Recap: Again? Fine! First, we had a
Luigi’s Mansion parody. Then, a Paper Mario 2 parody. Happy? Good! Now
for the final part of this dumb trilogy!
Prologue: The So-Called Ambassador
Lady Lima and a Beanbean person have just entered Princess Peach’s Castle. A bunch of Toads are playing a little fanfare as they approach Peach.
Lady Lima: I wish to improve ties between our kingdoms.
Peach: Really?
Lady: Yes. Really.
Peach: Okay.
The Beanbean person gives Peach a present he was holding. A little jack-in-the-box thing pops up, only it is actually a little Cackletta-thing that sucks up something from Peach.
Peach: BOOM! POW! KABLOOEY!
The front, left tower of the castle explodes. That injures, not kills, everyone in that tower.
Lady Lima: Eyah, hah, hah, hah, hah!
Lady Lima reveals herself to be Cackletta, as the Beanbean person reveals himself to be Fawful.
Fawful: Fink-rats they are!
Toad fanfare person: We’re not tattle-tales!
Fawful: But I am in the reward of dollars, for giving you that label in word form!
Toad fanfare person: Huh?
Cackletta: He said that he’s being paid to say that.
Toad fanfare person: Really?
Cackletta: Yes. Really.
Toad fanfare person: Oh. Okay.
Cackletta hits all the Toad fanfare guys with lightning, and runs out of the castle with Fawful. Outside, she gets on her rocket-recliner, as Fawful puts on his headgear. They fly away.
Fawful: That was successful and un-failing!
Cackletta: I agree!
Iggy: My line!
Iggy, that was one of the running gags in Lemmy’s Mansion 2. Not 3.
Iggy: I didn’t get the memo.
Cackletta: Memo? What do you mean? This is real life!
Plit, except for Cackletta: Uh, yeah. It is. (She doesn’t know?!)
Anyway, Cackletta and Fawful fly away.
Chapter 1: Lemmy’s Debt
Lemmy wakes up on the floor in a random room in his mansion with a lampshade on his head.
Lemmy: That was some party last night. I can’t believe Waluigi ate all that ice cream.
Remember, at the end of LM2, he threw a party. But it lasted for a week, without stopping. Lemmy takes the lampshade off.
Ding dong!
Lemmy: Coming!
When he gets to the door, he opens it to see a Dry Bones in a business suit with a suitcase and a fedora.
Lemmy: Can I help you?
Dry Bones: My name is Nintendo Darth Schmader.
Lemmy: Really?
Nintendo Darth Schmader: Yes. Really. Just call me “Nintendo DS” for short.
Lemmy: And what were your parents’ names? Gary-Bob-Albert (GBA) and Nelly-Emily-Sally (NES)?
Nintendo DS: Exactly.
Lemmy: 0_0
Nintendo DS: Anyway, you’re five days past your deadline.
Lemmy: What deadline?
Nintendo DS: To pay your rent.
Lemmy: But I own this mansion!
Nintendo DS: When you received it in the letter, did you read the fine print?
Lemmy pulls out the letter from the first Lemmy’s Mansion, and finds that there is some fine print.
Fine Print:
Oh, and if you don’t pay rent every
month, we will take your mansion away. Why do you have to pay rent if you
own it? Because we have the power to make you! Ha ha!
Lemmy: Hmm. Thought I would’ve noticed talking fine print. So King Boo didn’t send that letter, after all? He was just in the mansion for no real reason, other than to kidnap Iggy?
Nintendo DS: Yeah. But since this is your first time paying, I’ll give you a week to get the money. You owe me 5,000 dollars.
Lemmy: How can I get 5,000 dollars?!
Nintendo DS: Maybe the want ads in this newspaper will have some well-paying jobs in it. See you in seven days!
Nintendo DS leaves.
Lemmy: I can’t do labor! I’m lazy! And I’m royalty! There has to be something easier than that!
Lemmy sees a very significant-looking article in the paper. Then he sees a small, easy-to-miss article next to that.
Small, easy-to-miss article:
Princess Peach just lost her voice!
