Chapter 8: 3 Long, Agonizing Days
The ship docks at Rogueport.
Cortez: Okay. Get off.
Lemmy, P.T., and Flavio get off. The ship goes back to Keelhaul Key.
Flavio: Well guys, it's been real. But I have to go buy a new boat. C-ya!
Flavio runs off.
Lemmy: I think the story is finally getting better! Last time, we had less cameos and My Lines!
P.T.: Don't remind me. *sniff*
They go to Frankly's House.
Frankly: Ah, you're back! The only Star that's left, is the Garnet Star.
Lemmy: 'Kay.
Frankly: You must go to Poshley Heights, via Excess Express. You can get tickets from Don Pianta.
P.T.: No! I'm tired of that guy!
Frankly: How else will you get tickets?
P.T.: I'll rob you, and sell your stuff on Ebay.
Frankly: Not if I can help it.
Lemmy freezes Frankly, leaving P.T. to take his things. One sale later...
P.T.: Got the tickets!
Lemmy: Good.
At the train station...
Conductor: Got a ticket?
Lemmy: Yep. One for each of us.
Conductor: 'Kay.
Lemmy and P.T. get onboard.
DAY 1: MORNING
In room 5...
Lemmy: Well, we've got three days without dungeons, monsters, or anything else.
P.T.: I'm going into the kitchen.
He does. Five minutes later, a scream is heard from the kitchen. Lemmy rushes into the kitchen. Once there, he sees a bunch of people surrounding an unconscious Goomba.
Heff T: Why did Goombaluigi have to die?! WHY?! Can I eat his meals?
Pennington: I wouldn't do that, if I were you.
P.T.: Why?
Pennington: It might have been the reason he died. He had food poisoning!
Everyone: Gasp!
Toodles: Why would anyone try to do that to him?
Sylvia: Even when there's a child on the train!
Pennington: Hmm… Did he have any enemies?
Zip Toad: Not that I know of.
Goldbob: I say we just forget the whole thing.
Koopa: Yeah. I'm going to finish my breakfast.
The Koopa takes one bite of his pancake, and dies.
P.T.: KOOPARIO!
Pennington: Hmmm. Two deaths in one morning. I call a lockdown!
All the doors and windows are sealed. Since Lemmy was just watching from in a hallway, he gets locked out of the room.
Lemmy: Darn.
Pennington: Okay. Everyone in this room is a suspect. So none of us will leave, until the mystery is solved!
P.T.: How original.
Pennington: You! Random human-guy! What were you doing before Goombaluigi died?
P.T.: Waiting in line for my waffles.
Pennington: Did you know Goombaluigi? If so, did he ever vex you enough to get revenge?
P.T.: No.
Pennington: What about Koopario?
P.T.: No.
Pennington: Are you smart?
P.T.: No.
Pennington: Was there ever a cameo in this story?
P.T.: No.
Pennington: Liah! I'm watching you. But I should be focusing on the prime suspect: Chef Shimi!
Shimi: What? That's absurd! Why would I be the prime suspect?
Pennington: You're the one that actually gave the food to everyone. Did anyone eat any of their breakfast at all, other than Goombaluigi and Koopario?
P.T. and Heff T: I was about to.
Everyone Else: No.
Pennington: Shimi, did you ever know the late Goomba and Koopa?
Shimi: I went to college with them. But they would never push me to do this!
Pennington: How were those years in college?
Shimi: Well, they teased me some. But I knew they were joking around!
Pennington: Or so you say. Did you ever meet them outside of college?
Shimi: Only at the college reunion.
Pennington: Anything happen there?
Shimi: Well, they ruined my ice sculpture of Mario.
Pennington: How did that make you feel?
Shimi: ALL RIGHT! ENOUGH! I KILLED THEM! I GOT FED UP WITH THEIR TEASING, AND DESTROYING MY ICE SCULPTURE PUSHED ME OVER THE BRINK! I WENT MAD WITH RAGE! I MADE SURE THAT THE FOOD THEY GOT WAS POISONED! AND I'D TO IT ALL AGAIN, TOO! BWA HA HA HA HA!
Pennington: Gotcha.
Shimi: Darn.
The lockdown ends, and Pennington throws Shimi out the window. When P.T. goes back into the hallway...
