Chapter 1: Mario & Wario
It was normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom, the beginning of most stories. The Koopas hadn’t attacked for days, most the entire Kingdom were at Mushroom Beach, and Mario and Luigi had paid for a vacation to Isle Delfino.
Meanwhile at Delfino, things had been turning out pretty good for Mario and Luigi; they tool a trip to the spa, a visit to Pianta Village, a trip to the beach... Everything seemed fine. After they had gotten back from the beach, they spent their next hour wandering through the plaza.
Mario: Ahhhh... This is the life, isn't it, Luigi?
Luigi: Yes it is, Mario. I mean, no villains, kidnappings, or any trouble. Now THIS is what I call a vacation.
After a few minutes of a natural conversation, they heard some commotion coming from the market. They went to the center square of the market and noticed a someone bragging to the costumers.
Unknown Figure: So there-a I was, fighting Captain-a Syrup, on the final level of the fortress-a. She was in a PLANE this time, though!
Pianta: Wow! You’re so brave!
Luigi: Wait... I think I might recognize that guy...
Mario: Wait... WARIO?!
Wario: And so there- MARIO?! What-a are you-a doin' here-a?!
Mario: On vacation! And you...?
Wario: I'm-a here because-a I heard that there wrer-a golden things called-a Shine Spites! So I decided to... uh...
Mario: To what?!
Wario: Steal them...
Crowd: *GASP!*
Pianta: How could you?! We bring you into our home, pamper you with all of our relaxing ways, and you want to steal our guardians?! GET HIM!!!
The crowd then swarms around and calls for their fellow Chucksters. They arrive and chuck Wario off the island and back onto the airstrip.
Wario: ARRRRGGGH!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT, MARIOOOO!!!
Luigi: Have a nice TRIP! Hahaha!
Mario: That's enough, Luigi.
Luigi: Wait, wait, I have a better one. See you next FALL! Haha!
Pianta: Oh, that's terrible. Just terrible humor.
*****
Back at the Mushroom
Kingdom, the beaches had closed, the Kingdom had suddenly became a ghost
town. The citizens of the Kingdom had packed up and gone back to their
homes. But in another land, things were a bit different...
Chapter 2: Bowser? Wart? TEAM UP?!
In Dark Land, Bowser had become overworked. Mario and Luigi had beaten all of his Plans, every single plan in the book from A-Z.
Bowser: AGAAAH!!! I'm out of ideas! I've lost! NOOOOOOOO!!!
Lemmy: Don't worry, King Dad, we'll win!
Bowser: Son, you don't understand. I've tried everything! Every scheme in the book! I guess we'll have to leave this kingdom forever...
Morton: What?! Pardon?! Excuse me?! We are not! We must fight, battle, and do combat in order to secure victory upon the Mario Twins, Bros, Siblings!
Bowser: ... I have no idea what you just said, but that's pretty much normal. Wait... Have I used all of plans? BECAUSE I'VE JUST THOUGHT OF ONE!
Lemmy: Fantastic! What is it?
Bowser: Simple, though it involves teaming up with my dearest, younger brother, Wart.
The Koopalings: WHAT?!
Lemmy: Does this mean Susan will have to be here, too?
Bowser: YES! But
first, we need a diversion, to lure the Mario Brothers here…
Chapter 3: Destruction Of The Kingdom
Back on Isle Delfino, the warm welcome slowly faded to a sad goodbye. Mario and Luigi had to leave and the flight home wasn't any better. But when they got there, they found that the kingdom was a koopatastrophe! (My pun stinks, I know.) The entire Kingdom was in ruins! Homes were festooned in flames, the Mushroom Kingdom itself was a complete disaster!
Mario: Mamamia! Bowser must be behind this!
Luigi: There's no doubt about it, but just one Koopa army couldn't make this much destruction... which would mean Bowser joined forces with someone else!
Mario: But who?
Luigi: Let's forget
about that for now, we gotta get to Koopa's castle and stop
his rain of terror!
Let's go!
And so Mario and Luigi set off at full throttle toward Castle Koopa, not knowing what dangers they were yet to face...
*****
Back at Castle Koopa, Bowser and Wart were awaiting the arrival of their two most despicable rivals. Bowser paced the floor angrily.
Wart: What are you waiting for?
Bowser: You to get your butt over to the Flower Kingdom and cause havoc among those puny citizens! I just overheard Mario and Wario's argument and wondered: two enemies trying to defeat their most hated enemy? I Love it! Now GO!
Wart quickly jumped to the Magic Carpet and flew off at full speed toward Sarasaland.
Bowser: Now it's time to steal the Star Rod.
Lemmy: But Dad, didn't you already try that?
Bowser: True,
but now a great amount of evil from any Koopa can overpower and take control
of the Star Rod. Bwahaha! I'm just SO evil! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Chapter 4: Bowser's Castle
After hours of traveling, Mario and Luigi weren't giving up so soon. Their kingdom had been destroyed, but they couldn't let that stop them!
Mario: C'mon, Luigi! Bowser's castle is just up ahead!
Luigi: Phew! But Mario, I'm getting tired!
Mario: Oh, I'm sorry, let’s take a nap. Let's take a nap so BOWSER CAN RULE OUR KINGDOM AND RULE OVER PLIT!
Luigi: NO!
Mario: Then LET'S GO!!!
Mario and Luigi continued until they reached Bowser's citadel. But, It looked very different. The entire castle had changed!
Luigi: Mario! Look at that!
Mario whipped
his head around and noticed Wario climbing up the tower of the
castle, very
determined. He grunted and moaned as he began to slip until... well, he
slipped.
Wario: AAAAAAEEEEYYYYIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! *CRASH!*
Mario: Mamamia!
Wario lay on the ground, unconscious.
Wario: .… Bowser... destroy... kingdom. Ugh...
Mario: Wait... Did he just say what I think he said?
Luigi: Ulp! I think he did.
Mario: Bowser is up to something... I wonder what?
Suddenly, a tornado of black smoke built up at the top of the castle as lightning filled the sky. A geyser of red smoke shot up into the sky. As the smoke cleared, Bowser was revealed holding... the Star Rod!
Mario: Bowser!
Wario: (just waking up) Ugh... Huh? Wha? BOWSER! You're-a the one that-a destroyed the kingdom-a! You DIRTBAG!
Bowser: Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Mario, Wario, Greenguy! You... are... FINISHED! This is your final chapter!
This is the end of you meddling plumbers! I have now taken control of the
Star Rod!!!
Chapter 5: The Secrets of the Star Rod
Wart also emerged from the smoke and laughed manically.
Wart: Hahaha! Thanks to our great evil, we have overpowered and taken control of the Star Rod! There is no hope for you, Mario!
Wario: Grrrrr! TAKE THIS-A!!!
Wario made a magnificent jump toward the tower and made his way up. He got up and stuggled to get the Star Rod back from Bowser. Wart helped Bowser and they began a tug of war.
Wario: Grrrrrrh! Give-a it here-a!
Bowser: Grah! NEVER!
And with one big pull, there was heard a smash and the Star Rod's tip broke into four pieces. The pieces shot across the sky to different directions. The Star Rod's remains imploded into a strange portal and the entire castle and everyone in it were sucked into the portal!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
To Be Continued...
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