Someone please get it back for her! Whoever does gets 5,000 dollars as
a reward! Go to the bulletin board in Toad Town for more info.
Lemmy: That’ll do!
Lemmy rushes off to Toad Town. Once there, he reads the bulletin board.
Bulletin Board:
Cackletta and her accomplice, Fawful,
have stolen Peach’s voice! They were last seen heading to the Beanbean
Kingdom. It would be hard to go there alone. Since lots of things there
involve two people, we recommend going with a partner.
Lemmy: Darn. Who can I go with the Beanbean Kingdom with? Oh well. I have to wait until this next Interview is over.
Lemmy walks into a studio. Later…
Giant Pen: …And that’s why I can talk.
Shrike: Okay.
Bogmire: End Transmission!
Soon…
Lemmy: Okay. Someone has to go to the Beanbean Kingdom with me. Who’s it gonna be?
Shrike and Shrooby: I have to go to an ex-Princess Shroob employee convention.
Bogmire: I’m going to a shadow-ghost thing convention.
Punchy and Kyle: I’m going to the Glitz Pit.
Spike: I’m too lazy!
P.T.: The giant pen and I were going to-
Lemmy: No one wants to go?
P.T.’s Gang: No!
Lemmy: Really?
P.T.’s Gang: Yes. Really.
Lemmy: I’ll give you chocolate!
P.T.’s Gang: Chocolate!
Morton walks into the studio, and starts rambling about something no one really cares about. P.T. then knocks out Morton.
Lemmy: As a reward, P.T. gets chocolate!
He gives P.T. half of a chocolate bar.
P.T.: Only half?
Lemmy: If you come to the Beanbean Kingdom with me, you will get the rest of it.
P.T.: Okay! What’s the worst that could happen?
Oh, you’ll know, soon enough.
P.T.: Really?
Yes. Really. But for now, forget I said anything.
P.T.: Huh?
Exactly.
P.T.: No, seriously. What did you say?
(Idiot.)
Lemmy: King Dad is letting me use the Koopa Cruiser. I also have an army ready. I expect to meet you at the doomship docks in my dad’s castle in 45 minutes.
P.T.: Fine.
60 minutes later…
Lemmy: What took you so long?
P.T.: Well-
Lemmy: Lame! Just get on the ship.
P.T.: Don’t tell me what to do!
Lemmy: -_-
Soon, the ship is flying towards the Beanbean Kingdom. P.T. is waiting in the hold.
Lemmy (on the intercom): P.T.! Get up here!
P.T.: No!
Lemmy: Yes.
P.T.: No.
Lemmy: Yes.
P.T.: Fat.
Lemmy: Her.
P.T.: Fat.
Lemmy: Her.
P.T.: Fat.
Lemmy: Her. Father… STOP TRICKING ME INTO BEING STUPID, AND GET UP HERE, OR I’LL EAT ALL YOUR KOOPALING VOTES!
P.T.: Eat them?
Lemmy: GETUPHERE!
Soon…
P.T.: I’m here!
Soon, they catch up to Cackletta and Fawful.
Cackletta: We had hours of a head start, and you still caught up?
Lemmy: Yes.
Cackletta: Fawful, terminate them.
Fawful: To you I say, “Yes”! Die!
P.T.: You can’t tell Dracula what to do! Dracula’s a grown man! He can do what he wants!
Lemmy: If we’re going to fight, let me turn the lights on. None of us can fight what we can’t see.
He does, and P.T. starts to catch on fire.
Lemmy, Cackletta, and Fawful: Huh?
P.T.: Lemmy… I never told you, but … I’m a vampire!
Lemmy: Well, that would explain why you called yourself Dracula a few lines ago. And why you kept asking for my blood during deleted scenes in the two prequels.
P.T. turns into ashes. But something rises from the ashes. It’s P.T.! But instead of spiky, brown hair, he has a red (orange) Mohawk. And instead of a brown trench coat, he’s wearing a dark green one.
Lemmy: P.T.?
P.T.?: No. I’m not P.T., but close. My name is “P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego”.
Lemmy: Uh, I see.
P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego: Plus, I’m a better fighter! I can take out these two in one move!
