendy, Roy, and Ludwig are in the dungeon.
Lemmy: Maybe P.T. Piranha and his gang should come, too.
Iggy: Why?
Lemmy: Because he's the author, and he'll be mad if he isn't included.
Iggy: But you're the webmaster! You can reject this story if you want!
Lemmy: Don't question my powers!
Iggy: That wasn't even remotely close to the subject, I think.
Lemmy: Listen, in five minutes, I have to go to another of P.T.'s Interviews. Afterwards I'll take him and his gang to the mansion. Meanwhile, you can go ahead.
Iggy: Okay.
So Lemmy goes to P.T.'s studio. But little does he know that he will have the night of his life. In a bad way. Actually, I don't think there is a bad way to mean that. But you know what I mean. Especially if you read the title, since this is clearly a parody of Luigi's Mansion.
Chapter 1: The Mansion
P.T.: You've been watching...
Lemmy: L-
P.T. kicks the ball out from under Lemmy.
Shrooby: End Transmission!
Soon...
P.T.: So we're going to a mansion you won? In a contest you never entered?
Lemmy: Yep.
Kyle: Senor, you clearly have not played Luigi's Mansion.
Spike: Yeah. This is the same setup Luigi went through.
Shrooby: Ghosts scare me. I'm not going. Besides, I have to work at that electronics shop.
Kyle: And I was going hunting with The Hunting Club, to show them what hunting's all about.
Spike: I'm too lazy.
Lemmy: Then just P.T. will go with me.
P.T., who was drinking a milkshake, just now realizes what Lemmy said.
P.T.: Ooh... I picked the wrong day to be P.T.
Lemmy: You shall go to the mansion with me, or else.
P.T.: Or else what?
Lemmy: Or else I'll tell everybody about what you did on March 3rd.
P.T.: NO! Even though I did nothing on that day, I'm dumb enough to think I did, so it can be used against me!
Lemmy: Okay. Let's go.
That night, P.T. and Lemmy are walking on the path to that mansion, drinking milkshakes.
Lemmy: For the last time, I wanted a smoothie!
P.T.: Well, sorry if Popple felt like stealing the last smoothie!
They soon reach the mansion. It has a big neon sign out front saying "Lemmy's Mansion".
Lemmy: I'm going to go out on a limb, and say that this is the place.
P.T.: No! You think?!
They enter the mansion.
P.T.: Hello? Anybody home?
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!
Lemmy: That was random.
Soon, they enter the parlor. Then, three orange ghosts appear.
Lemmy: Aaaaah!
P.T.: That puddle around your ball had better have already been there, before we were in here!
Just before the ghosts attack, Ludwig appears.
Lemmy: I thought you were in the dungeon!
Ludwig: I got out early, for good behavior.
Ludwig pulls out the Poltergust 3000 and sucks up the ghosts. But just when they think that's it, 100 orange ghosts appear.
Ludwig: Aaaah! Quick! To the lab that's near the front of the mansion!
Soon...
P.T.: Isn't this E. Gadd's lab?
Ludwig: E. Gadd let me own his lab, while he's... on vacation! Yeah, that's it!
The scene changes to a few Koopatrols pushing a tied-up E. Gadd off a cliff. At the bottom, is an ocean. And E. Gadd can't swim, when he's tied-up. Back at the lab...
P.T.: Oh.
Lemmy: What's going on?
Ludwig: If you played Luigi's Mansion, you'd know.
Lemmy: I haven't
One explanation later...
Lemmy: So Iggy is trapped by King Boo?
Ludwig: Pretty much.
Lemmy: So give me that vacuum-thing.
P.T.: Well, since you're going on an adventure, I guess I'll be on my way!
Lemmy: March 3rd.
P.T.: So, what do you want me to do?
Lemmy: Follow me around, and be the comic relief.
The format changes to widescreen, and P.T. squints his eyes. But you can't see it through his sunglasses.
P.T.: I'll do it!
The screen goes back to normal. Anyway, Lemmy and P.T. are about to go into the mansion. What awaits them inside? Will they rescue Iggy? And will that Torpedo Ted be of any significance?
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!
Probably not.
Chapter 2: The Nightmare Begins
Lemmbert Ice Koopa and Petey Tarantula Piranha have just entered the mansion.
Lemmy: Why did the narrator just call us by our full names?