Lemmy: How'd it go?
P.T.: What happens during the lockdown, stays in the lockdown.
They go back to their room.
DAY 1: AFTERNOON
Lemmy: Well, ever since that lockdown, this day has been pretty uneventful. I'm going to go look around the train. You know, see who we'll be with during these three days.
Lemmy goes around, until he sees Goldbob and Sylvia fighting in room 8.
Goldbob: I say we should get him something cool!
Sylvia: I say we should get him something boring and educational!
Goldbob: You're a retard!
Sylvia: Well you're... bald!
Goldbob: Every Bob-omb is bald!
Lemmy: Oookay.
Bub: My parents are fighting. That's boring. I wish I’d brought my Gameboy Micro.
Lemmy: Okay.
Bub: Get me the engineer's autograph!
Lemmy: 'Kay.
Outside the room, and Bub's earshot...
Lemmy: I'm not going to the other side of the train for some child explosive! I'm too lazy!
Lemmy pulls out a pen and paper, and does his best to imitate the engineer's handwriting.
Lemmy: (while writing) To Bub, from the engineer. Go jump out the window.
Lemmy goes back into the room, and gives it to Bub.
Lemmy: Go crazy.
Bub: The engineer wants me to jump out the window?
Lemmy: That's what he wrote, isn't it?
Bub: 'Kay. Have a Shine Sprite!
He gives Lemmy a glowing can of Sprite.
Lemmy: Oh. That kind of Shine Sprite. |:(
Can of 7-Up (seven 1-Up mushrooms, that is): Traitor!
Lemmy goes back into his room.
P.T.: Where'd you get the Shine Sprite?
Lemmy: Bub.
P.T.: Bub of the Bubweiser franchise?
Lemmy: Enough drinks parodies! No. The son of Goldbob of the Goldbobbington's franchise.
DAY 1: NIGHT
Lemmy and P.T. are sleeping in their room. Lemmy wakes up and gets out of bed.
P.T.: Huh? What are you doing?
Lemmy: I'm going to go get a midnight snack.
P.T. gets out of the top bunk, and punches Lemmy.
Lemmy: Ow! Why'd you do that?!
P.T.: Idiot! It's 11:55! You can't have a midnight snack at 11:55! It would just be an 11:55 snack!
Lemmy: I hate you.
Lemmy leaves his room, and hears lots of noises. He goes into room 4. That's the room with the noises.
Lemmy: What's going on?
Ghost T: Oh, me and my ghost friends are having a party. Want some punch?
Lemmy: 'Kay.
A Broozer punches Lemmy.
Ghost T: Ha ha! Do me a favor. Go get my diary out of the luggage cart.
Lemmy: Do it yourself!
Ghost T: 'Kay.
Ghost T. goes to the luggage cart, while Lemmy and the other ghosts par-tay for the rest of the night.
DAY 2: MORNING
Lemmy goes back into his room with a lampshade on his head. Once inside...
P.T.: 'Morning, Rainbow Head.
Lemmy: I'm tired. Leave me alone.
Lemmy goes into the bottom bunk, and collapses.
P.T.: I'm going to go get some breakfast.
P.T. goes to the dining cart. In there...
Waitress: Aaah! My earrings are gone!
P.T.: Toads have ears?
Waitress: Apparently.
Toodles: And my ring is missing!
Pennington: It seems we have another mystery.
P.T.: Oh no.
Pennington: Lockdown!
Once again, the doors and windows in the dining cart are sealed.
Ratooey: Hey, has anyone seen Zip Toad?
Meanwhile, Lemmy wakes up, from hearing someone laughing in the hall. Lemmy goes into the hallway, and follows the laughing all the way to room 1. Inside...
Lemmy: Uh, Zip Toad?
Zip Toad: Uh, hi Lemmy.
Lemmy: What's so funny? I'm trying to sleep!
Zip Toad: I stole the waitress' earrings-
Lemmy: Toads have ears?
Zip Toad: Apparently. I also stole Toodles's ring!
Lemmy: Why?
Zip Toad: Oh, just for kicks.
Meanwhile, in the dining cart...
Pennington: Admit it!
Goldbob: That's a mop.
Pennington: So?