Lemmy: Awesome!
P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego: Super Fist of the Nosehair: Silly Face Attack!
P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego makes a silly face.
Cackletta: Is that it?
P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego: Yeah. Pretty much.
Cackletta: Fawful, terminate them.
Fawful: To you I say, “Yes”!
Cackletta flies away.
Lemmy: How will you terminate us?
Fawful: Be patient, and you will know. That sounded too coherent…
RPG Battle!
Lemmy: HP: 20/20
P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego:
HP: 25/25
Vs.
Fawful: HP: 30/30
Lemmy uses “Ball Throw”. 5 damage!
P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego uses “Fire Breath”. 10 damage!
Fawful uses “Fireball” on Lemmy. 5 damage!
Lemmy: HP: 15/20
P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego:
HP: 25/25
Vs.
Fawful: HP: 15/30
Lemmy uses “Literal Shell Toss”. 10 damage!
P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego uses “Random, Fawful-defeating Attack”. 5 damage!
Lemmy: HP: 15/20
P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego:
HP: 25/25
Vs.
Fawful: 0/30
Lemmy and P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego win!
Battle Over!
Fawful: You guys are insane!
P.T. is using a cape (via Cape Feather) to fly to the Koopa Cruiser. He lands next to Lemmy and P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego.
Lemmy: I thought you were that pile of ashes over there!
P.T.: More like right next to you.
Lemmy sees that P.T.-from-another-dimension-kind-of-like-his-alter-ego is now a pile of ashes.
P.T.: Good thing, too. I was tired of writing that long name.
Lemmy: And when/if I post it, I’m sure I’ll be, too.
Fawful: While you two were moving your jawbones while making noises, I have given location to a petite device of explosive qualities on the area between the front and back of this aircraft of flying capabilities.
He said that while you two were talking, he placed an explosive on the side of the ship.
Lemmy: Oh… Darn.
The Koopa Cruiser explodes. Fawful manages to fly away to safety, but everyone else (except for Lemmy and P.T.) dies. They fall.
P.T.: Save me, Superman!
Lemmy: If we’re falling, shouldn’t we be screaming? Since we could die.
P.T.: I just did. Besides, ever play Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga? Mario and Luigi fell, but they survived.
Lemmy: Of course I played it! That was my first appearance since the SNES era! Unless you count remakes.
P.T.: Yeah. They should’ve added Bowser Jr, but noooooo!
They land in Stardust Fields, and faint
upon impact with the ground.
Chapter 2: Tolstar and Tots
It was a dark and stormy night. Things were happening that I couldn’t explain. Why wasn’t the moon out? Where were Mario and Luigi? Why did I leave the computer on for Mom to type things… It was going to be a long night. Uh, anyway, Lemmy and P.T. land.
Lemmy: We survived! This calls for a meal!
Lemmy pulls out some tater tots, and just before he eats them…
Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, are you going to eat those tots?
Lemmy: Uh, yeah.
Napoleon: You guys are retarded!
One meal later, Lemmy and P.T. enter a tower.
Hammer Bro. #1: Welcome! We’re the Border Bros!
P.T.: But you’re listed as Hammer Bro. #1 and #2.
Hammer Bro. #2: Well… You guys are retarded! If you want to be in the Beanbean Kingdom, you have to play our game!
Lemmy: What game?
Hammer Bro. #1: The Border Jump! You have to jump over our rope, until you break the record. But if you miss three times, you lose.
Hammer Bro. #2: That Dynamite kid that was here a few minutes ago was really good. He set the bar pretty high. You have to go longer than ten minutes.
P.T.: Darn.
So the game gets started. It takes a few… a lot of tries. But they eventually make it.
Hammer Bro. #1: Okay.
Hammer Bro. #2: Here’s a map, by the way.
Lemmy got the map! Now, they leave the other side of the tower. They’re now in the Beanbean Kingdom!
P.T.: Now what?
They soon see Napoleon in a cannon.
P.T.: Napoleon!
Napoleon: Get me out of this freakin’ cannon!
Tolstar appears.
Tolstar: I’ll let him out, if you give me 100 coins!