P.T.: Because Morton is the narrator, and he likes to talk. So he'll talk as long as he can, by calling us by our long, full names.
Lemmy: Really?
P.T.: That, or maybe the narrator isn't Morton, and I'm just pulling your leg. Or maybe part of both.
Lemmy: -_-
Soon, they reach the Parlor, again. One pink ghost and a bunch of orange ghosts appear.
P.T.: I'm supposed to be scared by a pink ghost?
Pink Ghost: Waaah! No one fears me!
The pink ghost goes crying to its mama. Meanwhile Lemmy sucks up the orange ghosts.
P.T.: According to the Luigi's Mansion strategy guide, we now go into the Anteroom.
They do so. In there, they see a few pink ghosts and a bunch of orange ghosts.
Pink Ghost #1: That's him! That's the guy that didn't fear me!
Pink Ghost #2: Get him!
Lemmy: You just had to not fear him!
Lemmy sucks up the ghosts. Soon, they enter the Wardrobe room, where they see a green ghost, a blue ghost, and a few orange ghosts.
P.T.: Wait! Don't tell me! You're about to say "Lemmy sucked up the ghosts", right?
Yep. Lemmy sucked up the ghosts.
Lemmy: I have an idea. Let's just skip to the important part.
P.T.: Right!
So, after breaking a few walls to make passages, they enter a room with a ghost reading a book.
Neville: I am Neville, the bookish father!
Lemmy sucks him up in 00.1 seconds flat.
Lemmy: Yep. I sucked him up in 00.1 seconds, while being 2-dimensional. Anyway, is this whole story going to be "They enter a room, see some ghosts, and Lemmy sucks them up" for the whole time?
Dunno. Only time will tell.
Lemmy: Oh.
A female ghost appears.
Lydia: I know you're supposed to suck me up in the Master Bedroom, but I left my ghost-wallet in here.
Lemmy sucks her up. After breaking a few more walls, the duo ends up in Chauncey's room.
Chauncey: Will you play with me?
Lemmy: Depends. What will we play?
Chauncey: I throw my rubber balls at you, and you do nothing about it.
P.T.: That's a retarded idea!
Chauncey: Waaaaaah! You adults are all the same! Just like Luigi! You're so mean!
Lemmy: I'm only 12.
Chauncey: Don't care! Goo goo ga ga, ga ga goo goo!
Lemmy: What did he say?
P.T.: In Luigi's Mansion, that was the incantation for the spell that teleported Chauncy and Luigi to the crib arena.
Lemmy: Oh.
They're teleported.
Lemmy: I feel cold. But not the regular cold that I know and love, but an unholy kind of cold.
P.T.: Me too. I think it's the kind of cold you feel when supernatural forces are at work.
Lemmy: If they're supernatural, then wouldn't that mean it's more natural than natural?
P.T.: Don't ask me, I'm the comic relief.
Then, a big Chauncey appears, and throws big, rubber balls at our heroes.
Lemmy: Hmmm. This fight might change my opinion on going around on a ball.
P.T.: The book says you have to suck up one of the balls, so you can hit Chauncy with it. Then, he'll be off balance and vulnerable.
Lemmy: The guys that came up with the strategies for this game need to dig deeper.
Chauncey: Hello! I'm still here!
Lemmy: Keep your diaper on!
Lemmy follows the strategy. He soon has Chauncey completely sucked up.
P.T.: That was fast. How do we get back to the mansion?
Lemmy: I don't know. Maybe when Chauncey is defeated, we go back to the mansion.
P.T.: Let's go with that! I just hope the writer of this story goes with that.
Lemmy: Aren't you the writer of this story?
P.T.: Oh yeah. So I guess we'll go back to the mansion, since we defeated Chauncey!
Lemmy: We? I did all the work!
P.T.: I'm the comic relief! That's a hard gig! Besides, I could write that I go back to the mansion, and you don't!
Lemmy: Fine!
They are teleported
to back to the Nursery, but with a key for the door across from the entrance
to the mansion. What else awaits our heroes? Will Lemmy ever see Iggy again?
Where's Waldo? Find out!
Chapter 3: More Ghost Madness
Lemmy and P.T. have entered the hallway on the first floor.
P.T.: Let's go to the ball room!
Lemmy: Why? And how do you know that's the ball room?