The Pink Panther song starts playing. Pennington takes out a cell phone and answers it.
Pennington: Hello?
Lemmy: Hello. Zip Toad is the culprit.
Pennington: I knew it! In your face, Bub!
Bub: I didn't say anything.
DAY 2: AFTERNOON
Pennington: I can't believe it took me until the afternoon to catch you. Give the items back to their owners.
Zip Toad: NO!
Pennington throws Zip Toad out of the window. Soon, the train comes to a stop.
Conductor (on the intercom): We will now make a scheduled fuel stop at Riverside Station. Anyone that would like to get off the train for a bit during that stop is welcome to. But make sure you're back onboard, 'cause we will leave without you!
Outside...
Heff T: Hey! The bridge is up!
Conductor: Do you think you could go in and hit the switch that will make the bridge come back down?
Lemmy: Why me?
Conductor: Because we can't let you go the whole chapter without doing something!
Lemmy: Darn.
Inside...
P.T.: How do we find the switch?
Lemmy: I don't know. Maybe we just go down. I remember something like that from playing PM2.
P.T.: Time for Bob the 4th!
Lemmy: Didn't you already use the 4th?
P.T.: I don't know.
The bomb explodes, and they are in a room with lots of small, black things.
Lemmy and P.T.: Huh?
Small, black things: Smorg! Smorg! Smorg!
Lemmy uses his ball to smack them out of the way. He then presses a button, and the bridge goes down.
P.T.: Okay. How do we get back up?
Lemmy: Maybe if I aim my Freeze Gun at the ground, it will propel me up to the room we were in!
P.T. grabs onto Lemmy's shell as he tries his idea. It works. Then they get outside and board the train.
DAY 2: NIGHT
Lemmy: That was tiring, for some reason.
P.T.: I know.
They go into their room and fall asleep. Meanwhile, a few minutes before the train starts moving...
Beldam: Darn! They got past our Smorgs!
Marilyn: Guh!
Beldam: Don't diss me! Besides, I have a better idea. I'll secretly get the Smorgs onboard. Then while the passengers sleep, the Smorgs will consume them! They will also consume that dunderhead duo that's after the CrystalStars!
Vivian: That was my idea.
Beldam: Shut up.
Beldam uses a spell to secretly get the Smorgs onboard. The train starts to move. But what they don't know is that Lemmy and P.T. are the only ones that locked their door.
DAY 3: MORNING
Lemmy and P.T. wake up.
Lemmy: Ah. What a beautiful day!
P.T.: It's surprisingly quiet.
A Smorg appears on their window.
Lemmy: Huh?
Soon, the window is covered with Smorgs trying to get in!
Lemmy: These guys are annoying. Maybe if we ignore them...
The engineer barges in.
Engineer: Help! The monsters just kidnapped everyone onboard but us and the store owner! Go outside and stop them! If you do, I'll give you a candy.
P.T.: CANDY!
P.T. drags Lemmy to the luggage cart. Once there, they see Smorgs trying to take the conductor and waitress.
Conductor: Help me!
Waitress: Help me more!
The two just ignore them and go outside, where they see that the Smorgs have formed together to make a giant monster.
Smorg: SMOO-ORG!
Lemmy: What did you just say about Queen Mom? Oh, that's it!
Lemmy throws his ball at the miasma that's holding Pennington, Heff T, and the Ratooey. That causes those Smorgs to scatter, and drop those three.
Lemmy: Let that be a lesson to all those that-
A scattered Smorg hits Lemmy, knocking him unconscious. P.T. throws a boomerang at the other two Miasmas, freeing everyone else. But a giant Miasma shaped like a claw appears, and knocks P.T. out. However, Lemmy wakes up, and freezes it.
Smorg: Smorg! Smorg smog mor sog groms!
Lemmy: Language!
Lemmy throws a second ball at the red Smorgs, which are holding the beast together. All the Smorgs scatter. P.T. wakes up.
P.T.: What happened?
Lemmy: (while getting on a third ball) I defeated the monster.
Inside...
Engineer: Thanks for saving us. Except for the conductor and waitress, who each met a tragic end.
Everyone bows their heads. Everyone that wears a hat temporarily takes it off.
