The Koopa Kids are walking to Morton’s future castle.
Lemmy: Are we-
Iggy: There yet?
Ludwig: No.
Two minutes later…
Lemmy: Are we-
Iggy: There yet?
Roy: No.
Two minutes later…
Lemmy: Are we-
Iggy: There yet?
Wendy: No!
Two minutes you-know-what…
Lemmy: Are we-
Iggy: There yet?
Morton: NO!
You know how many minutes later…
Lemmy: Are we-
Iggy: There yet?
Larry: Yes.
Iggy: Really?
Larry: No.
Ludwig: Actually yes!
They all stop and see a large pyramid.
Wendy: Looks like you don’t have a castle in the future, Morton.
Roy: Well he is ruler of Desert Land.
Lemmy: Let’s go inside! It’s too hot out here for-
Iggy: Him.
A door magically appears on the pyramid. The Koopa Kids enter. They look around and see torches on the walls. Some are lit and some are not. They walk down the hall and find that the path splits. There’s a hall on the left with no torches lit and one on the right with torches lit.
Bowser Jr: Ok Ludwig, which path should we take?
Ludwig: I think we should go left.
They run down the hall on the left. They find a door in front of them and open it. They go through and find themselves back at the beginning.
Everybody: Huh?
They go back to where the path splits. They go through the hall on the right and find a door in front of them. They open it and find Mr. I sleeping inside.
Ludwig: Hello.
Mr. I wakes up.
Mr. I: Hmm? Huh? What?
Mr. I sees the Koopa Kids.
Mr. I: What’s going on here?
Bowser Jr: We’re trying to find our way through this pyramid.
Mr. I: If the pyramid, you wish to pass through, then you must answer riddles. But only two.
Roy: Who came up with that stupid rhyme?
Mr. I holds up a script.
Mr. I: King Morton forces me to do this stuff. Now as I was saying, I have no hands and I have little strength, and I’m not the tallest when it comes to height. What am I?
Roy: Uh… A bug?
Mr. I: Nope.
A rope drops from the ceiling. Mr. I pulls it and a trap door opens up under Roy. Roy falls through.
Roy: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Koopalings: Roy!
Mr. I.: Anyone else?
Wendy: Uh… A Goomba!
Mr. I: Correct! Next one. I have a shell and I’m a replacement for a weak creature in an old game. What am I?
Iggy: A red-
Lemmy: Koopa.
Mr. I: Wrong.
Mr. I pulls the rope on the wall and Lemmy and Iggy fall through two holes that open up under them.
Wendy: Shy Guy!
Mr. I: Wrong.
He pulls the rope and Wendy falls through a hole that opens up under her.
Bowser Jr: A Buzzy Beetle!
Mr. I: Right!
Mr. I pulls the rope and you-know-what happens to Bowser Jr.
Morton: Hey! Why’d that happen if he was right?
Mr. I: I dunno. I just wanted to do it.
Mr. I pulls the rope again and Ludwig and Larry fall into two holes that open up under them.
Morton: I’ve had enough of this! Say goodbye, tschüss, ciao, adieu, paalam!
Morton leaps to the rope and tugs on it. Mr. I falls through a hole.
Mr. I: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
A big thud is heard. Morton jumps down the hole. He lands on something with scales. He looks to his left and sees a giant serpent!
Serpent: RRAAAHHHH!!!
Morton: O.O AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Morton takes out his flamethrower. The serpent flips Morton off of her tail and into her mouth! She swallows him. Morton falls down into her stomach. He sinks into the stomach acids. Underwa- err, underacid, he sees his siblings!
Ludwig: We need to escape!
Outside the serpent…
Mr. I gets up from his fall and sees the serpent.
Mr. I: OH NO! The queen serpent of the Desert Kingdom! D-d-don’t eat me!
Mr. I sees a button on the wall. He presses it. The serpent is hit on the head by a boulder that falls from the ceiling.
Serpent: Urgh uh er… BLECH!
She throws up. The Koopalings shoot from her mouth and through the ceiling. They fly through the ceiling and are back in the room they were in when Mr. I was doing the trivia.
Larry: That was gross.
The serpent bursts up through the floor.
Koopalings: AAHHH!!!
Lemmy pulls out his Freeze Gun. He freezes the serpent in a block of ice. The Koopalings look to the right and see a door. They go through it. They run down the hall. The serpent breaks out of the block of ice. She bursst through the door and chases the Koopalings down the hall.
Koopalings: AHH!!!
Bowser Jr. turns around and paints a picture of a dragon on the wall. The dragon jumps off of the wall and charges toward the serpent. The serpent opens its mouth and swallows the dragon. Bowser Jr. continues running.
Roy: Is there any way we can stop that thing?