P.T.: It's in the script, and there's a big sign next to the door that says "Ball Room".
Lemmy: Oh.
As soon as they enter, they see a bunch of Shy Guy ghosts.
Shy Guy Ghost: Hey! We're dancing! Leave us alone!
Lemmy: No!
Lemmy uses his Freeze Gun to freeze the ghosts.
P.T.: Why didn't you just suck them up?
Lemmy: I decided to bring something new to the table.
Then, The Floating Whirlandas appear.
Male: Finally! All those Shy Guy ghosts are gone!
Female: Now we can dance alone!
As soon as they start dancing, P.T. eats them.
Lemmy: 0.0 YOU ATE THE FLOATING WHIRLANDAS?!
P.T.: I was bored.
Lemmy: 0.0
They soon enter the storage room, where Lemmy finds a button, and someone in a cloak.
Lemmy: Who are you?
Cloaked Figure: I'm a torpedo!
The cloaked figure removes the cloak, to reveal that he's the Torpedo Ted from Chapter 1.
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo! Torpedo away!
He flies past P.T. and Lemmy. Soon, P.T. finds a weird button.
P.T.: Ooh. What does this button do?
He presses it. A cage opens, to let out 51 Boos.
King Boo: Yay! We're free!
Boo #1: Yay!
Boo #2: Freedom!
But before they all escape, Lemmy sucks up all but 16 boos, one of the 16 being King boo.
Boo #3: Poor 1 and 2. I knew them well.
King Boo: Flee!
15 of the 16 boos flee to the Balcony. The other one, King Boo, goes to the Secret Altar.
Lemmy: You just had to press the button!
P.T.: Well, at least most of them were captured!
Lemmy: But not the important one!
P.T.: You mean Boo 3?
Lemmy: NO! I mean King Boo!
P.T.: Oh well. At least this story finally has an antagonist!
Lemmy: I guess. Let's go see Madame Clairvoya.
P.T.: Okay.
Soon...
Madame C: I am Madame Clairvoya, seer of dropped items.
P.T.: Anyone could look at dropped items!
P.T. takes off his glasses, drops them, and stares at them.
Madame C: Any items for me?
Lemmy: We'll do what Luigi did, and look for Iggy's lost items.
P.T.: I have a strand of his DNA!
Lemmy: I'll have plenty of time to wonder about that, later.
P.T. gives the hair to Madame Clairvoya.
Madame C: He's in the painting in the secret altar.
P.T.: Oh, that's a surprise!
Lemmy: Really?
P.T.: NO!
Madame C: Here. Take this orb. It will give your vacuum fire powers.
Lemmy: I hate fire! Ice is better!
Madame C: Just for that, I'm kicking you out of the mansion! Security!
A bunch of Dry Bones try to get Lemmy and P.T. (who just put his sunglasses back on) out of the mansion. Lemmy tries to suck them up, but...
P.T.: You can't suck up a Dry Bones!
Lemmy: Oh yeah. Now what?
P.T.: I have an idea!
P.T. grabs Lemmy and uses him as a battering ram to get through the crowd of skeletal Koopas. Lemmy's headfirst.
Lemmy: Ow! Wait! My ball!
P.T.: Oh yeah!
P.T. uses Lemmy as a battering ram again to get to the ball. He grabs the ball, and uses Lemmy as a battering ram to escape again. All of this was with Lemmy's headfirst.
Lemmy: I think my skull is slightly cracked.
P.T.: Not my problem!
Lemmy sucks up Madame Clairvoya from where they are standing.
P.T.: I'm hungry! Let's go to the dining room!
Lemmy: Okay!
They enter the dining room. They can tell it's the dining room because there's a big sign outside the dining room saying "Dining Room". When they enter, they see a big, fat, purple ghost pigging out on some ghost food.
Lemmy: And I thought Mario was fat!
P.T.: That's nothing! Wario's fatter! But this guy is fatter than that!
Mr. Luggs: Waaah! Everyone makes fun of me for being fat!
As he cries, Lemmy freezes him.
P.T.: Decided to do something different, again?
Lemmy: No. I was bribed to freeze him.
P.T.: By who?
Lemmy: Torpedo Ted.
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!
When they enter the kitchen, they find an orb, similar to the Fire Orb. But this one's for water.