Lemmy: Here.
He gives them to Tolstar.
Tolstar: Oh. These are Mushroom Kingdom coins.
Lemmy: Actually, they’re Dark Land coins. But they’re basically the same.
Tolstar: Either way. 100 Mushroom Kingdom/Dark Land coins are only worth one Beanbean coin.
Lemmy: Really?
Tolstar: Yes. Really.
Lemmy: Darn it!
Tolstar summons a bridge for Lemmy and P.T.
Tolstar: You can use that bridge.
Soon…
Lemmy: Why are we saving Napoleon?
P.T.: We could get mentioned in his sequel!
Lemmy: He’ll have a sequel?
P.T.: That’s what the guy in black armor who was breathing heavily told me.
Meanwhile…
Darth Vader: He got the message, sir.
Yoda: Excellent. Now that we’ve convinced him of something twice, we should make our move, when he’s alone.
Darth Vader: As you command.
Meanwhile…
Lemmy and P.T. meet the Starshade Bros.
Red Starshade: We need to teach you about Bros. Moves.
Lemmy: But we’re not brothers.
Green Starshade: Oh.
The Starshade Bros. leave. P.T. opens up a laptop, and does a lot of clicking and typing. Soon, a random Tanoomba takes Lemmy’s Freeze Gun.
Lemmy: Hey!
The Tanoomba gives P.T. 100 (Beanbean) coins, and walks away.
Lemmy: You sold my Freeze Gun on Ebay?! I’ve had that ever since “The Freeze Gun”!
P.T.: Cry me a river.
Soon, P.T. gives the 100 coins to Tolstar.
Tolstar: Thanks.
Tolstar shoots Napoleon out of the cannon.
Lemmy: Huh?
Tolstar: Ha ha! You fell for it! Man! Money is so great!
P.T.: You think money is so great?
Tolstar: Duh!
P.T.: Let me show you that money isn’t the most important thing in life, but that boring, everyday life is! Super Fist of the Nosehair: Wonderful 7-Day Trial Offer!
Lemmy: Oh no.
Voice: Sunday!
P.T. is sleeping in bed, and Mommy (a Birdo) comes into P.T.’s room.
Mommy: Wake up!
P.T.: I don’t wanna!
Mommy: (demonic voice) YOU WILL DO IT, OR YOU WILL DIE!
An alarm clock goes off.
P.T.: Time to wake up!
A giant pen breaks through the floor, dressed as a dog. Now, everyone starts eating pudding, really fast. Tolstar is in the corner, watching.
Lemmy: THIS IS WHAT YOU DO, EVERY SUNDAY?!
P.T.: Sunday gets an A! I get to blow up Jupiter!
P.T. blows up Jupiter.
Voice: Monday!
P.T.: Monday! That’s Barricaded Day!
The house is barricaded, as policemen are surrounding it.
Police Chief: P.T. Piranha, you are under arrest for blowing up Jupiter, too quickly during the summer! We have the house surrounded!
Inside the house, P.T., Mommy, Torpedo Ted, and a giant pen are eating pudding, really fast. Tolstar is still watching.
P.T. Monday gets an A! I get to blow up the Monday-go-round!
He does.
Voice: Tuesday!
P.T.: Rock and Roll Day!
P.T. is petting a squirrel.
Lemmy: WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ROCK AND ROLL?!
The squirrel attacks Tolstar, who is now screaming like a girl.
P.T.: Tuesday gets an A! I get to blow up Iggy’s Castle!
He does.
Iggy: Hey!
Voice: Wednesday!
P.T.: Read The Giant Pen’s Diary Day!
Giant pen’s diary:
Dear Diary,
Today, P.T. went to the Shroob planet to buy some milk from a vendor. But the vendor said that they were out. So P.T. calmly blew up half of Mars.
P.T.: Wednesday gets an A! I get to blow up what’s left of Mars!
He does.
Voice: Thursday!
P.T.: Japanese War Day!
A bunch of P.T. clones are dressed as samurais, fighting P.T. clones that are dressed as knights.
Samurai Leader: Give us back our cookies!
Knight Leader: Nevah!