Morton takes his megaphone out of his shell. He screams in it and the soundwaves stop the serpent. The Koopalings continue running with Morton shooting soundwaves back at the serpent at the same time. They reach the door at the end of the hall. Ludwig tries pushing it open but it won’t open. Roy, Iggy, Lemmy, Wendy, Larry and Bowser Jr. help him push. They push it open. They go through the doorway. Morton stops screaming and goes to his siblings. The serpent continues slithering down the hall toward them at 100 mph. The Koopalings push the door. Just when the serpent is about to go through the doorway and devour them, they push it shut. The serpent is going too fast to stop and crashes into the door, which KO’s it.
Koopalings: *sigh*
The Koopalings look in front of them and see Adult Morton sitting on his throne!
Adult Morton: Hmm. Thanks for getting rid of the serpent. When I turned this pyramid into my very own home, that serpent was the one thing that was a pain in the shell. It wiped out half of my army! Thankfully, when I hired Mr. I, he was able to tie it up in chains, but right after we finished transforming this place into my domain, it escaped.
Wendy: You talk
way more then you do now, in the future, Morton!
Roy: I’ll fix
that.
Roy shoves a sock in Adult Morton’s mouth. Adult Morton spits it out and it hits Roy in the back of his head so hard, he’s KO’d.
Koopalings: O.O
Adult Morton: Yes, thank you for stopping that serpent indeed. Unfortunately, since you attacked my brother Larry, I must destroy you.
Lemmy and Iggy: Huh?
Adult Morton gets up from his throne. He grabs a giant megaphone out of his shell. He roars in it. The Koopalings are blown away by the soundwaves. They crash into the wall. Bowser Jr. paints a circle around some hieroglyphics on the wall. The hieroglyphics show a picture of a Pidget, a picture of a Pokey, a picture of a Coconutter, and a picture of a Toad with a torch. The pictures leap off of the wall and become real!
Ludwig: I’ve studied ancient Desert Kingdom language. I’ll get these guys to help.
Wendy: Why do you study ancient language?
Ludwig: … Be quiet. Naka tak ala erk oo!
Toad, Pidget, Coconutter, and Pokey: *nod* YYAAAHHHH!!!
TPCP charge at Adult Morton. Adult Morton roars in his megaphone, which sends TPCS flying toward the wall.
TPCP: Ung no…
TPCP crash into the wall and turn back into pictures on the wall.
Morton: Let’s see how I deal with this.
Morton takes his megaphone out of his shell. His siblings gather around him and scream into the megaphone with him. Adult Morton roars into his megaphone. The soundwaves from both of them clash together. The soundwaves begin creating lightning. Gigantic bolts of lightning shoot over to the door. The door falls down and lightning strikes the serpent. The serpent wakes up. She lifts her eyelids to reveal a pair of blood-red eyes with no pupils. The serpent charges into the middle of the soundwaves. She is struck by lightning again. She begins getting bigger. She enlarges so much that the pyramid collapses, and Adult Morton and the Koopalings are sent flying. The Koopalings land. They get up and see the serpent, who is reeaaallllyyyyy mad at them for what they did to her with the door.
Roy: Hey, where’s Future Morton?
Adult Morton is seen on top of the serpent’s head. He has the same blood-red eyes that the serpent has and he’s doubled his size.
Adult Morton: I got struck by the lightning.
Adult Morton jumps off of the serpent and lands in front of the Koopalings.
Iggy: AAAAAAAAAAAA-
Lemmy: HHHHHHHHHH!
Morton screams in his megaphone. The soundwaves cause a sandstorm. The sandstorm engulfs Adult Morton and the serpent. The sandstorm lifts the parts of the pyramid from the ground and throws them in the air. Morton stops screaming to catch his breath. The sandstorm goes away and the Koopalings see that the serpent is buried and Adult Morton is covered in sand. He looks like a mound of sand with eyes (blood-red eyes)!
Adult Morton: You think that is all I can take?
All of the sand on Adult Morton falls off.
Adult Morton: I will never be done. I am Morton Koopa! THE Morton Koopa! You cannot destroy me! NEVER!
Parts of the pyramid fall on Adult Morton. He’s buried beneath them in the sand. More parts of the pyramid fall from the sky and Roy’s right under them!
Koopalings (except Roy): ROY! LOOK OUT!
The parts of the pyramid bury Roy beneath them. Roy comes up from them seemingly unharmed.
Roy: Look out for what? Oh yeah… Ouch.
Well, I said seemingly.
Ludwig: Well the next castle we go to is Wendy’s Castle!
Wendy: I can see it now. It’s beautiful with lots of-
Roy: With your sense of fashion, it’s probably a mess!
Wendy begins chasing Roy and the other Koopalings follow them.