Lemmy: Well, I guess it's better than fire.
Lemmy got the Water Orb!
Then, some blue ghosts appear, holding food.
Waiter Ghost #1: Get out of the way! We need to get this food to Mr. Luggs!
Lemmy: I froze him!
Waiter Ghost #2: So YOU froze Mr. Luggs!
Waiter Ghost #3: Freedom!
Lemmy drowns them with his water power.
P.T.: Let's go out the back door for no real reason!
They do. When they get there, they see a ghost dog sleeping in a dog house.
P.T.: Awww. Can I keep him, Lemmy?
Lemmy: You're the author.
P.T.: Yay!
Spooky the Ghost Dog joins the party!
Lemmy sees some cheese in the dog house, and rushes towards it.
Lemmy: CHEESE!
P.T.: Oh, and you give Mario a hard time!
When Lemmy touches the cheese, he's teleported to the graveyard.
Spooky: Bark bark bark!
P.T.: What?
Spooky: (in a "I'm talking to an idiot" tone) Bark. Bark. Bark.
P.T.: Oh. You're saying that was a trap to get Lemmy to the graveyard. Wait, are you patronizing me?
Spooky: Ruff.
P.T.: Well, I guess we can go home!
Lemmy (from in the graveyard): March 3rd.
P.T.: Come on, Spooky.
They touch the cheese, and get teleported to the graveyard. When they get there, they see Lemmy sucking up a trio of skeletons.
Lemmy: It's about time!
Then, lightning strikes the big headstone. A big, purple phantom comes up, and creeps towards Lemmy, P.T., and Spooky.
Lemmy and P.T.: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Spooky: BAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKK!
Bogmire: What?
Lemmy, P.T., and Spooky: 0.0
Bogmire: What? A haunted mansion's product of darkness and fear can't walk towards some guests to shake their hands?
Lemmy, P.T., and Spooky: 0.0
Bogmire: What did you just say about my chocolate factory?!
Lemmy: That wasn't even remotely funny.
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!
Lemmy: Neither was that.
Soon, they are teleported to a big arena. Bogmire appears, and so do black clones! But they disappear.
Lemmy: Okay, you read the strategy guide, so you can tell me how to beat Bogmire.
P.T.: I didn't get that far.
Lemmy: D'oh!
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
Lemmy: Okay, first a random Torpedo Ted appears, and now this guy?!
Homer Simpson: Why you little...!
Homer strangles Lemmy. So P.T. grabs the Poltergust and tries to suck up Bogmire. But...
Bogmire: I call an RPG battle!
P.T.: Uh, okay.
Oh, and Lemmy got the Poltergust back.
RPG BATTLE!
Lemmy: 30/30
P.T.: 25/25
Spooky: 20/20
Homer: 30/30
Vs.
Bogmire: 40/40
P.T.: Some fat, bald, yellow guy gets more HP than me?!
I'm just the narrator! I didn't make the script! You wrote the story!
P.T.: So I just gave Homer Simpson more HP than me? D'oh!
Homer Simpson: D'oh!
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!
Torpedo Ted: 20/20
Lemmy uses "Freeze Gun". No effect.
P.T. uses "Super Fist of the Nosehair". Even though he doesn't have nosehair. 5 damage!
Spooky uses "Bite". 5 damage!
Homer uses "Strangle". 10 damage!
Torpedo Ted uses "Torpedo Away". 5 damage!
Bogmire uses "Super Fist of the Nosehair" on Homer. 5 damage!
Homer: D'oh!
Lemmy: 30/30
P.T.: 25/25
Spooky:20/20
Homer: 25/30
Torpedo Ted:
20/20
Vs.
Bogmire: 15/40
Lemmy uses "Fusion". They fuse to become one being.
Bogmire: Who?
Lem T. Spookyhomerted.
Bogmire: Is that the best they can think of?!
Unfortunately, yes. Lem T. Spookyhomerted uses "Move That Will Get Bogmire Beaten Like A Cheap Drum".
Bogmire: I'm doomed.
Bogmire is KOed.
Battle Over!
Lemmy sucks up Bogmire, and picks up a key that can be used on the door at the end of the hallway.
Lemmy: Well, Homer and Torpedo Ted, it's been real. But now it's time for you to go. Or at least until someone says "D'oh!" or Torpedo Ted appears again.