Engineer: We will all get to Poshley Heights soon. Be ready do disembark.
Ratooey: Shouldn't you be driving?
Engineer: No. The train's just going to explode. I don't need to drive.
Lemmy: Why is the train going to explode?
Engineer: It seems everything else in this story explodes. Why not the train?
The train then explodes. Everyone except for the engineer somehow survives, and lands outside of the Poshley Sanctum.
Goldbob: That was weird.
Everyone but Pennington, Lemmy, and P.T. walk away.
Pennington: Listen. I want to thank you two for everything you've done. So follow me into the sanctum.
Inside...
Beldam: Ha ha! We got the Star!
Vivian: That's a red herring.
Beldam: No it's not.
Marilyn: Guh.
Beldam: It is? Vivian! I shall punish you, for not telling me!
Vivian: Freak.
Vivian (and for some reason Marilyn) leave Beldam alone, just in time for our heroes to enter.
Beldam: Ha! This is just a red herring! You'll never find the real one! Ha!
Lemmy freezes Beldam.
Lemmy: Is it true? Is there no Star here?
Pennington: The real one is in the sanctum that's in the painting.
Lemmy: Oh.
In the sanctum in the painting...
P.T.: Aaaah! Dark Boos!
DB: What am I doing here? I should be interviewing!
DB leaves, and the others explode. Lemmy walks up to the Garnet Star, and takes it.
Lemmy: Now I have all seven! Now to go give them to Grodus!
P.T.: How do we get back?
Lemmy: Dunno.
The sanctum explodes, and the impact sends Lemmy and P.T. to Rogueport, which is still destroyed.
Lemmy: That hurt, that was weird, but that also worked.
P.T.: Amen.
Chapter 9: An X-Citing Showdown!
Lemmy: Now what?
P.T.: I think we should teleport to the X-Naut base. During Crump's mini-chapter, he used a teleporter to go to the base.
Lemmy: Okay.
Frankly: There they are, guys! Those are the two that stole my stuff!
Policemen try to take Lemmy and P.T. away. But Lemmy freezes them.
Frankly: Oh darn.
Frankly explodes.
Lemmy: How does everything keep exploding?!
P.T.: This is supposed to be an action story.
Lemmy: Really?
P.T.: That's what the guy in black armor who was breathing heavily told me.
Meanwhile...
Darth Vader: *breathes* The Super Koopa received the message, Master. *breathes*
Yoda: Excellent.
In Rogueport's sewers...
Lemmy: Which building is it, again?
P.T.: Let's just go into the first one we see.
Lemmy: That's dumb. Let's go in the first one we see!
P.T.: I wish I’d thought of that. :(
They try the first one they see. Doesn't work. They try the second one they see. It works!
P.T.: How do we operate the teleporter?
Lemmy: Methinks we press the button that says teleport.
P.T.: I wish I’d thought of that. :(
They press the button, and hop into the teleporter. They appear in a room in the new base. But that room is the kitchen. And Crump is washing dishes.
Crump: It's you two! Grodus! It's those two!
Crump runs off, and our heroes follow him, into Grodus's throne room.
Grodus: So… You got all the Crystal Stars?
Lemmy: Yep.
Grodus: As you may have noticed, your mansion is behind me. Give me the Stars, and you can have it back.
Lemmy gives him the Stars, but...
Lemmy: Can I have my mansion, now?
Grodus: No! I decided that I'll keep it!
Lemmy: Why you little...!
Lemmy tries to strangle Grodus, but Crump bodyslams him.
Lemmy: Ow!
Grodus: One down, one to go.
They look menacingly at P.T.
P.T.: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
He runs away.
Grodus: Go get him.
Crump chases P.T. around the base for 15 minutes. Soon, someone enters the throne room.
Grodus: Crump? How'd it go?
P.T.: I'm not Crump.
Grodus: How did you defeat Crump?!
P.T.: He fell into a furnace.
Grodus: Darn. King Boo! Help me!
King Boo: Not until Crump gives me that backrub!
Grodus: Crump died.
King Boo: Oh.
Lemmy wakes up.
Grodus zaps P.T., while Lemmy pulls out his Freeze Gun.
Grodus: Freeze me, will you?