Eventually, the war ends in the samurais’ favor.
P.T.: Thursday gets an F!
Lemmy: But your side won!
Voice: Friday!
P.T.: Monster War Day!
P.T., Torpedo Ted, and the giant pen look like hideous monsters!
Lemmy and Tolstar: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Dark shadow monsters surround Lemmy, P.T., Tolstar, Torpedo Ted, and the pen.
Dark Shadow Monster P.T.: Super Fist of the Nosehair of Light!
Dark Shadow Monster Torpedo Ted: Torpedo Whirlwind of Light!
Dark Shadow Monster Pen: Standing In The Same Spot of Light!
They use their light attacks to defeat the dark shadow monsters.
Lemmy: DARK SHADOW MONSTERS USING LIGHT ATTACKS?!
And for all you single dark shadow monster chicks, we introduce a hot guy for you! Introducing dark shadow monster #65: Marcel! He’s a little on the quiet side, somewhat peculiar, and a good companion. In a weird sort of way.
Lemmy: WHO CARES?!
P.T.: Friday gets a B-! I can only blow up half of Wendy’s castle!
He blows up half of Wendy’s castle.
Wendy: Hey!
Voice: Saturday!
P.T.: Time to travel to Wonderland! Incognito!
P.T. is in a ski mask, and forcing another on Tolstar.
Tolstar: Let go!
P.T. throws Tolstar against a tree. Now him, Mommy, the pen (as a dog), the police, the police chief, Torpedo Ted, the pen, the squirrel, Iggy, the Shroob vendor, the P.T. samurais, the P.T. samurai leader, the P.T. knights, the P.T. knight leader, Dark Shadow P.T., Dark Shadow Torpedo Ted, Dark Shadow Pen, the dark shadow monsters, Marcel, Wendy, and the ski mask-wearing P.T. march towards Tolstar.
Lemmy: The guys from all the other days are here, too?
P.T.: Tolstar, the most important thing in life isn’t money. It’s…
P.T. throws Tolstar at another tree.
P.T.: … MONEY!
Lemmy: You used that whole attack, saying that it wasn’t!
The scene changes back to Stardust Fields, and only seven minutes have passed. So Lemmy still has a week to pay the rent. But Tolstar is in the fetal position.
Tolstar: MAKE IT STOP!
Lemmy: Uh, P.T.? Don’t go crazy with the Bobobo attacks, just yet. We’re still in the beginning of the story. I might have to turn this into a scribble, if we don’t get in some seriousness.
P.T.: Okay. I’ll calm down. But later on, I get to use some again.
Lemmy: Fine.
Lemmy and P.T. walk into a cave.
Chapter 3: Mountain Time
Lemmy and P.T. come out of that cave, to find themselves just outside a mountain village.
Lemmy: Well, at least it’s daytime.
A bunch of Beanbean soldiers surround Lemmy and P.T.
Soldier #1: You kidnapped Prince Peasley!
Lemmy: No we didn’t.
Soldier #2: Oops.
Soldier #3: We’re sorry.
P.T.: Pen, now!
Pen: Becoming candy!
The pen becomes candy, and P.T. eats it. Now they’re fused into a ripped guy in a ski mask and speedo.
Ripped Guy: I’m-sorry-mask-man! I’m sorry.
Soldier #1: Really?
I’m-sorry-mask-man: Yes. Really.
I’m-sorry-mask-man (while punching soldier #3): EXCEPT FOR SOLDIER #3!
The other soldiers jump off the edge. I’m-sorry-mask-man reverts back to P.T. The pen is nowhere to be found.
Lemmy: What happened to the pen?
P.T.: What pen? I use pencils!
Lemmy: Right. Let’s go find this Prince Peasley guy. He might know where Cackletta is!
So they go into town. They hear something about a “Blablanadon” or something. Anyway, they see Fawful in the area where the descent begins.
Fawful: Fink-rats!
Fawful summons a rock to rock the path.
Fawful: It is so strong and un-wimpy that only tools of a smashing variety given the label “Hammer” can destroy it in a destructive fashion!
He said that only hammers can destroy the rock.
Lemmy and P.T.: Oh.