Homer: D'oh!
Torpedo Ted: Torpedo away!
They leave. Meanwhile, Lemmy uses the key.
P.T.: Yay! We can move on!
Spooky: Bark!
P.T.: Yeah, I'm glad Homer is gone, too.
However, Homer was in earshot. He runs up to P.T. and strangles him.
Homer: Why you little...!
P.T.: I don't think I'm little, since I'm 21 years old!
Spooky bites Homer's leg.
Homer: D'oh!
P.T. karate chops Homer, who faints. Lemmy, P.T., and Spooky go through the door. Will Homer wake up? What awaits them on the other side of the door? Why are there signs outside of rooms saying what the room is called? Why do I expect you to answer these questions, including this one?
Homer: Because you're dumb.
Torpedo Ted: I'm
a torpedo!
Chapter 4: The Chapter Between Chapters 3 and 5
The trio are in the Courtyard.
P.T.: A courtyard?
Lemmy: Look! An empty well!
They go down. Except for Spooky, who can't climb ladders. But he's a ghost, so he just floats down. They go through a tunnel, until they see the Secret Altar. And a portrait containing a miserable Iggy.
Lemmy: Iggy!
Iggy: Lemmy!
P.T.: P.T. Piranha!
Lemmy, Iggy, and Spooky stare at him.
P.T.: And Spooky.
Spooky stops staring.
Lemmy: Okay, Iggy. I'm going to get to that room, the long way. See you in a few chapters!
Iggy: Okay! Get me a smoothie while you're gone!
P.T.: We can't. Popple stole the last smoothie.
Iggy: D'oh!
Homer: D'oh!
Soon, they go back up the well and enter the Rec Room.
Biff Atlas: Who disturbs my workout?
Lemmy: Us.
Biff: Oh.
Homer: Wait a minute! It took me all the way until the RPG fight with Bogmire to be called by just my first name. But this guy gets to be called by just his first name, on his second quote? How's that fair?
He doesn't appear, just because someone says "D'oh!"
Homer: D'oh!
Biff punches P.T. in the stomach.
P.T.: Owie!
Biff: I love lilies. They symbolize purity!
Lemmy sprays Biff with water.
Biff: That's it?
Biff starts laughing hysterically. While he's distracted, Lemmy sucks him up.
Lemmy: All according to plan.
They move on. Eventually, they find the Tea Room.
Lemmy: Why would I need a Tea Room?
Spooky walks around until he finds a pad that flings him onto the ceiling. He walks around there until he finds a pad that flings him to the ground.
Lemmy: When this adventure is over, I'm going to have those removed.
A bunch of ghosts appear.
P.T.: I'll handle this.
P.T. holds up a potato chip.
Ghosts: Potato chip!
P.T. throws it out the window. The ghosts follow.
Spooky: Bark bark!
Lemmy: What is it, Spooky?
Lemmy sees that Spooky has found a white version of the other elemental orbs.
Lemmy: I guess this is the Ice Orb. But I have a Freeze Gun! I don't need this!
Spooky eats the Ice Orb. He now has "Ice Breath"!
Lemmy and P.T.: 0.0
Soon, they find themselves in another hallway.
Lemmy: Which way should we go?
P.T.: I have to go to the bathroom!
P.T. finds the bathroom, because there's a sign outside the bathroom that says "Bathroom". When he gets in...
Ms. Petunia: Aaaaaaahhh!
P.T.: Aaaaaahhhh!
Ms. Petunia: Aaaaaaahhhhh!
P.T.: AAAAAAAaaahhhhhhhhh!
This goes on for 20 more minutes.
Ms. Petunia: Can't a woman-ghost take a bath in peace?!
Boo #3: At least you're in a towel. Wait, I'm supposed to be on the balcony.
He goes to the balcony. Then Lemmy comes in.
Lemmy: P.T., I heard you screaming in here, from the hallway. For 20 minutes.
P.T.: Long story.
Lemmy sucks up Ms. Petunia. Eventually, they find and suck up Nana. Then, they reach the Observatory.
Spooky: Ruff ruff bark!
P.T.: Yeah, the moon does look pretty.
Lemmy, for no reason, sucks up an asteroid and shoots it at the moon. Meanwhile...
Lord Crump: You wanted to see me, sir?