Grodus knocks the Freeze Gun out of Lemmy's hands with his free hand.
Lemmy: Darn.
P.T.: Blagidagiblagidagiblagidagi- End trans-
Lemmy: Already used that joke!
Lemmy approaches Grodus, but King Boo gets in the way.
King Boo: Not another step!
Lemmy: Don't need one!
Lemmy takes King Boo's crown, and tosses it at the hand Grodus is carrying the staff with. It hits, making Grodus drop his staff and freeing P.T.
P.T.: Aha! In your face, dome-head!
P.T. throws a boomerang at Grodus's head, creating a crack in his dome.
Grodus: D'oh!
While Grodus and King Boo are distracted, Lemmy picks up his Freeze Gun and freezes Grodus. Crump barely makes it back into the room, just in time to see our heroes shatter the frozen Grodus.
Crump: Oh my DAD! There's one place I can be safe! To the X-Box!
Crump hops into a cardboard box.
Crump: Now, to the X-Jet!
Crump (still in the box) hops over to the jet from The X's, and flies away. But he accidentally flies into the sun.
P.T. (who saw all that): All right! They're all gone!
Lemmy: Not all of them. What happened to King Boo? And his crown?
P.T.: Hey! A note is taped to the front door of your mansion.
Note: Dear Lemmy and P.T.,
I went to Plit, after seeing what happened to Grodus and Crump. I still have a plan to destroy you. Come to the Palace of Shadows, or else.
-King Boo
P.S.: Hurry up and end this story, P.T.!
Suddenly, Popple comes out of the mansion with a large sack.
Popple: That was my best heist yet!
Lemmy: What?!
Popple: Uh oh.
Lemmy beats up Popple.
P.T.: How are we going to go back to Plit? And how are we going to bring your mansion?
Lemmy: I'll send Crazy Packers Fan to take care of that. I say we keep the Crystal Stars.
P.T.: Okay.
So, Lemmy and P.T. use the teleporter
to go back to Plit, for one final showdown.
Chapter 10: A Ghost-Busting We Will Go
During the final moments of the previous chapter, King Boo flew to Plit, and into E. Gadd's gallery.
King Boo: Now where was it? Oh! Here it is!
He takes Bogmire's portrait and pours the potion on it, the potion that turned him and Iggy back to normal.
Bogmire: I'm free!
King Boo: Take me to your aunt!
Bogmire: 'Kay.
Soon, Bogmire and King Boo are seen at the 1000-Year Door.
Bogmire: On the other side of this door is my aunt!
King Boo: Come with me.
King Boo and Bogmire enter. How did they do it without the Crystal Stars, you ask? They're ghosts. They can go through walls. Meanwhile, Lemmy and P.T. appear, and exit the building with the teleporter.
Lemmy: That was somewhat pointless.
P.T.: Where did King Boo tell us to go?
Lemmy: The Palace of Shadows.
Soon, they are at the 1,000-Year Door.
P.T.: Now what?
Lemmy: I don't know.
The Crystal Stars then start to glow, and the door opens.
P.T.: Oooooookaaaaaaay.
They enter. Soon, they are in a room with spikes randomly popping up out of the floor.
P.T.: How do get across?
Lemmy: I don't know. Let's just run across.
They run across, getting injured feet and a popped ball. At the other side, Lemmy gets on a new ball.
Lemmy: Next time I buy a ball, I'm making sure it's unpoppable.
P.T.: Is that a word?
Lemmy: I don't know.
Soon, they are in a room with a Dark Bones.
Dark Bones: Perish.
Lemmy: Why?
Dark Bones: I never thought of that.
Lemmy: Well, while you're thinking of that, I'm going to proceed.
Dark Bones: The tourist stays behind.
Lemmy: 'Kay.
P.T.: What?!
P.T. reaches into his pocket, pulls out an anti-skeleton pebble, and tosses it at Dark Bones.
Dark Bones: Ow.
Dark Bones explodes, and our heroes reach a room with a giant tower in the background.
P.T.: That tower gives me the willies.
Lemmy: I know.
Beldam appears.
Beldam: Die! I may have failed Grodus, but not my real boss!
Lemmy: What about Marilyn and Vivian?
Beldam: They left me. But I got a new pet!
Bonetail appears.