Fawful flies away. They try another path, but are faced with an unfinished bridge.
Construction Person: Sorry. The bridge won’t be finished for a while.
Lemmy: We have time.
Lemmy and P.T. try to steal from the nearby house, to find the Hammerhead Bros. in it, trying to blacksmith something, but they fail.
Red Hammerhead (Sledge): Could you get us a Hoohoo Block?
Lemmy: No.
Green Hammerhead (Mallet): Please?
Lemmy: No.
Sledge: Then we shall destroy you.
Lemmy: You’re going to destroy us over a rock?!
Mallet: Yeah, why?
P.T. throws an Anti-Hammerhead Bro. pebble at them.
Hammerhead Bros: Ow.
They die. Lemmy and P.T. come out, and find that the bridge is finished.
Lemmy: How’d the bridge get finished so fast?
Construction Person: What bridge?
Lemmy: …
A green elephant-monster walks up to Lemmy and P.T.
Fred Fredburger: Yes, I like nachos and frozen yogurt! My name is Fred Fredburger. That’s a real good name! Can you spell it? F-R-E-D-F-R-E-D-B-U-R-G-E-R! Fred Fredburger! Yes!
Lemmy: OH NO! Not this guy! How’d he get here?
P.T.: I got him on sale from Poke’maniac Joe. He seemed very glad to be rid of him.
Lemmy: Darn. Now we’re stuck with him!
Fred: Yes!
They go across the bridge, and try to go up the mountain. They go through lots of situations. Such as…
Getting over a gap:
P.T.: How do we get across?
Lemmy shoots a rainbow bridge out of his hair, and they get across.
A flaming statue:
Lemmy: Now what? Wait! I know!
Lemmy uses a squirt gun. It works.
Eventually, they reach the area with Hoohooros.
Hoohooros: Welcome, travelers.
Guys standing behind Lemmy, P.T., and Fred: Thanks.
Hoohooros: Welcome, idiots.
Lemmy and P.T.: Thanks.
Fred: I like nachos. Yes.
Lemmy: Is it me, or do you look like Darth Vader?
Hoohooros: Uh… Bye!
Hoohooros disappears.
Meanwhile…
Hoohooros appears.
Hoohooros: They almost discovered us!
Yoda: This P.T. is wittier than I thought.
Hoohooros: Actually, it was a small Koopa that was on a ball that nearly discovered us.
Yoda: Nothing compared to P.T. Eliminate the Koopa. Then, we can get to P.T.
Darth Vader and Hoohooros: Yes, sir.
Meanwhile…
Lemmy: How do we get to the top, now?
P.T.: I know! Super Fist of the Wobble-wobble! Stretchy Arms and Legs!
P.T. uses his extended arms to grab Lemmy and Fred. He uses his extended legs to get to the top. When they get there…
Fred: I like frozen yogurt! Yes.
Lemmy: Hey! A telescope!
Lemmy looks through it, and is amazed.
Lemmy: Wow! I can see the whole kingdom from here! And someday, I’ll run it like a dictator!
Fred: Yes!
P.T.: I’m a torpedo!
Lemmy: Huh?
P.T.: … Nothing!
Blablanadon: Hey!
Lemmy: Huh? Oh, hi! Who are you?
Blablanadon: I’m Blablanadon. I’m sitting on this egg, because someone should, or else the baby inside will die.
Fred: Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger, Fred Fredburger…
P.T.: What are you? A Poke’mon?
Lemmy: But the townspeople are wondering where you are.
Blablanadon: Oops. Well sorry. I guess that’s the deal with eggs.
The egg hatches, and a dragon comes out.
Dragohoho: Goo Gwah!
Blablanadon: Ugly kid…
Dragohoho knocks Blablanadon off the summit and back into his nest in town.
Lemmy: Oh darn.
Dragohoho spits fire onto Fred.
Fred: Yes! I like frozen yogurt!
P.T. pushes him off the mountain. Then, those characters from Cyberchase appear.
Characters: Math. Math. Math. Math.
P.T.: AAHHH! EVIL! EVIL MUST DIE!
P.T. happily pushes them off the cliff.