Grodus: Yes. I wanted to tell you how much I love having a base on the moon. No earthquakes, tidal waves, or tornadoes! Nothing bad could possibly happen, if we live here!
Then, the asteroid Lemmy shot at the moon causes the moon to blow up. Along with the X-naut's Base. Back at the mansion...
P.T.: Aaaaah! You blew up the moon! What will couples on a romantic date look at?! What will the wolves howl at?! What will I stare at every night when I'm bored?!
Lemmy: Oops.
A bridge forms from the Observatory to what's left of the moon. After crossing the bridge, Spooky notices Iggy's glasses.
Lemmy: What is it now, Spooky? *gasp* Iggy's glasses!
Lemmy got Iggy's glasses!
P.T.: But wasn't Iggy wearing his glasses when we saw him in the picture?
Lemmy: I think something in Wendy's Phonebooth once explained this kind of thing.
P.T.: Oh. Let's take it to Madame Clairvoya!
Lemmy: Okay.
Since they already sucked her up, Lemmy puts the vacuum in "Reverse" and releases Madame Clairvoya.
Madame C: Freedom!
Lemmy: We found Iggy's glasses.
He gives the glasses to Madame Clairvoya.
Madame C: But you already know where he is.
Lemmy: Oh.
P.T. eats her and Iggy's glasses.
Spooky: 0.0
Lemmy: 0.0 Were you bored again?
P.T.: No. I was bribed.
Lemmy: By who?
P.T.: Torpedo Ted.
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!
Lemmy: D'oh!
Homer: D'oh!
Lemmy: I knew having one chapter without him was too good to be true.
They leave. After sucking up a bunch of ghosts, they eventually find the Balcony, where 15 of the 16 Boos are.
Boo #3: They're here! Get into formation!
They form together into Boolossus.
Boolossus: Ice attack!
The Balcony is shrouded in ice.
Lemmy: Now can you tell me how to beat him?
P.T.: Pop him, then he'll be the 15 Boos. Freeze and suck them up.
Lemmy: Better idea!
Lemmy and Spooky freeze Boolossus with their Freeze Gun and Ice Breath.
P.T.: That's it?
Lemmy: No.
Lemmy sucks up the frozen Boolossus. Then he finds a key that blocks the door on the other side of the Balcony. When he unlocks the door, however, the lights go out.
Everyone: D'oh!
Chapter 5: Showdown with the Portrait Ghosts
P.T.: Great. The lights just had to go out!
Lemmy: You're telling me!
Spooky: Woof!
Ludwig (through the Gameboy Horror): Ludwig to Lemmy, Ludwig to Lemmy, the lights went out. Repeat, the lights went out.
Lemmy: Since when do I have a Gameboy Horror?
Ludwig: Deleted scene. Listen, the lights have gone out. You must go to the Wardrobe Room and defeat Uncle Grimmly. After that, go to the Breaker Room, and turn the machine on.
And so, Lemmy, P.T., and Spooky make it down to the second floor. But most of the time was spent falling down the stairs and bumping into walls.
P.T.: Excuse me, ma'am.
Eventually, they made it to the Wardrobe Room.
Uncle Grimmly: Hello.
Lemmy: Give us the key to the Breaker Room.
Grimmly: Nevah!
Lemmy sucks him up, leaving behind the key.
Grimmly (inside vacuum): D'oh!
Lemmy: To the Breaker Room!
Soon, after more tripping and bumping into walls, they make it to the Breaker Room.
Spooky: Barf! Woof! Woof!
Lemmy: I was just about to.
Lemmy turns the machine on. Then, the lights go on!
Everyone: Yay!
Soon, when they have made it back to the Balcony, they are stopped by someone.
Sir Weston: You will die!
The trio is surrounded by Sir Weston, Shivers, Melody, Slim Bankshot, Henry, Orville, The Clockwork Soldiers, Sue Pea, and Jarvis.
Lemmy and P.T.: D'oh!
Jarvis: Spooky, you've betrayed us!
Spooky eats Jarvis. Then, Lemmy manages to suck up Sue Pea, The Clockwork Soldiers, and Slim Bankshot. Sir Weston takes out a ghost-freeze gun, and tries to freeze Lemmy and P.T. But only P.T. is frozen.
Lemmy: I'm immune to freeze guns!
Sir Weston: So am I!