Lemmy and P.T.: OHMYDADTHAT'SREALLYBIG,ANDSTRONG,ANDSCARY!!!
Bonetail: Glad to see I'm respected.
Beldam: Shut up, Bonehead!
Bonetail: You don't respect me? Fine!
Bonetail eats Beldam, and explo-
Lemmy: He had better not explode!
Fine. Bonetail just eats Beldam. He doesn't explode. Happy?
Lemmy: Yes.
Bonetail: Now what?
P.T.: You could tell your little brother to not try to kill us.
Bonetail: 'Kay. (shouting) Hey! Gloomtail! Don't try to kill these guys!
Gloomtail (shouting from in his room): Why?
Bonetail: Why?
Lemmy: Oh, just take us to the Shadow Queen's room, already.
Bonetail: No way. This chapter will just be too short, then. I know how to extend it!
RPG Battle!
Lemmy: HP: 60/60
P.T.: HP: 55/55
Vs.
Bonetail: HP: 1,000/1,000
Lemmy and P.T.: 0_0
P.T.: Yay! We haven't had an RPG battle since chapter 5!
Lemmy uses "Chomp Whistle". 999 damage!
P.T. uses "Red Chomp Whistle". 1,000 damage!
Lemmy and P.T. win!
Battle over
Bonetail: That was too short.
Lemmy and P.T. move on, and soon enter Gloomtail's room.
Gloomtail: Die!
P.T.: People tell us to do that a lot.
Lemmy: A big, strong dragon like you shouldn't have to waste time on us, on an empty stomach.
Gloomtail: Then I'll eat you.
Lemmy: Not what I mean. Try the all-you-can-eat
buffet that's right behind
you!
Gloomtail: Ooh! Don't mind if I do!
Gloomtail eats it all. He eats so much, he gets too heavy and falls through the floor. Lemmy and P.T. go down that hole.
P.T. (while falling): Did you plan that?
Lemmy: Mostly.
Gloomtail, Lemmy, and P.T. land in the Shadow Queen's room. And the fall somehow killed Gloomtail.
King Boo: Glad you could make it. Bogmire, release her!
Bogmire takes the top off of the coffin. The Shadow Queen awakens.
Shadow Queen: I'm alive!
Bogmire: Hi, Aunt Queeny.
Shadow Queen: Hi, Bogmire. Who's your little friend?
Bogmire: Oh, that's just King Boo. He was the main villain in the prequel.
P.T.: This is awkward.
Lemmy: I agree.
Iggy: My line!
Lemmy: Darn. The My Lines return.
King Boo: Uh, Bogmire...
Bogmire: Right. Aunt Queenie, could you please destroy those two guys over by the dead dragon?
He points to P.T. and Lemmy.
P.T.: I get first billing again! Yay!
Shadow Queen: Who are these two?
Bogmire: It's a long prequel.
King Boo: (Not nearly as long as the sequel!)
Shadow Queen: Okay. I'll kill them for you.
King Boo and Bogmire: Yay!
Lemmy: Darn.
The queen shoots ten finger lasers at Lemmy.
Lemmy: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Time for my attack!
Lemmy freezes the Shadow Queen, then shatters her when she's frozen.
King Boo: Noooo!
Bogmire: Don't worry. It'll take a lot more than that to kill her.
Her Highness reforms.
P.T.: She turned to the good side?
No. She's just back together.
P.T.: Darn.
Shadow Queen: You know, nephew, when I was awakened, I was really hoping you had a body for me.
Bogmire: Why?
Shadow Queen: You really are my brother's son.
Bogmire: But me and Smogmire got our looks from Mom.
King Boo: Uh, can you go back to killing those two, now?
Shadow Queen: Don't tell me what to do!
Shadow Queen flicks King Boo far, far away.
King Boo: You haven't seen the last of meeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!!!
Lemmy: That gives me the disturbing feeling that this sequel will have a sequel.
Shadow Queen summons a bunch of Broozers. All but one start beating Lemmy and P.T. up.
P.T.: (to the Broozer that's not beating them up) Punchy? What are you doing here?
Punchy: Since Hank is interviewing, I got a part-time job.
P.T.: I'll give you a potato chip if you help us.
Punchy: 'Kay.