P.T.: I’ve never really cared about math.
Lemmy pulls out his Freeze Gun to freeze Dragohoho, but remembers that P.T. sold it to a Tanoomba on Ebay.
Lemmy: Darn.
Lemmy throws his ball at Dragohoho, but it just bounces off his head, hits P.T.’s head, and knocks him out.
Lemmy: That wasn’t supposed to happen.
Dragohoho stomps on Lemmy. But Blablanadon flies back up, carrying a bowling ball. He flies over the devious dragon, and drops the bowling ball on his head.
Dragohoho: Goooo…
Dragohoho faints. He turns into Prince Peasley. Lemmy and P.T. wake up.
Lemmy: I had the strangest dream. I was on another adventure with P.T. And Fred Fredburger was with us.
Blablanadon: That really happened.
Lemmy: Oh. Darn.
Prince Peasley: Oh, my head.
P.T.: Why were you a dragon bent on killing us all, and torturing the world with endless math class? Which is basically the same thing.
Prince Peasley: I heard that Cackletta and Fawful were up to something. But they turned me into that dragon, and stuffed me in that egg. Here’s my rose.
He tosses a rose to Lemmy, but he has terrible aim. He throws it off the edge of the summit, where stray Chain Chomps at the bottom of the mountain eat it.
Lemmy: Nice.
Prince Peasley: Uh… That was embarrassing.
Prince Peasley flies away on his winged cushion.
Lemmy: How are we going to get to the bottom?
P.T.: I know!
P.T. jumps off the edge.
P.T.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Blablanadon: He does know that he could’ve grabbed onto my talon, and I would’ve flown him back to town, doesn’t he?
Lemmy: He had no clue.
Blablanadon flies Lemmy back to town. Lemmy then tries to go down but forgets that Fawful had a big rock blocking the path, until he gets there.
Lemmy: Oh yeah. How do I get past this?
Meanwhile, on the summit…
Darth Vader: He’s not here.
Hoohooros: I think I saw him at the bottom of the mountain.
Darth Vader: Darn it!
In his rage, Darth Vader throws the bowling ball off the edge. And by dumb luck, it hits the rock that’s blocking Lemmy’s path.
Lemmy: That was random. But convenient! … Is that the same bowling ball that Blablanadon used on Dragohoho? Hmmm… Wait, how’d I know about that? I was unconscious! Hmmm, some more…
Lemmy takes the bowling ball, and continues. Eventually, he comes into a cave.
Mine Cart Guy: Welcome. Wait, didn’t you read the bulletin board in the Mushroom Kingdom? You can only go through this kingdom with a partner!
Lemmy: He jumped off of the summit.
Mine Cart Guy: Oh. Then I guess you’ll have to WALK through the mines.
Lemmy: Darn.
Lemmy goes through the mines. It takes a while, because he can’t see in the dark. After 40 minutes…
Lemmy: Finally! Out of that cave!
Lemmy sees the unconscious P.T. Piranha in front of him. Next to that, he sees the unconscious Fred Fredburger, and dead Cyberchase characters.
Lemmy: Oooookay.
Lemmy wakes up P.T.
P.T.: Hi, Hip. Now what?
Lemmy: We should go to Beanbean Castle. Maybe the people there will know something.
P.T.: That’s why we looked for Peasley. But all we got was a freefall down a mountain!
Lemmy: Actually, only you did that. Anyway, next destination: Beanbean Castle!
The duo head towards Beanbean Castle. They get away, just in time to avoid Darth Vader and Hoohooros.
Darth Vader: You said he was here.
Hoohooros: Well, I guess he woke up, and left!
Yoda appears.
Yoda: You have failed.
Hoohooros: Wait, what happened to your backwards speech?
Yoda: The Force eliminated it. Next chance you get, kill his little turtle friend.
Fred wakes up.
Fred Fredburger: What is that black guy?
Hoohooros: That’s Darth Vader.
Fred: What’s that green guy?
Hoohooros: It’s Yoda.
Fred: Oh. Yes. What is that black guy?
Yoda, Darth Vader, and Hoohooros teleport back to their base.