Lemmy: Then this should be interesting.
Sir Weston and Lemmy get into a big Kung-Fu battle, complete with Matrix-like camera effects. Eventually, they both got tired.
Lemmy: So, who wins?
Sir Weston: It's a draw.
Shivers, Melody, and the twins carry Sir Weston away. But first...
Shivers: Here's the key to Vincent's room.
Lemmy sucks up the ghosts, and takes the key.
Spooky: Woof!
Lemmy: Fine.
Lemmy and Spooky wait for P.T. to thaw. While they wait, they play UNO.
Lemmy: Uno!
Spooky: Bark ruff!
Lemmy: Nuh-uh!
P.T.: I'm thawed!
Lemmy: To the Artist's Studio!
Soon...
Vincent: Aaaah! Curse you!
Vincent paints a whole armada of ghosts.
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!
Lemmy: Darn. I knew having a chapter without you would be too good to be true. Hey! That rhymes!
Torpedo Ted: Torpedo Away!
Torpedo Ted shoots himself out of a cannon and rams into the ghosts, except for Vincent.
Ghosts: Ow!
Lemmy sucks up the ghosts.
Vincent paints a second army, though.
Lemmy: D'oh!
Homer: D-
P.T.: That's enough from you!
P.T. kicks Homer all the way to Springfield. While Lemmy sucks up the ghosts, Spooky sneaks over to Vincent and steals his paintbrush by eating it.
Vincent: D'oh!
Lemmy: Why is everyone saying "D'oh"?!
Lemmy sucks up Vincent, who drops the key to the Secret Altar.
Lemmy: To the Secret Altar!
P.T.: Okay.
Chapter 6: Final Battle
Lemmy, P.T., and Spooky make it to the Secret Altar.
Iggy: Yay!
King Boo: Not so fast! I control what happens!
King Boo turns the Iggy portrait into a portal. The portal leads to an alternate version of the roof. It pulls Lemmy in like a vacuum. Ironic, isn't it?
P.T.: What about us?
King Boo claps his hands, and P.T. and Spooky are teleported to Ludwig's Lab. Actually, it's still E. Gadd's.
Ludwig: Why are you back?
P.T.: Long story.
Meanwhile, Lemmy is about to fight King Boo, who is in a giant Bowser suit.
Lemmy: Why a suit that looks like King Dad?
King Boo: All the other suits are at the cleaners!
The Bowser suit tosses a giant, spiked bomb at Lemmy like a bowling ball.
Lemmy: What goes around, comes around!
Lemmy sucks up the bomb and shoots it back at the Bowser suit, which explodes.
King Boo: Why you little...!
King Boo starts strangling Lemmy. Lemmy desperately tries to reach for his vacuum, but fails. When King Boo sees Lemmy unconscious, he drops him and does a victory dance.
King Boo: Yay! It's my birthday! It's my birthday! No, literally. It really is my birthday.
Lemmy wakes up and starts sucking King Boo up.
King Boo: No! I strangled you to death! How are you still alive?
Lemmy: I had a 1-Up Mushroom!
King Boo gets
sucked up. Lemmy gets teleported to the Secret Altar. He finds the Iggy
portrait and takes it back to the lab.
Chapter 7: Aftermath
Ludwig: Now that you have Iggy, I'll try to turn him back to normal.
Ludwig pours a potion on the portrait. Iggy is back to normal.
Iggy: Man, that portrait itched!
Lemmy starts crying for joy. Iggy starts crying for joy. Ludwig starts crying for joy. P.T. starts crying.
P.T.: Why did I have to bring that onion with me?!
So, here's what happened to everyone.
Lemmy lived in his mansion everyday that he wasn't living in his dad's castle or his Ice Land castle. He felt like a king.
Iggy got invited to the mansion frequently. He also decided to watch out for ghosts.
P.T. continued his life as an interviewer.
Spooky lived on as P.T.'s pet.
Ludwig got sent to the dungeon, because apparently, he hadn't got out for good behavior. He snuck out.
King Boo lived on, inside the vacuum, for the rest of his life.
All of the portrait ghosts lived on in the vacuum forever, just like King Boo.
Spike, Kyle, and Shrooby lived on as interviewers. Shrooby and Kyle also continued doing their other jobs. hunter and working at the electronics shop, respectively.
The End
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