Punchy punches Shadow Queen until she falls down unconscious.
Bogmire: AUNT QUEENIE! Die!
Bogmire and Punchy get into a fight, and the Shadow Queen once again reforms.
P.T.: Why do you *gets punched* ow, keep *gets punched* ow, reforming?! *gets punched* Ow!
Shadow Queen: I'm the final boss! I have to be difficult!
Lemmy then freezes all the Broozers except for Punchy, who is still fighting Bogmire.
P.T.: Now what?
Lemmy: We kill her!
P.T.: Right! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: TRIAL OF THE TEN PLANETS!
Lemmy, Punchy, Bogmire, Shadow Queen, and even the frozen Broozers: Uh oh.
P.T.: Mercury Trial!
Soon, Shadow Queen is in a card game with P.T. and a giant, living pen.
P.T.: Got any 4's?
Pen: Go fish.
P.T.: Darn.
Pen: Hey Queenie, got any 5's?
Shadow Queen: Uh, *looks at the cards she's holding* yeah.
Pen: Ha ha! You lose!
P.T.: Mercury Trial: Failed. Venus Trial!
Now, Shadow Queen is on a game show.
Shadow Queen: Huh?
P.T.: For 100,000 dollars, Lemmy, tell us your name!
Lemmy: Lemmbert Ice Koopa, the first.
P.T.: Correct. For 2,000,000 dollars, Torpedo Ted, what is your catchphrase?
Torpedo Ted: I'm a torpedo!
P.T.: Correct! For 30,000,000,000 dollars, Shadow Queen, what is 2+2?
Shadow Queen: Four.
P.T.: Wrong! It's four! Venus Trial: Failed. Earth Trial!
Seven trials later...
P.T.: Pluto Trial: Failed. Plit Trial! Shake my hand.
Shadow Queen shakes P.T.'s hand, but is shocked by a joy buzzer.
Shadow Queen: OWIE!
P.T.: Plit Trial: Failed! You lose!
The scene goes back to the Palace of Shadows, and the queen is in the fetal position.
Shadow Queen: Make it stop!
P.T.: Darn. I wanted to use the P.T. roulette, like during the fight with Rawk Hawk!
Lemmy sucks up the Shadow Queen.
P.T.: How'd you get the vacuum back?
Lemmy: I bought a second one off E-Bay.
Soon, the palace starts shaking.
Bogmire: Run for it!
Lemmy, P.T., Punchy, and Bogmire get
out of the palace, just in time.
Chapter 11: Aftermath
P.T.: That was close.
Ice Land’s theme starts playing. Lemmy answers his cell phone.
Lemmy: Hello?
Crazy Packers Fan: I got your mansion just where it was, before the bad guys took it.
Lemmy: Excellent. You get 500 Koopaling votes. (Not really.)
Crazy Packers Fan: All right!
Lemmy hangs up.
Lemmy: Well, I guess our work here is done. Let's go party at my mansion!
P.T. and Punchy: All right!
Bogmire: What about me?
P.T.: Wanna go get interviewed?
Bogmire: 'Kay.
So the quartet leaves the sewers, and somehow go to the Mushroom Kingdom. Oh, on the way, P.T. bought that ghost-dog food that was mentioned in Chapter 2.
So here's what happened to everyone:
Lemmy: Lemmy was glad to have his mansion back. He also sold the Crystal Stars on Ebay to make money to give to Flavio for letting him on his ship.
P.T.: P.T. continued his life as an interviewer.
King Boo: Unknown.
Grodus: Dead.
Crump: Dead.
Shadow Queen: The Shadow Queen lived on forever, inside the vacuum.
Punchy: Continued his life as a co-interviewer.
Bogmire: Got interviewed, interviewed a Dark Bones, and then became a part of P.T.'s Interview Gang.
Popple: Popple woke up from Lemmy's beating, and claimed the base on the asteroid as his own.
Everyone else lived as they did before, or are dead.
Note: Coming soon, the third and final entry in the Lemmy's Mansion Trilogy: Lemmy's Mansion 3: Lemmy and P.T.'s Super Dumb Saga!
P.T.: What?! Another adventure with Lemmy?! I'm going to need a whole lot of money for this...
The End
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